I’m not a morning person, nor am I an Afternoon person. I am the typical Night Owl exemplified a thousand fold. I get my so called second wind around 10:30-11:00pm and by say 2 am I’m up and running firing on all cylinders.
I have a tendency to text bomb Spacedog since he doesn’t mind fielding an avalanche of texts at all hours of the night, and more importantly Spacedog is one of the very few people I can write/text/say anything to. Thus I text the most extremely perverted, obscene, Absurd, Foul, Offensive, Insulting, Outrageous, Raunchy, Demented, Insanely Crazy, Controversial, Unorthodox, and “WTF” texts his way.
Last Night was no acceptation. The following are texts I sent to Spacedog starting at 1:49am with the last text sent around 3:00am.
1:49am The Insanity Ensues:
My Feet Wreak Of Scotch
It was actually a decent dinner party until Eric tickled Theresa’s twat, and one of his sausage fingers slipped through her beef curtains ending up knuckle deep in her happy humping hole. At that point we were all kicked the hell out drunk as drunk can be into the nefarious night.
Bollywood has an emerging Pornography industry that has actual 4 hour long fucking musical orgies of Singing, Sexing, Dancing & Dicking with the Super Slutty Cunny Sutra.
My New Favorite Insult: “Go Fucking Fist Yourself” or “Go Fist Fuck Your Face”
Karl got his cock cut off down at the Slimy Sausage Packaging Plant by humping on a Industrial Disemboweling-Internal Organ Processing Machine.
“DAMN THESE ELECTRIC SEX PANTS!”
Masa Clitty world renowned Scottish Folk Singer and Exquisite Anal Gaping Artist
Look Into The Eye Of My Ass To See What Shit IS Going Down.
Feel the Wrath of a Drunk Skunk Rage Humping Your Leg and Cumming on your socks for Spite.
Over Time How Far Do Vaginal Lips Sag as they head South?!
I’m suffering the onset symptoms of Saggy Senior Scrotum Aging Disorder, so I scheduled an appointment to Botox my Balls Tomorrow at 5:30 the AMs
Phil was a generally smart motherfucker who was killed by a Cannibal when he mistakenly told the Cannibal to “Eat My Ass”
The Young Cocksman Vs. The Salty Yogurt Singers for the Best New Porno Punk Rock Group 2017
If He Be a She and She Be a He then aren’t we just back where we started?!
New Porn Title: Licking Lot Lizards: The Trucker Fucker Union
Boner Toner For All Your Porn Star Needs.
I’m not giving coal to the people I deem to have been naughty this year. Instead I will be giving them 3 Pounds of Unwashed Wild Pif Pubes.
Sci Fi Porn is just Fucking With Phasers.
SciFi Pornos: All Alien Anal 11
HOLY ANAL GAPING GOPHERS BATMAN!
Can Drag Queens hide their Balls by sticking them in their butts?!
Justin Bieber’s Man Beaver
My New Death Metal Punk Band is Called THE MANGLED MANGINAS
Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Off, and Get It Out
They be Swank Fucking Fancy.
TODAY AT 5:56am Text From Spacedog
Hi. New Blog? Lol
Thanks for Das READ,
Les Sober 