The Hell if I should Know??!

Hmmmm…. I’m bored and full of insomnia so I thought hey why not write a blong. These are supposed to probably be full of topic and full of relevant thoughts, but I really don’t have one of those right now.  This week I am enigma.  So anyway I keep having all these freaky weird ass dreams about people I went to high school with.  There are fat girls from my high school class getting venegance on the teachers.  Ethnic warfare and preppie kids getting teared apart to smithereens.  Guess those are the dreams we have when we don’t head off to our lame high school reunions.  Thank god too I think I’d rather swallow my own vomit.

Well those are some of the thoughts that make no sense.  Tori Tori Tori Tori!!! Where are you?  You were Tamasi! Where are you now?

Oh jesus and when we finally thought the drama stopped the drama called.  And I answered.  Oh wow!!! It was insane.  I thought drama left me at the bus station last week.  Well the casino.  You probably know.  And now there is this slurping.  Oh that is some porn I forgot about 30 minutes ago.  Slups don’t go well with Tori.  Her concerts were never sponsored by Hoover.  Thats gotta go.  okay it gones.  now im in bliss again.

I hope drama doesnt come to my window.  It used to come there in high school a lot.  But we liked doing headers into my window.  That was like initation.  into my lair.  hahahaha.

I wish I was in the mosh pit.   Break my skull.  Drama poof away.  But she lurks nearby.  The moon is not full but the crazies still saunter on by.  oh hold on.  time to lock the doors and shut the lights.  Hurricane Tina is comin by we need to board this bitch up!

okay that is done now.  Another call from the other side of the galaxy will be comin’ in.  Right in about 12 minutes.  120 it calls.  I’d rather be having a psychic vibe with a lover and not a friend, not the hurricane.  It rings rings rings.  So yeah um back to my dreams I think that was what I started babbling about.

But I’m done.  I cant stop whats coming.  not even you.  cant stop cant stop whats coming, cant stop what is on its way.

she’s less than sure if her heart has come to stay in san jose
and her neverborn child haunts her now
as she speeds down the freeway
as she tries her luck with the traffic police
out of boredom more than spite
she never finds no trouble, she tries too hard
she’s oblivious despite herself

she looks like eva marie saint
in on the waterfront, she says
all she needs is therapy
all you need is love is all you need
ah-ahh

i hope no one dies on my freeway tonight.  last year they did on this day.  im numb to that pain tonight, i made sure to close my channels.  if all that can circle this day is the torch of pain, then i make sure to light my candle in the wind.  drown it out.  drown it out.  try to figure out which puzzles we need to piece together again and which ones we need to burn in eternal hell.  adieu.

By SpaceDog 

Midnight Madness 2017: Textmaniacs Trivial & Torrid Textversations

For what seems to be several years in the early hours on the morning Spacedog and Les Sober have been having extreme, hilarious, absurd, obscene, hardcore, offensive, Lewd, Brain Warping, Crude, Insane, Demented, Ungodly, Disturbed, Severely Mentally unbalanced conversations by phone or text. Les is working on recording and posting said phone conversations, but is dragging his ass post move. In the mean time it was decided that there was NO reason whatsoever not to start transcribing the conversations via text I mean how fucking hard is that?!

Now without further ado here is SpaceDog & Les’s most current Late Night Text Conversation or Textmaniacs Volume 1.

WARNING TO OUR READERS: Textmaniacs by its nature alone is full of Obscenities, Vulgarities, Violent Imagery, Drugs, Blasphemies, Drinking/ Booze, Anti Authority Themes (i.e. Fuck Cops in their Criminal Asses), and is Extremely Sexually Explicit. TEXTMANIACS is for OUR MOST DIEHARD FANS, all others need to think twice and very hard at that before continuing to read further. Thank You and Have A Splendid Day.

 

Les Sober: We’re so far out in the Woods we had to go old school and get a fucking land line.

SpaceDog: A Landline? Hmmm Should I send you a free AOL Dial Up Trial?

Les Sober: No Next I’m getting into Bootlegging Counterfeit Grits or invent GritShine, Moonshine derived from Grits.

SpaceDog: Ok I was completely different types are a bit of that shut shut shut shut shut down to get in on the water with me at the casino in a week trying PvP is it to be honest. Will also tell them they are a bit drunk in love and will also be there was an old people drink in celebration of me. Know a time pause onion on with a silver cock, Silver Cock, SILVER COCK in his mouth and the reason why the men, and will be a fugitive this is is guaranteed to get your ass flagged or vomit to get in with a Silver Cock in in his mouth, and I have, have, have a Citi MasterCard. The reasonI wanted you traveling journey with me emails from people bit drunk in luv with a Silver Cock in his mouth of a bit drunk too many of of the casino in a week trying PvP. Is it to be honest I was completely sober, but I’m not sure if you want to go to to go to to go to s and the reason I was, was an awkward pause awkward you are not, not or

Les: Did you say Fugitive Night at some fucking point?? Fugitive Night sounds liken of those Lady Porno Smut Books at the checkout line at the fucking grocery store LMFAO.

SpaceDog: Like the kind you used to have in your car? LOL

Les Sober: Thats Me Baby 55 years old, and Thats Me Baby.