Ask and You shall receive they say well I hold more with the saying be careful for what you wish for because you might just get it. In this case in particular Your Gonna Get It Ladies and Gentlemen. I fully understand especially in the age of social media dominated by millennials that someone attracts the exact attention I don’t want. See the less you say about yourself now a days the more ravenous the curiosity of others grows and abounds. So for those who wanted to know so goddamn bad that they annoyed me to the edge of sanity this ones for you so with that said I don’t want to hear anymore personal questions about me from here out.
Here some facts in Bullet Note form:
Age: Old enough to be considered Ancient.
Looks: Like a Basic Human with 10 and 2 of everything required.
Right or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Education: Street Smarts with a Collage Education.
Occupation/Vocation: Writer/Expert Cryptozoologist on Chupacabras.
Salary: I’m chronically broke, but I can pay my bills.
Social Status: Social Deviant
Marital Status: Married to my Wife
Ethnicity: Unknown due to the fact that if I were a dog breed I’d be a Ethnic Mutt.
Accent: Slight Southern Accent that slips in occasionally.
Tricks: Getting people to buy any absurdity based on Reasonable Doubt
Polotics: I agree with George Washington when he said “A Two Party System will DESTROY AMERICA.
Hobbies: Sharpening my knife collection or cleaning my guns while thinking about people I hate.
Addictions: Ex Junkie, Heavy Drinker, Fast Food, Death, Doom and Destruction, People Watching.
Pot Smoker: Yes daily
Social Media Used: Twitter and FaceBook only for Blog Promotion nothing else.
Obsessions: Sociology, Death Metal, Horror Movies, My Dogs & Snakes, Revenge, Under Dogs, Anything Anti Authority, The Occult, and more.
Beliefs: I do not believe in organized religion of any kind, I prefer Spirituality. I also fully endorse Karma.
Superstitions: Murphy’s Law, It’ll Get You Ever Time Without Fail.
Attitude (General): Stubborn, Aggressive, Impulsive, Opinionated, Demanding, High expectations of others and most of all self, Vengeful at times, Anger bordering Rage (Terrible Temper), Sceptic, Natural Born Pessimist, little to no Patience, open minded, Sarcastic, Trust Worthy, Loyal to a Fault, Witty, Entertaining, and Extreme Story Teller to name just a few.
Prejudices: I hate the Rich, The Police, The Government and any Institution of Authority such as the FCC. I hate millennials with a undying passion. I hate technology but use it as it becomes a necessity because the public integrates it into social life. I hate big pharmaceutical companies, Lobbyists, Politicians, The Legal System, Taxes, The Health Care System, Large Corporations, Bullies of any kind, SUVs, Rules and most Laws. Think thats enough to list for now.
Ambitions: To make a comfortable living as a writer and to get this Weblog financially self sustaining. Becoming a Marijuana Millionaire in the Medical/Recreational Marijuana industry. (It be nice to get paid for what I know as opposed to be sent to prison for it.)
Medical History: I had Hep-C and was treated making a 100% recovery. I have never broken a bone, BUT I’ve had more stitches then I can count, and I had my Appendix removed TWICE (but thats another story all together)
Sex: I was born with a penis so obviously Male.
Fears: There will never be justice.
Pets: English Bulldog, French Bulldog, Miniature Dachshund (who is completely deaf and only has 1/2 her vision in her left eye) Ball Python, and a Colombian Rainbow Boa Constrictor. Also 3 evil ass cats.
Tattoos/Piercings: No Piercings, 6 Tattoos with plans for many more
Handwriting: Shitty, my handwriting makes Doctor’s handwriting look legible.
Friends: Small Handful of people I have met throughout my life. I generally dislike people and avoid them a great deal.
Personality Type: EXTREMELY Introverted
Favorite Movie: The Toxic Avenger
Favorite Singer: Chris Barns (formally of Cannibal Corpse now with 6 Feet Under)
Favorite Band: Currently for the last 3 years or so Ghost (also known as Ghost BC in America due to copyright laws)
Hometown: Cliche USA
Currently Living: In Parts Unknown to Man and Beast
Country of Origin: Antartica
Astrological Sign: Maximus
Personal Heros: Nicola Machiavelli, Nicola Tesla, Vlad the Impaler, Genghis Khan, Hunter S. Thompson, Lloyd Kaufman, George Remero, Les Claypool, Tobe Hooper, Eli Roth, Doug Benson, Sam Kinison, Samuel Jackson, G.G. Allin, Kevin Smith, Kevin Spacey, Ron Jeremy, Popcorn Sutton, Johny Cash, Tommy Chong, Scortese, Dr. Ray, Jerry Springer, Doyle, Merle Allin, Dave Brockie (aka Oderus Urungus), Mr. Lordi, Werner Herzog, Micheal Jordan, Cliff Burton, Clive Barker, Wes Craven, and thats plenty for this piece.
Favorite Color: Black (the absence of color)
Favorite Song: Bite It You Scum by G.G. Allin & The Murder Junkies
Siblings: Yes 1 younger brother Moore Sober
Instruments: Used to play Bass guitar, but gave it up along with my teenage dreams of being a rock star.
Height: The National Average for my demographic
Weight: Could stand to lose 3-5 pounds.
Sports: I do not play any sports and am anything but a sports fan.
High School: Ignorant High
Favorite book: Tie between “1984” and “Animal Farm”
Favorite Place: Inside my own head
Burned babies
Thank You for leaving a comment, sorry it took a while to get back to you as I was smoking Flaka and injecting Bath Salts into my neck.
In direct response to your answer Dead Puppies.