Welcome to Today’s FYB Post and We got a Little Something Special a Double Header featuring the Videos FETISH and SEER by a Content Creator(s) Who go by Aleister Crowley (Who was an Actual Historical Figure). Now Let’s take a Look at the Channel’s Stats to Help Clarify what the fuck this is all About.
ALEISTER CROWLEY CHANNEL STATS:
- The Channel has a Total of just 2 Videos.
- The Channel has a Piddly 498 Subscribers.
- Joined: February 25, 2017.
- Total Number of Views: Again a Rather Pathetic 6,236.
- About/ Playlists/ Community/Channels List are as You might fucking Imagine are all Completely fucking Blank.
So to Say this is a Tiny Channel is Obscure is the fucking Understatement of the fucking Millennium But Let’s Continue.
SO WHO THE FUCK WAS THE REAL ALEISTER CROWLEY?
In a NutShell Aleister Crowley was an English Occultist, Ceremonial Magician, Poet, Painter, Novelist, and Mountaineer. He also Founded the Religion of Thelema, Identifying Himself as the Prophet Entrusted with Guiding Humanity into AEON of Horus in the Early 20th Century. Basically is was Batshit Crazy by Most Peoples Standards.
SHALL WE BREAK DOWN THE VIDEOS, YES LETS:
- The First fucking Video is Titled “Fetish” which after watching I’m pretty fucking sure the Name is just Click Bait Bullshit.
- The Video starts with some Good Old fucking POV Tired Bullshit.
- OH BOY ANOTHER UNORIGINAL “Creepy Killer Clown” Central Character because that’s not Be Over Done like a Total Motherfucker. Let’s fucking Own up to the Fact There Only 3 Relevant Clowns in fucking Horror: Pennywise, Art the Clown (from the Movie Terrifier which We just so Happen to have Posted Here Previously), and The Real Deal John Wayne Gacy. That’s fucking it. This Guy, This fucking Clown Decked Out in a Jump Suit and Knit Cap is SO FUCKING LAME Guy looks like a fucking Slipknot Reject.
- The Only Disturbing thing About the fucking Apartment this was Filmed at is How fucking Bland it is it fucking BLEEDS MUNDANENESS, it’s Disturbing because its SO FUCKING REAL LIFE. Corporate Whores through Up Massive Multi Level Apartment or Town Home Complexes of these Generic Cookie fucking Cutter Soul Sucking Units with No Personality whatsoever. They are the Construction Equivalent to fucking Ikea Furniture.
- Now some Might say that the ALL TOO PAINFULLY AVERAGE Apartment was Chosen over Let’s Say an Abandoned Factory or Grimy Basement is due to the Commentary of the Creator. To put it Simple a “Even in the Average Day, in an Average Community Evil Lurks in Our Mists” Over Dramatic Shitty B Horror fucking Movie (which by the Way We are Fans of so Don’t get Us Wrong) Tagline.
- There is No Audio what so fucking ever which is a Change since Usually these Type of Videos feature Abrasive, Harsh, Loud, and Piercing Noises like Two Computers Raping Each other to Death.
- As Far as Acting is Concerned is Bad if You Suck as Bad as This Tool and All the fuck They are Asking of You is to FUCKING MIME BASIC SHIT LIKE EAT AND DRINK?!! The Acting Ate Aborted Albino Ass.
- Mother Odd fucking Choice is this Video was Filmed During the Day as Opposed to Night or in Some Dungeon like Basement or other Windowless Rooms. Doesn’t Help the Video to Suck any Less Unfortunately.
- AND AS FOR THOSE FUCKING MANNEQUIN HEADS HOLY FUCKING SHIT is this Asshole in a Clown Mask going to Pull Out EVERY PLAYED OUT Amateur Gimmick in the goddamn Book?!
- The ONLY thing that is Even Vaguely Interesting is the Fact the Comments Section is Turned Off. Again Usually with These Sorts of Videos the Comments are Key since it Provides a Place for Viewers to State Opinions or Hypothesis. Which Helps Hopefully to “Build a Buzz Around It” as the Douchbags in Entertainment Say.
- Video Description: Finally
NOW LETS ROAST SEER SHALL WE, YES LETS:
- Well it Didn’t take Long for The Content Creator(s) to Realize Turing of Comments (Especially in Their Genre) is Detrimental as Fuck, and So WA-FUCKIG-LA The Comments are On.
- 99.9% of the Comments Though are Utter fucking Crap. It’s all Bullshit Fluff like “That was INSANE” or “Love the vid” or “can’t wait for part 3” and all that useless fucking Shit. Guess it shouldn’t be Surprising since there only 2 Videos Total and they were Posted Several YEARS Apart.
- YUP THIS ASSHOLE IS GOING TO PULL OUT EVERY B HORROR CLICHE IN THE BOOK: NOW IT’S HEAVY BREATHING. It’s Not Creepy it’s just Played Out, and it doesn’t make the Clown Chump sound Scarier it makes Him sound fucking Asthmatic. Seriously I wanted to get this Poor Bastard an Inhaler.
- And Agin a Shit Ton of Beaten to Death POV as Clown Wonders Aimlessly through Apartment.
- There is a More Interesting Addition to this Video which is Ironically Audio. The First Half of the Video there is a Man’s Voice Heavily Distorted with an Echo. Also in the Second Half there is Much Clearer Audio of a Different Man Rambling On about Aleister Crowley. This is Much More like the “Unexplained/Mysterious” Video Genre.
- That’s Really all there is Other than the Clown Chump Standing Motionless in Front of the Camera WAY TOO LONG. Learn to Edit Assholes. And this Staring into the fucking Camera Close Up Shit ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? That Shit is Played Out just like Every other Angle this Content Creator(s) Uses.
- But like with the Addition of Audio there a Few Interesting Things that are more Typical for this Genre in this Video unlike Fetish. Here they are: The Blurry Picture of Three White People could be Adults or Teens but the Picture was Blurry as Fuck on Purpose so No Foul there, and One Viewer (the 0.01%) Mentioned there are Several Large Possibly Body Sized Lumps under the Cover in the Bed.
- So It’s pretty fucking Safe to Assume whatever the fuck this is the Theme is BLATANTLY Serial Killer.
So What The Fuck Aleister?
The Way We see it is Very Simple with Three Possible But Viable Explanations. First the Project be it an ARG or Art Project the Creator(s) Ran out of Cash, Ambition, Interest, or a Combination of the Three. The Second is the Series or whatever You want to Call it is in Some “I think I’m so Smart and Creative” Bullshit Mentality where there were Only Meant to be the Two Videos Total, But We think that’s Pretty fucking Unlikely. Thirdly the Whatever it is isn’t Finished as the Videos are Posted Years Apart as We mentioned Earlier so More Could in Theory Anyway be Coming. We REALLY Hope it the Third Option because We’d Hate to have to Circle Back to this Turd in the Future to Talk some more Shit
It is Whatever the fuck It is,
Presented By Les Sober
Presented By Les Sober