FYB’s Friday Night’s Insane Cinima

Welcome One and All to Tonight’s FYB Friday Night’s Insane Cinima Tonight We have a VERY SPECIAL TREAT and What is It?!

It’s The Icon of Independent Film for Over 45 Years Straight from HELL’S KITCHEN NYC it’s Troma Picture’s

For Over 45 Years Troma Founders the Legendary KINGS OG CULT FILMS Lloyd Kauffman and Micheal Hurtz have been making Independent Films Their Way with No Regrets. Troma has become a Unstoppable Phenomenon all Its Own bringing Audiences Films They might NEVER Otherwise have a Chance to See to Their Own Unapologetic Fuck You Hollywood Brand of Horror /Comedy Films. Troma’s Movies have Gained a Reputation among Cinephiles for They’re No Hold Barred Brand of  Juvenile Humor, Over the Top Gore, and Alternative Comedy.

       

Plot Summery: Troma High School located in Tromaville NJ next to a Nuclear Power Plant has a Problem. An accident at the Next Door Nuclear Plant has caused TOXIC RADIOACTIVE SLUDGE to Slowly Seep Out into the Surrounding Town of Tromaville!!! Over Night the Nerdy Straight A Honor Society transforms into a Violent Drug Dealing Gang of Law Breaking Thugsknow as The CRETINS! The Creatins start Peddling Their own Special Strain of Pot around School (which is Hydrated by The Leaking TOXIC NUCLEAR RUN OFF!!!). Then the Students at Troma High Suddenly  start to MUTATE INTO SEX STARVED PSYCHOS!!! Not to mention the SLIME COVERED MURDEROUS CREATURE thats Hunting for Human Victims in the Hallways.

The Class of Nuke ‘Em High has be Referred to as “Like The Breakfast Club, Only Not as Stupid, and Really, Really Drunk.”

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MOVIE CONTAINS CONTENT THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED. Enjoy.

Hope You Enjoyed Tonights Circus of The Insane Meets The Theater of The Absurd.

 Brought to You by Les Sober (1:55 am)

FYB’s Saturday Night Controversial Cinema: FREAKSHOW!

FYB is Proud to Present the CONTROVERSIAL 1932 Film FREAKS!

Freaks is a GROTESQUE Horror Movie about REVENGE Produced and Directed by Tod Browning. The Original Version of the Film with a Running Time of 90 Minutes was Considered TOO SHOCKING TO BE RELEASED!!! Several Scenes had to be Cut resulting in a Running time of 64 Minutes. The Original Version NO LONGER EXISTS!

Despite the EXTENSIVE CUTS, The Movie was NEGATIVELY RECEIVED by Audiences (recording a Loss of $164,000) and The Film Remained an Object of EXTREME CONTROVERSY! Today the Scenes that were Removed are Considered Lost.

FREAKS was considered so CONTROVERSIAL it Ended Tod Browning’s Career due to the Fact that after FREAKS Release NO ONE in Hollywood Wanted to Work For or With Him. This was Greatly in part Due to Browning’s use of REAL LIFE Circus Shade Show Performers/Acts. This was Perceived by the Film Industry and by Members of the Public as a TOO GRAPHIC, DISTASTEFUL, AND EXPLOITIVE Display of Humans with the SEVEREST PHYSICAL DISABILITIES. By 1932 Freak Shows had Lost Their Popularity among the Public and had Become Looked Down On as Low Entertainment. Also Disabled People were now Subjected to Sympathy/Pity rather than Gawking and Ridicule.

   

FREAKS became the ONLY MGM FILM Ever to be PULLED FROM RELEASE Before Completing its Domestic Engagements (Which Means They Pulled it From Theaters). Because the Film was thought to be OVERLY EXPLOITIVE, FREAKS was BANNED in SEVERAL COUNTRIES, and in the United Kingdom FREAKS was BANNED FOR 30 YEARS!

Some Reviewers Went on Record Stating:

“Any One Who considers this Entertainment should be Placed in the Pathological Ward (Psych Ward) in some Hospital” -Harrison’s Reports

“There is NO EXUSE for this Picture. It took a Weak Mind to Produce and it takes a STRONG STOMACH to Look at It.” -The Kansas City Star

“(FREAKS) is an OUTRAGEOUS ONSLAUGHT upon the Feelings, the Senses, the Brains, and Stomachs of an Audience.” The Hollywood Reporter

Plot Summery: Circus Dwarves Hans and Frieda and Engaged to be Married. They Work in a Tight-Knit Community of “Freaks” that includes a “Human Torso”, a Pair of Conjoined Twins, a “Half Boy”, and Other Assorted Characters (Who were Actual Sideshow Performers Too). The Conniving Gold Digger Trapeze Artist Cleopatra a “Normal” , learns that Hans has a Large Inheritance, and She Seduces Him for His Fortune.

At the Wedding Feast after They Marry, Cleopatra is Offered Initiation into the Freak’s Community. However She Rejects the Freaks and Turns against Hans. Soon After , the Freaks learn that Cleopatra and Her Boyfriend, the Strongman Hercules, have begun POISONING Hans.

In RETALIATION for this Attempted MURDER, the Freaks ATTACK Cleopatra and Hercules in a Climactic Rainstorm Chase Scene. In The End Cleopatra and Hercules learn What Being a True Freak Really Means!

WARNING! The Following Film Contains Content That Some Viewers May Find Objectionable VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

“Gooba Gabba Gooba Gobble One Of US!” Goodnight and Sleep Tight.

Thanks for Reading/Viewing,

Presented by Les Sober FYB (12:26 am)

FYB’s Saturday Night Gorefest Film: Blood Sucking Freaks

Tonight FYB brings You the Exploitation Gore Filled Splatter Film BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS!!!! Written and Directed by Joel M. Reed

Blood Sucking Freaks was Filmed under the Title SARDU:MASTER OF THE SCREAMING VIRGINS, but it was Retitled THE INCREDIBLE TORTURE SHOW for its Original Theatrical Run. When Film Distributer Troma Entertainment Acquired the Film They Retitled it BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS (Sometimes Spelled: BLOODSUCKING FREAKS)

       

Various Torture Methods Depicted in BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS include, but are Not Limited to Thumb Screw, a Skull Crushed by a Vice, Amputation Using a Bone Saw, Cutting Off Of Fingers with a Meat Cleaver, Electro-Shock, Suspension, Teeth Extraction, An Electric Drill through The Skull with the Victim’s Brains Sucked Out with a Straw, the Severing of Feet with a Chainsaw, Stretching on St. Andrew’s Cross, Caning, Whipping, Brainwashing, Quartering, and Decapitation by Guillotine.

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!

THIS FILMS CONTAINS DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE, BLOOD SHED,GORE, MURDER, AND TORTURE THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE, SICKENING, TROUBLING, REVOLTING, DISTURBING, OR NAUSEATING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS EXTREMELY ADVISED!!! FYB ADVISES THAT NO ONE UNDER THE AGE A 21 VIEW THIS FILM.

Hope You Enjoyed Tonight’s Trip Down the Rabbit Hole to Hell. Good Night and Sleep Tight.

Thanks for Viewing,

 Brought to You By Les Sober (12:o7 AM)

FYB Presents: A Saturday Midnight Splatter Film

Tonight Fiends We have a VERY SICK SPECIAL FEATURE FILM for You!

Tonights Film is No Other than the Original 1970 American Gore Cult Classic”THE WIZARD OF GORE” By The Legendary Director, Splatter Film Genre Creator,  and The Godfather of Gore ……….

Herschell Gordon Lewis

Plot Summery: Master Illusionist and Madman Montag The Magnificent Uses His Ability to Hypnotize and  Control the Thoughts of Audience Members in order to Stage GRUESOME ILLUSIONS INVOLVING THE GRAPHIC MAIMING AND MUTILATION of the “Volunteer” Utilizing His MIND BENDING POWER!!

A Local TV Talk Show Host Sherry, and Her Boyfriend Jack begin to Investigate Montag, and as They do They Begin to Wonder if Montag’s Extremely Violent  Performances aren’t a Trick at All , but are ACTUALLY REAL!!

       

WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING FILM CONTAINS SCENES OF GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND ACTS OF TORTURE THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND DISTURBING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS SERIOUSLY ADVISED. Enjoy.

Well Thats All The Murder and Mayhem for Now.

Good Night and Sleep Tight.

 Presented By Les Sober

(Posted 12:18 am)

Movie Lovers This is for YOU………

If Your the type of Movie Fan that enjoys B Horror,  Splatter, Slasher, Documentary, Independent, Troma, Punk Sci Fi, Underground, Banned, Forbidden, Controversial, Shockumentary , Giallo, Mondo, Grindhouse, Foreign, Cult,  Unconventional, Experimental, Apocalyptic Sci fi, Gorno, Splatstick, 70’s & 80’s Cannibal, Speculative Sci Fi or Found Footage Movies then This My Friend is for YOU………

COMING SOON FROM

N@P Inc., Lost Soul Studios, and Ponder This Pictures

in Conjunction With

Perverse Pictures and F-YourMovie

   

Present The TR McCoy’s Darkly Demented Documentary

“Shoot My Face Off…I LIKE IT! : Gamings Greatest Urban Legend”

In the Fall of 9/23/05  the Gaming World was set on FIRE like NEVER BEFORE when The Secretive Japanese Video Game Company Seki No Owari Released Their Instant Hit “Shoot My Face Off…I LIKE IT!”

By 12/16/05 “Shoot My Face Off…I LIKE IT!” was BANNED IN 189 out of the 195 Countries Around THE WORLD, was #1 on The Forbes 500 List, Revived the Underground Gamer Black Market, Discontinued by Seki No Owari who then went on to Destroy ANY AND All Evidence that the Game EVER EXISTED.

Billions of Dollars. Millions of Questions. Hundreds of Investigation.

ZERO ANSWERS.

(Please Enjoy The Following Collection of Movie Posters)

     

      

       

      

      

     

     

     

      

     

   

Thanks for Reading & STAY TUNED!   By Les Sober