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Carmen’s Banana Cooking Episode #41

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring CARMEN’S BANANA COOKING EPISODE #41. Carmen’s Banana Cooking Show  Aired on Austin Community  Television (Public Access) on Channel 10 on Fridays at 10pm from 1984 until 1992. Carmen would Cook Up Banana Dishes, Showcase Local Talent, and Go on Countless 80’s Austin Adventures. The Show’s Viewing Audience was Comprised of Actual Real Fans as well as Those Who were Fans of the Surreal Absurd fucking Freak Show Factor. The Show was Recently Rescued and Restored Carmen’s Banana Cooking is Streaming for Free On Youtube, and it has an Official Website. Also an Interesting Fact is Every Single Episode of Carmen’s Banana Cooking Show was Produced by Steven David Video.

The Host is a Ugly motherfucker in Wannabe Chiquita Banana Drag with Prosthetics (But remember They weren’t like the Prosthetics used in TV and Film Today. Take for Example Carmen’s Massive Quadruple DD Tits that were made from fucking Paper Mache for fucks sake), and the Finest fucking Dollar Store Wig Available. Carmen is Also Adorned with some Seriously fucking Tacky Banana Gimmick that looks like Some shit You’d buy for a fucking Halloween Costume. As for Carmen’s Make Up it Looks like a Piece of fucking Trailer Park Dwelling Piece of White Trash hooked up with a fucking Las Vegas Meth Addicted $2 Hooker and had a fucking Kid. Also We must fucking Warn You that at the Beginning Carmen Sings some Old Ass Love Song and Sings it HORRIBLY that it makes American Idol Rejects look Talented.

          

Episode Synopsis: First and Foremost the Show has Insanely Shitty Production Value and is EXTREMELY fucking Low Quality as it fucking gets. As We just Mentioned Above the Show Starts with Carmen Murdering the fuck Out of some Back in the Day Love Song. Then Carmen’s Big Sister Karma Stops by for some Utterly Unknown Reason. Karma then Dumps a Basket of what fucking else Bananas and Proceeds to Read Them like Some Sort of Shaman Mystic Medicine Man. Now it’s Not exactly Clear but it Seems that the Banana Basket Bullshit was to Confirm the Winner of the 1988 Election or at Least that’s what the Two Started Babbling About Almost Incoherently.

Our Favorite Line is when Carmen tells Her Sister as Her Sister is Leaving “We’ll Twist Up a few Banana Peels” Not too fucking Subtle Smoke Weed Much? FYI We Smoke Weed so We’re Not talking some Straight Edge Happy Horseshit. The Episode Ends by Transitioning from the Show’s Set to Some Asshole in Bed with Leopard Themed Pillows, Sheets, and Shit Wearing a Cheap Latex Mask (The Kind Used in the Human Doll Fetish). Now whoever the fuck it is or Supposed to be Doesn’t say a single fucking Word and Body Language is as if the Camera Man just Walked into Their Bedroom and Surprised Them so Their Acting all Shyly Taken Aback.

It is What it Is,

   Presented By Les Sober  

FYB’s Salute To Eccentrics: Goddess Bunny Part 1 The Forgotten Story of Hollywood Icon Goddess Bunny

In this Installment of FYB’s Salute to Eccentrics We Showcase Entertainer/Singer/ Actress/ Model/ American Drag Icon Sandy Crisp AKA The Goddess Bunny.

We first came across The Goddess Bunny when We posted The Video “Obey The Walrus” which was predominately Footage of The Goddess Bunny Tap Dancing. We were so Enamored We HAD to Learn More since What We had Found Out We felt was rather Insufficient.

To Recap The Goddess Bunny is Johnnie Biama who Identifies as Transgender, and is a Testament to Overcoming the Brutal Hardships of Life Itself. Biama contracted Polio as an Infant and was later Abandoned by His Mother who Turned him over to the Foster Care System as a Young Boy, and Biama grew up in Various Foster Homes for Disabled Children

While growing up Biama was both Physically and Emotionally Abused at the Hands of Countless Foster Family members. Not only did Biama suffer horribly at the Hands of Several Foster Families, BUT She was also the Subject to the Malpractice of a Slew of Doctor’s as a Child who’s “Treatments” bordered on Human Experimentation and Torture. As a result of the Botched Hack Treatments Biama endured further Pain and Disfigurement of Her Body.

           

Biama’s Primary Passion is Tap Dancing which She hopes She can Use to make the World a Better Place for All. She was Married to Rocky Dale Wilson Her Devoted Husband until His Untimely Death due to Aids. Biama over the Years has assembled a Handful of Younger Men She Refers to as “Sons” who are Delighted to Daunt Over Her. One of Her so called Sons (Who goes by Daze) made a Video Dedication to His adopted Mother’s extraordinary Life and Being. We came Stumbling across while Surfing the Internet one Day and were instantly Entranced.

           

Daze uses the Video to Regale the Tale of Trials, Tribulations, and Ultimate Triumph over Severe Adversity in a Very Fairytale Manner. Daze’s Devotion is Unquestionable as His Love for The Goddess Bunny Herself. Daze Narrates the Video in a Surreal Zen Like Calmness even when recalling Tragedies that befell His Beloved Mother.

           

Heads Up You Might want to Smoke some Marijuana before Viewing as it takes the Video to a Whole New Level as well as Realm of Reality, but thats just a Suggestion. Enjoy.

Hope You enjoyed this Surreal Trip down The Goddess Bunny’s Personal Rabbit hole as much as We Did.

  Presented By Les Sober