Thomas Jefferson once said
“If you want freedom there should be an armed revolution every 20 years”
George Washington said
“A two party political system will be the death of America”
Category: Creative Writing
This is all the Insanity that has Escaped The Confines of My Cranium. Includes (but not limited to) Fiction, Non Fiction, Personal Shit, Short Stories, Poems, Pictorials (for Now), Ongoing Stories, Sociology, History, Cannibalism, Song Lyrics, and More.
A Contest of Killing
When you see a fox chasing a rabbit, who wins?
The answer is the rabbit because the fox is running for its dinner while the rabbit is running for its life.
Donald Trump President or Pervert?!
I have it on good authority that presidential candidate Donald Trump has one hell of a skeleton in his closet. Donnie Trump is banned from the entire continent of Africa, if Donnie ever sets foot on African soil he will be arrested and promptly executed for Environmental Desecration and Wild Life Endangerment.
Why you ask? Well I’ll tell you. In his 30’s to late 40’s our possible president went through a serious Beastiality phase. So Donnie Trump would book secret “Safari Vacations” to various parts of Africa to shoot his personal Beastiality porn, by him for him type deal.
2 Strange Facts on the Subject:
- Donnie while fucking Lions would be heard screaming “Your no king of the jungle, I AM! I’m the KING of the JUNGLE, all you are is the king of my bitches! I’M SIMBA BABY, I’M MOTHERFUCKING SIMBA OF THE WORLD!”
- While getting banged by Hyenas Donnie Boy could be heard mumbling meekly “Mother knows, Mother knows best and she will teach me!”
Interesting side note and biological fact:
Hyena’s sexes are notoriously hard to distinguish say field researchers due to the fact female Hyenas have a Faux Penis, so female Hyenas literally know what its like to give birth through their penises.
2016’s New Urban Legend
It has come to my attention that a new urban legend has been born unto society. The new Urban Myth is as follows:
Every Apple Store Logo has a trace amount of Steve Job’s semen.
This is one of the unique because Urban Legends are based on precautionary moral lesson (i.e. the boy who cried wolf-moral Don’t Lie) but this one has none, it seems to serve as shock value only.