Hats off to Viceland

Viceland is a new fledgling television network who’s headquarters are in Brooklynn N.Y. and I have to say good fucking job Vineland. The intelligent documentary style shows are brilliant be it Weediquette, Vine Essentials, Gaycation, F*Thats good, Balls Deep or Noisey and more.

Its about goddamn time someone put out shows that make you actually think about shit instead of sitting on your couch zoned out on Xanax playing Flappy Candy Bird Crunch 12 or some other mind numbing crap.

Viceland is the glimmer of hope (which lets fucking face could be all we have) in the mass produced, cookie cutter ,reality, and competition bullshit. It serves nothing more than being blatant exploitation and IQ lowering trivial mundane mental fluff  in the TV Sea of Endless Vacant minds and vacant thoughts.

Thank fucking christ for Viceland, we need infinitely more like you.

About time for some criticism

From time to time I will be posting reviews of other blogs. I utterly believe with the ever expanding field of blogging that a Critic is well needed, if not a necessity.

So I am happy as hell to announce that (As far as I’m aware. Just saying so some smug douche who’s waiting to talk shit in a know- it- all manner can calm the fuck down and not bother posting a response.) as off now

I am the first official blog Critic

and

May I say that the shit has now hit the fan, shit is about to get real interesting.

Definition of Bottle Club

Bottle Club: A private drinking club; specifically, an association of people, often unknown to one another, for the sole purpose of providing themselves with liquor and a place to drink it after the legal closing hours of public bars or in a city or county where the public sale of alcoholic beverages is prohibited.

Side Note:

Bottle-Man: A drunkard or habitual drinker

Gullah Supernatural Tradition

If your ever in Charleston South Carolina do yourself a favor and as you travel around the city, look at the porch (top and bottom) and you will see a pattern quickly emerging. Predominately the underside of the porch ceilings are painted a light blue reminiscent  of the sky on a clear summers morning, BUT WHY???

Charleston was influenced greatly by the Gullah culture brought to the city through the slavery trade. In Gullah culture there is a superstition/belief that at under the dark cloak of night when man is most vulnerable as he sleeps vile and villainous spirits (christian minded people would call them demons, while others might see the spirits as ghosts) lurk luridly looking for human victims. Now the Gullah people devised a extremely simple and effective approach to warding off these nightly terrors, they just painted the undersides of all porches of the house with light sky blue paint.

The reason was a simple as the remedy, see with the porch ceilings being sky blue any evil entity who set foot on said porch would look up and see the sky blue paint. The paint was intended to fool the malevolent monsters into thinking it was day time and thusly they couldn’t harm the occupants of the house as during the day the spiteful spirits must remain trapped in the after life.

Caitlyn Jenner Homicidal Hero

When Bruce Jenner announced to the world he was in fact transgender (which lets fucking face it if you ever saw him on that Kardashian exploitation show already figured Bruce wished to be a woman) the media took to it like gas to a flame. Next thing anyone knows is her face is plastered on countless newspaper/magazine covers, the internet was buzzing like a hive of rabid bees, TV personalities clambered for interviews, entertainment shows went ballistic and the radio was all a chatter about Bruce becoming Caitlyn. The highlight of the Bruce-Caitlyn story thus far was when Caitlyn won a extremely presidios  life time award from the LGBT community for her bravery in pioneering the transgender community’s fight for acceptance.

BUT HERE IS THE TRAGIC TRUTH BEHIND BRUCE’S BOLD COMING OUT:

Bruce never officially came out, no iconic news interview with Barbara Walters nor did he announce it at a LGBT convention/event, BECAUSE Bruce was still barricaded in the closet.

Bruce came out because he had too, see Bruce’s secret was exposed when police and emergency personnel  responded to a FATAL CAR CRASH that BRUCE JENNER CAUSED and found Jenner in full on drag.

So Bruce is no LGBT hero, Bruce commited vehicular homicide when the result of the crash he was responsible for were KILLED AS A RESULT.

I mention this because as far as anyone can tell Bruce was arrested but what happened to the trial and any possible conviction?

My guess is the victims families were bought by a large settlement check courtesy of Chris “I Pimp My Family Of Media Whores” Kardashian. Really Chris your only “claim to fame” is not your deceased OJ Simpson lawyer husband BUT FOR A LEAKED PORNO TAPE FEATURING KIM KARDASHIAN (and some asshole who no one remembers)

So Bottom line Caitlyn is a Killer and a Fraud and Chris “Queen of the Kardashians” Kardashian is a human piece of shit.

 

Old News in Music

On January 3, 1935 the New York Tribune wrote of blues musician Lead Belly’s coming to town as,

“Sweet singer of the swamp lands here to do a few tunes between murders”

Thomas Jefferson weighs in on Apple VS. The FBI

“A Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have…The course of history shows that as a government grows,liberty decreases.”

-Thomas Jefferson-