These shows are all great on paper but sadly many are far ahead of their time.
1- Whose Kid Is It Anyway?-
Who wouldn’t want a network reality show to start with a gangbang? None of the Americans ones for sure. Long story short: Girl meets boy. The catch? Girl meets 15 boys and shoves them all in her snatch.
Then she eliminates them one by one (or more) before she gets the paternity test. Sadly the orgy for this film was shot but never released.
Even more tragically the star of the show Vanessa Montana Lopez died during a botched week 40 abortion of her pregnancy while waiting for the producers to get back to her about filming.
2) King of the Trump-
I know what you are thinking. Nope not about him. Picture a bunch of senior citizens trying to out racist one another. Also bill cosby was slated to host and that didn’t quite turn out too good.
3) The Brotherhood of the Travelling Jock Strap
So this must be great gay camp, right? Nope the whole show took place in a hetero beaver cleaver world. The jock strap was a talking jock strap but alas even talking jock straps can’t save america.
4) Serial
Never got made because well no serial killers wanted to kill people wearing body cams or shitty google glasses.
5) Anuses Over the Moon
How far can you shoot objects out of your anus? Not far enough as the search for the greatest anal field goal kicker in the world continues.
6) I Think I Fucked My Mom
This show pitted horny young men with vivacious cougars. After wining, dining and 69ing however the bombshell was dropped. You just fucked your birth mother. However massive abadoned dwarf protests led by Tangia (walk into the light Carol Anne) and the Munchkin 7 in the early 90s halted this project right after the pilot was found.
7) Dick Dongle Does Kids
Pee Wee had it hard. Too hard at a porn theater. Dick dongle actually taught kids but the title killed the show and the real life Dick Dongle (yes his birthname) shot himself and 3 others at a Texas rest stop in 2001.
8) Dumpster Livin
This followed around a group of homeless dumpster diving, begging and smoking crack all day. The homeless led by former grateful dead devotees fought this long and hard but by trying to give the homeless LSD. They gave Ricky Hanakowski a bit too much. He killed 2 people and ate a living cat in front of onlookers because he had to prove his worth to Satan. He was in hell’s kitchen after all.
More shows to come later.
By SpaceDog