FYB’s Saturday Night Gorefest Film: Blood Sucking Freaks

Tonight FYB brings You the Exploitation Gore Filled Splatter Film BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS!!!! Written and Directed by Joel M. Reed

Blood Sucking Freaks was Filmed under the Title SARDU:MASTER OF THE SCREAMING VIRGINS, but it was Retitled THE INCREDIBLE TORTURE SHOW for its Original Theatrical Run. When Film Distributer Troma Entertainment Acquired the Film They Retitled it BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS (Sometimes Spelled: BLOODSUCKING FREAKS)

       

Various Torture Methods Depicted in BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS include, but are Not Limited to Thumb Screw, a Skull Crushed by a Vice, Amputation Using a Bone Saw, Cutting Off Of Fingers with a Meat Cleaver, Electro-Shock, Suspension, Teeth Extraction, An Electric Drill through The Skull with the Victim’s Brains Sucked Out with a Straw, the Severing of Feet with a Chainsaw, Stretching on St. Andrew’s Cross, Caning, Whipping, Brainwashing, Quartering, and Decapitation by Guillotine.

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!

THIS FILMS CONTAINS DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE, BLOOD SHED,GORE, MURDER, AND TORTURE THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE, SICKENING, TROUBLING, REVOLTING, DISTURBING, OR NAUSEATING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS EXTREMELY ADVISED!!! FYB ADVISES THAT NO ONE UNDER THE AGE A 21 VIEW THIS FILM.

Hope You Enjoyed Tonight’s Trip Down the Rabbit Hole to Hell. Good Night and Sleep Tight.

Thanks for Viewing,

 Brought to You By Les Sober (12:o7 AM)

FYB’s Friday Night Feature Film: Kung Fucking Fury!

Tonight We have Another Short Film from a Master of the Theater of the Absurd! This Mind Twisting Bit of Goodness is KUNG FURY (2015)  a Swedish Short Film Written and Directed By David Sandburg. KUNG FURY pays Homage to the Martial Arts Action Films from the 1980’s.

Plot Summery: Detective Kung Fury is Suddenly Struck By LIGHTING and Simultaneously BITTEN BY A COBRA giving Him Superior Kung Fun Skills. Kung Fury’s Partner was Sliced in Half  by RED NINJA Years Ago, BUT in 1985 after Beating a Rouge Robot Arcade Machine Kung Fury QUITES the Force. when Assigned a NEW PARTNER TRICERACOP.

In the Mean Time Adolf Hitler also Know as KUNG FUHRER jumps into the Timeline an KILLS The Police Chief!!! Kung Fury Intent on REVENGE has Computer Hacking Wiz HACKERMAN to teleport Him Back in Time TO KILL HITLER!!!

Kung Fury then Teams with NORSE GODS, FEMALE BARBARIAN VALKYRIES, and KATANA to go with Him to GERMANY to FINISH THE JOB OF MURDERING HITLER, and DESTROYING THE NAZI ARMY ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

Hope You Enjoyed Tonight’s Kung Fu Fight Riddled- Time Line Through History -80’s Laced-Adventure in Absuridty .

Thanks for Viewing,

Presented By Les Sober  

FYB Presents: A Saturday Midnight Splatter Film

Tonight Fiends We have a VERY SICK SPECIAL FEATURE FILM for You!

Tonights Film is No Other than the Original 1970 American Gore Cult Classic”THE WIZARD OF GORE” By The Legendary Director, Splatter Film Genre Creator,  and The Godfather of Gore ……….

Herschell Gordon Lewis

Plot Summery: Master Illusionist and Madman Montag The Magnificent Uses His Ability to Hypnotize and  Control the Thoughts of Audience Members in order to Stage GRUESOME ILLUSIONS INVOLVING THE GRAPHIC MAIMING AND MUTILATION of the “Volunteer” Utilizing His MIND BENDING POWER!!

A Local TV Talk Show Host Sherry, and Her Boyfriend Jack begin to Investigate Montag, and as They do They Begin to Wonder if Montag’s Extremely Violent  Performances aren’t a Trick at All , but are ACTUALLY REAL!!

       

WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING FILM CONTAINS SCENES OF GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND ACTS OF TORTURE THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND DISTURBING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS SERIOUSLY ADVISED. Enjoy.

Well Thats All The Murder and Mayhem for Now.

Good Night and Sleep Tight.

 Presented By Les Sober

(Posted 12:18 am)

FYB’s Freaky Friday Night Film: GOZU

Welcome To FYB’s Friday Freaky Friday Film GOZU!

This Movie takes Surreal to Levels NEVER Before Believed Possible!!!

A Mind Melting Bizarre Movie that Goes Down the Rabbit Hole To HELL, and BACK from Revered Japanese Director Takashi Miike!!!

So Any Fans of David Lynch or Dario Argento will Be VERY PLEASED with this Film Selection.

       

There are Some People that Honestly Believe the only way One can Understand Gozu is to Be Under The Influence of a Hallucinogenics. I think if Anyone Tried that it FRY THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR BRAIN Leaving Them Tragically as a Drooling Catatonic a Mere Step Above BRAIN DEAD.

FYB DOES NOT Encourage OR Condone The Use of Hallucinogenics.

So What is GOZU You’re asking Yourself??!

Well in Japanese Buddhism GOZU is a COW HEADED DEMON who is A GENERAL who guards The Gates of HELL! He appears as a TERRIFYING ONI (Evil or Malicious Ghost)  with a COW’S HEAD!!!

GOZU is Extremely POWERFUL and is capable of Physically Moving MOUNTAINS, and is a Servant of GREAT KING ENMA The Ruler of HELL, and is 1 of the CHIEF TORTURERS & PUNISHERS of The Wicked!

GOZU is 1 of the First DEMONS that You Encounter upon Entering HELL, and IF You manage to Escape From HELL, GOZU is Sent to BRING YOU BACK!

       

PLOT SUMMERY: Gang Member Monami respects His Brother Ozaki who always Protected Him in the Past. Tragically However, Osaka seems to be Going INSANE! Gang Leader Azamawari is Unsympathetic to Ozaki’s Insanity and DEMANDS THAT MINAMI KILL HIS OWN BROTHER!!!

And as Always: WARNING! THE FOLLOWING MOVIE HAS SCENES THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND DISTURBING. VIEWER DIGRESSION IS SERIOUSLY ADVISED. Enjoy.

NOTE: You will Have to Turn On The Closed Caption as the Film Doesn’t Come with Them. For those with an Aversion to Subtitles Better Luck Next Time (Week)

Hope You Survived The Master Mindfuck that is GOZU.

Good Night and Sleep Tight.

   Presented By Les Sober  

FYB’s Anti-Monday Movie Double Feature

Let’s Face It Monday’s are a Known Motherfucker SO in spite of Our Predilection for the Darker Side of Things know Everyone Needs a Laugh. Now with that said We still have to Keep to Our Principles in some Fashion, and to do so We have carefully Selected Tonight’s Double Comedy Feature.

Tonight We have Selected:

MULVA: ZOMBIE ASS KICKER

And

BANANA MOTHERFUCKER!!!

       

In MULVA: ZOMBIE ASS KICKER Stars a Buffoonish Chocolate Loving Candy Addict, by the Named Mulva, and Her Misfit Friends are FORCED to FIGHT for Her Halloween Candy against A ZOMBIE HORDE Who Rise From The DEAD on HALLOWEEN NIGHT!!!

        

In Banana Motherfucker 6 Adventurers Goon a Quest for a MYSTICAL CEMETERY. After Disturbing a GRAVE causing The DEAD to RISE as They Triggered an ANCIENT CURSE that will DESTROY the ENTIRE WORLD!!!

   

And as Always: WARNING THE FOLLOWING FILMS CONTAIN CONTENT THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND DISTURBING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Enjoy.

And Now for Our Second Feature: BANANA Motherfucker!!!

(Note: You Most Likely Will Have To Turn On The Closed Caption, and Select English in Setting or Whichever Language You Prefer.)

For Those Who have an Eversion to Subtitles RELAX the Film is 16 minutes and Change. ALSO The Dialogue is MINIMAL being NONEXISTENT After the First Few Minutes in Fact.

            

Hope You Enjoyed Tonights Double Dose of Movie Insanity. Goodnight and Sleep Tight.

Thanks for Viewing,

Presented By Les Sober

FYB’S FRIDAY NIGHT FEATURE FILM: Vampire Girls Vs. Frankenstein Girl!

For Tonight’s FYB Friday Night Feature We Have For Your Entertainment  The Japanese Horror Comedy Splatter Film By Yoshihiro Nishimura………

Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl

This is a Wonderful Example of Absurdity meets Gore Galore in this Over The Top Blood Bath Feature Film!!

        

Plot Summery: Transfer Student Monami who becomes Enamored with Fellow Student Mizushima. Decieving Mizushima into Eating a Token Chocolate , That are LACED with HER BLOOD! Mizushima is then Thrown into Monami’s VAMPIRE WORLD OF LIFE, DEATH, LOVE, AND BUCKETS OF BLOOD!!! Jilted Girlfriend Keiko won’t stand for the Crush Monami’s has on Her Boyfriend Mizushima. In a Sudden Sinister Twist, Keiko is TRANSFORMED into a HIDEOUS and UNFORGIVING FRANKENSTEIN GIRL! The Battle for Mizushima’s Heart and Affections has Begun.

       

Head Up Ironically Readers just a Heads Up, But this Film has SUBTITLES. For those with an Aversion to Subtitles HAVE NO FEAR! The Story is Simple, and Dialogue Minimal. If You’re NOT CONVINCED then Do Us a Favor, and just WATCH The FIRST 2 MINUTES then DECIDE.

I am Aware I have Poked a Great Deal Of Fun AT Warnings, But This Time I’m Not Kidding.

       

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILM CONTAINS SCENES OF GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND EXCESSIVE GORE. IF YOUR FAINT OF HEART, WEAK OF STOMACH, PREGNANT, OR EASILY OFFENDED THERE IS CONTENT YOU MIGHT FIND OBJECTIONABLE, OFFENSIVE, INSULTING OR DISTURBING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS SERIOUSLY ADVISED. NOT FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES. THIS FILM IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THE FILM ARE NOT THAT OF FYB, LES SOBER, OUR FRIENDS, ASSOCIATES, PARTNERS, OR COLLABORATORS  Enjoy.

Hope You Enjoyed Tonights Blood Soaked Gorefest of a Film, Good Night and Sleep Tight.

Presented By Les Sober   

Short and Sweet Horror

It doesn’t HAVE or NEED to be a 3 hour CGI fuckfest to be a Good fucking Movie.

Example (in Print):

The World’s Shortest Horror Story “Knock”  By Frederic Brown

“The Last Man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door…”

        

So without Further Fanfare FYB is Around to Present the FIRST in Our New Short Horror Film Series called “Larry” Written and Directed by Jacob Chase.

(Running Time 5 Minutes and 21 Seconds.)

And as Always: WARNING THE FOLLOWING SHORT FILM MAY CONTAIN CONTENT THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND DISTURBING. VIEWER DIGRESSION IS ADVISED. Enjoy.

Hope You Enjoyed this Little Dose of Independent Horror.

  Presented by Les Sober

Kevin Smith in a 532 Word Nutshell.

Kevin Smith was born into a Roman Catholic family on August 2, 1970 in Red Bank New Jersey. He attended and graduated from Henry Hudson High school and went on to attend classes at The New School for Social Research as part of their creative writing program. He ended up leaving The New School for Social Research after a year due to the school’s authorities complaining about Smith’s “undisciplined behavior”. Smith then went on to attend the Vancouver Film School in 1990 for four months. After he left the course he found his life lacking direction and decided to take a job as a clerk at a convenience store in Leonardo New Jersey.

While he was working there, Smith saw Richard Linklater’s low budget comedy “Slacker”. The movie inspired him to write and direct his own work. Smith’s good friend from film school, Scott Mosier, prompted him to write his first script for the movie “Clerks” and in addition to writing the screenplay produced the film along with Mosier. The film followed a day in the life of two central characters Dante and his best friend Randle who work as clerks. Dante works at a convenience store and Randle works at the video rental store next door. Smith shot the film in black and white during the hours after the convenience store he worked for closed, and edited the movie in the store room on his breaks. The film was an acclaimed success, but in 1995 his second movie “Mallrats” ( whose characters hang out at their local mall) was a box office disaster.

Then two years later he released his third movie “Chasing Amy” about a straight man falling for a lesbian woman and the movie was a huge box office success. In 1999 Smith’s fourth film “Dogma” was released and it caused a massive backlash from the Christian community due to its discussion of the religious issues pertaining to Catholic beliefs. The films that followed were 2001’s “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”, and the big budget film “Jersey Girl” (another colossal flop at the box office), 2006’s sequel to “Clerks” aptly titled “Clerks 2”, “Zack and Miri make a porno” in 2008 ( a romantic comedy that failed at the box office. In 2005 Smith wrote his first book titled “Silent Bob Speaks” a collection of essays on multiple topics .In 2007 Smith wrote the first episode of the short lived television show “Reaper” and served as the show’s executive producer for seven additional episodes.

In 2007 he also started his podcast (which he refers to as SModcast). After “Zack and Miri make a porno” Smith took several years off from writing/directing his own movies and went on lengthy spoken word-like tours of colleges and small theaters discussing a variety of topics from screen writing to his personal life. In 2011 he returned to film. He wrote/directed the film “Red State” (his first horror movie) and “Tusk” in 2012 (after reading a bizarre want add). Additionally in 2012 Smith started his second venture in television with his show “Comic book men” which is a reality tv show filmed in a comic book store. The stars are the store’s staff. Smith has been very vocal about wanting to make one last film pertaining to Hockey.

Thanks For The Read As Always,

Les Sober  

A Difference in Directors : A Quick Character Comparison

There are two sistink ways a Movie Director signs off on their various Films. The First is “A So-and-So Film” and the second being the “A Film by So-and-So” Now in reality these are just a way to Brand their product to help get the Directors name and work out into the World.

Now here is what chaps my ass when it comes to these two types of Branding. Allow me to explain.

The First identifier the “A Film by So-and-So” in my opinion is just fine and absolutely appropriate. Its a more subtly humble way of addressing how a Director takes credit for their work. Its a way to help Viewers to recognize the Director’s past/present/future Films, and know what kind of fare they will be seeing splayed across the Silver Screen. Think of it like this for example (as well as comparison purposes) if you see Stephen King’s name you know what your getting, your getting some seriously sick ,twisted,violent, scary fucking shit. If you see Tom Clancy’s name you again know what your getting which is some crazy, detailed, expert account of the American Military, Government Agencies and Politicians.

Now the Second way for a Director to help the public identify their Films is to use the tag line “A Film by So-and-So” THIS IS SO GODDAMN STUPID. This claim goes far beyond egotistical and far into megalomania. Why is this? Its because when you state “A Film by So-and-So” its as if their saying “I did this, ME and only ME”, and thats so fucking ridiculous its insulting and offensive to all the other people/professionals that worked their asses off on the Film to help complete the Director’s vision of/for their particular Film. I mean really what the fuck is the Director thinking or perhaps its the fact that their not thinking about anything (or anyone) else, but themselves and their career. Seriously what am I the viewer supposed believe that the Director was responsible for the entire production as if they acted all the parts, ran cameras and sound, found locations to shoot, did wardrobe, special effects, stunts, catering, editing, producing, writing, promoting, the soundtrack, and funded the whole fucking Film themselves which as we all know is the farthest fucking thing from the actual truth.

In Summation if your going to Direct Movies thats awesome and I wish you all the luck in Hollyweird, BUT when the Film is wrapped, all said is and done DON’T BE A SELF CENTERED PRICK. Its your Film true but my point is you sure as hell didn’t do it all by your little self now did you?!

Thanks For the Read,

Les Sober