Welcome to today’s post FYB post featuring the video by content creator know as Nana825763 COOKING IDOL. We featured another one of Nana825763’s videos titled USER NAME 666 which you can find located in the Strange and Disturbing Videos or in the Dark Web Videos (honestly it’s been so long since We did said post which category it’s in, but it’s in one of the two I assure you). It’s morbid masterpiece in the macabre the equivalent of Alice in Wonderland meets the Food network in the 9th circle of Hell.
Now here is where it gets interesting there was some cryptic text (located later on in this post) accompanying the video that I couldn’t get out of my head. On a whim I decided to watch the video, but this time I switched on the closed caption. Once turned on the closed caption the ghostly audio translated into the following:
- Ah. Yes. Static.
- Hi.
- Welcome to my cooking show
- It’s good Food
- Heals every losers plate
- But keep in mind
- I cook the tomatoes
- Prepare them nice like this.
- Do It.
- Now.
- Next step
- Cook with Soy sauce
- This is not optional
- Enjoy
Now this reminds me of the band Tool’s song “Die Eier von Satan” off their album Enema. The song title actually means “the balls of satan” or “the eggs of Satan” in German, as “eier” can mean eggs or testicles. The song sounds like a Hitler Nazi rally speech circa World War two, the songs lyrics translate to a receipt for Marijuana cookies. A classic example things that aren’t what they appear to be at first sight or listen in this case.
I then went back and watched the video for the umpteenth time, and compiled a list of the words displayed at the top of the screen during the video. This list is a good bit stranger and tad more grim than the audio translation. Here’s said list in chronological order:
- Good food
- Happy Happy Happy
- I like red food
- I cook the tomatoes
- Lets
- Cookingggggggggg
- Please prepare the tomato
- tomatoes is red
- I cut the tomatoes into pieces with a knife
- Please don’t cut your neck
- Please burn bacon and rice cakes
- Please listen to my song
- Music
- Start
- I like rotten food!
- Please put the tomatoes on rice cakes
- Please rice cakes wrapped in bacon
- Please insert a toothpick
- Well did you?
- Again please burn the sides
- Please take the soy sauce at the end.
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See you on the other side,
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