Well Eye See

So the Other Day while I was Loathing being Trapped once again in a Dismal Waiting Room I struck Up a Conversation with the Gentleman sitting across from Me.

His Name was Flynn who shared in My hatred of Waiting Room bullshit. As we talked the Conversation transitioned into How We agreed that Working for someone else, to be an Employee was something We both found Insufferably Frustrating, and Utterly Unfulfilling to say the least. There is no real sense of Accomplishment since whatever You do only benefits Your Boss/ The Company You in fact reap NO REWARDS for Your Labor. And if there is a chance in Hell Your Boss gives You a fucking Raise it’s such a small raise it’s a fucking insult, not a Bonus for Work Well Done.

Bosses dines at the Giant Corporate Table Feasting on Capitalism until The become Engorge Themselves to the Point of Sickness only to Vomit down Upon the Emplyees, and Expect Them to be fucking Thankful for it.

       

NO ONE wants some total fucking Egotistical Bastard Telling Them what To, Do Ordering Them Around,  Pulling Rank, and Basically having control of a MAJORITY of Their fucking Lives.Your not just Selling Your Time Your selling Your Life, and Enslaving Your Soul.

I mean its an entire Lifetime of Serving Someone which makes You a SERVANT paid to do the Shit Grunt Work that Management doesn’t want to, and for what?! A lousy paycheck that doesn’t even come close to being a fucking fare Wage for all the work You do.

Turns out Flynn abandoned the Rat Race where He was rotting in His Role at a Major Car Insurance Company, Got His Realtor’s License, Got a couple Years experience under His Belt, and then Started His Own Reality Company with a Couple of Friends. Flynn and His Friends Company grew into a Substantial Small Business. Flynn just wanted to Work For Himself, and make a comfortable Living which He finally had accomplished.

Now I asked the most poignant question which was did Flynn in fact have Employees outside of His Friends who He founded the Company with who are all equal Partners so there is No One Singular Boss, and all decisions are put to a Vote where Majority Wins. Flynn was honest and said that Yes there were in fact a Team of 7 beginner Realtor’s who had just gotten Their Realtor Licenses, but No real World Experience in Actual Sales.

       

Flynn must have known what I was think right away that He was a fucking Hypocrite because He just testified to a great end how being a Boss was being a Son of a Bitch, and Employees get Pissed On Constantly. This was an unfair knee jerk reaction as there are ALWAYS EXCEPTION TO THE RULE, and perhaps Flynn was one of Those said Exceptions. And luckily He was.

As it turned out Flynn was running more of a Paid Internship of Sort. First off unlike basically every other Intern Flynn Paid His, and Paid Them a real wage. He didn’t try and financially exploit the Interns by Shorting Their Pay or Underpaying Them by using Their Inexperience as an Excuse. Once an Intern is comfortable and has Clocked some Serious Man Hour’s They move on to Join another Reality Company, Go Out on Their Own or Start Their Own Company.

Flynn also had his Interns working on Real Sales, not just doing Shit work like Editing Listings, or Running to get the Owner’s Coffee/Lunch or any other meaningless tasks that Interns are stuck with instead of ACTUAL REAL EXPERIENCE, and if They do accomplish something Their Superior takes Credit for it because Said Person was on/a member of “Their Team”.

Flynn saw that I was listening to Him instead of sitting judging Him in Silence while He explained Himself. To reassure Me I suppose that He wasn’t blowing smoke up My ass (which I din’t feel that He was or I would have stopped Him mid sentence and said so), and pulled out His Cell Phone, and asked Me if I wanted to see something cool.  Of course I said Sure because it beat the Hell out of the Revoltingly Shitty Waiting Room Art.

Flynn fiddled with His phone for a moment or two then He handed it to Me, and told me to “Check This Out”. It was a series of 2 different Photos on His Phone that were Zoomed in into a Close Up of Flynn’s Eyes. In the first Pick Flynns eyes looked Extremely Happy as if the Picture was taken right After He won the fucking Lottery or some Big Time Shit. In the Other Flynn’s eyes looked Enraged to the point of Murder. I then of course asked Flynn what exactly was the point of the two Pictures especially since they were just Close Ups of His Eyes.

       

Flynn went on to explain that since on one hand He didn’t believe in Yelling, Screaming, Belittling, Cursing, or Insulting His Interns. On the Other Hand He needed to make sure that His Business was Running Smoothly so He Devised the Eye Pictures as a Unique and Innovative Solution. If His Interns were doing a Good Job or had a Good Idea Flynn Texted Them the Happy Eyes, and If His Interns were Falling Short or had a Bad Idea He texted Them the Upset Eyes (Flynn insisted on Upset instead of as I put it Enraged/Angry).

It was then that Flynn’s name was called, and We parted ways. Perhaps if I had had a boss like Flynn I would have such a Seething Contempt for Those in Positions of Authority (Because I fucking HATE anyone Who has or Thinks They have ANY Authority over Me), but Probably Not.

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober

Short and Sweet Horror

It doesn’t HAVE or NEED to be a 3 hour CGI fuckfest to be a Good fucking Movie.

Example (in Print):

The World’s Shortest Horror Story “Knock”  By Frederic Brown

“The Last Man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door…”

        

So without Further Fanfare FYB is Around to Present the FIRST in Our New Short Horror Film Series called “Larry” Written and Directed by Jacob Chase.

(Running Time 5 Minutes and 21 Seconds.)

And as Always: WARNING THE FOLLOWING SHORT FILM MAY CONTAIN CONTENT THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND DISTURBING. VIEWER DIGRESSION IS ADVISED. Enjoy.

Hope You Enjoyed this Little Dose of Independent Horror.

  Presented by Les Sober

An FYB Quickie: Lies, Deception, and Doctors

This is simply a Question that has been Eating at Me for the last couple of Months, and I’m not honestly know exactly Why. So in Situations like this the Failsafe Remedy is to Express the Though to Exorcise the Damnable Thoughts from the Inside of My Insanity.

The the Question at Hand that Torments My Mind is this:

Why the hell would Someone LIE to their Doctor?!

Don’t get Me wrong I have, Do, and Will Lie thats just a fucking fact of Life, and being fucking Human Being unfortunately. I fully understand that there are times One Lie’s such as Dealing with Cops (fucking Nazi Pig Fuckers), To a Boss about Why You Need Off or Were Late, Your Family when You Don’t want to hear Their Opinion, and Other sticky situations.

        

I am also Aware of use of White Lies which are Lies that Benefit the Greater Good, and used to for such things as Protecting Another’s feelings.

Now with that all said WHY of All the Assholes and Reasons that People Lie would Someone Lie to Their Doctor?!

I mean I get it NO ONE wants to be Bitched At, Scolded, or Lectured about all the shit People are instructed to do, BUT DON’T such as Adhering to a Healthier Diet, Exercise More, and Follow Doctor’s Orders pertaining to Your Wealth and Well Being.

       

Thats sort of where My point lies in that Doctor’s cn be a huge fucking Pain in the Ass, They can be Condescending/Cold/Egotistical/Unrealistic and so On. And again No One likes being Called Out on Their Shit and I don’t Either for that matter. I also know Doctor’s and What They Say or Recommend can be down right Scary as fuck When it comes To Shit like to MAJOR Diagnostic Testing, Hospitalization, and Surgery.

I Myself have had 3 Surgeries, Several Hospitalizations, and Tons of Tests that could bear Horrific Result like Cancer or Aides or Some Other Life Altering Shit, and had 4-5 Surgical Procedures AKA Same Day Surgeries (the Ones that Don’t Require a Stay in s Hospital. It Sucked Each and Every fucking Time I assure You. They weren’t fucking fun thats For Sure, BUT I’m still Alive and Kicking so thats the Reality of it.

       

What’s true Purpose of Someone LYING to Their Doctor exactly thats what I Wonder. You may avoid getting Lectured or Reprimanded by Your Doctor, BUT thats so insignificantly Childish when it comes to Your Health which without You inevitably Die. A Doctor is a Highly Trained Medical Professional (Hopefully that is) who People Hire, and Pay a small fucking Fortune for Their Services to Heal Us when We are Injured and Cure Us when We are Sick. This all goes to serve one and only purpose which is STAYING ALIVE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. Who would choose to be Sick or in Pain or to Die Prematurely?!

Well That’s EXACTLY what You do By Lying to Your Doctor. Lying to Your Doctor just makes His/Her Job Significantly Harder and that Job is keeping You ALIVE, HEALTHY, and PAIN FREE. And by Lying to Your Doctor Your CHOOSING to Jeopardize Your Own Health and Well Being which is about as COUNTER PRODUCTIVE as You can fucking get in this Particular Situation.

         

Not to mention You’re spending a Substantial Shit Ton of Money to Keep You Healthy and Alive so by Lying all Your doing is Pissing Your Money Away. If You want to Waste Money do it Gambling or Something Entertaining, well at least more than a Doctor/Doctor’s Office at Least?!

Bottomline: Ironically Lying to Your Doctor serves NO ACTUAL PURPOSE (Other than to Spare Your Feelings) it Wastes Everyone’s Time, Money and Effort which I can’t Stress enough is TO KEEP YOU ALIVE, HEALTHY, AND PAIN FREE.

Think of it in a Nutshell: When it comes to Your Doctor: You Lie and You Die.

Thank for Reading,

  Les Sober

So The Other Night Like An Asshole………

So the Other Night I My Wife and I went out to Dinner with a Couple of Friends and Associates. We ended up in the City at some Upscale sort of Trendy place named after a fucking Flower. It wasn’t a Michelin Star restaurant Owned by some Pretentious fucking Chef, but it Definitely did have that air of a Fine Dinning Restaurant to it.

The Food was Fine nothing Spectacular, Yet quite Tasty indeed. When the Check came I decided on a Whim like an asshole to Pick Up he Check. Without looking at the Bill I went for My Wallet, and extracted a Credit Card thus crossing the Point of No Return, That’s due to the fact that Everyone at that point had seen Me go for the Check and All so now at this point They all assumed (as would have I) that I was paying the Bill Period End of Story.

     

I finally after backing Myself into a Financial Corner I looked at the Check to see the Total which was around $400 including Tip (and to be fare there was a GREAT Deal of Drinking Involved as Many a Cocktail met Their demise thanks to Our Throats), and immediately had what the professionals would refer to as “Buyers Remorse”. Well aware I had stuck Myself with the fucking Check, and took a minute to Compose Myself.

I called the fucking Waiter over and He came bounding over like a Peppy Cheerleader fucked a Gazelle, and Our Server was the Bastard Offspring of an Inter-special Fuckfest. As I tried not to fucking go blind thanks to Our Servers insanely White Shirt that there was in fact a Problem with Our Bill. He pleasantly asked what the Problem a tad Condescendingly. That was NOT a Smart thing To Do.

   

I decide right then and there that I have fucking had it, and the last fucking thing I need is some Pretentious Shit Stain of a Server working at a Pompous and Over Rated Restaurant giving Me a fucking Attitude. I then told Him I believe the Mistake was that He didn’t bring out Our Entrees to Suck Us Off delivering The World’s Finest Blow Jobs.

I then informed Him that if He was going to fuck Me He could at least have the fucking common goddamn decency to bring a Tube of Lube to the Table along with the motherfucking Check. I let Him know that if I was aware of what the Bill might have been I would have had a lot More to fucking Drink to Soften the fucking Blow thats for fucking sure.

     

ALSO considering a Chunk of the rather Hefty Bill belonged to the Server via His Tip I then suggested perhaps in fact He should Blow All of Us or at Least a Round of Hand Jobs because after this fucking Fiasco We could all use a fucking Happy Ending.

Just had to get that Out of My Head.

Thank for Reading,

  By Les Sober

Lee Jonitis: Professional People Watcher (33/365)

Suddenly Dizzy turned to Lee, and surprised the hell out of Him which was Rare as Lee wasn’t easily Surprised.

“You ever Notice how a lot of times Someone You know Dislikes or even Hates Some other Person until that Person Dies, and as soon as the Person is Dead They aren’t assholes anymore? It’s as if by Dying the Person in Question is immediately absolved of all Wrong Doings during Their Life, and the People who Previously Bitched, and Talked Shit about Them Now have Nothing but Respect and Reverence for the Deceased Who when Alive was the very Person They swore was the Bane of Their Existence.” said Dizzy matter of factly as He finished Beer Number 4, and Ordering Beer Number 5.

       

Dizzy waited for the Bartender to return with His Fresh Beer before inquiring “Hey You got shit to do Today or are You free to fuck around Town , and get into some type of Trouble?!”

Lee thought to Himself and realized that He didn’t have a damn thing to do so why not see where the Afternoon would take Him.

“I got some time to Hang Out’n see Whats What.” answered Lee earnestly as He shifted uneasily in His Seat. Watching People was Lee’s Forte, and Interacting with Them Tended to put Him on Edge at First due to His Serious Trust Issues.

       

“Alright Dope. I’ll call My Buddy over at the Shitty Theater and tell Him We’re leaving are Cars, and He’ll keep an Eye on Them so They don’t get Towed or Fucked With.” announced Dizzy quite Energetically before requesting to use the Bar’s Phone.

This struck Lee as very Peculiar since People Now a Days all Live in Constant Contact with the Aide of the ever Prevalent Smart Phones so using a Business’s Landline struck Lee as Note Worthy. While Lee pondered this newly discovered Oddity Dizzy was engaged in an Increasingly Loud and Aggressive Conversation with His Buddy at the Theater over the Car situation ending with Dizzy slamming down the Phone Receiver violently several times for emphasis.

“Fuck I can’t believe there are People Born who will never know the succinct Satisfaction of Hanging the fuck Up on Some Douche by Slamming Down the Phone Receiver. Anyway He said He’d watch the Cars, He was just being a real dick about it is all. He’s a Moody little Motherfucker. Goddamn Temperamental Artist Asshole.” snarled Dizzy Seething with Frustration and Simmering in Contempt.

       

“Alright,” Dizzy continued having gathered His composure from His perviously infuriating Phone call, “Do You have any Bitcoin? Unusual Question, but Ride only Takes Bitcoin that’s the only reason I’m asking.”

“No I don’t own any Crypo Currency because I really don’t see the Point. What I mean is I know what Bitcoin is right, and I know how You can buy It. Then it starts to get Shady because for one where the fuck can You spend it outside of The Dark Web? I can’t buy fucking food with it or Pay My fucking Bills with it so what the fuck is it good for exactly?! ALSO the one question NO ONE has been able to Answer is HOW THE HELL DO I CASH OUT?! Where and How can I convert My Bitcoin into Actual Physical Cash?!” responded Lee now finding Him to be the one getting all Amped.

        

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK for the Next Breath Taking Installment of………

LEE JONITIS: PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE WATCHER (34/365)

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober (Posted at 12:31am Sunday)

FYB’S Friday Diner and a Movie: Double Helping of Creepy Pasta with The Russian Sleep Experiment 1 & 2

The Russian Sleep Experiment was Allegedly Uncovered by a Anonymous User who was Surfing the Deep Web which is NOT to be confused with the Dark Web mind You.

This Unknown Person supposedly Stumbled Across Historical Russian Military Documents detailing the MOST HORRIFIC EXPERIMENT CONDUCTED ON HUMAN BEINGS.

It’s a Tale of Illegal Human Experimentation that Ended in a Chaos Consisting of SELF CANNIBALISM, MUTILATION, ILLEGAL HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION, INSANITY, MURDER, AND DEATH.

       

While The Russian Sleep Experiment Tale had been around for several Years while assembling material for this Post FYB became aware that there is in fact a Russian Sleep Experiment 2.

We checked out this alleged Russian Sleep Experiment 2, and while The Original Russian Sleep Experiment in Our option is not out of the Realm of Possibility when Your talking about Cold War Russian Military and Illegal Human Experimentation. Does that mean We believe it?!

NO. It Doesn’t Seem Plausible, but Stranger Shit has Happened.

        

As for The Russian Sleep Experiment 2 We are calling 100% unequivocal BULLSHIT! Why?! Well the reason We are calling BULLSHIT is the Story Line for the Russian Sleep Experiment is a BLATANT RIP OFF of the Tod Six’s Movie Human Centipede 2.

It’s the regurgitation of Six’s Human Centipede 2 Storyline which is a simple Psycho See, Psycho Do. Thats to say it’s about a “Real Person” in the “Real World” Who is a Fan of Human Centipede: First Sequence Decides to Slide Deep into Insanity, and Recreate The Exact Experiment Depicted in the  Fictional Movie.

       

Well That’s OUR Opinion on the Subject so Sit Back, Kick Up Your Feet, Crack a Beer, Spark a Joint, Watch, Contemplate, and Decide For Yourself.

And As Always We Must Cover All Bases ………

WARNING THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS CONTAIN MATERIAL THAT SOME VIEWER MAY FIND OBJECTIONABLE OR DISTURBING.

VIEWER DIGRESSION IS STRONGLY ADVISED.

SO Without Further Ado Ladies and Gentlemen FYB Presents

The Russian Sleep Experiment followed by The Russian Sleep Experiment 2!

Brought to You By CreepsMcPasta (Find Him/Her @ Youtube.com)

Enjoy.

And Now THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT 2! Enjoy.

That’s It Hope You Enjoyed and Hope it made You Think.

 Presented By Les Sober

Questions That Allude Answers: Blank Room Soup

It’s that Time again Fans for another Installment of Questions That Allude Answers. This Time We go from a Creepy Robot named Tara to well….See and Decide for Yourself.

First We have the Original DARK WEB Video BLANK ROOM SOUP Untampered, Unedited, and Uncensored in Any Way.

Second We have the FOLLOW UP or SECOND DARK WEB Video called TORTURE SOUP that was Posted several Years After Blank Room Soup.

       

Below the Videos will be a Discussion along with Speculations, Hypothesizes, Observations, Debates, Quandaries, and Questions Discussed Pertaining to the BOTH VIDEOS.

And as alway to cover Our Ass………

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS CONTAIN CONTENT THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND DISTURBING OR UNSETTLING.

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED. Enjoy.

Video Two (2) TORTURE SOUP Part 1

Well, Well, Well What do We have Here Dear Reader’s??!!! We honestly will more than likely NEVER Know, but that DOESN’T Stop Us from Wonder Aloud.

Let’s Simply Start with the Obvious shall We. In  BLANK ROOM SOUP there is a Man who seems to be Crying (or possibly Laughing?!) as He eats God Know What with a Large Wooden Spoon. The Man is in a Completely White Room with nothing other than the Table in it. There are 2 People dressed in Identical Full On Mascot Like Costumes who seem to Comfort the Upset Man though this bring Him NO Comfort.

In TORTURE SOUP it’s the same Location with the Same Upset Man eating Who fucking knows. THIS TIME the People in Costume do NOT interact with the Man. This time around  instead standing just inside of the Door. One of the People is Costume Bum Rushes the Man from Behind and looks to be Attack right before the Video Cuts Off.

BLANK ROOM SOUP was Posted over a Decade ago to Youtube someone going by Renaissance Men with the Description :

“We have no idea what this is.”

Several Years later TORTURE SOUP also Posted on Youtube. I couldn’t find out WHO Posted it or if there was a Description. It’s been Uploaded so many Times that after 10 years it’s like a massive and greatly fucked Round of the Telephone Game via the Internet.

There as You may have Guessed Several Hypothesizes pertaining to BOTH Videos so lets Discuss some Shall We, Yes We Shall.

       

We can get off to a Good Start with Two (2) of the Most Popular Possible Explanations. The First is The Man was Kidnapped and is being Held Hostage, and is Eating a Soup made from HIS OWN ORGANS!

It is Medically Possible to Live with 1 Kidney, 1 Lung, Part/Piece of a Liver, 1 Eye, Missing Parts of Your Intestines. ALSO You Live a Fairly Normal functioning Life with NO Appendix, Gallbladder, Stomach, Colon, Reproductive Organs, or Pancreas. That all Said I fully believe this Hypothesis of Dark Web Forced Self Cannibalism is BULLSHIT.

If this was indeed the case The Man would need to be hooked up to SEVERAL Medical Devices/Machines after a Serious Surgery like removing Multiple Organs (Not to mention The Man would at Least Bare, Bare fucking Minimum have an IV Line which He does NOT)

   

The Second Most Popular Possible Explanation is Essentially the sam as the First with ONE MAJOR DIFFERENCE. The Difference is in this Story The Man AND HIS WIFE are Kidnapped and Held Hostage. The Wife is then allegedly MURDERED by The Couple’s Costumed Captors. Yup You got it after MURDERING the Wife the Captors made a SOUP CONTAINING OF HER ORGANS, and are Forcing The Man to Eat It. Again I think this Hypothesis is Horseshit.

If there was In Fact a Wife why is there No Mention of Her because right away We know She isn’t in the Video. Also if this is some Sick Shit born of the Dark Web there would have at least be CLUES, HIDDEN SUTLE HINTS pertaining to the Wife because without one How The fuck can We or Anyone assume is a Soup made of Her Organs?!

        

The Other thing that seems a bit odd about the 2 above Hypothesizes is in BOTH SCENARIOS the Cannibalism surrounds the Consumption of Human Organs. When Someone mentions the Topic of Cannibalism People immediately associate that with the EATING OF HUMAN FLESH (Organs are virtually Never Addressed outside of a Handful Historical Accounts. Just Google FIJI CANNIBALISM)

Thus to Claim the Soup is made from Human Organs seems Suspect. It’s as if Someone was/is REALLY trying to Sell the Hypothesis, and They switched Human Flesh to Human Organs to give it more Authenticity/Believability.

Another Hypothesis is it’s a CHINESE MAFIA EXECUTION VIDEO. Again I call Bullshit. This is FAR, FAR, FAR too fucking Elaborate a scenario to be conducted by The Chinese Mob just Kill Someone. If this had been an EXECUTION VIDEO then How Come We NEVER SAW THE MAN MURDERED?! Thats the Entire and Only fucking Point in this Hypothesis.

      

I imagine if there is an Actual Chinese Mafia EXECUTION VIDEO out there Lurking in the Corners of the Dark Web it would be virtually identical to the Muslim Fanatic Terrorist Execution Videos (minus the Political and Religious Propaganda.) which is just that an Execution Plain and Simple No Theatrics Required.

Another reassuring Hypothesis is it’s a EXTREME FETISH VIDEO where People get Sexual Gratification by Watching Someone Tormented, Suffering, Terrified, Abused or Tortured (Physically, Mentally, and/or  Emotionally) like some sort of Morbid Fuzzy Fantasy Fetish. That at least explain the Costumes, but I digress.

This would be considered to be SNUFF. Now most People hear the word Snuff and Think of the Urban Legend Pornography Films where People fuck, and then One of Them is Murdered on Camera. This is Nothing BUT a Completely Unfounded Recycled Urbana Legend that has been converted into Creepy Pasta.

        

Snuff is Defined as Showing the ACTUAL DEATH of A LIVING HUMAN BEING. This includes all the Videos of Accidental Deaths posted all over the Internet. I mean Reddit has a Room Dedicated to These type Videos called “I Watch People Die”, and that’s not even the Dark (or Deep Web) it’s fucking Reddit. Snuff also includes Actual Footage from War showing People dying in Battle, Terrorist Execution Videos, and MAINSTREAM MOVIES such as Micheal Moore’s Documentary “Bowling For Columbine” which included ACTUAL FOOTAGE of the Shootings Via Security Cameras and shit.

All of it is SNUFF.

   

NOW SINCE Both Videos are from the Infamous Dark Web one of the MOST or very well the NUMBER 1 Hypothesis is that BOTH Videos are Proof that Red Rooms ARE in fact Real.

Red Rooms are Rumored or Supposed to be the LIVE STREAMING of Someone being TORTURED, and eventually Killed on the Dark Web. The basic Red Room Scenario is as follows. A Person is Kidnapped and Held HOSTAGE for 3-5 Days before the Actual Event.

Why is not certain of course. Some speculate it’s to Terrorize the Victim so when the Live Stream Event begins the Victim’s reactions will be exacerbated by the fact They’re half Insane with Fear. And that would make it Far More Entertaining for the Red Room’s Audience.

       

Once the Red Room Event starts the Victim is Tortured Relentlessly until He/She is inevitably killed as/at the Climax of the Show (No Pun intended). The Brutality is Doled out by an Unknown and Masked Torturer/Executioner who is more often than Not is taking Direct Orders, such as Gauge Out Their Eyes or Cut off Their Nipples, from none other than the Red Room’s Paying Audience.

Thats right Folks Red Rooms are STRICTLY a Pay-Per-View Events, and if You want to do more than merely Watch You have the Option to Pay-To-Play. Basically is like pretty much any General Ticket Type System. The “Cheap Seats” are Watch Only and NOTHING More. As One pays More They move up the Red Room Ladder if You will Earning more Privileges the higher One Goes. An Example would be if You Pay More to move up and thus receive a COPY of the Event to watch whenever the mood may Strike You.

       

At the Opposite End of the Spectrum from the “Cheap Seats” are or would be “Box Seats” the Highest Tier One can Achieve. If You have “Box Seats” You can Watch, Receive all Free Additional Gifts, and the MOST Coveted Privilege You can be the Person instructing the Torturer/Executioner. The Victim’s Fate is literally IN YOUR HANDS (Obviously letting the Victim in fact Live and Go Free is NOT AN OPTION.) What You Say GOES.

Well thats a Feast of Food for Thought I’d say so now that We have Covered What This MIGHT be All About We do HAVE SOME ACTUAL FACTS Surrounding BOTH VIDEOS!!!

       

The Following Facts are ALL due to the Hard Work, and  the Creepy Curiosity of YouTube Reignbot. For Without Her I seriously Doubt Anyone would be Aware of the Following Facts.

What is interesting to Me is Reignbot set out to DEBUNK Blank Room Soup, BUT Quickly She found Herself Pulled into the Mystery of it All.

Reignbot did some Research and Found a DAILYMOTION ACCOUNT by a USER NAMED RayRaytv.

On the RayRaytv account were several Videos INCLUDING BLANK ROOM SOUP which was under an Alternate Name of FREAKY SOUP GUY. All the Videos Posted to the Account feature the People Dressed in IDENTICAL COSTUMES to those Worn in Both BLANK ROOM SOUP and TORTURE SOUP!

         

Reignbot then managed to discover the Creator of these So Called Characters was Raymond Persi who is an American Animator, Director, Producer, Screen Writer, Storyboard Artist, as well as a Voice Actor. In Fact Persi is know for His work on Wreck-It Ralph, Zootopia, and even The Simpsons.

Before Hollywood Success Persi had a Traveling Performance Art Group consisting of Characters who are ALL named RAYRAY. They mainly Played in California, but They did get to do a Little Bit of Traveling through out the Project.

WELL NOW,NOW KIDDIES!! It would APPEAR Our Story is Nothing more than Some Promotional Work Whipped Up to Generate Hype For/Around the Persi’s LIVE Performance Art Project RAYRAY…..BUT WAIT RIGHT FUCKING THERE BECAUSE IT IS NOT THE END NOT IN THE LEAST!!!!

        

YOU SEE Reignbot Wasn’t Finished, Her Investigation had Not Concluded. Reignbot went on to locate Persi’s E-mail Address, and then  sent Him an Email asking What His Thoughts Were on the Subject.

NOT ONLY did Persi respond, BUT Reignbot also made the Email available to the Public which was a Very fucking Cool thing to Do.

HERE IS THE EMAIL RAYRAY CREATOR RAYMOND PERSI SENT IN RESPONSE TO REIGNBOT’S QUESTION OF HIS THOUGHTS ON THE BLANK ROOM SOUP VIDEO. Enjoy.

“RayRay is a performance I created years ago. That’s also the two characters’ names; ‘RayRay’. I created them as a way to visualize and haven with my feelings of loneliness and isolation at the time; they were sort of Caricatures of me.

RayRay didn’t have the tools to communicate or express their thoughts, but still stood out and drew attention from the outside world weather or not they wanted to. They started out doodles, then paintings, then art pieces, until finally what you see in the videos; full bodied characters existing and living in the world and yet so completely apart from it. For a project that at it’s core was about isolation and misunderstanding, I met and got to work with a lot of great performers and artists. RayRay mostly performed in LA, but we did get to take them across the US and even to a few other countries!

One time we preformed at a club on the Sunset Stripin Hollywood, I think it was “The Key Club”. It had such a small backstage that the dressing room was a dirty, broken down RV in the alley behind the club! We were preforming with a circus type group that had dancers, drummers, fire eaters etc. This group had a fan base inLA so there were a lot of people there that knew our act.

After the show, we were all in the now empty club, striking the stage and loading equipment (the “not” fun part of preforming). When my group went back to the RV to pack our stuff and go get some food, we found that most of our RayRay props and costumes had been stolen. The Door didn’t;t have a lock and the alley led right to a busy street so it might have been someone in the audience, but really, it could have been anyone.

Needless to say, I was very, very upset. Luckily, we had just had extra costumes made so RayRay could still preform, but it was still a blow to all of us. A few weeks later, I got home from work, turned on my computer, and saw an email with an attachment.

It was the video that every one is now calling “Blank Room Soup”–The guy in the bib with his eyes blacked out eating I’don’t know what out of a bowl with a big spoon and my characters standing around him! I put it up on Youtube so I could share it with my group. We talked about it at length, was the guy crying?Laughing? We couldn’t tell.

Honestly, the strangest part to me wa that “The RayRays” in the video moved and behaved exactly they way they should. (It’s something that new performers had to train for weeks to get right when we rehearsed new acts…I don’t think we had much video online at the time to reference either.)  It was a little strange thinking that the people who were making these videos had been watching us preform for perhaps some time.

Later, I was sent a link to this (it took me a while to remember the name of this page): https://www.youtube.com/user/adana/videos.

I like weird stuff, and even though they were using my stolen characters I found the videos funny (even if they are a little insulting to my creations). Some of the people in my group even reposted some of the RayRAy soup videos later on.  There are more clips than the ones posted, I think the last one I got was a few years ago. You’re making me wonder if the people who made them are seeing all this online attention too…”

Well Friends there You Have it the rest You’ll have to Decide for Yourself and make Your Own Independent Conclusions. Show Promo? Cannibalism? Kidnapping? Murder? Mutilation? Theft? Stalkers? Psychotic Fans? Disgruntled Ex Preformers? Live Stream Red Room? Mob Execution?

The Reality is We will NEVER know, but it will NEVER stop People from trying to Find Out Anyway.

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober

FYB’s Personal Pandora’s Box is About to Bust Wide Open.

Well Hello Dear Reader,

This is just another quick Peak Behind the FYB Curtin to Let You Know what We are Up To.

SpaceDog has returned from a Cerebral Sabbatical of sorts and We couldn’t be Happier about that.

Now that I have gone 166 Rounds with the Issue of Time Management  I have Managed to Free Up some Time to give FYB the Attention that it Truly Deserves.

What that means essentially is FYB is about to go through some rather Serious Growing Pains in the Next few Months.

       

I have a Virtually Insurmountable amount of Catch Up to Accomplish to say the fucking least. There are so MANY Unorthodox and Unconventional Oddities, Mysteries, Curiosities, and Discoveries Roaming This Reality of Ours I barely know where the fuck to Begin.

SO I will be Using the so called “Monkey Method” We Throw a Bunch of Shit at the Wall and See what Sticks as Content comes at a Much Quicker Pace. If You LIKE something by all means Let Us Know. If You HATE something by all means Let Us Know. We aren’t at all Afraid of Criticism.

       

FYB’s Amended Mission Statement Update Below.

We are Our Own Alternative Dimension as to Adhere to Our Uniquely Unusual Agenda with Absolute and Utter Abandon. We will continue to Feed the Creative Hedonism with an Epileptic Intelligence, and Unapologetic President.

We are the 7th Dimension to Your 6th, a Niche within a Niche within a Niche Once More running on a Transcendental Time Line Searching out the Secrets of The Soul. Thriving on an Undying Curiosity to fill Our Emporium of Abominations with Abnormal Creations of Kinds and Creeds.

       

We SHUN the Inane and Mundane Mainstream full of Floating Bloated Corporate Corpses clogging up the Rivers of Creativity. The Mainstream is NOT CREATIVE it is DESTRUCTIVE. It Chokes the Life Out of Ideas and Slaughters Original Thought.

We are the Reuniting of Split Personalities Standing Victoriously in The Infinitely Unyielding Vastness of the Virtual Void. We are Higher than the Hight Road, and Lower than the Low Road a Lost Circus Sideshow Attraction abandoned by The Wayside only to Defy Death with Insanity to Achieve Immortality.

       

We are the Ideas that Lurk in the Confines of Your Cranium, We are the Thoughts that Linger while Sitting inside Your Skull. Our Strength comes from Those who Try and Kill Us.

Remember to Question Everything and Everyone. Reality is a Construct.

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober

The Amazing Adventures of Dr Lisa Lithium Part 1

In a place not far from where you may live a little girl was born many eons ago. The year 1950. Her place of birth though remains a mystery. She was found in a public restroom outside of an unknown Washington Township. All that was found with her was a piece of paper which read, “This is Lilith. We do not want her. In the toilets she shall remain, the sewage that she is.”

She was found by a family named Smith and a family named Jones, though these were not the names the families had come to America bearing. They were the 1950s version of a gay couple; two gay men and two lesbians who after one drunken evening found each other’s truths and married.

The families decided to rename her Lisa Smith. Lilith was not a name they wanted to keep attached to her, with or without the harrowing note. She was named after a longtime friend who knew their truths but had passed away in a horrific boating accident.

Dead Lisa was a bubbly, warm soul who always gave 110% of everything. If you needed a lift she was there. A shoulder to cry on. A hug. A handjob. Anal. Dead Lisa was a bit too ahead of her time and this is ultimately what lead to her untimely demise.

It was so told that while vacationing in the bayous of Mississippi, Lisa and two friends had the unfortunate experience of a foundering motorboat. On top of this, the propeller had completely stopped working. One friend wished that someone could swim and push the boat towards safety. Lisa heard the call and into the water she went.

She was only in the water for about a minute when she emitted a scream. A gator was attacking her. It took a healthy bite out of her shin, not quite taking everything below that but leaving her dangling like a rogue piece of spaghetti not wanting to play with the other spaghettis on the fork.

Amid her agony suddenly the propeller reactivated. Usually this would be a good thing but she had won the Powerball of bad luck. The gator had dragged her directly to it. This was the actual cause of her death, not the gator, but her being motorboated by a motorboat. Just to top things off as she went under it took off all the recognizable features of her face. Her soft lips. Shredded. Her fat pointy little nost. Her green eyes sunken deeper into her skull. Her forehead shredded to the bone.

But enough of Dead Lisa. This is the tale of the living one. She will not be denied.

(Stay tuned for more….)

By SpaceDog

Lee Jonitis: Professional People Watcher (32/365)

Dizzy sat back on His Bar Stool, and stared at the Vast array of Liquor Bottles that lined the Wall behind the Bar as if He were memorizing the Wide Array of Labels for Future Reference. Perhaps Dizzy thought knowing a wide range of Liquors might come in handy if He suddenly found Himself on Jeopardy with Alex Trebec during Happy Hour. For whatever reason Dizzy had suddenly become silently introspective which didn’t bother Lee in the Least.

The way Lee saw it the ability to sit comfortable in Silence with a Someone was a true Testament to true Friendship. To be able to sit in a Room with someone and NOT feel Compelled to Converse since silence makes People uneasy in General. Lee recollected a saying He had heard year before something to the affect of “Silence Makes Guilty People Feel Uneasy.” which He always found Ironically Amusing. If that was indeed true Lee figured that made just about everyone Guilty of something, and that made Him wonder what They perhaps were Guilty of.

       

As Lee sipped His Beer He started to in gauge His curiosity surrounding the current situation as it related to Dizzy. Lee felt assured that this was the beginning of a Friendship, but exactly what kind of Friend could/would Dizzy be in Actuality? As We all know there are a Staggering amount of Different Personalities from which Dizzy May or May not Belong to so Time would be the Deciding Factor.

Lee might not ever even see Dizzy again after this Today’s chance encounter. If Lee did end up Hanging Out consistently with Dizzy would Lee find out quickly that Dizzy is a Shitty Person. What is say He was an Evangelical Fanatic, a MAGA, Hypocrite, or Fraud. Perhaps They’d be Friends for Now, but the Friendship would Fade Away after a pivotal point in the Friendship after a Seriously Heated Argument or if One of Them Moved a Way for Work or some such shit.

Dizzy could end up being one of those Friends You repeatedly cross paths with over the Years. The Kind of Friend were No Matter how fucking Long it has been You can pick Up EXACTLY where You left Off the Last Time Your Paths crossed. A True Kindred Spirit.

Perhaps They would become Friends and an integral in each other’s Lives. They’d both get Married and have a Few fucking Kids, a Mortgage, and a Asshole Boss. And each would be there for one Another during the Key moments in Their Lives a witness to Each Other’s  Trials and Tribulations in Life. Hell They might just end up picking up one another’s crappy Kids from Soccer Practice and Routine Life shit like that.

        

Only Time would Tell reminded Himself as He found His curiosity spiraling into Chaotic. For now Lee was just going to kick back and enjoy the fuck out of His Beer, and wait to see what was Coming up Next.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK for the Next Exhilarating Installment of………

LEE JONITIS: PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE WATCHER (33/365)

(Note to Readers: This Post was Posted at 12:42 am which again in FYB’s Book was still in this Case Sunday.)

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober