So We were Poking Around Obscure YouTube Channels for Shits and Giggles. Now when We Say Obscure We mean these Channels are so Fucking Minuscule that if They were any Smaller They Simply wouldn’t fucking Exist in the First fucking Place. We Stumbled across One of these Micro Channels as We call them and Found the Following Video Titled : LINK’S ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND. As an Example of What We consider a Micro Channel here’s the Channels Stats:
- The Channel is called Toadsmiles.
- The Channel has 146 Subscribers.
- The Channel has a Total of 4 Videos
- The Channel Joined in April 2007.
- The Channel has a Total of 64,596 Views.
- This Video racked up the Most Views at 39k of the 4 Videos.
- The Other Video’s View Counts were 5k, 2.1k, and 17k.
The Other 3 Videos on Toadsmiles are Straight Up Retarded believe Us it’s just the Usual No Context Lame Shit You find on Channels like These. Thankfully there are Always Exceptions to the Rule which is Why We Torture Ourselves Scouring Bullshit Channels. LINK’S ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND is One of these Exceptions because it’s Too fucking Weird Not to Watch.
Now for the Trilogy of Questions One Must Ask Oneself when watching Cryptic Uploads such as LINK’S ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND which are Is it an ARG, Art Project, or Gorilla Marketing for say a Movie or Video Game? Well We think Gorilla Marketing and ARG are Both Out of the fucking Question since there is Only 1 Video. It’s Pretty fucking Hard to Promote something with One 2:07 minute Long Video Especially if its Some Bizarre shit. One the Same Note there’s No Point in Playing an ARG again if there is just One fucking Piddly fucking Video?! So as Far as We are Concerned this Falls Under the Category of Art Project be it for School, a Art Show, or Just fucking Because Someone wanted to make it, and/or Since it’s Not Outside the Realm of Reason it could be the Tortured Vision(s) of an Insane Person.
It is What it Is,
Presented By Les Sober