Welcome Dear Customer to Absurdia’s Billion Dollar Beer Club,
Below You will find a unparalleled Selection of Ten of the World’s Most EXPENSIVE BEERS hand picked by our Elite Bartender’s Bartholomew Godfry and Beatrice De Massard.
The Ten Featured Beers are not just some World’s Most Expensive Beers, but are the Only Beers deemed to uphold Our Highest Caliber of Quality.
In Our undying Quest to provide only the World’s Most Luxurious Experience here at Absurdia on August 8th 2000 Absurida’s BILLION DOLLAR BEER CLUB was Born. The concept is quite simple indeed.
The First Absurdia Customer to Purchase $1,000,000,000 worth of Our Exclusive Billion Dollar Beer Club Selections will Automatically WIN FREE BEER for Themselves, and One Additional Person at Absurdia FOR LIFE.
The Winner will also receive a SOLID 24 CARAT GOLD BEER MUG (weighing 2,738.4 Grams of 24 Carat Gold Valued at $112,986.35 and COVERED IN 500 ONE CARAT HAND CUT FLAWLESS DIAMONDS (Total Worth of Diamonds $3,659,500)
The Billion Dollar Beer Club Selections:
Sapporo’s Space Barley: $110 for a 6 pack of 12oz Bottles (ABV 6.0%)
Crown Ambassador Reserve: $90 for 750ml Bottle (ABV 10.2%)
Tutankhamen Ale: $75.00 for 500ml Bottle (ABV 6.0%)
Brew dog’s Sink The Bismarck $80.00 for a 375ml Bottle (ABV 41%)
Samuel Adam’s Utopias: $150.00 for a 700ml Bottle (ABV 27%)
Schorschbrau’s Schorsch Bock 57: $275.00 for a 330ml Bottle (ABV 57.5%)
Carlsberg Jacobson Vintage: $400.00 for a 375ml Bottle (ABV 10.5%)
Past Blue Ribbon 1844: $44.00 for 720ml Bottle (ABV 6.0%)
Brew dog’s The End of History: $765.00 for 330ml Bottle (ABV 55%)
Nail Brewing’s Antarctic Nail Ale: $800-$1,815 for a 500ml Bottle (ABV 10%)
Congratulations are in order for Our Current Billion Dollar Beer Club Leader Tristen Chitterlings III with a current Total of $189,357,044.01
If Absurdia acquires any Future Additional Selections for The Billion Dollar Beer Club they will be Added to the Menu Immediately, and Club Members will be Instantly informed of the New Selection(s) via Twitter.
Until then Just Relax and Enjoy 10 of the FINEST and EXPENSIVE Beer the World has to Offer.
Thanks for Reading,
By Les Sober