DPT THE SISTER TO DMT

DPT: Dipropylphyptamine, a hallucinogen similar to LSD but having an effect lasting only for an hour or two and considered somewhat safer.

From The Pocket Dictionary of American Slang copyright 1960,1967

A Founding Father or Two

Thomas Jefferson once said

“If you want freedom there should be an armed revolution every 20 years”

 

George Washington said

“A two party political system will be the death of America”

“Bite It You Scum” Lyrics

You want me to kiss your ass,

Well bend over here comes my foot,

I don’t need your crying ass shit,

tempers rising have a fit,

BITE IT YOU SCUM (X 4)

You want me to contribute,

all I’ve got is blood for you,

all you want is more and more,

bite it you pig, you whore

BITE IT YOU SCUM (X 4)

One day when the end is near,

I’ll be laughing at your fear,

when there is no one,

who will be fucking up my fun, NO ONE

BITE IT YOU SCUM (X4)

BITE IT, BITE IT, BITE IT YOU SCUM

-By G.G.Allin and The Murder Junkies-

The Hypocrisy of Freedom of Speech

I have just one question that sums up my point on the Freedom of Speech we supposedly have here in America and the question is:

If as American citizens truly have the right to free speech then can you explain then if we have total freedom of speech do we have the Federal Communication Commission (FCC) who is an independent agency of the United States government, created by Congressional statute to regulate interstate communications by radio,television,wire,satellite and cable.

Now the word regulate is used in place of Censorship which is the primary objective of the FCC, who dictate what and when we can say shit.

SO IS THAT REALLY FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FUCK NO ITS NOT.

Donald Trump President or Pervert?!

I have it on good authority that presidential candidate Donald Trump has one hell of a skeleton in his closet. Donnie Trump is banned from the entire continent of Africa, if Donnie ever sets foot on African soil he will be arrested and promptly executed for Environmental Desecration and Wild Life Endangerment.

Why you ask? Well I’ll tell you. In his 30’s to late 40’s our possible president went through a serious Beastiality phase. So Donnie Trump would book secret “Safari Vacations” to various parts of Africa to shoot his personal Beastiality porn, by him for him type deal.

2 Strange Facts on the Subject:

  1. Donnie while fucking Lions would be heard screaming “Your no king of the jungle, I AM! I’m the KING of the JUNGLE,  all you are is the king of my bitches! I’M SIMBA BABY, I’M MOTHERFUCKING SIMBA OF THE WORLD!”
  2. While getting banged by Hyenas Donnie Boy could be heard mumbling meekly “Mother knows, Mother knows best and she will teach me!”

Interesting side note and biological fact:

Hyena’s sexes are notoriously hard to distinguish say field researchers due to the fact female Hyenas have a Faux Penis,  so female Hyenas literally know what its like to give birth through their penises.