Happy New Year to All Our Readers Past, Present, and Future because let’s face it 2019 was kind of a Shit Year. The Fact is Teens Suck They’re Deliberately Dicks Plain and Simple. So fuck 2019 when I was 19 I was an Asshole Point Being 2019 was an Asshole of a Year.
2019 being a Properly Fucked Year theres Literally No Where to Go but Up From Here Friends. Keep Hope Alive for 2020 Friends Don’t Let the Shit Drag You Down, and Beware of The Slippery Slope. 2019 is fucking History it’s been Exiled to the Past. Presently We are the Verge of The New Day of a New Year providing Us with Endless Possibilities. Let The Past Be The Past for this is Our chance to Enhance Our Future Friends. Embrace The Chance.
Sincerely,
Les Sober