Category: Creative Writing

This is all the Insanity that has Escaped The Confines of My Cranium. Includes (but not limited to) Fiction, Non Fiction, Personal Shit, Short Stories, Poems, Pictorials (for Now), Ongoing Stories, Sociology, History, Cannibalism, Song Lyrics, and More.

Why Does Anyone Give A Shit About Tyler Perry??!

I for the life of me can’t figure how the hell Tyler Perry (whose initials match with the initials for toilet paper ironically) has made a career out of writing comedy/dramas for television and film. Perry is nothing more than a talentless hack. His tv shows where such blandly generic photocopies of old school, out dated cliche ( late 80’s early 90’s ) mass produced sappy family sitcom fodder. Perry’s writing is so lack luster that in spite of having multiple shows (for a while in the dying years of the WB network 90% of it shows where done by Tyler Perry) I honestly, even after trying like hell can’t remember the single name even one of his shows. I have the same issue/problem when it comes to his movies which are exactly the same poorly written, over acted and dick in any way of direction, they’re  just longer versions of his talentless tv shows with the same rehashed plot lines and generic characters. Perry seems utterly devoid of even a scrap of originality, he’d be better off writing mindless ads.

Obviously I have to address Perry’s biggest fucking claim to fame, the Madea movie franchise and even that is completely vacant of any original thought(s) or creativity. As far as I’m concerned the Madea movies are Tyler Perry’s answer to the crappy Ernest movies (i.e. Ernest Goes To Camp/Saves Christmas) I could tell you every plot of every goddamn motherfucking Madea movie ever made: Holy shit not tired of Perry in drag too bad, Madea has a loving family and friendly fucking neighbors, but hijinks in sue and then they issue is resolved as everyone learns a valuable life lesson that brings them even closer. The themes are interchangeable be it Madea Saves Christmas (where the fuck is Ernest I ask) or  Diary of a Mad Black Woman (The 1st Madea movie made) it doesn’t fucking matter because they all follow the same tired format.

Bottom Line: Tyler Perry The Man, The Myth, THE MORON.

Right To Unrestricted Research

S.683-114th Congress

(2015-2016)

To extend the principle of federalism to State drug policy, provide access to medical marijuana, AND ENABLE RESEARCH into the MEDICINAL PROPERTIES of Marijuana.

Section 708 (21 U.S.C.903) (b) amended

“(b) COMPLIANCE WITH STATE LAW.-Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the provisions of this title relating to marijuana shall not apply to any person  acting in compliance with State law relating to the production, possession, distribution, dispensation, administration, LABORATORY TESTING, or delivery of medical marijuana.”

About time for some criticism

From time to time I will be posting reviews of other blogs. I utterly believe with the ever expanding field of blogging that a Critic is well needed, if not a necessity.

So I am happy as hell to announce that (As far as I’m aware. Just saying so some smug douche who’s waiting to talk shit in a know- it- all manner can calm the fuck down and not bother posting a response.) as off now

I am the first official blog Critic

and

May I say that the shit has now hit the fan, shit is about to get real interesting.

Definition of Bottle Club

Bottle Club: A private drinking club; specifically, an association of people, often unknown to one another, for the sole purpose of providing themselves with liquor and a place to drink it after the legal closing hours of public bars or in a city or county where the public sale of alcoholic beverages is prohibited.

Side Note:

Bottle-Man: A drunkard or habitual drinker

Gullah Supernatural Tradition

If your ever in Charleston South Carolina do yourself a favor and as you travel around the city, look at the porch (top and bottom) and you will see a pattern quickly emerging. Predominately the underside of the porch ceilings are painted a light blue reminiscent  of the sky on a clear summers morning, BUT WHY???

Charleston was influenced greatly by the Gullah culture brought to the city through the slavery trade. In Gullah culture there is a superstition/belief that at under the dark cloak of night when man is most vulnerable as he sleeps vile and villainous spirits (christian minded people would call them demons, while others might see the spirits as ghosts) lurk luridly looking for human victims. Now the Gullah people devised a extremely simple and effective approach to warding off these nightly terrors, they just painted the undersides of all porches of the house with light sky blue paint.

The reason was a simple as the remedy, see with the porch ceilings being sky blue any evil entity who set foot on said porch would look up and see the sky blue paint. The paint was intended to fool the malevolent monsters into thinking it was day time and thusly they couldn’t harm the occupants of the house as during the day the spiteful spirits must remain trapped in the after life.

Caitlyn Jenner Homicidal Hero

When Bruce Jenner announced to the world he was in fact transgender (which lets fucking face it if you ever saw him on that Kardashian exploitation show already figured Bruce wished to be a woman) the media took to it like gas to a flame. Next thing anyone knows is her face is plastered on countless newspaper/magazine covers, the internet was buzzing like a hive of rabid bees, TV personalities clambered for interviews, entertainment shows went ballistic and the radio was all a chatter about Bruce becoming Caitlyn. The highlight of the Bruce-Caitlyn story thus far was when Caitlyn won a extremely presidios  life time award from the LGBT community for her bravery in pioneering the transgender community’s fight for acceptance.

BUT HERE IS THE TRAGIC TRUTH BEHIND BRUCE’S BOLD COMING OUT:

Bruce never officially came out, no iconic news interview with Barbara Walters nor did he announce it at a LGBT convention/event, BECAUSE Bruce was still barricaded in the closet.

Bruce came out because he had too, see Bruce’s secret was exposed when police and emergency personnel  responded to a FATAL CAR CRASH that BRUCE JENNER CAUSED and found Jenner in full on drag.

So Bruce is no LGBT hero, Bruce commited vehicular homicide when the result of the crash he was responsible for were KILLED AS A RESULT.

I mention this because as far as anyone can tell Bruce was arrested but what happened to the trial and any possible conviction?

My guess is the victims families were bought by a large settlement check courtesy of Chris “I Pimp My Family Of Media Whores” Kardashian. Really Chris your only “claim to fame” is not your deceased OJ Simpson lawyer husband BUT FOR A LEAKED PORNO TAPE FEATURING KIM KARDASHIAN (and some asshole who no one remembers)

So Bottom line Caitlyn is a Killer and a Fraud and Chris “Queen of the Kardashians” Kardashian is a human piece of shit.