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Month: March 2016
The Hypocrisy of Freedom of Speech
I have just one question that sums up my point on the Freedom of Speech we supposedly have here in America and the question is:
If as American citizens truly have the right to free speech then can you explain then if we have total freedom of speech do we have the Federal Communication Commission (FCC) who is an independent agency of the United States government, created by Congressional statute to regulate interstate communications by radio,television,wire,satellite and cable.
Now the word regulate is used in place of Censorship which is the primary objective of the FCC, who dictate what and when we can say shit.
SO IS THAT REALLY FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FUCK NO ITS NOT.
Donald Trump President or Pervert?!
I have it on good authority that presidential candidate Donald Trump has one hell of a skeleton in his closet. Donnie Trump is banned from the entire continent of Africa, if Donnie ever sets foot on African soil he will be arrested and promptly executed for Environmental Desecration and Wild Life Endangerment.
Why you ask? Well I’ll tell you. In his 30’s to late 40’s our possible president went through a serious Beastiality phase. So Donnie Trump would book secret “Safari Vacations” to various parts of Africa to shoot his personal Beastiality porn, by him for him type deal.
2 Strange Facts on the Subject:
- Donnie while fucking Lions would be heard screaming “Your no king of the jungle, I AM! I’m the KING of the JUNGLE, all you are is the king of my bitches! I’M SIMBA BABY, I’M MOTHERFUCKING SIMBA OF THE WORLD!”
- While getting banged by Hyenas Donnie Boy could be heard mumbling meekly “Mother knows, Mother knows best and she will teach me!”
Interesting side note and biological fact:
Hyena’s sexes are notoriously hard to distinguish say field researchers due to the fact female Hyenas have a Faux Penis, so female Hyenas literally know what its like to give birth through their penises.
2016’s New Urban Legend
It has come to my attention that a new urban legend has been born unto society. The new Urban Myth is as follows:
Every Apple Store Logo has a trace amount of Steve Job’s semen.
This is one of the unique because Urban Legends are based on precautionary moral lesson (i.e. the boy who cried wolf-moral Don’t Lie) but this one has none, it seems to serve as shock value only.