Month: March 2020

An FYB Wednesday WTF Movie: BEGOTTEN

Welcome to FYB’s Wednesday WTF Movie featuring the 1990 Gory Experimental Dark Fantasy Horror Film BEGOTTEN by Edmund Elias Merhige (Who also Wrote, Produced, Edited, and Directed the Film). Begotten contains No Dialogue and Mimics the Style of Aged Back-and-White Movies and whose Enigmatic Plot is Drawn from Various Creation Myths. Critics have Identified Several Major Themes in Begotten. According to Historian Scott MacDonald, the Film’s Allegorical Qualities and Purposeful Ambiguity can lead to Multiple Interpretations. In Intervies, Merhige Himself has Acknowledged the He Intentionally Incorporated these Themes into the Film, while also Inviting the Audience to Form Their Own Interpretations as Well.

           

Brief Plot Summery:

The Film starts inside of a Small Backwood Cabin, a Robbed Figure (Dubbed “God Killing Himself” in the Movies Credits) DISEMBOWELS HIMSELF using a Straight Razor!! After Removing some of His Internal Organs the Character Dies, and Mother Earth Emerges from His MUTILATED REMAINS!! She brings the Corpse to Arousal and Uses His Semen to Impregnate Herself. Time Passes and a Visibly Pregnant Mother Earth wonders off into the Vast and Barren Landscape to Give Birth to a MALFORMED Convulsing Man named Son of Earth. Mother Earth soon Abandons Son of Earth leaving Him to His Own Devices.

       

After an Untold Period of Time on His Own Son of Earth encounters a Tribe of FACELESS NOMADS who seize Him and take Him Hostage. Upon His Capture Son of Earth begins to Vomit Organic Pieces of God Knows What, which the Faceless Nomad Accept Excitedly as Gifts before throwing Him in a PIT OF FIRE!! Son of Earth is Resurrected by Mother Earth and the Two set off together Continuing across the Harsh and Unforgiving Landscape. Soon the Faceless Nomads catch up to Them Attacking and Murdering Mother Earth before Disappearing into the Wild Wilderness.

A Group of Robed Figures arrive and Carry Away Mother NAture’s MUTILATED and DISEMBOWELED REMAINS, before Returning and Killing Son of Earth by Disemboweling Him as Well. The Robed Group buries pieces of Both Mother of Earth and Son of Earth in the Crust of the Earth. In the Final Scene, Mother Earth and Her Son Appear in a Flashback, this Time Wandering through a Forrest. Enjoy.

WE Hope You Enjoyed this Slice of Experimental Insanity as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented by Les Sober

Tidbits For Shits and Giggles :John Kenn Mortensen’s Comic-Dub

In this Installment of Tidbits For Shits and Giggles Features the Work of Danish Artist John Kenn Mortensen(Also Known as Don Kenn) who Writes and Directs Television Shows for Kids, BUT During His Free Time Kenn pays Tribute to the Darker, Disturbing side of Childhood filled with Monsters and Ghosts. Kenn’s Ugly, Terrifying, and Bone Chilling Creatures come Creeping out of the Darkest Childhood Nightmares into a Lurid Limelight. Kenn Draws His Highly Imaginative and Unsettling Scenarios where Children meet Ghastly and Goulash Monsters entirely on Yellow Post-It Notes. The Creative Intimacy of Kenn’s Creepy Creations truly leaves One in a State of Shock and Awe. Enjoy.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented by Les Sober

Tidbits For Shits and Giggles: The Ghost Song

In this Installment of TIDBITS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES We have a Two for One Special of Sorts as Ghost Song features the Music of David Byrne and the Artwork of Stephen Gammell.

David Byrne is a Singer, Songwriter, Musician, Record Producer, Artist, Actor, Writer, Music Theorist, and Filmmaker who was a Founding Member and Lead Singer (as well as the Principle Songwriter) of the New Wave Band The Talking Heads. Byrne has Released Solo Recordings and Worked in/with Various Artists Mediums including Film, Photography, Opera, Fiction, and Non Fiction. Byrne was also Inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

  • The Song in the Video is called HORSES
  • Album: IN SPITE OF WISHING AND WANTING

Stephen Gammel is an Illustrator of Children’s Books who is Best Known for His Gruesome, Nightmarish, Surreal, and Unsettling Illustrations for Alvin Schwartz’s Short Horror Story Trilogy Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

Thats for Viewing/Listening,

  Presented By Les Sober

The Upside of SARS

Before there was the Corona Virus and CORVID-19 the World had to Worry about it was SARS. For those who may Not Know nor Remember Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome or SARS is a Contagious and Sometimes Fatal Illness Caused by a Coronavirus. SARS appeared in China in 2002 and it Spread Worldwide within a Matter of Months though it was Quickly Contained. There has been No Known Transmission of SARS has occurred since 2004.

Now that in 2020 the Entire World is Faced with the Coronavirus COVID-19 which like SARS Originated in China. This time the Chinese were Well Prepared to handle the Outbreak and Spread of COVID-19 because of Their  previously having dealt with SARS. Armed with Their Prior Knowledge on How to Prevent or Slow the Spread of a New Super Virus the Chinese have set the Standard for how to Deal with the Current COVID-19 Pandemic (or Any Future Epidemic or God Forbid a Future Pandemic as Well).

              

The System the Chinese have is Simple and Straight forward in its Execution. Every Person who enter ANY and All Buildings are Screened and Their Temperature is Taken, and if Someone has a Fever They are Immediately sent to what is referred to as a Fever Clinic. Once Someone arrives at a Fever Clinic They are Quarantined and Tested right away. Unlike in America where Tests take 1 or 2 Days to get the Results the Chinese Fever Clinic get Their results in just 4 Hours. If a Person at a Fever Clinic Tests Positive They are again Immediately transported to an Isolated Quarantine away from the Populous. Once at said Location the Patients are Treated while in Quarantine, and once They Test Negative and with a Doctor’s Clearance are Released. This severely inhibits the said Viruses Spread keeping Casualties to a Bare Minimum as a Vaccine is Developed.

            

Meanwhile in America due to Trump being the Fat, Greedy, and Utterly Ignorant Cunt are 8 Weeks behind the Rest of the World in Dealing with CORVID-19. We don’t have nearly enough Tests, and the Results take up to 2 Days, We have a shortage of Medical Supplies that are Needed to Combat a Viral Outbreak at a Pandemic Level, and a State of Emergency was only called for 72 hours ago. Not to mention Trump the Vile Orange Cunt cut funding to the Center for Disease Control (CDC) and Fired the Pandemic Specialist at the CDC, HE FUCKING LIED HIS FAT FUCKING ASS OFF. He knowingly spread Misinformation, Propaganda, Conspiracy Theories, Denial, and Countless fucking Lies. Trump’s Asshole Actions Resulted in the American CORVID-19 Pandemic Crisis We are currently facing, and CAUSED THE UNNECESSARY SPREAD OF COVID-19 that KILLED AMERICAN CITIZENS .

           

Why You might wonder well Trump is a Fat Greedy Fucker who was willing to put Personal Profits over the American People. Cocksucker Trump didn’t want to Lose Money so He Sacrificed American’s Safety and Lives to do so. THIS IS PROOF TRUMP THE CORRUPT CUNT AND THE TRUMP ASS KISSING REPUBLICAN SCUMBAG SYCOPHANTS care more about Their Bank Account and Stock Portfolios more than America or Americans. The Punishment of Execution should be a simple and Straight Forward as the Chinese Method of Viral Outbreak Containment.

Trump The Obese Piece of Shit, His Asshole Administration, and Any/All of His GOP Supporters should be Removed from Office. Once Removed They should all be Tried for Crimes Against Humanity, Convicted, and SENTENCED TO DEATH. The Death Sentence would be Carried Out in Public (and Streamed Live) Immediately following the Verdict without a Single Appeal Provided. The Guilty are sentenced to Death by being HUNG, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED since a Quick Demise is far to Good for These Greedy Shitfucks They should Suffer First.

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober

The 13th Floor Doesn’t Exist

A Superstition is by Definition an Excessively Credulous Belief In and For Supernatural Beings. Over the Thousands of Years as Humanity and Society Evolved into what We know Today People Developed a Particular Set of Superstitions. Some of those Token Superstitions include Don’t Let a Black Cat Cross Your Path, If You Break a Mirror You’ll have 7 Years Bad Luck, Don’t walk Under a Ladder, and Don’t Open an Umbrella Inside. One of the Best know Classic Superstition is Triskaidekaphobia, the Most Wide Spread Example of Triskaidekaphobia (or Arguable Any Superstition) is found in Buildings with Fifteen or More Floors.

This is one of those Oddities in One’s Life that though You have more than likely ridden in Your fair share of Elevators have probably Never even been Consciously were Aware of. All You have to do is the Next time You find Yourself in a Building consisting of 15 or More Floors watch the Numbers as the Elevator. You’ll see quite Simply that as the Numbers go up they Skip from the 12th Floor to the 14th Floor. The Point is Obviously that the Owner or Architect is Claiming that Allegedly the Building in fact Does Not have a Thirteenth Floor.

While this of Course is an Totally Outrageous and Physically Impossible Statement, BUT the Basic Psychiatry is There in the Out of Sight Out of Mind Principle. I for one feel that ts more of a Pavlov’s Dog type Deal. A Building Literally can Not Exist with a Missing Floor No matter the fucking Number. Its Not as if the Building Ascends to the 12th Floor and theres a Space Equivalent to an Entire Floor Missing, and The 14th Floor (and those above it) are Floating Inexplicable over the First 12. Thats what Sci Fi is for Completely Crazy and Absolutely Unrealistic Concepts Proving Life can be Stranger than Fiction.

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober

FYB Presents a Monday Madman Movie: SCHRAMM

Tonight’s Monday Madman Movie features the 1993 German Horror Film SCHRAMM Directed by Controversial Writer/Director Jorg Buttgereit. The Movie begins as Serial Killer Lothar Schramm’s Life Flashes before His Eyes as He Lays Dying in a Pool of His own Blood.

           

Brief Plot Summery:

Lothar Schramm is a Lonely Cab Driver who is Polite and Often invited His Visitors in for a Glass Of Cognac, but He might also Slit Their Throats and Assemble Their Bodies in Sexually Suggestive Poses. Lothar lives a Tortured and Solitary Existence Plagued by Paranoia. Lothar has Seriously Deranged Sexual Desires including Fantasies about Vaginas with Teeth, or Nailing His Foreskin to Tables. It’s Safe to Say Lothar doesn’t have a Girlfriend (or Romantic Relationship of Any Kind), and has become accustomed to His Habit of Humping Inflatable Plastic Sex Dolls. Lothar’s Social Life is Completely Non Existent as He Trudges through His Life of Rejection, and Self Mutilation without a Friend in the World. The Only Source of Happiness in Lothar’s Miserably Pathetic Life is the Seriously Sick Crush He’s  Developed for His Next Door Neighbor and Local Prostitute Marianne. What will become of Poor Marianne, can She Survive Lothar’s Dementedly Lurid Lust or Will She Succumb to Lothar’s Deadly Desires??? You will simply just have to Watch and See for Yourself. Enjoy.

Hope You Enjoyed this Little Tale of a Murderous Maniac as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching

  Presented By Les Sober

FYB Update: Gone Fishing For Bullseye Snakeheads

FYB will Not Be Posting Any New Content Between 13th through the 15th of this Month. The Reason for this Unfortunate Delay is Due to the Fact I will be away from the Office having been invited to Fish for Bullseye Snakeheads Down South. I mean how could I not be Chomping at the Bit to Catch what the Media Dubbed THE FRANKENFISH! An Invasive Species that Decimates Local Environments by Eating the Native Fish, Frogs, Toads, Mice, Rats, Small Water Foul (ie Duckling), and Lizards until they’re simple are None Left. Their the Equivalent of a Swarm Hostile Aquatic Locusts. Bullseye Snake Heads are  Armed with Razor Sharp Teeth, Highly Aggressive Attitude, Ability to Breath Air (Allowing them to Survive 3 Days out of the Water), The Ability to Move Over Land, An Endless Appetite Devouring Anything in Their Way, and They Fight like Marlin when They’re  on the Line. This makes Them a Formidable Foe indeed.

Sincerely,

Les Sober  

Sponge Bob’s Cartoon Conspiracy: SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE TAPE (Red Mist)

While Wondering around looking for Future  Cartoons That Aren’t For Children content We inadvertently came across a Cartoon Conspiracy of Sorts (that wasFar to Dark and Disturbing for Cartoon’s That Aren’t For Children). The Conspiracy surrounds an Allegedly Leaked Episode of the Extremely Popular Nickelodeon Kid’s Show Sponge Bob Square Pants, and an Episode Titled SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE (Red Mist) that was so Horrific it was NEVER meant to be seen by Anyone Ever Again.

The Story is there was an Intern working at/for The Kid’s Network Nickelodeon, and part of His Job was to review Episodes of Sponge Bob Square Pants. One Morning the Intern was called into the Editing Room where there were Two Fellow Interns along with the Lead Animator and a Couple of Sound Editors. They had just received an Episode of Sponge Bob that was supposed to be Titled” Krabby Cakes”, but the Episode that had been Delivered was Tilted SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE (Red Mist). Initially the Title didn’t raise any Eyebrows since it’s sort of an Industry Insider Joke if You will. Sometimes Shows would be Labeled with Alternate Titles simply as a Joke. Thus Everyone in the Editing room assumed it was just Someone’s Sick Sense of Humor and that was that. Then They Watched It.

           

During the Initial Viewing the Lead Animator noticed there was a Sudden Flash near the Begging of the Episode. He went back and Replayed that particular part of the Episode Frame By Frame and What He discovered was TRULY HORRIFYING. What had flashed on the Screen was the Photo of a Dead Boy with His Intentions Removed and Piled Next to His Body. As the Show Descended for Weird to Darkly Disturbing the Team found Another Psychotic Photo this time of a Dead Little Girl laying face down in a Pool of Blood with Her Intestines Piled on Her Back. By the End of the Episode 5 to 6 other EXTREMELY GRAPHIC Photos were found Embedded with in it that were Different Pictures (One showed an Unknown Persons Hands as They are Tearing Out the Boy’s Intentions)  of the Same Dead Boy form earlier.

Once the Episode was over it was Immediately Turned over to the Police post haste. After the Incident it is Rumored that Everyone there at the Viewing ended up in Therapy suffering from Nightmares, Depression, and Insomnia. Also Allegedly a Female Intern from that Day actually Killed Herself being Unable to Live with What She had Seen. In Spite of all this People are People so its shouldn’t be Surprising that an Anonymous Employee (or possible an Angry Ex-Employee) Leaked the Episode Online where it was Promptly Removed by The Authorities.

            

The Question remains Who in the fucked up World would create this seriously Sinister Cartoon Episode where the Subject Matter is a Beloved Character commenting Suicide? And that’s Aside from the More fucked up Fact that there were/are Gory Pictures of Dead Kids embedded within it. It is believed that that SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE was traced back to a Scottish Animator Andrew Skinner. Skinner is allegedly Created and Sent the SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE Episode to Nickelodeon. Thats Not all though.  Some time after the SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE Incident Skinner was supposedly Arrested and Charged with 9 Counts of Murder including Two Children. This then begs the Question if Skinner is the Creator, and a Serial Killer then are the Embedded Photos His Children Victims?!

Real or Fake it’s Still Some Extremely Sick Shit. Enjoy.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented By Les Sober

Short Horror Movie Madness: Goat Witch (Uncensored)

We are Delighted to bring You the Short Occult Horror Film “GOAT WITCH” Written and Directed by James Sizemore, and Presented by ALTER.

What Happens when a Witch just Doesn’t want to Summon a Demon using Black Magic, But actually want to BECOME THE DEMON?! The Film is Features an Abundance of Blood, Human Sacrifice, Ritual, Occult Practices, the Conjuring of Evil Spirits, Ample Nudity, Graphic Violence, a Demonic Goat Headed Drummer, and The Resurrected Elders who are Two Rotting Corpses  donning Monk like Robes. The Goat Witch is simply a Short Horror Film that Doesn’t Pull Any Punches. Enjoy.

Hope You enjoyed this Little Black Magic Morsel as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

 Brought to You By Les Sober

The Mystery of Meatsleep’s Deleted Content (26-31)

Welcome to another installment of The Mystery of Meatsleep’s Deleted Content (Videos 26-31). Not to beat a Dead Horse, but if You haven’t seen the Previous Installments We highly recommend that You Do as the Videos are Posted in Chronological Order. Also in Addition to the Meatsleep Video’s We posted Additional Information pertinent to the Meatsleep Mystery as a Whole. Now for Those Who are Not yet in the Know the Intrigue behind Meatsleep’s Videos’s is the Ever Present Question of are They Real or are They Fake This Fake? What We mean by that is are the Videos part of an Elaborate Art Project or Are They the Real Life Documentations of an Actual Serial Killer.

Now the Following may seem redundant or inconsequential, BUT when it comes to Complex Mysteries You can’t afford to take ANYTHING at Face Value. It’s just like the Wise Man George Carlin said, “QUESTION EVERYTHING”, and thats exactly what We intend to Do. With that said We are Wondering what the fuck could the Name/User Name/Alias possibly mean? Granted it’s a Strange User Name, Yet there might be a bit more to it once You start to Scratch the Surface. Those who believe the Video’s are in fact a Real Life Serial Killer’s recordings the Name Meatsleep allegedly stands for the Following. Meat would be a reference to the Killer’s Victims as the Killer is referring to His/Her Victim’s a Meat as in “A Piece of Meat”, and Sleep is a Reference to The Eternal Slumber of Death.

           

Some from the Same School of Thought have hypothesized that MeatSleep isn’t the Actual Killer, But is an Escaped Victim of the Killer. In that case the name Meatsleep takes on a entirely different connotation in this situation where Meat is used to Infer “Dead Meat” as in “Your Dead Meat!”, and again Sleep equals Death. This would indicate the Victim not only Escaped from the Clutches of the Killer, but in a twist of Fate the Escaped Victim Murdered the Killer too.

The most Curiously Interesting Detail of the Meatsleep Name before Meatsleep’s Youtube Account was Completely Deleted at the Top of Meatsleep’s Channel List Was: U001f356 which is Unicode for The Classic Meat Emoji, and We mean the Cave Man Like Emoji with a Hunk of Meat on an Bone. The Other thing about the Meatsleep name that has been bouncing around in Our Skulls is Meatsleep’s Deleted Facebook Account and Defunct Twitter Account were both under the User Name Sewnskin Meatsleep. So if you Spit the First Part of the Name being Sewnskin You get the Two Words that read Sewn Skin making the full Name read Sewn Skin Meatsleep. We can’t Help but Wonder if this in Fact a Reference to the Horror Movie Iconic Villain Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Franchise. Let’s face it Leatherface wears a Mask made of Human Skin that He sows Together, He’s a Cannibal, and He’s a Serial Killer. Thus it covers all the Major Bases Sewn Skin, Meat, and Murder. Enjoy.

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Thanks For Watching,

  By Les Sober