Saturday Slasher Cinema: SLEEPAWAY CAMP

Welcome to Another Installment of Saturday Slasher Cinema Featuring the 1983 Cult Favorite Slasher Horror Movie SLEEPAWAY CAMP (Released as Nightmare Vacation in the UK) Written and Directed by Robert Hiltzik Who Also Served as the Film’s Executive Producer.

                   

Sleepaway Camp was Released during the Slasher Genre’s Heyday, the Movie is Best Known for its INFAMOUS TWIST ENDING, and is Considered to be one of the Genre’s MOST SHOCKING! Since its Release Sleepaway Camp has Received a Positive Critical Response and a Dedicated Cult Following. The Movie tells the Story of a Young Girl sent to a Summer Camp that becomes the Site of a Series of Murders Shortly after Her Arrival.

                   

Synopsis: 

Following a Horrible Boating Accident that Kills Her Family, Shy, Sullen Angela moves in with Her Eccentric Aunt Martha and Her protective Cousin Ricky. One Particular Summer Aunt Martha sends Angela and Ricky to Camp Arawak. Soon after Their Arrival Bizarre and INCREASINGLY VIOLENT Accidents claim the Lives of Various Campers. Who is the Psychotically Twisted Individual Responsible for these Gruesome Murders? The Reveal of the Homicidal Camp Killer’s True Identity is One of the Most SHOCKING CLIMAXES in the History of the American Horror Cinema.

Enjoy.

We Hope You Enjoyed this Tale of Summer Camp Slaughter as Much as We Did.

Thanks For Watching,

Presented By Les Sober 

Saturday Slasher Cinema: MANIAC COP

Welcome to the Fourth Saturday Slasher Cinema where We are Happy (and We’re Guessing So Are You)  to Bring You Something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than the Last Three Saturday Slashers Cinemas.

This Weeks Saturday Slasher Cinema Feature Film is the 1988 Action Slasher Movie MANIAC COP Written By Larry Cohen and Directed By William Lustig. The Movie is Centered around Officer Matthew Cordell (AKA the Maniac Cop) a Murderous Ex-Cop Who has Returned From the Dead, and Seeks Revenge on the People That Wronged Him. Cordell a Once Respected Policeman with a Penchant for Brutality and Excessive Force, He found Himself an Unwitting Target when He Stumbles upon Rampant Corruption at City Hall. Cordell is Tried, Convicted, and Sent to Prison, where He is Attacked by Fellow Prisoners and is Presumed Dead….

                

Plot Summary:

Innocent People are being Brutally Murdered on the Streets of New York City by who Witness All Agree is a Uniformed Police Officer. As the Death Toll Rises and City Hall attempts a Cover-up, Detective Lieutenant Frank McCrae Heads has been Assigned to Crack the Case of The Alleged Killer Cop. Soon the Investigation finds a Suspect in its Own Ranks: Young Cop Jack Forrest (Played by the Legendary B Horror Movie Actor Bruce Cambell) who was Set Up By the Actual Killer and a Mysterious Woman Phone Caller. Now Forrest, His Girlfriend and Fellow Police Officer Theresa, and McCrae Set Out to Solve the Puzzle to Clear Forrest Name Before The Maniac Cop Kills Again!

               

Movie Tagline: “You have the Right to Remain Silent…. Forever!”

Enjoy.

Thanks For Watching,

Presented By     Les Sober & FYB

A Sick Saturday Cinema One Movie Double Feature: TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD

FYB is Deviously Delighted to Bring You the 1972 Spanish- Portuguese Zombie Horror Film TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD Written and Directed by Amando de Ossorio. The Original Spanish Title is La note del terror ciego which Translates to The Night of the Blind Terror in English. The Film was the First in Ossorio’s “Blind Dead” Series that Spawned Three Sequels, and Who’s Success Helped Kickstart the Spanish Horror Movie Boom in the 1970’s.

              

This Movie Presentation is a Little Different than the Normal FYB Format Granted, But Aside from that Please Allow Us to Explain Ourselves. This Particular Double Feature is the Same Movie and there is a Reason for that. The First Version is the English Version then Following it is the Original Spanish-Portuguese Version. Aside from the Fairly Obvious Difference of Subtitles there are In Fact Several Major Differences Between the Two Versions of The Tombs of the Blind Dead..

In the English Version a Flashback of the Living Nights Templar Torturing and Drinking the Blood of a Female Victim was Removed from the Beginning of the Movie. Most of the SEX AND GORE was Removed from the English Version as Well which was Heavily Edited By American Film Distributers. For Example The Scene Depicting the Lesbian Relationship between Betty and Virginia, a Scene in which Pedro Rapes Betty, and a Sequence on a Train in Which the Knights Kill a Woman in Front of Her Child were All Removed.

              

Brief Plot Summary: In the 13th Century there Existed a LEGION OF EVIL Renegade Knights known as the Templars, Who Quested for Eternal Life by DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD and Committing HUMAN SACRIFICES FOR SATAN! Executed for Their Unholy Black Magic and Inhuman Savagery, the Templar’s Bodies were left Out for The Crows to Peck Out Their Eyes. Now in Modern Dat Portugal, a Group of Unsuspecting People stumble Upon the Templar’s Abandoned Monastery, Thus Reviving Their ROTTING ZOMBIFIED CORPSES to Terrorize the Land Feasting on the Blood of the Living!!

Enjoy.

We Hope You Enjoyed This Tale of The Undead Monk Madness and Murder as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented By    Les Sober &  FYB  

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FYB Wicked Wednesday Movie: THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY!

FYB is Proud as a Pig in Shit to Bring You the Italian Cult Horror Movie THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY Directed By the Goliath of Gore Lucio Fulci!

            

Brief Plot Summery:

When the Boyle Family temporarily moves not a Mason near Boston so the Father can do some Research, His Son Bob starts seeing the Ghostly Spector of a Young Girl motioning to Him, and this leads Bob to uncover the Basement’s TERRIBLE SECRET! Lurking in the Shadows of the Gloomy Basement lives Dr. Freudstein who has been residing in the Basement since 1879 after He was Banned from the Medical Profession, and has managed to keep Himself Alive by Murdering the Various Residents of the House and Harvesting Their Cells to Keep His Body Going.

A Grossly Oversized Bat Attacks the Father, Floors come Apart and Crush Unsuspecting Victims, and at one Point the Bob’s Head is Held against the Basement Door by the Evil Doctor while HIs Father is Wildly Swinging an Ax through the Door to Save His Son’s Life. Scenes like these and Others are the REAL OBJECTIVE of the Movie-The Strange and Irresolute Ending, and the Leaps and Gaps in the Storyline, are Prime Indicators that alll Else is Dispensable Pretext- GORE IS THE GOAL, AND IT’S DELIVERED IN SICKENING DOSES!!!

            

Some People’s Opinions of the Movie:

“The House by the Cemetery is truly unsettling experience whose different parts never quite add up to a coherent whole, and linger in the Darkest Passageways of the Mind.” -Anton Bitel (VODzilla.co)

“What No to Love about film that has a Haunted House, a Mad Scientist, A Cemetery, Flesh Eating Cellar Dwelling Zombies, an Evil Imaginary Friend, A Clueless Cavalcade of Victims, Gore Galore, AND an Over The Top Vampire Bat-Bite?” – Staci Layne Wilson (Horror.Com)

“I had a Blast with this Horror Classic even if it is Highly Evocative of Other Isolated Scary House Movies.” -Ed Travis (Hollywood Jesus)

“Wonder after Grimy Wonder.” – Fernando F. Croce (CinePassion)

“The Violence Inflicted on the Various Characters throughout the Film (which includes GOUGING, STABBING, THROAT RIPPING, DISMEMBERMENT, AND DECAPITATION) is nothing Compared to the Violence Fulci Inflicts on Logic and Storytelling.”

-James Kendrick (Q Network FIlm Desk)

Enjoy.

We Hope You Enjoyed This Little Mash Up of Murder and Mutilation as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented By Les Sober

Friday Splatter Horror Movie: COLOR ME BLOOD RED!

FYB is Delighted to bring You Tonight’s feature the 1965 Cult Classic Splatter COLOR ME BLOOD RED by None Other than “The Godfather of Gore” Herschell Gordon Lewis! Color ME Blood Red is the Third Movie in what Fan’s have Dubbed Lewis’s Trilogy of Blood/Gore along with Lewis’s Blood Feast 1963  (Also Featured on FYB), and Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964).

           

Brief Plot Summery: Color ME Blood Red is The Gruesome and Gory Tale of the Temperamental and Annoyingly Pompous Painter Adam Sorg. Adam is obsessed with becoming the Next Big Thing in the Fine Art World, and is Desperately trying to Sell His Paintings to a Local Art Gallery. A Prestigious Art Critic who was invited to the Exaction is Shocked and Appalled by the Sorg’s work much to His Dismay. The Critic makes a Snide Comment about how Sorg’s Paintings Lack True Color which set Sorg off Down a DARK, BLOODY, AND MURDEROUS PATH to Critical Acceptance.

           

Later back at Sorg’s Art Studio His Obnoxious Girlfriend accidentally Cuts Her Finger on a Nail sticking out of a Painting Frame. Sorg sees the Blood on the Canvas and His Psychotic Mindset leads Him to Believe that Blood provides the Color His Art has been Lacking. While convincing His Girlfriend to Use Her Blood She Recoils at the Thought, and tells Sorg to use His Own Blood. Sorg takes Her up on Her advice and Starts Painting Using HIs Own Blood, But there’s the Demented Dilemma that Sorg’s Body can Only Produce so Much Blood. Sorg then turns to Brutally Killing Female Models and HARVESTING THEIR BLOOD as a Source of Color for His Ongoing Works. Will Sorg’s Self Indulgent Slaughterfest make Sorg the Artistic Icon He Yearns to Be, Or Just an Insane Self Absorbed Serial Killer?! You’ll have to Watch and See. Enjoy

Hope You Enjoyed this Bloody Little Art Lesson as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented By Les Sober

FYB Saturday Splatter Movie: BLOOD FEAST!

FYB is Ecstatic to bring You what is Considered to be the First Ever Splatter Film EVER MADE! This Video Nasty is the Cult Classic BLOOD FEAST composed, Shot, and Directed by “The Godfather of Gore” Herschell Gordon Lewis Himself. BLOOD FEAST immediately became Notorious for its EXPLICIT VIOLENCE AND GORE. Also the Main Character/Killer Fuad Ramses has been described as “The Original Machete-Wielding Madman”open the Door for Future Characters such as Micheal Myers (Halloween Franchise) and Jason Vorhees (Friday The 13th Franchise).

           

Brief Synopsis: Fuad Ramses and His Family have relocated from America to France, where They Own and Operate an American Style Diner. Unfortunately for the Ramses Business is less than Stealer so Fuad takes a Night Job working in the Museum of Ancient Egyptian Culture. There He is compulsively drawn to a Seductive Statue of the Ancient Egyptian Goddess Ishtar. Before long the Statue of Ishtar starts speaking to Fuad through Visions, and Finally succumbs to Her DEADLY DESIRES!

After Surrendering to The Statue of Ishtar’s Malevolent Charms Fuad begins a New Life in which MURDER AND CANNIBALISM become His Daily Routine. He starts to Prepare a Ritual Feast to Honor Ishtar with a Lavish Affair SOAKED IN BLOOD, ORGANS, AND INTESTINES OF HIS VICTIMS! As The Butchered Bodies are stacked upon the Alter of Ishtar, Fuad slowly Descends Deeper Into Utter Insanity until He serves Only as Ishtar’s Human Puppet. The Only Issue is Ishtar Thirsts Not Just For HUMAN BLOOD, but She wants the Blood of Fuad’s Wife and Daughter as well!

           

What Have People Said about BLOOD FEAST? Find Out Below.

“I’ve often referred to BLOOD FEAST as a Walt Whitman Poem. It’s No Good, but it was the first of its Type” -Herschell Gordon Lewis

“It was the first Gore Movie….Now, it looks kind of funny, but it’s still REALLY SICK.” -Lux Interior (Horror Aficionado)

“Offensive, Nasty, Shabby, and Revolting, but also Great Fun, if You can Stand the Sight of BLOOD AND GUTS.” -Jerry Renshaw  (Austin Chronicle)

“This is One of the Most Important Releases in Film History, Ushering in a New Acceptance of EXPLICIT VIOLENCE that was Obviously just waiting to be Exploited.” -Dennis Schwartz (Ozus’ World Movie Reviews)

           

BLOOD FEAST Tag Lines Include:

  • Nothing so Appalling in the Annals of Horror!
  • ADULT HORROR!
  • Weird, Grisly Ancient Rite Horrendously Brought to Life in BLOOD COLOR!
  • You’ll Recoil and Shudder as You witness the SLAUGHTER AND MUTILATION of Nubile Young Girls-in a Weird and Horrendous Ancient Rite!

A Nightmare of PURE GORE in VIVID BLOOD COLOR!

Enjoy.

(NOTE TO READER: If You don’t want to Read all the Shit I wrote above OR are Not Totally Sure if Based on what You read if this Movie is For You RELAX. We have included the Official BLOOD FEAST Trailer for You to check Out First if Need Be.)

We Hope You Enjoyed this Splatterday Special as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented By Les Sober

Friday Splatter Cinema Movie: THE BURNING MOON

FYB is Truly Psyched to Present One of the Goriest Splatter Movies EVER MADE Uncut, Uncensored, and Unconscionable as Ever. It’s None the then the Shot on VHS Notorious 1992 the German Cult Classic THE BURNING MOON Directed by Olaf Ittenbach!!!

           

Briefest of Plot Summaries:

The Burning Moon depicts a Junkie and Juvenile Delinquent, Named Peter, reading to HIGHLY GRUESOME Bedtime Stories To His Younger Sister (Which are Extremely Inappropriate for Children and Adults Alike) to His Kid Sister. In the First Story Titled “Julia’s Love” a Young Woman is out on a Blind Date who just so Happens to be a SERIAL KILLER! The Second Story Tilted “The Purity” follows a MURDERING PSYCHOTIC PRIEST and the MURDER of the Suspected Killer by an Enraged Villager, who is then SENT TO HELL and is TORTURED!

           

What Can Be Said about Such a Film? Here are Just a Few Peoples Thoughts on the Subject.

“Believe the hype! One of the goriest, nastiest, ad angriest horror films ever shot.” -Twitch Films

“The most lethally fucked up dose of depravity you will ever experience.”       -Severin Films

“The cinematic equivalent of humping gravestones after midnight on meth.” – Vice

“as much a splatter as humanly Possible in just over an hour and a half”  Mondo Digital

“If Peckinpah and Fulci ever has a crack baby that picked up a camcorder, this would be the result.” -Oh, The Horror!

“It will rip your dick off and shit on it.” – AGFA HQ

           

“German film Olaf Ittenbach didn’t just make The Burning Moon, he got away with it. It’s the sort of film that makes you want to call the Police. Detailing detestable murders…(Ittenbach’s Opus) concludes with a shocking decent into one of the most gruesome movie depictions of Hell Ever conceived.” -William Babbiani CraveOnline

Note to Viewers: We couldn’t locate an Original  Copy in German of The Burning Moon that had Subtitle/Closed Caption Options, BUT Fear Not! Funny Enough We found an Original Copy Below Dubbed in Spanish that DID OFFER SUBTITLE/CLOSED CAPTION OPTION. Enjoy.

Hope You Enjoyed this Piece of Hellish Horror as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented By Les Sober

FYB Sunday Night Slaughter Cinema: The Mountain Of The Cannibal God!!!

FYB Sunday Night Slaughter Cinema is Prouder than a Pig in Shit to Present the 1978 Italian Cannibal Horror Film THE MOUNTAIN OF THE CANNIBAL GOD! The Film was also Widely Released in the America in 1979 under the Title Slave of the Cannibal God, and was released in the UK under the Alternate Title Prisoner of the Cannibal God (The Film was Subsequently BANNED until 2001 due to the Films GRAPHIC VIOLENCE, and was considered a “Nasty Video”).

           

Plot Summery:

Susan Stevenson is trying to find Her Missing Anthropologist Husband, Henry, Deep in the Jungle of New Guinea. Along with Her brother Author Susan enlists the Services of Professor Edward Foster who thinks Her Husband may have headed for the Mountain Ra Ra Me. The Locals believe that the Mountain is CURSED, and the Authorities will NOT Allow Expeditions there, so the Search Party sneaks into the Jungle disregarding the Locals and the Law. Along Their Search the Group meets fellow Explorer Manolo who agrees to Join Them on Their Expedition. Matters become even more complicated as it becomes evident None of the Search Party are in fact concerned about Finding Susan’s Missing Husband including Susan Herself.

           

Upon arriving at the Mountain, Author is KILLED and Manolo and Susan are Captured by a PRIMITIVE TRIBE OF CANNIBALS and taken to Their Camp. Once They reach the Camp They discover the Cannibals Worshipping the DEAD REMAINS of Susan’s Husband (Who’s still Ticking Geiger Counter is mistaken by the Cannibals for Author’s still Beating Heart). Susan is subsequently Spared  from being SLAUGHTERED, and the Tribe of Cannibals Feast on other HUMAN AND REPTILE FLESH. Manolo is tied up and TORTURED, while the Other Members of the Group are EATEN. Meanwhile Susan has been transformed by Two Tribal Women into the embodiment of a Living Goddess. Manolo and Susan eventually manage to escape the Clutches of the Cannibals each having Suffered and Endured Their own Ordeals. Enjoy.

We Hope You Enjoyed The Cannibalistic Carnage as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented by Les Sober

FYB’S Fucked Up Friday Film: COMBAT SHOCK!

FYB is Psyched to Present this Fucked Up Friday Film COMBAT SHOCK!! Combat Shock is a Cult Classic War Drama Written, Produced, and Directed by Buddy Giovinazzo and Starring His Brother Rick GioVinazzo. Combat Shock was Released in 1986 to Mixed Negative and Critical Reviews with the Acceptation of a Small Cult Following of Fans, and is Distributed by None Other then Indie Film Icon  TROMA ENTERTAINMENT!

           

“Filled to the brim with Nerve-Shredding Nihilism, Total Despair, and a Take No Prisoners Attitude…Combat Shock is one of the Bleakest Films you’ll ever have the chance to see.” – Kurt Dahlke (DVD Talk)

“Combat Shock is Dismal and Depressing, and in its Nerve-Wracking Realism it makes Zero Excuses for the Establishment and its Indifference.” – Film Threat

“But this Downer Drama…might be Too Much Horror for the viewer to take without any light moments.”- Dennis Schwartz (Ozus’ World Movie Reviews)

           

Brief Pot Summer: Set in Staten Island Combat Shock follows Unemployed Vietnam Vet and Prisoner of War Frankie. Frankie who suffers from a Severe Case of PTSD lives in Complete Poverty in a Squalid Apartment with His Pregnant Nagging Wife and DEFORMED BABY Boy. Frankie is convinced the reason for His Son being a Deformed Mutant is due to the Fact He was Exposed to the CHEMICAL WEAPON AGENT ORANGE while serving His Country in Vietnam. Surround by the Depravity of Urban Life and Crime Frankie’s Sanity Starts to Slip. Frankie’s inability to find gainful Employment fuel’s His DEADLY DOWNWARD SPIRAL into Insanity, Murder,  Petty Crime, and Death! Enjoy.

We Hope You Enjoyed this Demented Tale of Destitution and Madness as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented By Les Sober