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Ganja and Gore: The Legacy of Cannabis Corpse

Welcome to FYB’s Latest Music Post where We Answer the Question “What Do You Get when You Mix Legendary Death Metal Band Cannibal Corpse, Cheech & Chong, Love of Horror Movies, and Low Brow Humor? The Answer is CANNABIS CORPSE!!! The Band’s Name is a Parody of the Aforementioned Death Metal Pioneers Cannibal Corpse, But Don’t be Mistaken Cannabis Corpse plays 100% Original Songs. Along with Band’s Name Cannabis Corpse’s Album/Song Titles are also Parodies of Many Other Assorted Death Metal Band’s Album/Song Titles. The Band has Featured or Currently Features Members of the Bands GWAR, Six Feet Under, Municipal Waste, Antietam 1862, and The Black Dalia Murders.

The Name Cannabis Corpse was Coined in 1999 by Brothers Phillip “Landphil” and Josh “Hallhammer” Hall. It Wasn’t Until 2006 when the Hall Brothers Recorded a Demo along with Any “Weedgrinder” Horn that Cannabis Corpse became a Reality. Cannabis Corpse’s Demo would go on to Eventually become Their Debut Album Blunted at Birth. Soon after Their Demo Release Cannabis Corpse was signed as the First Band to Forcefield Records. It Helped that The Founders of Forcefield where Personal Friends of the Band, and are also Based in Richmond, Virginia.

Cannabis Corpse on Cannabis Corpse:

“Cannabis corpse is a band that was born in the summer of 2006 as a way to express our love of smoking weed and listening to Cannibal Corpse. The tunes were recorded in Weedgrinders kitchen on a boss br 900 digital 8-track while slowly smoking away huge chunks of memory with the finest bud in oregon hill.We did it in the hopes of creating a band that got you stoned with a sick oldschool death metal sound alone! We can promise you that every growl, every guitar riff, and every drum beat was done when we were completely obliterated on sweet sweet chiba. We want people to spark up a doober and follow along with the lyrics so you can be transported into a horrific world where you are not safe from getting your weed stolen by bloodthirsty zombies or getting captured by an ancient cult that cultivates demonic weed with the blood and body parts of sacred ritual sacrifice!Your brain will be melted by this non stop audio assault!Enter into the chambers of bud!” -Cannabis Corpse-

CANNABIS CORPSE CURRENT LINE UP:

Philip “Landphil” Hall – Bass (2006–Present), Vocals (2012–Present), Lead Guitar (2006–2008, 2012–2015), Keyboards (2011–2012)
Josh “HallHammer” Hall – Drums (2006–Present)
Adam Guilliams – Lead Guitar (2015-Present)
Ray Suhy – Rythme Guitar (2015–Present)

PREVIOUS MEMBERS:

Nick “Nikropolis” Poulos – Guitars (2008–2012)
Andy “Weedgrinder” Horn – Vocals (2006–2012)
Brent Purgason – Lead Guitar (2012–2014)
Brandon Ellis – Lead Guitar (2014–2015)

TOURING MEMBERS:

Vic “Con-Vic” Anti – Guitars (2009)
Adam Jinch – Lead Guitar (2017)
Adam Guilliams – Lead Guitar (2018–Present)

GUEST APPEARANCES:

Jeff “Wartom” Bush : 2006, Guest Vocals on “Force Fed Shitty Grass”
Will “Power” Towles : 2006, Guest Vocals on “When Weed Replaces Life”
Randy Blythe : Jan. 7, 2012, Guest Appearance at the ‘Cory Smoot Benefit Show’ and at the ‘Welcome Home Randy Blythe show’
Chris Barnes : 2014, Guest Vocals on “Individual Pot Patterns”
Trevor Strnad : 2014, Guest Vocals on “With Their Hash He Will Create”

ALBUMS:

Blunted at Birth (2006)
Tube of the Resinated (2008)
Beneath Grow Lights Thou Shalt Rise (2011)
From Wisdom to Baked (2014)
Left Hand Pass (2017)
Nug So Vile (2019)
Violence Unimagined (2021)

EPs:

The Weeding (2009)
Splatterhash (2013) : A Split EP with the Death Metal Band Ghoul

Singles:

Blame it on the Bud (2011)

LIST OF VIDEOS BELOW:

“Dawn of weed Possession” (Official Video Shot in a B Horror Slasher Movies meets Comic Book Style Format)
“Cylinders of Madness” (Animated Official Video)
“Gateways to Inhalation” (Concert Footage Focusing on the Fans/Audience)
“From Enslavement to Hydrobliteration” (Animated Official Video)
“Skull Full of Bong Hits” (Montage of Various Concert Footage)
Cannabis Corpse Live at Saint Vitus Bar, December 19th, 2014 (Full Set)

Thanks For Reading/Watching,

Presented By Les Sober

Sunrise (A Teletubbies Cartoon) by MEATCANYON!

Welcome to FYB’s Wednesday post showcasing SUNRISE ( A TELETUBBIE CARTOON) By Our Latest favorite Animator MeatCanyon! If anyone is thinking to themselves “Teletubbies are you fucking kidding me? Has FYB gone plum retarded on itself?” then you don’t know us very well at all.

MeatCanyon’s real name is Hunter August Hancock better know by his online user name MeatCanyon. Hancock is an American Youtuber, animator, voice actor, comedian, writer, and director who makes parody animations of popular characters (say Sponge Bob for instance). Some viewers of MeatCanyon’s animations have been described them in just one single word “Horrifying”. A common on going gag in Hancock’s video’s is that something normal or mundane gets you killed or possible worse.

For those fortunate enough to have no fucking idea who or what the fucking Teletubbies were here’s the deal. Teletubbies was a British children’s television show created for the British Broadcasting Company (BBS). The show focused one 4 differently colored alien looking creatures (Twinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po) known as “Teletubbies”, named after the tv screens implanted in their bellies. The Show’s colorful psychedelic setting and fact that the Teletubbies communicated in gibberish was designed SPECIFICALLY to appeal to the attention spans of infants. The only audio on the show consisted of the Teletubbies gibberish, Clips of babies laughing, a Clip(s) of a Babbling Brook, birds chirping and other odd selections.

The show seemed to be one seriously surreal acid trip for infants/toddlers especially considering some aspects of the show. There wasn’t any educational value to the show I mean come the fuck on it was designed for fucking infants, so I don’t give a fuck who alleges there was an educational component. Also there were no guests, songs, or life lessons like the kind of fare that you’d find on Sesame Street. Again this is due to the fucking fact that INFANTS brain’s are virtually undeveloped seriously their less than even 1 year old.

Anyway the point is this why the original television show was the bizarre equivalent of a psychedelic tv acid trip for infants then MeatCanyon’s SUNRISE (A TELETUBBIES CARTOON) has the same premise only his version is the equivalent of a VERY FUCKED UP BAD ACID TRIP FOR ADULTS!

Later,

Justine Sane

Animation: LA FAIM (Hunger)

La Faim (Hunger) is the Impressively Repulsive 1973 Animated Short Film Directed by Peter Foldes, and Produced by the National Film Board of Canada. La Faim has the Unique Distinction of Being one of the FIRST Computer Animated Films, and it took a Year and a Half to Make. The Director Peter Foldes collaborated with he National Research Council’s Division of Radio and Electrical Engineerings’ Data Systems Group, who Decided to Develop a Computer Animation Application in 1969.

La Faim is a Grotesque, Cruel, Violent, and Highly Effective Story Told Without Words in a Bold Speechless Narrative. The Film is a Grave Morality Tale about Greed, Gluttony, and Consumerism in Contemporary Society. The Film’s Main Character an Aggressively Self-Indulgent Business Man with a Voracious Appetite in a World Plagued by Hunger and Poverty.

The Man starts by Eating only a Minor Amount to begin with, but soon He’s Eating More and More He’s simply Never Satisfied. This of course Inevitably leads to a VIOLENT AND NAUSEATING Transformation as the Man is Devoured by His Own Increasing Greediness. Eventually in The End the Greedy Overindulgent Businessman is consumed by his own Greed, and then He Himself is Eaten by the Starving Masses.

La Faim begs the Question “Who Needs Ethic When You Have Everything You Need or Want at Your Finger Tips?”

Thanks for Watching,

Presented By Les Sober

Tidbits For Shits and Giggles :John Kenn Mortensen’s Comic-Dub

In this Installment of Tidbits For Shits and Giggles Features the Work of Danish Artist John Kenn Mortensen(Also Known as Don Kenn) who Writes and Directs Television Shows for Kids, BUT During His Free Time Kenn pays Tribute to the Darker, Disturbing side of Childhood filled with Monsters and Ghosts. Kenn’s Ugly, Terrifying, and Bone Chilling Creatures come Creeping out of the Darkest Childhood Nightmares into a Lurid Limelight. Kenn Draws His Highly Imaginative and Unsettling Scenarios where Children meet Ghastly and Goulash Monsters entirely on Yellow Post-It Notes. The Creative Intimacy of Kenn’s Creepy Creations truly leaves One in a State of Shock and Awe. Enjoy.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented by Les Sober

Sponge Bob’s Cartoon Conspiracy: SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE TAPE (Red Mist)

While Wondering around looking for Future Cartoons That Aren’t For Children content We inadvertently came across a Cartoon Conspiracy of Sorts (that wasFar to Dark and Disturbing for Cartoon’s That Aren’t For Children). The Conspiracy surrounds an Allegedly Leaked Episode of the Extremely Popular Nickelodeon Kid’s Show Sponge Bob Square Pants, and an Episode Titled SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE (Red Mist) that was so Horrific it was NEVER meant to be seen by Anyone Ever Again.

The Story is there was an Intern working at/for The Kid’s Network Nickelodeon, and part of His Job was to review Episodes of Sponge Bob Square Pants. One Morning the Intern was called into the Editing Room where there were Two Fellow Interns along with the Lead Animator and a Couple of Sound Editors. They had just received an Episode of Sponge Bob that was supposed to be Titled” Krabby Cakes”, but the Episode that had been Delivered was Tilted SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE (Red Mist). Initially the Title didn’t raise any Eyebrows since it’s sort of an Industry Insider Joke if You will. Sometimes Shows would be Labeled with Alternate Titles simply as a Joke. Thus Everyone in the Editing room assumed it was just Someone’s Sick Sense of Humor and that was that. Then They Watched It.

During the Initial Viewing the Lead Animator noticed there was a Sudden Flash near the Begging of the Episode. He went back and Replayed that particular part of the Episode Frame By Frame and What He discovered was TRULY HORRIFYING. What had flashed on the Screen was the Photo of a Dead Boy with His Intentions Removed and Piled Next to His Body. As the Show Descended for Weird to Darkly Disturbing the Team found Another Psychotic Photo this time of a Dead Little Girl laying face down in a Pool of Blood with Her Intestines Piled on Her Back. By the End of the Episode 5 to 6 other EXTREMELY GRAPHIC Photos were found Embedded with in it that were Different Pictures (One showed an Unknown Persons Hands as They are Tearing Out the Boy’s Intentions) of the Same Dead Boy form earlier.

Once the Episode was over it was Immediately Turned over to the Police post haste. After the Incident it is Rumored that Everyone there at the Viewing ended up in Therapy suffering from Nightmares, Depression, and Insomnia. Also Allegedly a Female Intern from that Day actually Killed Herself being Unable to Live with What She had Seen. In Spite of all this People are People so its shouldn’t be Surprising that an Anonymous Employee (or possible an Angry Ex-Employee) Leaked the Episode Online where it was Promptly Removed by The Authorities.

The Question remains Who in the fucked up World would create this seriously Sinister Cartoon Episode where the Subject Matter is a Beloved Character commenting Suicide? And that’s Aside from the More fucked up Fact that there were/are Gory Pictures of Dead Kids embedded within it. It is believed that that SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE was traced back to a Scottish Animator Andrew Skinner. Skinner is allegedly Created and Sent the SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE Episode to Nickelodeon. Thats Not all though. Some time after the SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE Incident Skinner was supposedly Arrested and Charged with 9 Counts of Murder including Two Children. This then begs the Question if Skinner is the Creator, and a Serial Killer then are the Embedded Photos His Children Victims?!

Real or Fake it’s Still Some Extremely Sick Shit. Enjoy.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented By Les Sober

Cartoons That Aren’t For Kids: The Sad Tale OF Bad Breath Joe and Smile!

In this Installment of Cartoon’s That Aren’t For Kids We are Amused to Present THE SAD TALE OF BAD BREATH JOE followed by SMILE!

In Spite of its Lengthy Title The Sad Tale of Bad Breath Joe is just a mere 60 seconds of Insanity. What could this Minute of Madness be about Exactly?! After some time Brainstorming and Bouncing Ideas off Each other here are just a few Possibilities. It could be a Cautionary Tale of Choices and Their Consequences, it could be a Commentary on People’s Desire to be Liked/Loved, It may be a Statement on the Fear of Not being Accepted or possibly Singled Out as the Preverbal Black Sheep. It might also be a Commentary on Sacrifice for the Greater Good or on People’s Persecution of People who are perceived Different or Defective. Other things the Cartoon may be addressing are Expectance, Peer Pressure, Society’s Perception of Beauty, a Need to Fit In, Self Confidence, Wanting to Belong, The Hell You Know Might be Better than the One You Don’t, Being Yourself No Matter What, or it very well may just be a Little Taste of Cartoon Crazy So. Enjoy.

SMILE! is Cartoon by Aleksandor Wasilewski which has rather Grim and Ominous Overtones right from the Start. SMILE! has a Stark Black and White Color Scheme as well as Music by the band God Speed You! Black Emperor. SMILE! has an Oppressive feel that is Reminiscent of George Orwell’s Classic Novels Animal Farm and 1984 as the Cartoon Unfolds. The Story is Simple a Forlorn Man sits in front of a Tribunal/Council of Some sort who are all sitting a Commanding Banner that reads SMILE! with a Giant Smily Face On it. All The Council Members are Staring directly at the Forlorn Man while Smiling Manically. Every time the Man is Instructed by a Flashing Sign to Smile the Man must Smile or He is Penalized by the Various Members of the Council. Can the Man find it in Himself to Conform before the Council Kills Him for Non Compliance? You’ll have to See for Yourself. Enjoy.

Thanks for Watching,

Brought to You By Les Sober

Cartoons That Aren’t For Kids: Bingo The Clown-O and Rabbit

Welcome to Today’s Installment of Cartoons That Aren’t For Kids Featuring the Cartoons RABBIT by Run Wrake followed by BINGO THE CLOWN-O Presented by Alias/Wavefront.

RABBIT is a Cartoon that Mimics a Children’s Learning to Read Story Book Circa the 1950’s which focuses on the Day to Day Life of Little Boy and a Little Girl (assumably Siblings). The Children capture a Rabbit and promptly Cut it in Half length wise where upon doing so They discover a Tiny Being referred to as Idol. Idol was living inside of the Rabbit and upon being Discovered Runs Amok around the Kid’s Home until He stops to Eat some Plum Jam. While Eating the Jam Idol kills a Pesky Wasp that Dies turning into a Large Diamond. From there the Children give into Greed Until They Die due to Their own Selfish Desires. This is a Classic Tale of Be careful What You Wish For Because You Might Just GET IT. Enjoy.

BINGO THE CLOWN-O is Presented by Alias/WaveFront and is Based on a Play titled “Disregard This Play”as Preformed by The Neo-Futurists. The Story centers on a Nameless Man who it turns out is Sitting in the Middle of a Large Circus Ring. Throughout the Story the Man is Confronted by a Adult Clown, a Little Girl Clown, and a Mutant simply known as The Money Man (Who asks the Man Mockingly “You’re a Good little Bingo Aren’t You?!”). The Other Characters all Insist the Man is in Fact Bingo the Clown-O. At first the Man denies being Bingo which only serves to Enrage whoever He is currently Confronted by. The Denial inevitably leads whichever Character He’s talk with to Scream in His Face that HE IS BINGO and thats that. Towards the End of the Cartoon the Man starts to second guess Himself as Doubt sets in, and He begins to wonder if He really is Bingo. Right before the Story Ends The Man accepts it as Fact that He IS indeed Bingo the Clown-O.

This Tale seems to be a Cautionary one about Staying true to Yourself, To Hell with Self Doubt, and You aren’t what Others Say or Think You are. The Bottomline is Be Yourself and Remain Free from Outside Influences. Enjoy.

Thanks for Watching,

Brought To you By Les Sober

Cartoons That Aren’t For Kids: The Bad Egg and Molton Light

We start this Installment of Cartoons That Aren’t For Kids with the Award Winning Cartoon “The Bad Egg” Directed by Bala Vikram Veturi. “The Bad Egg” is a Fable of Sorts if You Will, a Cautionary Tale that warns One against the Consequences of Choosing Greed Over Need. That is to Say Choosing What You Want OVER What You Actually Need. Humanity has always, and especially in Today’s Times confused “Want” with “Need”.

A Prime Example of this is When the Wife of a Good Friend of Mine called Me up one Night Engulfed in Frustration. He Told Me that His Wife WANTED to Buy a New 90 inch TV to replace Their 60 Inch TV for NO OTHER REASON than She simply WANTED a Bigger TV in Reality.

When I asked My Friend about His Wife’s Reaction to Him stating the 90 inch TV was a Unnecessary (and bit impulsive) Purchase at the Time He told Me that once He started to Object She told Him that “They NEEDED the New TV.”, and Honestly thats Exactly what She Believed to be True. The Cliche that “Your Possessions End Up Owning You” could Never be Truer.

The Second Cartoon is Chad Van Gaalen’s “Molten Light” by Chad VanGaalen Who did The Animation as well as Providing the Music Accompaniment. “Molton Light” which also Serves as a Cautionary Tale of Revenge Warning One That Their are Consequences for One’s Actions. That and Some of Those Consequences can Hunt You Down and Kill You.

Hope You Enjoyed These Cartoon’s Cautionary Tales of Greed, Jealousy, Murder, Cannibalism, The Supernatural, and Revenge as Much as We Did.

Presented By Les Sober

Cartoon’s That Aren’t For Children: The Backwater Gospel

Welcome To Another Installment of Cartoon’s That Aren’t For Children featuring The Animation Workshop’s THE BACKWATER GOSPEL!!!

The Story The Blackwater Gospel takes Place in the Wild West set in a Small Dessert Town of Religious Fanatics (Lead By A Malicious Reverend Who Believes that One Bad Apple Spoils The Bunch), and is Narrated by a Guitar Strumming Hobo Who Loiters Lazily about whiling the Days Away.

The Town Lives in Mortal Fear of The Demonic Undertaker Who like the Angel of Death comes to Claim The Dead and Their Eternal Souls. When the Undertaker arrives in Town He starts a Mass Panic as The Town’s Folk desperately Wonder “Who is The Undertaker Come For?”

The Tale Takes an even DARKER TWIST as The Question Turns into Chaos which Leads to Killing For NO ONE Wants to be the One Chosen Victim of The Undertaker. Enjoy.

So The Only Question That Remains is Was The Undertaker The Angel of Death or The Devil Himself?!

Presented By Les Sober

Cartoons That Aren’t For Children: Salad Fingers FULL SERIES

FYB has Previously Posted The Animated Short “Salad Fingers Rusty Spoons” By David Firth Which was Taken Down Due to Copyright Issue. Recently it came to Our Attention that Salad Fingers is in Fact a COMPLETE 11 EPISODE SERIES (Including Rusty Spoons). So What did We Decide to Do?!

Well You Guessed it We’re Posting Salad Fingers Episodes (1-11) in Their Entirety.

Welcome One and All to the Debut of FYB’s Theater of the Absurd!

Please Engage Your Suspension of Disbelief, Leave all Logic Behind, Rid Yourself of Rational Thought, and Open Your Mind Without Question.

This Little Diddy was Brought to Our Attention by Our Dear Friend N@P, and We couldn’t be more Thankful.

Sit Back, Relax, Go fucking Insane, and ENJOY.

LADIES & GERMS FYB is Proud to Present to You………

WARNING (To Cover Our Ass): If You Let Your Children Watch The Following Series Even With Your Supervision THEN DON’T BOTHER US IF THEY START ACTING “UNUSUAL” OR “STRANGE”. You’ve Been Warned so it’s NO LONGER OUR ISSUE.

Hope You Enjoyed The Salad Fingers Saga as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented by Les Sober