Tag: Bizarre

The Surreal Insanity of FAKE MISTRESS

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the 4 Videos from the German Content Creator, Musician, Singer, Photographer, and Sculptor Olivia Pils (Who Goes by the Moniker Fake Mistress). This One is Particularly Tricky to Decipher We can Attest to That. So Let’s Start with the General Information First Shall We, Yes We Shall:

  • The Channel came to be om March 9, 2010.
  • Between 2010 and 2011 Fake Mistress Posted 4 Videos.
  • Fake Mistress had Not Posted Anything New in 11 Years.
  • The Odd Audio was Thought at One Point to be German, BUT it turned out to be Utter fucking Gibberish.
  • The Channel has a Total of 749 Subscribers.
  • The Channel has Only the 4 aforementioned Videos.
  • The Channel has a Total of 35,488 Views to Date.
  • It has Been Confirmed that all 4 Videos are Art Installations from a Yearly Art Exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
  • The Channels Playlists, Community, Channels, and About Sections are Blank as Blank can be.
  • Pils Started as the Singer for the DaDa-Performance Group called Fake Masters.
  • Haus Schwarzenburg is a Extremely Popular Street Art Gallery Spot in Berlin, Germany.
  • Neurotitan is a Shop and Art Gallery in Berlin, Germany.

My Thoughts: At First When I Saw this I thought “Huh That’s fucking Weird.” and that would have been the End of It without a Second fucking thought. The fucking Weirder thing was I would cycle Back to Them Periodically Not really knowing why, but now I’m pretty fucking Positive I have figured it all out. To put it Simply every time I watched these Videos for the Next a Day or So it keep popping the fuck into My head here and there Randomly. That’s when it occurred to Me this shit is like Asian Horror. Not the Over the Top Extreme Gore shit (which is Utterly fucking awesome just to clarify) but the Creepy Haunting Kind that Slither into Your Skull and Set Up Shop. So in Summation The More You watch Over Time the More You start Plunging Down a RabbitHole of Your Own fucking Making.

 

Details: Installation Done 2008 in NEUROTITAN exhibition by Fake Mistress

Details: Multi-Media Installation, Exhibited in NEUROTITAN, Berlin, 2009

Details: interactive multi-media installation by Olivia Pils in the Exhibition: “15 Jahre Haus Schwarzenberg” in the gallery NEUROTITAN, Berlin in october 2010.

Details: An Interactive Multi-Media installation by Olivia Pils in the Exhibition: “15 Jahre Haus Schwarzenberg” in the Gallery NEUROTITAN, Berlin in october 2010.

 

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Shits and Giggles: STATIC BEEF

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Original Version and the 10 Year High Quality Version of STATIC BEEF by Daniel Stetich. STATIC BEEF  is a Stop Motion Project by Stitch and a Couple of Friends  John LaMonica and Jeremiah Clark. Static Beef is Perfect for a Laugh granted You have a Rather Warped Sense of Humor. Static Beef is Short, Utterly fucking Absurd, and a Tad Violent which are all things We here at FYB are Fans Of.  In Summation The Theater of the Absurd is Open for Business and Full of STATIC BEEF.

Original Version:

10 Year Anniversary High Quality Version:

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Cartoon Kid’s Show Plummets Into The Depths Of Hell

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring “…ø·ø ̈ùšù„ø© … ø£øoù†ùšø” in its Abbreviated Version Whatever the fuck that Supposed to Mean. Well it Means dick since the Video’s Title is Intentional Gibberish. It’s a Neat Little Trick  to Beat YouTube’s Algorithm (so Technically People can see it, BUT it can Slip under the Algorithm’s Radar to Avoid being Penalized or Removed).

Here’s What We Know:

  • The Video is Posted on a TINY fucking YouTube Channel called Distressing_Demon.
  • The Channel was Started March 4, 2019
  • The Channel has a Mere 113 Subscribers.
  • The Channel has a Total of 8 fucking Videos.
  • The Channel has Amassed a Total of 46,327 Views.
  • The First 6 Videos on the Channel are Bullshit Game Play (Not that Game Play Videos are Bad buts These are fucking GARBAGE).
  • The 7th Video is the One Posted Here Below.
  • The 8th and Final Video has an Ominous Title like” God will Hate You for This” or some bullshit, BUT its 19 seconds of POV Video Game Play where the Character is simply Walking down a Dark fucking Hallway. I told You these Game Play Videos Sucked a Blue Whale Sized Taint.

     

Notes:

  • A Question One could ask is Did Distressing_Demon make this Video, and I can Safely Assume the Answer is Hell fucking No. It’s more than Likely Something the Channel Creator Found and Reposted which is Usually the Case especially with Predominately Game Play Channels that for No Rhyme or Reason have some Bizarre Video Tossed in the Mix.
  • Whoever did Create this Video need to Learn How to fucking Edit Properly. The Beginning is WAY Too Long for this Sort of Video Genre You know the Fucked Up, Unexplained, or Mysterious Shit. SO with that Said I suggest You Start watching the Video at the 40 Second Mark.

 

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Her Lovely Fears

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring HER LOVELY FEAR by London Based Writer, Director, Visual Artist, and Computer Animator Ben Wheele Who is a Repeat Offender if You Will here at FYB. It’s No Secret We are Definitely Fans of Mr. Wheele having Showcased some of His Other Work Here Perviously on FYB (Henry Eats and Cigarette_Warning).

Wheele Graduated from The Royal Collage of Art with a Masters in Animation  in 2011, and His Films have been Screened at Festivals Internationally, Including Annecy, Pictoplasma, London Intl.Animation Festival, Rotterdam Film Festival and Stuttgart ITFS. Wheele’s work has also been Exhibited at The Sunday Painter Gallery (London), Gazell.io Digital Art Space, and Broadcast on Adult Swim and Channel 4 (UK). He is also the Founder of ‘Studio Ponk’ and Currently Lectures in 3D Animation and Games at Middlesex University.

General Notes: 

  • The Video Starts 10 Seconds in so Don’t get Thrown Off by the Initial Black Screen Bullshit.
  • Wheele showed HER LOVELY FEARS at Several Film Festivals in 2008
  • The Show Allegedly was on The Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim Off Air Nightmare Episode.
  • The Name/Word Dabeir that is Repeated Throughout the Video Apparently Translate Roughly to “Teacher”

Synopsis: So What is this Video About, Well I’ll be Honest with You because Your Smart Motherfuckers I have No fucking Idea really. Was it a Little Girl’s Dream? Psychosis ? A Psychotic Break? Could it have been some sort of Ayahuasca Therapy? Again I have No fucking Idea just putting that Out There.

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BANANA MAN

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Video for the Song “BANANA MAN” bu Tally Hall. Tally Hall is an American Rock Band formed in Arbor, Michigan in December 2002. The Band is known for its Upbeat Melodies and Whimsical Lyrics. The Band described Their sound as “Wonky Rock” in an Effort to Not let Their Music be Defined by Any Particular Genre. So when People started Defining Characteristics of “Wonky Rock” the Band Immediately Relabeled Their Sound as “Fabloo”.

NOW TO BE CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR I think the Song is Absolute Shit. It Sounds like some Fucking Collage Alternative Rock Band from the fucking 90’s. So why the fuck am I using in/as a Post?! Well Allow Me to Explain. The Video is Absolutely fucking Insane So Insane in fact that I’m Not saying You Should be on Drugs When You watch the Video BUT it Sure as Hell Would Help. From the Demented Clown Make-up, Bugged Out Meth Eyes, Manic Energy, Strange Movements, and Hallucinatory Characteristics make Banana Man seem like a Bad Acid Trip.

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The Missing Member Mystery

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring VHS Medium THE MISSING MEMBER MYSTERY by Content Creator Known as BonFilms. BonFilms is Relatively New Having Joined YouTube on July 12, 2021, has 1.75k Subs, 63,230 Views, and 19 Videos in Total. We then attempted to find Any Information We could on Bonfilms, BUT there is absolutely fucking Nothing.

Synopsis: Fast Food Employees going about Their Daily Lives Until all fucking Hell Breaks Loose and Things get Stranger than Fuck.

NOTE: The Shit Starts to Go Off the Rails at the 3:39 Minute Mark.

The Video Ends with a Letter by Who We have No Idea but Here is the Closing Text in its Entirety:

  • To Charlie
  • You’re Wrong
  • You Know You Are
  • My Brother is a Monster
  • He Killed Me
  • He’s the reason My Head is Missing Parts
  • Everyone pretended like it Didn’t Happen
  • like I don’t exist
  • What makes You Think He’d be Different
  • He’s Nothing but Criminal
  • Please
  • All You are doing is Hurting Us More
  • to Nicole, Lucas, Angie, and Benjamin
  • I’m really Sorry
  • I don’t care if You Hate Me for Saying it
  • But thesis the Truth
  • There is No Way Out, We’re Trapped Forever
  • I’ve accepted it
  • Can’y You just accept it too
  • Please
  • I don’t want to be Alone

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The Backrooms: Prototype

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring  THE BACKROOMS: PROTOTYPE the Latest Installment in the Online Horror Series By Ken Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Two Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

Description Accompanying The Video: 5/10/1982

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Pequena Hillary Hulk VOSTFR

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring PEQUENA HILLARY HULK VOSTFR which I can honestly say is One of the Top 10 Weirdest fucking Videos I have ever Laid Eyes Upon. There is No Context Nor Explanation (Not that it Matter I imagine as it be Equally fucking Absurd) so this 1:47 Oddity is Well Worth Checking Out. Seriously I’m sitting Here fucking Trying to Write more for the Intro but I simply Can’t because I have No Words to Even Begin to Describe this Video Insanity.

Relevant Shit:

  • This is NOT the Original Video.
  • We looked for the Original Video but cam up Empty Handed.
  • This Version is Shorter than the Original.
  • This Version has the Addition of Subtitles though there isn’t a Whole Hell of a lot of Dialogue, and the Dialogue there is is Nonsensical to say the fucking Least.
  • VOSTFR is an Acronym for: Version Originale – Sous-Titre Francais (French for Original Version – French Subtiles. Which Obviously makes No fucking Sense since the Video is in Spanish with the Exception of the English Word “Why”).
  • Pequena translates to Petite which is Defined as: An Adjective used to Describe a Woman Politely as being Small and Thin.

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The Backrooms – Motion Detected

Welcome To Today’s Second Post featuring THE BACKROOMS – MOTION DETECTED is the Latest Installment in the Psychological Horror Web Series by Kane Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Two Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

Description: 03/05/1990

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My Foe

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring By Umami. For those unaware Umami (aka Justin Tomchuk) is a Canadian artist, composer, and content creator who makes surrealist animated videos. Hexsystem is the Alias under which Justin Tomchuk Composes and Publishes His Music. Tomchuk’s Musical genres include Downtempo Electronic Music, Particularly Industrial and Ambient Music. Many of his Songs serve as the Score to His Videos while others are Independent Releases.

Plot: Profound Thoughts Pertaining to Mortality and One’s Enemy.

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