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Grindcore, Goregrind, & Pornogrind It’s All Good

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post Pertaining to Generes Gridcore, Goregrind, & Pornogrind Music. One of the Most Entertaining Factor’s of these Niche  Genres is that the Music/Album Art/Lyrics are an Unofficial Ongoing Competition. The Competition amongst the Type of Bands is to be MORE Obscene, Violent, Gory, Shocking, Repulsive, and Offensive than Their Contemporaries. For Those Who May Not be aware Here is a Very Brief Description of Each of the Aforementioned Musical Genres.

GRINDCORE: Grindcore is a More Noise Filled Style of Hardcore Punk while using Hardcore’s Trademark Characteristics like Heavily Distorted, Down Tuned Guitars, Grinding Overdriven Bass, High Speed Tempo, Blast Beats, and Unique Vocal Style that Consists of Growls, Grunts, Screaming, High Pitched Shrieks, and Guttural.

GOREGRIND: Goregrind (a Sub Genre of Grindcore) is Defined by Detuned Guitars, Blasting Drums (Sometimes with a High Tuned, Clanging ‘Biscuit Tin’ Snare Drum Sound), Sickening Lyrics, and Utilize EXTREMELY LOW or Pitch Shifted Vocals Often sounding like Pig Grunts and Squeals.

PORNOGRIND: Pornogrind is Related to the Goregrind Subgenre  that’s General Themes are Centered Around Sexual Themes. Common Pornorgrind Reoccurring Themes are Porno, Fetishes, Fucking, Girls, Murder, and Gore. Pornogrind also uses Revolting Sound Effects to add an Additional Gross Out Factor/ Offensive Factor including, BUT Not limited to Fart Sound Effects, Explosive Diarrhea, Projectile Vomiting, Porno or Horror Movie Clips, and Violence.

    

So with all that shit when I get Bored or have some Time to Kill I do dumb shit like Coming Up with Either Or Grindcore/Goregrind/Pornogrind Band Names or Album Titles. Now Here is the List I have Created and Compiled over Time.

1. Queen Face   2. Smeghead   3. Rotting Cunt  

4. Cavernous Cunt   5. Rectal Discharge   6. Assface  

7. Vaginal Invasion  8. Cock Rot  9. Eat Shit   

10. Rotten Pecker 11. Full Blow Aides To The Face

12. Point Blank Buttfuck  13. The Kings Of Bukkake   14.Shit Out Of Luck

15. Bloody Feces  16. Brutal Bukkake  17. Parasitic Pussy  18. Vaggash

19. Vaginal Jesus  20. Decomposing Clit  21.Decaying Genital

22. 10″ Taint  23. Rectal Birth  24. Vaginal Enema. 25. Sex Piss

26. Rotting Vag  27. Decomposing Cunts  28. Pussy Pie  29. Fuck Stick

30. STD (Sex Torture Death)  31. Mangled Genitals  32. Crotch Rot

33. Vaginal Vomit  34. Rectal Vaginitis  35. Rectal Prolapse  36. Ass Meat

37. Oozing Cunt  38. Cannibalistic Syphilis  39. Vaginal Discourse

40. Ejaculation Feces  41. Cuntfuck  42. Cuntfucker  43. Cunt Fucked

44. Up To The Nuts In Guts  45. Gash Slasher  46. Kick In The Cunt

47. Nipple Clamp Execution  48. Asseaters  49. Eater Of Ass

50. Castrate Christ  51. Piss Christ  52. Anal Abortion

53. Anal Alien Invaders  54. Rectal Invasion  55. AssFuck. 56. Assfucked

57. AssFucker  58. Anal Impalement 59. Cockrockers

60. Vaginal Defication  61. Anal Fisher  62. Rectum Stretcher

63. Necrosexual  64. Severed Genitals  65. Sodomized By Satan

66. Shitty Shitty Gangbang  67. Fletch  68. Cum Here

69. The Young Cocksmen  70. The Salty Yogurt Slingers  71. 3 Whole Whore

72. Menstruation Massacre 73. Autopsy Sodomy  74. Fuck The Dead

75. Defiling Corpse  76. Whoremonger  77. Analocolypse

78. Buttmeat Penis  79. Diarrhea Sluts  80. Fucked With Feces

81. Fuckacide  82. Hate Fuck. 83. Ragerrection  84. Rage Shit

85. Drunk As Fuck  86. Anal Gape  87. Skullfucker  88.Skullfucked

89. Whorebitch  90. Flesh Peddler  91. Smut  92. Bull Dyke

93. Smut Peddler  94. Venomous Vaginas  95. Cunt Full Of Teeth

96. Rectum Ripper  97. Analize  98. Analecotmy  99. Muff Diver

                   

100. Muff Divers  101. Lusting Lipstick Lesbians  102. Hair Pie

103. The Rimjobs  104. Jerk Off Jerry And The Wankers  105. Fuck You Phil

106. Jack Off Jack  107. The Jerk Offs  108. The Motherfuckers

109. Fuck The Fetus  110. Gangrenous Genitals  111. Ass Splatter

112. Cum Guzzler  113. Cum Gargler  114. Cumsplat  115. Cum Stain

                   

116. Shit Stain  117. SuckaFuck  118. Fuckass  119. Monster Cunt

120. Mung  121. Clitlicker  122. Bloody Stool  123. Anal Seepage 

124. Septic Semen  125. Toxic Shock Syndrome  126. Sloppy Snatch

127. Beef Curtains  128. Beefy Cunt  129. Cuntasaurous Sex. 130. Cock Snot

131. Death Shart  132.Blood Shart. 133. Jack MeOff

                     

134. Dirty Fucking Junkie  135. Let’s Hump  136. Milkshake Shits

137. Gas Station Sushi Shits  138. Shit Soup  139. Bowling For Feces

140. Shitting Soup  141. Starting On My Balls  142. The Squirters

143. Shitting On Seinfeld  144. Tumbleweed Toilet Paper  145. Poopatorium

146. Shitting My Ass Off  147. Hey You Shitter  148. Public Toilet Terrorist

149. The Carp Trap  150. The Creepy Crapper  151. The Shittening 

152. Shitocolypse  153. Shiatacane Season 154. The Shit Abyss

155. Shit Sandwich  156. Tall Glass Of Shut The Fuck Up  157. What A Turd

158. Bullshitter  159. Bullshiting a Bullshitter  160. Home Of Halitosis 

161. Outhouse Whore  162. Praying To The Porcelain God  163. Craptacular

164. Vomiting Out My Ass  165. ABS (Always BE Shitting)  

166. The Colonic King  167. Eatable Enema  168. Punks Proctologist

169. Itchy Asshole Issues  170. Diarrhea Downpour  171.Shitting Skies

172. The Terrible Turd  173. Ass Eating Asshole  174. Don’t Give A Shit

175. Go Shit Yourself  176. Taking A Dump At The Dump  177. Shiticide

178. The Poop Deck Problem  179. Fun With Feces  180. Smells Like Shit

181. Scatological Studies  182. Institute of Scatology  183. I Be Shitting (IBS)

184. I Gotta Take A Shit  185. The Gay Buday   186. Rectum Ripper

187. This Restroom Is A Shithole  188. I Can’t Stop Shitting  189. Blumpkin

190. I Shit Blood  191. Bongs And Dongs  192. Poop Porn  193. Shitty Tits

                   

194. Titty Fucking Fool  195. Fucked With Feces  196. Shit On You

197. From Pooping To Prolapse  198. Surgically Reconstructed Asshole

199. Who’s This Asshole?!  200. Scummy Shit  201. Shady As Shit

202. Sleazy Shit  203. Hot As Shit  204. Hot Shit  205. In The Shit

206. WHat’s This Shit?!  207. Knew Deep In Shit 208. Stupid Shit

209. Up Shit Creek Without A Paddle  210. Doomsday Dildos

211. Toilet Seat Sluts  212. Gas Pump Pimps  213. Urinal Euphoria

214. Who gives A Shit?  215. Fuck My Life  216. Well Shit On Me

217. Take This Happy Horseshit And Shove It Up Your Ass

218. I Call Bullshit  219. Pure Manure  220. Uncut Cocaine  221. Piss’n Shit

222. Nutting Narcotics  223. Puking On My Cock While Taking A Shit

224. I’m Having A Shit  225. Fecal Float  226. Rim Job Jerk Offs

227. Looking For Dummies  228. Tube Steak Sizzler  229. Shit Stew

230. There’s A Shitstorm Brewing In My Bowels

231. King Of The Crapper  232. Seriously Sinister Shit  233. Old School Shit

                   

234. Old School Shit  235. Being A Total Dick  236. Shitting On Your Parade

237. Shitwich  238. Legend Of The 2 Pound Turd  239. Talking Shit

238. Sometime You Gotta Eat Shit  239. Sneaky Little Shit  

240. Rectum Stretching Shit  241. Butt Plugged  242. Shit Happens

243. The Story Of Shitty Bill  244. The Asshole Anthem  245. Shit Talker

246. Talking Shit While Taking A Shit  247. Shit Talking Assholes

248. Bullshit Artist  249. Bullshitters Anonymous  250. Asswipe Arron

251. The Butthole Blues  252. The Butt Trumpet Orchestra  253. Tough Shit

254. All Ass Instrumental  255. Sodomized With Shit  256. Shit For Brains

257. Teddy The Talking Turd  258. Bruised Buttholes  259. Shit Shake

260. Teaing Off Heads And Shitting Down Necks  261. Suck Shit

262. You Butt Hurt About it Bro?!  263. Anal Armageddon 263. Shitcile

264. Empire Of Assholes  265. Mr. Brown Eye  266. A World Of Shit

268. Crap Covered Cornhole  269. Cornholing Drunks 

270. The Mangina Monologues  271. Mangled Mangina

272. Shit On A Shingle  273. Donkey Punched In The Fart Box

274. Starring In The Eyes Of My Ass  275. Shitty Shit 276. Craptacular

277. Opinons And Assholes  278. I’m Going To Shit On Your Grave

279. Shit Your Shorts  280. Welcome To The Shitshow

281. I Shit On Squatty Potties  282. Port-A-Potty Poet

                   

283. Public Restroom Retards  284. Fucktarded  285. Turd Polish

286. Your Shit DOES STINK  287. Shit Stink  288. Stank Breath

289. Crap On A Cracker  290.Holy Shit  291. Happy As A Pig In Shit

292. I See Shitty People  293. The Constipation Conundrum 

294. Are Farts Supposed To Be Lumpy?!  295. Fire In The Hole

296. Hairy Hump Hole  297. Tastes Like Ass  298. Smells Like Shit In Here

299. Up Your Ass And To The Left  300. Fistfucker  301. Fistfucked

302. The Shocker  303. Backdoor Bitches  304. Bitches & Bastards

305. Up The Shitter (UTS)  306. Nice Ass Can I Eat Breakfast Off It?!

307. Hershey Squirts  308. Accidentally Crapping On The Carpet

309. Shit City  310. Shitty City  311. City Of Shit  312. Front To Back

313. Shitting Out Of Control  314. Shite Ain’t Right 

315. Flatulence The Pre Poop Warning  316. There’s A Turd On My Taint

317. Assembly Of Assholes  318. Shitty Like An Asshole  

319. Songs To Shit To  320. Assclown Circus  321. Hemorrhoid Hell

322. Straining To Shit  323. Getting Shitfaced Again  324. The Brown Note

325. Friendly Ass Biter  326. Colostomy Bag Boy  327. Assgasm

328. The Butthole Loophole  329. Skinny Chicks With Boney Butts

330. Shitting Yourself Insane  331. Life In A World Of Shit

332. Get To Shitting  333. Stop Being A Dick  334.Septic Tank Sayings

335. Shitbag  336. Coffee Makes Me Crap  337. WTF Is Anal Leakage?!

338. Ass Cancer  339. Booty Bombs  340. Booty Bandit  341. Shit Sale

342. Toilet Tunes  343. Filling The Turd Bucket 344. Sleep Fart Syndrome

345. Human Pooper Scooper  346. Cum Dumpster Fire  

347. Watch My Back While I Take A Shit  348. Shit People Say

349. You Don’t Know Shit  350. Steaming Pile Of Poop  

351. Steaming Pile of Shit  352. 3 Flush Floater  353. It’s The Season Of Shit

354. Toilet Plunger Possibilities  355. Shitting Like A Savage

356. Drain-O A GoGo  357. Shitheads Vs. Dickheads  358. Shitface

359. Sick As Shit  360. Can’t Bullshit A Bullshitter  361. Shit The Bed

362. Flush That Turd Down The Drain  363. She Seriously Shits The Sheets

364. Elbows And Assholes  365. Piss Pot Princess  366. Shat Splatter

367. Shat Is Where It Is At  368. 2 Ply Or Goodbye  369. Rid-Ex Sex

370. The Difference Between Assholes And Holes In The Ground

371. I Can’t Find My Ass With Both Hands  372. Bed Pan Splash Back

373. Pay To Poop  374.Shake It More Then Twice You’re Playing With It

374. Mondo Duke  375. Papa Starts  376. MC Bubble Guts  

377. Outrageous Asshole  378. Vile Vagina  379. Clusterfucked

380. Cannibalizing Cunts  381. Rectal Vomit  382. Puke Porn

383. Malevolent Masturbation  384. Oily Fart  385.  Sweaty Under Boob

386. Corroded Clit  387. Pussy Fart. 388. Necrophalic  

389. Triple X Sex  390. Fuck Films  391. Porn Shop Prostitutes

392. Making Asshole Get Angry (MAGA)  393. Long Pig Penis 

394. Hell If I Know  395. Cock Knocker  396. Spermicidal Jellyfish

397.  Nut Sack Sinners  398. FuckSlut  399. Cunt Fart  400.The Manginas

401. The Fuck Me Pumps  402. The Gash  403. The Furious Fist Fucking 5

404. To The Tits  405. Poor Drunk Bastards  406. Manwhore

407. Hungry Hungry Hookers  408. Homocide  409. Crusty Clam

410. Harry Taco And The One Eyed Worms  411. Fight Anal Retention

412. Humphole  413. The DPs  414. Force Fed Feces  415. Puking Piss

416. Shit Smear  417. Glory Hole Gods  418. Urinal Utopia 

419. The Bellends  420. Fucked For Life  421. GOPieces Of Shit

422. Republicunts  423. The Slutty Whores  424. Whorish

425. Motherhumping Christ  426. Christ’s Cunt  427. Jesus Fucking Christ

428. Here Comes The Fuck  429. The Anal Allstars  430. Jerk Off Jamboree 

431. Pissfuck  432. Dick Weed And The Awful Orifices  433. The Punters

434. The Pedos  435. Scumfuck  436. Scumfucker  

437. The Bastard Brigade  438. Shorty Waffles  439. Get Fucked  

440. Get Fucked  441. Screw You  442. Furious Finger Fucking

443. Pungent Pussy  444. Repugnant Penis  445. Wad Blower

446. Johnny Wad Rides Again  447. Hung Like Hell  448. Monster Cock

449.  General Genitorture  450. Compound Of Cunt  451. Sexorrist

452. Maxi Pad And The Heavy Flow  453. Ponder This Shit 

454. Sweaty Slit  455. United States Of Anal  456. Fuck The World

457. So Fucking What (SFW)  458. Pussy Popping Priests

459. Slamming Ass  460. Bumping Uglies  461. The Beast With 2 Backs

462.  Colostomy Bag Copulation  463. Dick Docking Dilemma 

464. Anal Orgies  465. Sir Fuck-A-Lot  466. Grab Ass Gangsters

467. The Stench Of Sex  468. Sex On A Slip’n Slide  

469. Just The Tip  470. Gobs Of Gash  471. The Mad Twatter

472. Snatchology  473. Fuckology. 474. Fuck 101  475. Facefucked Fools

478. Lusting Lucifer  479. Long Dong Silver Away  480. Wonderfuck

481. Gash Basher  482. Pounding Pussy  483. Fugly  484. Sexual Sadist

485. John Wayne Gacy Is Gay  486. Porn Shop Prostitutes

485. Johnny Wad Was Right  486. Addicted To Dick  487. Scrotal Tuck

         

488. Labia Loving Lesbians  489. Sex Toy Slaughter  490. Mung Mouth

491. Colonics Make Me Horny  492. Who Gives A Flying Fuck

493. Dildos Of The Dammned  494. Kick In The Crotch

 495.A Forest Of  Morning Wood  

496. Spanking Monkeys And Choking Chickens  497. The Bearded Clam

         

498. The Cock Ring King  499. Pussy Full Of Puss  

500. Friends Of A Sex Fiend

 

It Is What It Is,

 By Les Sober

PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO by Aspico Omnian which Translates to the Following. Aspico means “A Savory Jelly made with Meat Stock, set in a Mold and Used to Contain Pieces of Meat, Seafood, or Eggs.”, and Omnian which seems to be an Unrecognized Variation the Word Omni which means “All; of All Things”. We were Psyched to come Across this Video because it’s a bit of a Rarity in the World of What We like to refer to as Fringe Videos. You know what We’re talking about when We say Fringe, but if You Don’t here is an Explanation. What is a Fringe Topic? We use the Term Fringe Theory in a VERY BROAD Sense to Describe an Idea that Departs Significantly from the Prevailing Views or Mainstream Views in it Particular Field.

What makes it a Rarity in the Fringe Video field it Simply isn’t the Same Old Recycled Shit that You find Most of the Time. The Sound Track is Actually Pretty Decent as Opposed to the High Pitched  Tones, Squealing, Shrieking, Distorted Noise, or Static that Typically comes in Fringe Videos. Also PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO differs is there No Flashing, Ocular Seizure Inducing, Rapid Fire Flashy Interchanging Graphics Bombarding the Viewer the Entire fucking Time which again which is a Common Trait found in Fringe Videos. In Addition there isn’t Any Manipulated Speech in Low Grumbling Tones reminiscent of an Extremely Drunk Demon Slurring its Speech. It’s Cool to See Something Fringe MINUS all Usual Gimmicks that lets fucking Face it We’ve plenty of Times Before. An Issue in General with Fringe Videos is They are Prone to Overkill. When Overkill Occurs the Creators try Desperately to be Edgy, Strange,  Dark, Sinister, Evil, Creepy Etc. and it’s Obvious They’re Trying WAY TOO fucking Hard. To put it fucking Simply: There is NO fucking Need to Cram Every Trick in the Book into a Single fucking Video for it to be Good.

CHANNEL STATS:

  • Joined YouTube on July 30, 2010.
  • Has 8,130 Subscribers to Date.
  • Has a Total of 7 Videos thus Far.
  • It has a Total of View Count of 604,680 (which is Notable).
  • PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO was Posted in 2014.

Now here is Something New when You go to the About Section on the Channel it has a Link that Reads: Imprint of the Fifth Circle and of Course We clicked on it. It took Us to bambisnightmare.blogspot to a Page also Titled Imprint of the Fifth Circle that was a Bunch of fucking Weird Random Stupid Shit and Nothing New has been Posted there since fucking November 24, 2018. So Admittedly We skimmed over it but We didn’t find a damn thing Interesting. Well that’s Not Entirely True We did Notice a Saying in Latin Under the Imprint of the Fifth Circle Logo that read Ignis Vero Numquan decit (a Misspelling of DICIT). We decided to find a Translation from Latin to English and found Several fucking Translations:

  • ” And Then The Fire Said”
  • “Memory is a Means to Control Over itself Alone”
  • “Fire Does Not Say”

Word By Word Translation:

  • Ignis – Fire
  • Vero – Indeed
  • Numquan – Ever
  • Dicit (NOT Decit) He Says

And Last But Not Least Here is a Bit of a Teaser to Wet Your Appetite. Things Included in the Video are: Animals that Don’t Breathe, Wall Covered in Human Skin, a Possible Death, a Suicide Room Under Construction, Safety References for Certain Deadly Objects, Books that Consist of Just a Single Word, and Everything is Leaking Blood.

So with All that Said Here is PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO.

 

It is What it Is,

  Presented By Les Sober   

Adult Babies Movie: The Stop Motion Animation Scene

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring  ADULT BABIES MOVIE: Stop Motion Animation Scene by Lee Hardcastle (From the Adult Babies Movie  Directed by Dominic Brunt). If You Don’t Know Lee Hardcastle He is an Insanely fucking Prolific British Animator/Film Maker who Specializes in All Types of Stop-Motion Techniques, and has VOWED NEVER TO INSULT HIS AUDIENCE with Shitty Film Making!

Lee Hardcastle in His Own Words:

“My name’s Lee Hardcastle, a claymation degenerate from the UK who started a YouTube channel after graduating Film School. I make claymations that are not for children’s eyes, I specialize in claymation for mature audiences. If you’re under 18, you should leave.”  -Lee Hardcastle-

Synopsis:  Lee Hardcastle as Himself  Uses all His strength to Trick a Monster into Consuming Laxatives, BUT an Adult Baby makes things difficult when He Attempts to Stop Lee and His Female Friend with a Chainsaw (and the Bloody Gore Begins).

It is What it is,

  Presented By Les Sober

The Faceless Lady And The Bleeding Picture

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post THE FACELESS LADY AND THE BLEEDING PICTURE by Italian Artist, Graphic Designer, Published Author, Sculpture, and Illustrator Paolo Ferrante. Finding Information on Ferrante was/is Tricky as there isn’t a Whole Hell on A lot.

Here are We Found:

  • Ferrante was Born in 1984.
  • Ferrante was Born and Lives in the Italian Province of Lecca.
  • In 2008 Ferrante had His First Book “Le Commedie del Buio”
  • Ferrante Graduated from The Academy of the Fine Arts in Lecca in 2010.
  • In 2021 Ferrante made the Finals of the International Poster For Tomorrow Competition with the Theme “Fake News”
  • Ferrante has His Own Wesite www.ever.trip it/
  • Ferrante is also can be Found on evertrip.artstation.com
  • Ferrante has both an Instagram and Telegraph Accounts Under the User Name EverTrip in Addition to His YouTube Channel.

NOTE: Now everything about this 20 something Second Slice of Absurd Inanity would be just Fine at Face fucking Value, But there are 2 Apects/Details in the Video that I can’t fucking Stop Thinking about I just keep Mulling it Over and Over in My Free fucking Time. First is Who the fuck is the fucking Weirdo in the Background, and I’m Not Sure if it’s Supposed to be an Actual Photo or some Pop Art Bullshit Painting. Anyway I’m Referring to it as the Photo and I wonder what the hell is it’s Significance?!  I mean Why bother including it at all unless there is some sort of Method to the Madness. Second Why Does the Photo Begin to (and Continues Throughout the Rest of the Video) Start Dripping fucking Blood like a fucking 1980’s B-Horror Slasher fucking Movie. Again I ask What the fuck is the Reason the Photo is Bleeding What the fuck is the Point? Perhaps Adding it was the Point and the Point being its just Simply a Way to fuck with People’s Heads.

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

Short Horror Film Friday: VAGABOND

Welcome to this Installment of Short Horror Film Friday Featuring the Award Winning Slasher Film VAGABOND Directed By Bryan Metzger and Written By Bryan and Angela Metzger. Vagabond was Inspired by a Real Life Vagabond who Roamed the Hills of Connecticut, Massachusetts and New York back in the Mid to Late 1800’s.

   The Real Leatherman   

Plot Summery: A Group of Friends head to a Cabin in the Woods where One Young Man plans on making the Perfect Wedding Proposal when Asking  His Girlfriends if She’d Marry Him. There is just One Problem Standing in His Way and it is The Legendary and Homicidal Vagabond LEATHERMAN!!! Will Love Prevail or will Leatherman add to His Blood Soaked Bodycount? You”ll Have To Watch And See For Yourself.

                   

Notable Mentions: 

  • Vagabond was Filmed in its Entirety on a Budget less than a $1000.
  • While The Leatherman as He was Known (His Actual Identity Remains Unknown and Controversial) was a Real Person There is NO RECORD of Him Murdering Anyone.  He was Famous for His Handmade Leather Suit of Clothes He Wore which earned Him the Nickname Leatherman.

Enjoy.

Thanks For Watching,

   Presented By Les Sober  

Short Horror Film Friday: THE UMBRELLA FACTORY and JACK THE RIPPER

Welcome to this Weeks addition of Short Horror Film Friday. This Week We are Thrilled to Present and the Two In One Animated Feature THE UMBRELLA FACTORY and JACK THE RIPPER! Both Stories in the Video were Directed by Nick and Lexie Trivundza, Written by Nick Trivundza, and Produced by Lexie Trivundza.

The Umbrella Factory: Is Based on the Horror Short Story The Monkey’s Paw by W.W. Jacobs, and is a Cautionary Tale Warning People to be Careful what You Wish (for Because You Might Just Get It).

Jack The Ripper: Is a Modern Day Homage to the Historical Murders of The Legendary Serial Killer Known as Jack The Ripper.

Enjoy.

We Hope You Enjoyed these Tales of Bloody Terror as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented By Les Sober  

Tidbits For Shits And Giggles: BLOODLUBE

This Little Piece of Obscene Absurdity is By Animator, Director, and Writer Jake Lava. Now as Our Fans are more than likely Aware We at FYB Pride Ourselves in Providing the Most Information on the Subject at Hand. Unfortunately there is VIRTUALLY NO Personal Information about Jake Lava Online (Even Though He has a Twitter Account and YouTube Channel. We were Unable to Locate Him On Facebook though there Several People with Profiles with the Same Name) which in this Day and Age is Utterly Insane. What We were able to Unearth were Two Quotes By Jake Lava Describing Himself/His Work which are as Follows:

  • On Jake Lava’s Youtube Page Under “About”:
  • “I’m a Guy that Sometimes Animates and Sometimes Draws Comics Too.”
  • On Jake Lava’s Twitter Heading:
  • “(Jake Lava) An Extremely Mediocre Artist/Animator.”

Question:What Do You Get When You Add Public Transportation, Masturbation, and Blood?

Answer: You’ll Have To Watch and See for Yourself.

Enjoy.

Thanks For Watching,

Presented By Les Sober   (Pt1214am)

Lee Jonitis: Professional People Watcher (59/365)

The Bus Driver Slammed on the Break causing the Bus to Lunge Forward sending all of the Passengers falling forward all over one another. It reminded Lee of the World’s Most Fucked Up Domino Display Toppling Over. The Passengers pushed and shoved like a Bunch of Rabid Savages as They Untangled Themselves and returned to Their Feet once again. The Driver Threw Open the Bus Doors and the Passengers came flooding out like water through a Busted Dam into the empty Parking lot.

As Soon as Everyone was off the Bus the Asian Gamblers regroup and started talking frantically before They all took off Running like Their asses where on Fire. The Bus Driver yelled after Them to get back over by the Bus because leaving the Scene of an Accident is in itself a Crime. The Bus Driver’s words fell on Deaf Ears as The Group of Asian Gamblers continued to sprint off into the Distance like Their lives Depended on it.

“Where the fuck are They Going?” asked Dizzy confusedly as He peered around like a Methed up Meerkat.

“If I had to venture a Guess it’s because They’re afraid of Immigration or the Simply Fact They’re engauging in Illegal Gambling on Illegal Cock Fights.” snapped the Bus Driver irritably as He waited on hold with 911.

“That and They smelled like fucking Opium.” added Lee snidely since He resented the Bus Driver’s Attitude. He didn’t exactly know Why, but for some Reason it was Rubbing Him the Wrong Way. It was in all probability  just due to His Overall Frustration having found Himself in the Middle of a Grade 5 Hurricane  Sized Shit Storm.

           

“Hello 911 My name is Gus Gentry and I’m a Bus Driver for the City,” announced the Bus Driver Forcefully as He paced Back and Forth like a Caged Animal, “I got an Emergency and Need Immediate Assistance. What kind of Emergency? Every Kind You Got! I need an Ambulance, a Coroner, and some fucking Police Officers.”

As Lee eavesdropping on the Bus Driver’s Phone Call He peered around surveying the Scene laid out before Him in the Parking Lot. The Priest Dizzy had Assaulted was still Bleeding like a Stuck Pig as He attended to the Severely Injured Homeless Drunk. The Homeless Drunk was Laying on the Ground with His back up against the Curb Wailing like a fucking Banshee in Heat. The Priest had knelt down on one Knee and was Manically Praying Over Him in Hushed Tones rocking back and forth as He did So.

The Middle Aged Woman who the Homeless Drunk had Vomit Upon was Standing by a Defunct Lamp Post shaking like a goddamn leaf. This however didn’t stop Her from Launching into a Tirade about The Situation at Hand and Her Personal Predicament. In Front of Her was the Young Couple who looked shaken to Their Core and were staring Blankly into the Distance Obviously in a great Deal Shock. Lee left Dizzy’s side and wondered over closer to where the Woman was Standing to Observe the Insanity Close Up.

           

“I mean the Man Vomited on Me, and IN PUBLIC! A Man who Vomits publicly on a Woman is Not a Gentleman He’s a down right Abomination upon Humanity Itself,” said the Woman as if She was Preaching a Sermon in Church and waving Her Arms about like Epileptic Eels, “I have never been subjugated to such Degradation and Deviance in MY LIFE I tell You, and If My Husband was Alive He would have Slapped some Sense and common Decency Into Him. He’d have rolled up His Sleeves, taken off His Wedding Ring, Loosened His Tie, and given that Homeless Drunkard an Honest Ass Kicking!”

Lee found it fascinating Entertaining that the Woman spoke as if She was under the Impression it was 1922, and Chivalry wasn’t Dead as a fucking Door Nail. The Young Couple Meanwhile remained in a Post Traumatic Haze, all the Blood having Drained from Their Deathly White Faces, and Looked as if They would Collapse into a Heap at a moments Notice. Lee couldn’t Help but think that the Young Couple compared to the Businessman who was Actually Dead where the One’s Who in Fact Looked like Death Warmed Over. It was then Lee Noticed the Traumatized Bus Bunny sitting on the Curb Legs Splayed Open, Arms Flung About, Head Cocked to one Side, and Babbling incoherently. Lee walked over and decided to take a seat next to Her on the Curb.

“I Never…I Never…Never fucked a Guy to Death Before,” whispered the Bus Bunny aloud without even acknowledging Lee’s Presence, “I din’t know He was dying who Dies when They’re fucking? I didn’t know My shit was Sucking His Soul Out through His Pecker. My Muff is a Murderer.”

           

Lee got up as He had no Interest in Listing to Nonsensical Drivel so He returned to His Spot standing Next to Dizzy. Dizzy Seemed Greatly agitated He couldn’t stop fidgeting as He constantly shifted His Weight from Foot to Foot like a Nervous Prey Animal when They Know a Predator is Near. He was coated in a Clear Sheen of Sweat and His Eyes Darted about like a Hummingbird. Lee was perplexed by Dizzy’s current behavior as Dizzy didn’t seem like the Type of Person that let Never Let a Goddamn thing get to Them. Dizzy kept looking over obsessively towards Not just the Road but the Entrance to the Parking Lot as Well which reminded Lee of a Junkie on the Verge of Being Dope Sick watching Cars to see if can Spot Their Dealer coming with Their next Fix.

“What the fuck is Wrong with You Man You’re coming fucking Unglued,” commented Lee with a hint of Honest Concern, “This is undoubtedly a Royal Class A Cluster Fuck, But Hey it’s also great Free Entertainment so Why Not stay a While and see How it Ends?”

“Because I fucking Broke My Beer Bottle over a fucking Priest’s fucking Head, and He’s Bleeding like a Son of a Bitch,”replied Dizzy with a good deal of Contempt,”I don’t know about You Man, But I got Plenty of Better shit to do Today then to get fucking Arrested and Charged with Aggravated fucking Assault Goddamn it All to Hell!”

           

“Well We better have a fucking Plan B because the Cops beat Us Here Before We could get the fuck Out of Here,” said Lee as He watched Several Police Cruisers come Driving in like They were NASCAR Drivers.

“FUCK! FUCK ME! FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE! WHAT THE FUCK,” screamed Dizzy in a Panicked Rage, “What the Fuck Already I’m so fucked I’m going to fucking County Again Goddamnit.”

“Hold On Don’t worry just Yet,” advised Lee calmly, “With all the fucking Chaos We’ll blend in and then We can slip on Out when The Cops are Busy with all These Insane Fuckers.”

“Alright thats not the World’s Shittiest Idea.”Replied Dizzy as He did His Best to get His shit together and Maintain.

           

The Cops pulled up Their Brakes Screeching to High Heaven as The Charged in like it was World War III or some sort of National fucking Disaster was occurring. The Cops Piled Out of Their cars with Their hands on Their Guns and wearing Their Best Authoritative Faces. Some Police Officers rounded Everyone Up into a Small Group in Front of the Bus while a Couple Went over to Evaluate the Injured Priest and the Wounded Homeless Drunk. The Middle Aged Woman being a Shitty Snob immediately took center stage, and launched into a Full Blown “Poor Me” Victim Spiel worthy of a fucking Oscar. A Few of the Officers broke off to Handle the Fighting Roosters that were still Raising Hell inside of the Bus. The Police Officers Boarded the Bus and were Attacked Mercilessly by the Roosters as They Flapped Around trying to Claw out the Officers Eyes. This was all the Police Needed to Use Deadly Force, and The Officers on the Bus drew Their Weapons and Unloaded Clip after Clip into the Flock of Furious Foul. The Gun Shots continued until Every Raging Rooster Lay Dead Riddled with Bullets.

As The Barrage of Gunfire on the Bus was in Full fucking Swing an Ambulance came and the EMTS were tending to the two Injured Men. The Wiped as much Blood as possibly off the Priests Head before Bandaging it to the Point it looked like They were attempting to Mummify Him. One EMT escorted the Still Frantically Praying Priest over to the Ambulance. The Other EMT turn His Attention to the Homeless Drunk who ended up on a Stretcher with a Free Ride to the Nearest Hospital’s ICU.

     

The last to Arrive was the City Coroner who seemed to be in No Rush at all since where the fuck was the Dead Guy gonna go?! They touched base with the Police Officers before They Boarded the Bus. As soon as They did the Lead Coroner started Bitching Loudly about the Rooster Massacre He had to wade Through to do His Job. That was until He reached the Deceased Businessman’s Corpse then He really flipped he fuck out Big Time. Lee couldn’t make out the Words as They were muffled by the Confines of the Bus, but He could tell by Tone exactly how the Coroners Felt about the situation. After a Healthy Dose of Venting the Lead Coroner stuck His head out the Bus Door and looked around until He spotted His Subordinate.

“HEY PHIL,” the Lead Coroner Bellowed, “This Stiff is so covered in Bodily Fluid I’m talking Blood, Spit, Vomit, Piss, Shit and Semen WE don’t need a Body Bag We Need a Goddamn Body Condom for this Guy.”

Stay Tuned for the Next Unsettling Installment of………

LEE JONITIS: PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE WATCHER (60/365)

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober

Animation Abominations: I AM THE EGG MAN

For this Installment of Animation Abominations FYB is Happy to Present The Surreal Stop motion Horror by Sam Barnett who also served as Director.

The Plot is rather simple as it centers around Nondescript Man who is Isolated in a White Room with some Odd Black Lines that make a vague symbol of some kind. The Man Tears Himself apart Piece by Piece as each Piece rolls itself into an “Egg” that rolls into an Adjacent Room. In the Alternate Room there is a Mutant Creature who Devours the Eggs Enthusiastically, and then produces Blood that is collected in a small Pool that has a couple of Tubes extending out from the Wall above it.

           

As the Isolated Man sacrifices His Feet, Shins, and Thighs He opens a Cupboard where a Fetal Being is Lying Motionless. The Man Connects a Tube via a Huge Needle to the Fetal Being where the Tube pumps Blood into the Fetal Being. In an Unforeseen Twist the Man Rips off His Head Off (having already having used BOTH his legs) and pinches His Neck assumably to keep from Bleeding Out. The Man’s severed head rolls into the Adjacent room, BUT instead of being Eaten by the Mysterious Egg Eating Mutant Creature it ends up Impaled on a Microphone Stand which is sitting in the Middle of a Stage. A single Spot light shines down to illuminate the Head and Mic Stand as the Sound of Static (or Dead Air as its called sometimes) before an Unknot Person removes the Head and exits the Stage. The Camera lingers for a few additional seconds before adding too Black.

          

So what the fuck is going on Here, What’s the Point Really? Our Best Guess is it’s an Artistic Representation of Life and Death. The Old Sacrifice Their Actual Lives Physically/Emotionally/Mentally to Help Raise, Educate, and Bolster the Next Generation coming after it. Think of how much Parents personally Sacrifice for the Betterment of Their Offspring. In the End the Parent(s) have dedicated (or given) Their entire existence to the Child from its Birth until The Parent’s inevitable Death. Enjoy.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented By Les Sober

This Post Wasn’t Planned.

The Post I did have Planned for Today got fucking Sidetracked, and as I drank some Beers on The Front Porch this Little Ditty Barged into My Brain. Sometimes Shit just Shows Up inside My Skull Spontaneously seeking Recognition and a Home. Enjoy.

Working Title: Come Here Conflict

I feel like a Fight

I just want to Fight

Something is Unsettling

Vexing Me Constantly

Antagonizing My Mind

The Impulse To Lash Out Uncontrollably

Without Real Reason

       

I Welcome Inflicting Violence

On Myself and Others

My Inner Sadist  is Not Alone

Without It’s Masochist

Both Feeding Like Parasites

Sickening The Soul

Growing Grotesque

I want to Bleed Profusely

To Live in Utter Primal Abandon

Embraced By Anger

Fueled By Contempt Feed with Disgust

A Clenched Fistful of Rusty Nails

To Crush Faces Along With Skulls

Spitting Venom and Spitting Teeth

As Bones Are Broken, Blood Spilled by the Gallon

Vengeance Gives Birth To Revenge to Vengeance Again

        

Watching Them Die By My Hand

Butchering Bastards and Slaying Sons of Bitches

Annihilating Abominations bodies Torn Asunder

The Cry’s of The Dying Facing Eternal Damnation

Mutilated Flesh of Mangled Corpses

Savagely Ripped Limb from Limb

Bathing in the Blood of Enemies

The Brutal Carnage is Glorious

Victorious

       

There Are NO WORDS HERE

Speaking Is UNNECESSARY

We Communicate With Only Our Eyes

Aggression Needs Alleviation

Just Like Everything Else

Time To Battle Back.

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober