Grindcore, Goregrind, & Pornogrind It’s All Good

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post Pertaining to Generes Gridcore, Goregrind, & Pornogrind Music. One of the Most Entertaining Factor’s of these Niche  Genres is that the Music/Album Art/Lyrics are an Unofficial Ongoing Competition. The Competition amongst the Type of Bands is to be MORE Obscene, Violent, Gory, Shocking, Repulsive, and Offensive than Their Contemporaries. For Those Who May Not be aware Here is a Very Brief Description of Each of the Aforementioned Musical Genres.

GRINDCORE: Grindcore is a More Noise Filled Style of Hardcore Punk while using Hardcore’s Trademark Characteristics like Heavily Distorted, Down Tuned Guitars, Grinding Overdriven Bass, High Speed Tempo, Blast Beats, and Unique Vocal Style that Consists of Growls, Grunts, Screaming, High Pitched Shrieks, and Guttural.

GOREGRIND: Goregrind (a Sub Genre of Grindcore) is Defined by Detuned Guitars, Blasting Drums (Sometimes with a High Tuned, Clanging ‘Biscuit Tin’ Snare Drum Sound), Sickening Lyrics, and Utilize EXTREMELY LOW or Pitch Shifted Vocals Often sounding like Pig Grunts and Squeals.

PORNOGRIND: Pornogrind is Related to the Goregrind Subgenre  that’s General Themes are Centered Around Sexual Themes. Common Pornorgrind Reoccurring Themes are Porno, Fetishes, Fucking, Girls, Murder, and Gore. Pornogrind also uses Revolting Sound Effects to add an Additional Gross Out Factor/ Offensive Factor including, BUT Not limited to Fart Sound Effects, Explosive Diarrhea, Projectile Vomiting, Porno or Horror Movie Clips, and Violence.

    

So with all that shit when I get Bored or have some Time to Kill I do dumb shit like Coming Up with Either Or Grindcore/Goregrind/Pornogrind Band Names or Album Titles. Now Here is the List I have Created and Compiled over Time.

1. Queen Face   2. Smeghead   3. Rotting Cunt  

4. Cavernous Cunt   5. Rectal Discharge   6. Assface  

7. Vaginal Invasion  8. Cock Rot  9. Eat Shit   

10. Rotten Pecker 11. Full Blow Aides To The Face

12. Point Blank Buttfuck  13. The Kings Of Bukkake   14.Shit Out Of Luck

15. Bloody Feces  16. Brutal Bukkake  17. Parasitic Pussy  18. Vaggash

19. Vaginal Jesus  20. Decomposing Clit  21.Decaying Genital

22. 10″ Taint  23. Rectal Birth  24. Vaginal Enema. 25. Sex Piss

26. Rotting Vag  27. Decomposing Cunts  28. Pussy Pie  29. Fuck Stick

30. STD (Sex Torture Death)  31. Mangled Genitals  32. Crotch Rot

33. Vaginal Vomit  34. Rectal Vaginitis  35. Rectal Prolapse  36. Ass Meat

37. Oozing Cunt  38. Cannibalistic Syphilis  39. Vaginal Discourse

40. Ejaculation Feces  41. Cuntfuck  42. Cuntfucker  43. Cunt Fucked

44. Up To The Nuts In Guts  45. Gash Slasher  46. Kick In The Cunt

47. Nipple Clamp Execution  48. Asseaters  49. Eater Of Ass

50. Castrate Christ  51. Piss Christ  52. Anal Abortion

53. Anal Alien Invaders  54. Rectal Invasion  55. AssFuck. 56. Assfucked

57. AssFucker  58. Anal Impalement 59. Cockrockers

60. Vaginal Defication  61. Anal Fisher  62. Rectum Stretcher

63. Necrosexual  64. Severed Genitals  65. Sodomized By Satan

66. Shitty Shitty Gangbang  67. Fletch  68. Cum Here

69. The Young Cocksmen  70. The Salty Yogurt Slingers  71. 3 Whole Whore

72. Menstruation Massacre 73. Autopsy Sodomy  74. Fuck The Dead

75. Defiling Corpse  76. Whoremonger  77. Analocolypse

78. Buttmeat Penis  79. Diarrhea Sluts  80. Fucked With Feces

81. Fuckacide  82. Hate Fuck. 83. Ragerrection  84. Rage Shit

85. Drunk As Fuck  86. Anal Gape  87. Skullfucker  88.Skullfucked

89. Whorebitch  90. Flesh Peddler  91. Smut  92. Bull Dyke

93. Smut Peddler  94. Venomous Vaginas  95. Cunt Full Of Teeth

96. Rectum Ripper  97. Analize  98. Analecotmy  99. Muff Diver

                   

100. Muff Divers  101. Lusting Lipstick Lesbians  102. Hair Pie

103. The Rimjobs  104. Jerk Off Jerry And The Wankers  105. Fuck You Phil

106. Jack Off Jack  107. The Jerk Offs  108. The Motherfuckers

109. Fuck The Fetus  110. Gangrenous Genitals  111. Ass Splatter

112. Cum Guzzler  113. Cum Gargler  114. Cumsplat  115. Cum Stain

                   

116. Shit Stain  117. SuckaFuck  118. Fuckass  119. Monster Cunt

120. Mung  121. Clitlicker  122. Bloody Stool  123. Anal Seepage 

124. Septic Semen  125. Toxic Shock Syndrome  126. Sloppy Snatch

127. Beef Curtains  128. Beefy Cunt  129. Cuntasaurous Sex. 130. Cock Snot

131. Death Shart  132.Blood Shart. 133. Jack MeOff

                     

134. Dirty Fucking Junkie  135. Let’s Hump  136. Milkshake Shits

137. Gas Station Sushi Shits  138. Shit Soup  139. Bowling For Feces

140. Shitting Soup  141. Starting On My Balls  142. The Squirters

143. Shitting On Seinfeld  144. Tumbleweed Toilet Paper  145. Poopatorium

146. Shitting My Ass Off  147. Hey You Shitter  148. Public Toilet Terrorist

149. The Carp Trap  150. The Creepy Crapper  151. The Shittening 

152. Shitocolypse  153. Shiatacane Season 154. The Shit Abyss

155. Shit Sandwich  156. Tall Glass Of Shut The Fuck Up  157. What A Turd

158. Bullshitter  159. Bullshiting a Bullshitter  160. Home Of Halitosis 

161. Outhouse Whore  162. Praying To The Porcelain God  163. Craptacular

164. Vomiting Out My Ass  165. ABS (Always BE Shitting)  

166. The Colonic King  167. Eatable Enema  168. Punks Proctologist

169. Itchy Asshole Issues  170. Diarrhea Downpour  171.Shitting Skies

172. The Terrible Turd  173. Ass Eating Asshole  174. Don’t Give A Shit

175. Go Shit Yourself  176. Taking A Dump At The Dump  177. Shiticide

178. The Poop Deck Problem  179. Fun With Feces  180. Smells Like Shit

181. Scatological Studies  182. Institute of Scatology  183. I Be Shitting (IBS)

184. I Gotta Take A Shit  185. The Gay Buday   186. Rectum Ripper

187. This Restroom Is A Shithole  188. I Can’t Stop Shitting  189. Blumpkin

190. I Shit Blood  191. Bongs And Dongs  192. Poop Porn  193. Shitty Tits

                   

194. Titty Fucking Fool  195. Fucked With Feces  196. Shit On You

197. From Pooping To Prolapse  198. Surgically Reconstructed Asshole

199. Who’s This Asshole?!  200. Scummy Shit  201. Shady As Shit

202. Sleazy Shit  203. Hot As Shit  204. Hot Shit  205. In The Shit

206. WHat’s This Shit?!  207. Knew Deep In Shit 208. Stupid Shit

209. Up Shit Creek Without A Paddle  210. Doomsday Dildos

211. Toilet Seat Sluts  212. Gas Pump Pimps  213. Urinal Euphoria

214. Who gives A Shit?  215. Fuck My Life  216. Well Shit On Me

217. Take This Happy Horseshit And Shove It Up Your Ass

218. I Call Bullshit  219. Pure Manure  220. Uncut Cocaine  221. Piss’n Shit

222. Nutting Narcotics  223. Puking On My Cock While Taking A Shit

224. I’m Having A Shit  225. Fecal Float  226. Rim Job Jerk Offs

227. Looking For Dummies  228. Tube Steak Sizzler  229. Shit Stew

230. There’s A Shitstorm Brewing In My Bowels

231. King Of The Crapper  232. Seriously Sinister Shit  233. Old School Shit

                   

234. Old School Shit  235. Being A Total Dick  236. Shitting On Your Parade

237. Shitwich  238. Legend Of The 2 Pound Turd  239. Talking Shit

238. Sometime You Gotta Eat Shit  239. Sneaky Little Shit  

240. Rectum Stretching Shit  241. Butt Plugged  242. Shit Happens

243. The Story Of Shitty Bill  244. The Asshole Anthem  245. Shit Talker

246. Talking Shit While Taking A Shit  247. Shit Talking Assholes

248. Bullshit Artist  249. Bullshitters Anonymous  250. Asswipe Arron

251. The Butthole Blues  252. The Butt Trumpet Orchestra  253. Tough Shit

254. All Ass Instrumental  255. Sodomized With Shit  256. Shit For Brains

257. Teddy The Talking Turd  258. Bruised Buttholes  259. Shit Shake

260. Teaing Off Heads And Shitting Down Necks  261. Suck Shit

262. You Butt Hurt About it Bro?!  263. Anal Armageddon 263. Shitcile

264. Empire Of Assholes  265. Mr. Brown Eye  266. A World Of Shit

268. Crap Covered Cornhole  269. Cornholing Drunks 

270. The Mangina Monologues  271. Mangled Mangina

272. Shit On A Shingle  273. Donkey Punched In The Fart Box

274. Starring In The Eyes Of My Ass  275. Shitty Shit 276. Craptacular

277. Opinons And Assholes  278. I’m Going To Shit On Your Grave

279. Shit Your Shorts  280. Welcome To The Shitshow

281. I Shit On Squatty Potties  282. Port-A-Potty Poet

                   

283. Public Restroom Retards  284. Fucktarded  285. Turd Polish

286. Your Shit DOES STINK  287. Shit Stink  288. Stank Breath

289. Crap On A Cracker  290.Holy Shit  291. Happy As A Pig In Shit

292. I See Shitty People  293. The Constipation Conundrum 

294. Are Farts Supposed To Be Lumpy?!  295. Fire In The Hole

296. Hairy Hump Hole  297. Tastes Like Ass  298. Smells Like Shit In Here

299. Up Your Ass And To The Left  300. Fistfucker  301. Fistfucked

302. The Shocker  303. Backdoor Bitches  304. Bitches & Bastards

305. Up The Shitter (UTS)  306. Nice Ass Can I Eat Breakfast Off It?!

307. Hershey Squirts  308. Accidentally Crapping On The Carpet

309. Shit City  310. Shitty City  311. City Of Shit  312. Front To Back

313. Shitting Out Of Control  314. Shite Ain’t Right 

315. Flatulence The Pre Poop Warning  316. There’s A Turd On My Taint

317. Assembly Of Assholes  318. Shitty Like An Asshole  

319. Songs To Shit To  320. Assclown Circus  321. Hemorrhoid Hell

322. Straining To Shit  323. Getting Shitfaced Again  324. The Brown Note

325. Friendly Ass Biter  326. Colostomy Bag Boy  327. Assgasm

328. The Butthole Loophole  329. Skinny Chicks With Boney Butts

330. Shitting Yourself Insane  331. Life In A World Of Shit

332. Get To Shitting  333. Stop Being A Dick  334.Septic Tank Sayings

335. Shitbag  336. Coffee Makes Me Crap  337. WTF Is Anal Leakage?!

338. Ass Cancer  339. Booty Bombs  340. Booty Bandit  341. Shit Sale

342. Toilet Tunes  343. Filling The Turd Bucket 344. Sleep Fart Syndrome

345. Human Pooper Scooper  346. Cum Dumpster Fire  

347. Watch My Back While I Take A Shit  348. Shit People Say

349. You Don’t Know Shit  350. Steaming Pile Of Poop  

351. Steaming Pile of Shit  352. 3 Flush Floater  353. It’s The Season Of Shit

354. Toilet Plunger Possibilities  355. Shitting Like A Savage

356. Drain-O A GoGo  357. Shitheads Vs. Dickheads  358. Shitface

359. Sick As Shit  360. Can’t Bullshit A Bullshitter  361. Shit The Bed

362. Flush That Turd Down The Drain  363. She Seriously Shits The Sheets

364. Elbows And Assholes  365. Piss Pot Princess  366. Shat Splatter

367. Shat Is Where It Is At  368. 2 Ply Or Goodbye  369. Rid-Ex Sex

370. The Difference Between Assholes And Holes In The Ground

371. I Can’t Find My Ass With Both Hands  372. Bed Pan Splash Back

373. Pay To Poop  374.Shake It More Then Twice You’re Playing With It

374. Mondo Duke  375. Papa Starts  376. MC Bubble Guts  

377. Outrageous Asshole  378. Vile Vagina  379. Clusterfucked

380. Cannibalizing Cunts  381. Rectal Vomit  382. Puke Porn

383. Malevolent Masturbation  384. Oily Fart  385.  Sweaty Under Boob

386. Corroded Clit  387. Pussy Fart. 388. Necrophalic  

389. Triple X Sex  390. Fuck Films  391. Porn Shop Prostitutes

392. Making Asshole Get Angry (MAGA)  393. Long Pig Penis 

394. Hell If I Know  395. Cock Knocker  396. Spermicidal Jellyfish

397.  Nut Sack Sinners  398. FuckSlut  399. Cunt Fart  400.The Manginas

401. The Fuck Me Pumps  402. The Gash  403. The Furious Fist Fucking 5

404. To The Tits  405. Poor Drunk Bastards  406. Manwhore

407. Hungry Hungry Hookers  408. Homocide  409. Crusty Clam

410. Harry Taco And The One Eyed Worms  411. Fight Anal Retention

412. Humphole  413. The DPs  414. Force Fed Feces  415. Puking Piss

416. Shit Smear  417. Glory Hole Gods  418. Urinal Utopia 

419. The Bellends  420. Fucked For Life  421. GOPieces Of Shit

422. Republicunts  423. The Slutty Whores  424. Whorish

425. Motherhumping Christ  426. Christ’s Cunt  427. Jesus Fucking Christ

428. Here Comes The Fuck  429. The Anal Allstars  430. Jerk Off Jamboree 

431. Pissfuck  432. Dick Weed And The Awful Orifices  433. The Punters

434. The Pedos  435. Scumfuck  436. Scumfucker  

437. The Bastard Brigade  438. Shorty Waffles  439. Get Fucked  

440. Get Fucked  441. Screw You  442. Furious Finger Fucking

443. Pungent Pussy  444. Repugnant Penis  445. Wad Blower

446. Johnny Wad Rides Again  447. Hung Like Hell  448. Monster Cock

449.  General Genitorture  450. Compound Of Cunt  451. Sexorrist

452. Maxi Pad And The Heavy Flow  453. Ponder This Shit 

454. Sweaty Slit  455. United States Of Anal  456. Fuck The World

457. So Fucking What (SFW)  458. Pussy Popping Priests

459. Slamming Ass  460. Bumping Uglies  461. The Beast With 2 Backs

462.  Colostomy Bag Copulation  463. Dick Docking Dilemma 

464. Anal Orgies  465. Sir Fuck-A-Lot  466. Grab Ass Gangsters

467. The Stench Of Sex  468. Sex On A Slip’n Slide  

469. Just The Tip  470. Gobs Of Gash  471. The Mad Twatter

472. Snatchology  473. Fuckology. 474. Fuck 101  475. Facefucked Fools

478. Lusting Lucifer  479. Long Dong Silver Away  480. Wonderfuck

481. Gash Basher  482. Pounding Pussy  483. Fugly  484. Sexual Sadist

485. John Wayne Gacy Is Gay  486. Porn Shop Prostitutes

485. Johnny Wad Was Right  486. Addicted To Dick  487. Scrotal Tuck

         

488. Labia Loving Lesbians  489. Sex Toy Slaughter  490. Mung Mouth

491. Colonics Make Me Horny  492. Who Gives A Flying Fuck

493. Dildos Of The Dammned  494. Kick In The Crotch

 495.A Forest Of  Morning Wood  

496. Spanking Monkeys And Choking Chickens  497. The Bearded Clam

         

498. The Cock Ring King  499. Pussy Full Of Puss  

500. Friends Of A Sex Fiend

 

It Is What It Is,

 By Les Sober

Enough Of The Fucking Surfing The Dark Web Videos.

As We are all aware in the YouTube Universe there are a Myriad of Different Genres so Basically if You Name it and You can Find it. Ever since the General Public was made Aware of the Existence of the Dark Web People have become fucking Obsessed about it. And Why Not it’s in Our Nature to be Drawn to things that Mystify, Alarm Us, Scare Us, or is Dangerous/Forbidden/Taboo. At this Point in Time the Dark Web has a Reputation that’s Almost an Urban Legend unto Itself. Now the Dark Web Genre has remained Pretty fucking Popular and which has its Own Subgenres.

For Example the Dark Web Mystery Box Videos where a YouTuber Orders a Box Off the Dark Web with Unknown Contents. Then when it Arrives They Open it on Camera/Live Stream and Reveal the Contents of Said Box. There Also there are Cautionary Tales from of Dark Web in the form of Horror Stories, and These Stories have a rather fucking generic Template. These Stories are about Someone who went on the Dark Web, Fucked Around, and Subsequently Something Seriously fucked up Happened to Them. They’re Dark Web Educational Videos where a YouTuber Breaks Down the Levels of the Internet from the Surface Web to the Dark Web. They then Usual finish the Video Warning Against Ever accessing the Dark Web and that its Insanely Dangerous to fuck around with Period.

Today the Dark Web Subgenre We will be Addressing are the Plentiful Surfing the Dark Web Videos. These Type of Videos are Simplistic to make and Unfortunately They’re Basically fucking Identical to One Another. The Videos start with the YouTuber Hyping the Dangers of all the Crazy Shit found on the Dark Web. The YouTuber then talks about Security (VPN) and Software (Tor) You need or should have if You plan on Venturing onto the Dark Web. After that the YouTuber typically says some Corny shit like “So We’re going to Surf the Dark Web so You Don’t have to” and Off We go. The YouTuber Logs onto the Dark Web and Immediately Hits up Hidden Wiki and Explains that its like Wiki, but for Demented Dark Web Sites. Next thing after Hitting Up Hidden Wiki said YouTuber Scrolls around Listing the Usual Sick and Twisted Dark Web Sites or Topics that People are Fascinated with.

Here are the Aforementioned Popular Dark Web Topics/Sites/Subjects:

Let’s just Address the fucking Elephant in the Room First and Foremost. It’s fucking Revolting that the Largest Group of Scumfucks on the Dark Web are fucking Sleezy fucking Pedophiles. Due to the Utterly Insane Concentration of Pedophiles inhabiting the Dark Web means unfortunately the Largest Category on the Dark Web is Child Pornography (CP). In Our Opinion these Vile Motherfucking Pieces of Shit should be Hunted Down, Dragged Out into the Street, Exposed to the World/Community, Beaten Mercilessly, and then Publicly Executed with it being Streamed Live on the Internet, Shown in Real Time on TV, and Announced Play by Play on the Radio.

Another Big Time Dark Web Category is Drugs because People love Drugs. People love taking Drugs, Talking About Drugs, and Inventing/Finding New Drugs to Experiment with. As far as We are Concerned While it is Tempting to Attempt to Score Drugs Off the Dark Web from the Anonymity of Home, yet it’s an Absolutely Retarded thing to Do. With that Said We Believe Wholeheartedly that if You try to Score Drugs from the Dark Web 1 of 3 Things will Happen. First You get Ripped Off when You send the Funds and the Recipient Grabs the Cash and Vanishes. Second if You actually do Order Drugs off the Dark Web and Receive it in the Mail there is a HUGE chance that whatever the fuck was Sent is Fake or Contaminated (Example:The Addition of Fentanyl especially in Heroin). The Last Option is the Acceptation to The Rule Personifiedwhich would be if You order Drugs, Receive Them, and They are Real and Uncontaminated.

Now the Only Acceptation to the Rule when it came to Scoring Drugs Off the Dark Web was the Dark Web Site Known as Silk Road. Silk Road had a Unique insurance Policy when it came to Protecting the Customer as well as Their Cash. The Policy was Simple but Incredibly Effective as it Manifested in just One Singular Rule: Don’t Rip Off Silk Road’s Customers! To Enforce this Policy if a Dealer Stole Someones Cash or Sent Them Fake Shit or Total Garbage the Dealer in Question would be Banned from the Site Permanently. So why the fuck did the Various Drug Dealers Comply with this Policy? Well its an Easy Answer Silk Road was so Successful and Profitable Dealers Didn’t want to get Banned because They would lose a Major Source of Income.

Another sought after Dark Web Category is Guns because like Drugs People have an Intense Affinity for Firearms. The Odd thing about the Firearms Category is that in Reality it’s much Smaller than You would Think. Most of the Weapons Advertised for Sale are mainly Hand Guns, but once in a Blue Moon You can come Across Something Unusual and Completely Unrealistic such as an RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade). Once again in Our Opinion if You Order a Gun off the Dark Web Chances are You’re going to get Ripped Off and That’s it. The Other Possibility is if You Buy a Gun off the Dark Web and it Arrives there is a Very Good Chance that it’s been Used in a Crime or Worse used in a Murder. If the Gun You Purchased has in fact been Used in a Crime or Homicide and the Authorities get involved that Crime/Murder You’ll be Held Responsible. It’s Extremely Hard to Claim Your Innocence if You’re in Possession of the Gun in Question.

There is Yet Another Hot Dark Web Topic which are the Hitman For Hire Sites. Now it’s Pretty fucking Safe to Assume that (even though it isn’t Out of the Realm of Possibility) these Sites are 100% Unadulterated Horseshit. As Far as We are Concerned these Sites are a Total fucking Scam. This is the Easiest fucking Way to Steal some Gullible Dipshit’s Money because all You have to do is Create the Site. Then You just List a Bunch of Sinister Services that are Complete Bullshit that’s made the fuck up or Stolen Straight out of a Shitty B Action Movie. These Sites make the Owners feel like Dark Web Badasses when in Reality They’re the People who got Picked On in High School. Not to Mention there is a Very Good Chance that the alleged Hitman besides being a Thief could be a Cop or Government Agent. The Authorities have been Known to Lurk on the Dark Web Posing as Hitmen to Entrap an Unknowing Idiot.

Speaking of People for Hire Off the Dark Web the Other Category besides Hitmen For Hire are the Hackers For Hire. This may seem More Tangible than trying to Hire a Real Life Hitman, but it is None the Less 99% Bullshit. Again More than Likely Your Money will be Stolen and that’s the End of That. There is also the Threat that a Hacker You communicate with or Hire could be a Shitbag Criminal who would end up Hacking You and Your Shit. Just like with the Hitmen For Hire the Hackers For Hire could Very Well be a Police Officer posing as a Hacker in which case Your getting Your ass Arrested. Now there is a SLIGHT Possibility that there are indeed Actual Real Hackers For Hire on the Dark Web, but They are damn near impossible to Locate in a Dark Web Sea of Scummy Shit filled with Fakes, Fraudsters, Thieves, and Scammers.

If there is a Number One Category that Contributes to the Urban Legend Reputation is the Mythical and Mysterious RED ROOMS. Red Rooms are something Straight Out of a Torture Porn Horror Movie where an Unknown Victim is Kidnapped and Held Captive. Then at a Predesignated Date and Time the Victim is Tortured and Killed in Real Time on a Dark Wed Livestream. No Matter What Red Rooms are Pay-Per-View, but that’s Not the Darkest Part of Red Rooms. Allegedly those who are into Red Rooms are able to Pay more then the Basic Viewing Fee for Certain Perks such as Being able to Instruct the Torturer to Preform Particular Acts (Example: Cut Off Nose, Break Legs, Kneecap Etc.). For all Their Ominous Show Boating and in spite that they are a Morbid Curiosity Not a Single fucking Real Red Room is Real, and there is Absolutely No proof or Evidence of any Actual Red Room EVER Existing. In Our Opinion the Bottomline is Red Rooms are just Horror Themed Nightmare Fuel for the Masses and are Fictitious as Unicorns.

The Point of it All is that Yes while there Plenty of Fake Shit run by Thieves on the Dark Web there are Serious fucked up Sites and even More fucked up Users. Bottomline if You wouldn’t Walk through a Shitty Neighborhood in the Middle of the Night without a Phone or Weapon then Stay the fuck Off the Dark Web.

It is What it Is,

 By Les Sober

Idiot’s Meditation

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring IDIOT’S MEDITATION byCOntent Creator Burden. Burden Claims Their Work as “For those who are no longer human. For those who can’t relate. Videos range from unruly despair to unrecognized rage. Deprived Visions.” Who or Whom Burden is remains to be seen, but Here’s a would be Rundown of this Obscure Channel. Burden is a Small Channel that has a Collection of Strange/Unexplained/Mysterious Videos that could Possibly be an ARG, an Art Project, Gorilla Advertising, or Just the Crazy fucking shit Spewing from Someone Who forgot to take Their fucking Medication.

Burden’s Stats::

First Showed Up on October 2, 2009
Has a Total of 7.86 Subscribers
It has a Total of 469,063 Views
The Name at the End of the About Message is Signed by Deprived Visions Why and for What Reason We have Yet to Discover.
Your Ride In The Foggy Tunnel Of Time was Posted on September 10, 2020
Your Ride In The Foggy Tunnel Of Time has a Total of 1,673 Views
The Channel has just Over a 100 Videos in All.

                        

Our Take on the Video:

  • The Video Starts with Fuzzy and Wavy Footage (Just like when They do a POV Scene of an Intoxicated Character) on a Subway Train. The Soundtrack at this Part of the Video is Seriously Shitty wannabe EMD that is the fucking Embodiment of the Term “Audio Rape. With that Said We suggest Playing the Beginning at a Lower Volume to Avoid Actually Shitting Out Your Own Eardrums.
  • There is Some Guy Seated on the Far Left in a Black Hoodie and a Pea Green Military Style Jacket with His Back to the Camera. This Guy could be Drunk, High, Insane, has Real World Anger/Rage Issues, or a Combination of these Possible Scenarios. Anyway this Deranged Fuck Starts Yelling Incoherent Shit like a Homeless Person Preaching on a Random Street Corner about Sitting Down Properly. This Basket Case starts Getting Louder and Louder while Babbling about Hot Sauce just Before Attacking the Person in Front of Him.

  • Following the Subway Lunatic is Footage of an 18 Wheeler Trailer getting fucked up by a Speeding Train, and Shit getting fucking Obliterated by Other Shit is Always a fucking Crowd Pleaser So there’s That.
  • The Video Switches Up Again this Time to Blurry Night Scene as if it was Filmed on some Old as Cell Phone with Audio of a Guy talking in French (Sounds like French to Us anyway). The French Guy is Reciting the Story about His Best Friend, Technology, and Organ Transplants. For Something that Serves as Random Insanity in One of These Fringe Videos it’s Really Kind of Cool.
  • Then the Next Switch Up Occurs as the Video Transitions into a Slightly Distorted POV Shot of Someone Speeding through a Tunnel on a Motorcycle. The Soundtrack at this Point is Frantically Manic and Actually works well with the Visual which is a Rarity in the Fringe Video Genre.
  • The Last Switch Up is to the Some Dated ass Footage We guess Shot in the 1970s Judging by the way the Man in it is Dressed. This Man Waxes Poetically like a New Wave fucking Hippy Self Help Guru in What We believe to be Italian.

                    

In Summation:

Idiot’s Meditation is a Pleasant Surprise when Navigating the Fringe Video Genre in its Production Value is Quite Good all things Considered. There also Seems to be Coherent Themes About Human Relationships, Interactions, and Personality Types which is Pretty Decent. The Best Part in Our fucking Opinion is it Doesn’t Suffer from Extraneously Chaotic Visual/Audio Overkill that Turns any Video into What having a fucking Aneurysm must look like. The Best Comparison would be to Equate Idiot’s Meditation to the Goregrind Band S.C.A.T both are from Niche Genres But are Also Really Well Done None the fucking Less.

 

It is What it Is,

Presented by Les Sober

Something

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring SOMETHING by One of Our Favorite Animators cyriak.  cyriak is a Legendary British Animator whose Real Name is Cyriak Harris. Harris is Known Mononymously as cyriak and His B3ta Username Mutated Monty (Harris has been a Regular Contributor to the British Website B3ta since 2004), is a British Freelance Animator and Composer. He is known for His Surreal, Creepy, and Bizarre Short Web Animations with the Frequent Use of the Droste Effect, and Features Original Dance/Electronic Music By Harris as Well.

Summation:

If You’ve Never Done Hallucinogenics when it comes to this Video then Well Your Shit Out of Luck. With that Said it’s Time for Us to Cover Our Asses with the Following Disclaimer. FYB DOES NOT PROMOTE, CONDONE, OR ENDORSE ANYONE DOING DRUGS EVER. Now that the Legal People can Chill the fuck Out let Us Proceed. For those of Us Out There Who have Experienced Hallucinogenics Might liken the Video to having a Bad Trip, or Possible Ascending into a Bad Trip which Hunter S. Thompson would Describe as “When the Drug Turns on You.” and Things take a Dark Turn.

I would compare this Video to an Intense Trip as opposed to a Bad Trip and Here’s Why. You Don’t have the Feeling You’re in Immediate Danger or All Consuming Dread that You do with Bad Trips when You become Trapped in a Nightmarish Hell Scape of Your Own Creating. BUT with an Intense Trip You can Experience a Feeling of Concern that Things May have or are Currently getting the fuck out of Hand.

It is What it is,

Presented By Les Sober

Drinking Out Of Cups (ORIGINAL AND EXTENDED VERSION)

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Old School Youtube Infamous  DRINKING OUT OF CUPS and DRINKING OUT OF CUPS (EXTENDED VERSION). Drinking Out Of Cups came out in 2006 and at the Time of its Release there was One Hell of a Backstory that Accompanied the Video. The Alleged Story of the Drinking Out Of Cups Audio Recording is as Follows. Some Unknown Guy is Tripping His Balls Off after Dropping Acid (LED) and Ended up in a Bedroom Closet. Now His Friends or Whoever was there with this Individual found His Drug Induced Rant Hilarious and Decided to Record it. Now while this Story is Wildly Entertaining it is also Completely False.

In 2009 American musician Dan Deacon came Forward and Claimed to be the Actual Author of the Rant. Deacon Claimed the Rant was from one of His 2003 Album called Mettle Mice. Deacon went on to Release the Following Statement on the Subject:

“In 2002 I recorded myself watching television with the sound off doing a character that was meant to embody long island culture (where I grewUp). I was NOT on acid when I made this piece. I have NEVER DONE ACID.

While I have no problem with psychedelics and think that they are important to human culture. I do want it to known that I was not on any psychedelics or any drugs while making this piece.It was all stream of conscience reacting to watching the TV, changing the channels, with the sound of talking to it as if it were a person communicating back with me.”

                   

Deacon Didn’t Stop there He went on to State His 9 Truths pertaining to Drinking Out Of Cups.

  1. I WAS NOT ON ACID WHILE MAKING THIS VIDEO.
  2. I WAS NOT LOCKED IN THE CLOSET AND BEING RECORDER.
  3. I RECORDED THE TRACK 100% SOBER.
  4. I USED THE TRACK A SCHOOL PROJECT AS A SOLO VOICE/TAPE PEICE.
  5. I HAVE NEVER DONE ACID, AND LIKE JEFF LEWIS, NO I DON’T WANT ANY ACID, THANK YOU.
  6. YES, THAT IS ME TALKING AND I WROTE THE PIECE.
  7. IT’S A CHARACTER SATIRIZING LONG ISLAND STEREOTYPES.
  8. THE SONG CAME OUT IN 2003.
  9. THE VIDEO CAME OUT IN 2006.

A Quick Google proves Deacon isn’t Lying for Drinking Out Of Cups is Track Number 8 on His Mettle Mice” and has a Runtime of 2:43 the Exact same running time of the Original 2006 Video. Apparently a Fellow Musician and Video Music Artist Named Liam Lynch reached out to Deacon asking about Remixing Deacon’s Rant into Video Form. As for Why a Smug Lizard is used as the Main Character No One is Sure, but You have to fucking Admit it does seem to Sum Up the Long Island Attitude.

Original:

Extended Version:

Thanks For Watching,

  Presented By Les Sober

An FYB Monday Movie: MANIC

Welcome to Another Monday Post Here at FYB featuring the 2001 Movie MANIC  Directed by Jordan Melamed which was Written By Micheal BaCall and Blayne Weaver and Stars Joseph Gordon- Levitt.  I thought this would be an Excellent Monday Post since Mondays are the Most Dreaded Day of the Week, and has the Infamous Reputation for being The Shittiest Day of the Entire Week.

Storyline: The Movie Follows the Fate of Lyle Johnson (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) a Troubled Teen who is Prone to Sudden and Violent Outbursts. After Brutally Beating a Fellow Teen with a Baseball Bat at a Game Lyle in Lieu of Prison, is Committed to the Juvenile Ward of a Mental Hospital. In the Mental Institution Lyle  encounters a Motley Crue of Equally Lost and Troubled Teens just Trying to get by in Life by the Skin of Their Teeth. The Group of His Fellow Wayward Teens becomes Lyle’s Last Life Line as He Struggles to find Meaning in a World that Seems to Defy Understanding.

From The Critics:

“Powerful film packed with profanity and brutality.”

-Nell Minow (Common Sense Media)-

“Shows more hopelessness than optimism but it never less than honest.”

-Micheal O’Sullivan (Washington Post)-

“It’s an undemonstrative, vividly authentic film.”

-Derek Adams (Empire Magazine)-

Thanks For Watching,

   Presented By Les Sober  

Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride

Welcome to FYB’s Monday post showcasing the animated short BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE which is an Oblitus original. The characters, voices, and backgrounds were done by Jack Dimaze, and features the musical track “the third in the night” by Kevin Maceod. What drew my attention to this animated short was the title which is an infamous phrase coined by American author (and prolific boozer and drug user ) Hunter S. Thompson.

Oblitus is a very small Youtube channel that’s been going since 2016, yet it has only garnered 1,000 subscribers to date. Oblitus on Oblitus “This is an animation channel where you will find all sort of different characters and stories.”

Brief plot summery:

What happens when an alien life form takes magic space mushrooms and can it handle the trip? Watch and see.

So I’ll see you when I see,

 Justine Sane

PUSSYCAT

Welcome to Thursday’s Post here at FYB Showcasing the Claymation Short PUSSYCAT by Takena Nagao. The thing I really got a Kick Out of was the Ending which is Immediately reminded Me of the Ending of the Movie DEATH PROOF by Quinten Tarantino (which is One of My All Time Favorite Movies).

Plot Summery.

If You took the Fairytales The Three Little Pigs and Combined it with Little Red Riding Hood and gave it an Old School Brothers Grimm make over. PUSSYCAT comes complete with Booze, Sex, Drugs, Lust, Hostage Taking, Violence, Liberation, Revenge, Greed, Desire, Conflict, and Blood Splattered Gore.

Enjoy.

Thanks For Watching,

   Presented By Les Sober  

BBC Omnibus: Hunter S. Thompson

Welcome to Today’s Post featuring Fear and Loathing on the Road to Hollywood (Also Known as Fear and Loathing in Gonzovision) is  the 1978 Documentary Film produced by BBC Omnibus and Directed By Nigel Finch. The Subject of the Program is American Writer/”Gonzo Journalist” Hunter S. Thompson and Ralph Steadman who was Thompson’s Illustrator, with Cameos by None Other than John Dean, Brian Doyle, Bill Murray, Ray Romano, & Plenty More.

                  

Brief Synopsis:

The Group Travel to Hollywood via Death Valley and Barstow from Las Vegas, scene of the Thompson and Steadman’s 1971 Collaboration Fear and Loathing in Las VegasFor a Majority of British Viewers, the Program would be Their First Introduction to Hunter S. Thompson, and Quickly brings Them up to Date on Thompson’s Rise to Fame and Infamy, the Creation of Gonzo journalism, and His Alter-Ego Raoul Duke.

Perhaps Finch thought that getting Thompson and Steadman Together in a Car would Conjure Up the Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas Vibe on Screen, but the Two make a Painfully Awkward Couple to Say the Least. At one Point the rather Reserved Steadman compares Himself to Thompson’s Pet Bird Edward. Thompson Antagonizes the Holy Hell out the Edward invoking Panic, and then Directly after the Intense Harassment Thompson then Holds the Traumatized Edward Close and Talks to Him. “I feel Absolutely taken Apart,” being Friends with the Writer, Steadman Says. “…He’s holding Me like that Bird and I’m trying to Bite My Way Out.”

Enjoy.

Thanks For Watching,

   Presented By Les Sober   

No One Care What The Hell You Had For Lunch.

Social Media has been a crucial tool since its creation that has Contributed to the Ever Growing Societies’s  Egotistical Idiocy. Tech has/had unlimited potential, But People became Addicted to Social Media and its False Sense of Importance. People actually think ANYONE gives a flying fuck what They had for Lunch?! Yet People Post Pictures of Their Lunch likes its the most Awe Inspiring Event of Their fucking Lives.

The One Aspect in the Social Media’s Dumbing Down of America that’s Never Mentioned is the Personal “Status Updates” that People love to Use like there’s No Tomorrow (Facebook being the Number one Offender). You know what I’m talking about it’s those Pre Written Idle Bullshit like “Linda is Loving Life”, “Matt is at Starbucks”, or “Phil changed His Relationship Status to It’s Complicated.” that Users have come to Rely on.

              

Again Who fucking Cares How You Feel every Minute of the Goddamn Day?! You’re Not Nearly That Special. That’s the trick of Social Media it makes You feel far more Important than You actually Ever will be in all likelihood.

It’s the Utter Distain and Unfathomable Contempt for such Social Media Drivel is the Reason I have created a New (More Honest and Way More Realistic) List Status Updates. Enjoy.

  • Barry is Currently having Wild Sex with a Goat.
  • Louis is Busy Cooking Meth
  • Chuck is watching Hardcore German Porn.
  • Dave has Explosive Diarrhea.
  • Warren is Donating Sperm Again.
  • Linda is Hungover as Hell and Projectile Vomiting.
  • Francis is Window Shopping on Amazon like an Asshole.
  • Quinn is Writing Erotic Stories about a Nun and an Alter Boy.
  • Rex is considering a Career as a Urologist.
  • Aron is a Closet Nazi.

              

  • Gill is Bidding on an Antique Chastity Belt on eBay.
  • Luke is Ordering a Mail Order Bride from Croatia.
  • Marry is Doomsday Prepping for the Apocalypse.
  • Richard is Googling How to Preform an At Home Prostate Exam.
  • Will is Surfing the Dark Web for a Hitman.
  • Jerry is Busy Manscaping.
  • Blair is having a Heavy Flow Day.
  • Arnold Believes Pimping Ain’t Easy.
  • Kelly just woke up in a Pool of Her Own Vomit.
  • Zelda is Wondering Why Animal Assholes and the Opening is Soda Lids look the Same.

              

  • Brittany just tried Anal Sex for the First Time.
  • Valerie is Waxing Everything.
  • Billy is Ordering Asian Sex Toys Online.
  • Beth is Considering getting into Porn.
  • Shelby is Eating a Shit Sandwich.
  • Florence is working on Her New Fuzzy Costume for The Furry Ball.
  • Steve is Tripping Balls on Some Insane Blotter Acid.
  • Francine is Getting Furiously Finger Fucked.
  • Larry is imagining what it’s like to Titty Fuck Bob’s Man Boobs.
  • Rick just made an Appointment to get His Taint Tattooed.=

              

  • Carl can’t Handle is Booze.
  • Scott Tried Smoking Crack and Loved it.
  • Alice took a Massive Shit and is Looking at it Now.
  • Nick is Writing Shit on a Bathroom Wall.
  • Gill is refilling His Prescription for Viagra at The Pharmacy.
  • Travis is making All Natural Hand Made Tampons for His Wife.
  • Racheal is Learning How to Taxidermy and Practicing on Roadkill.
  • Sam is practicing making Balloon Animals Using His Dick.
  • Zander Enjoys Hot Sauce Enemas.
  • Albert is a Colonicholic.

              

  • Alice is starting a Flea Circus due to a Vaudeville Fetish.
  • Blair Farted and it smells like She Needs a Proctologist.
  • Stan just Shit Himself standing in Line at a Fast Food Restaurant.
  • Ralph is Thinking of Purchasing a High End Sex Doll for Christmas.
  • Stella is Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor behind WaWa.
  • Freddy is Attending a Family Reunion Where He’s the Creepy Uncle.
  • Stacy still Wets the Bed Weekly.
  • Benny was Banging an Inflatable Sex Doll and it Exploded Blowing off Both His Balls.
  • Nina is becoming Sexually Aroused watching Animals have Sex in a Nature Documentary.
  • Walt is Listening to Anal Cunt’s Greatest Hits.

              

  • Trent is Reading the Current Copy of Guns & Ammo at His Grandmother’s Funeral
  • Tiffany is Coated Head to Toe in KY Jelly.
  • Robbie is Wondering if Sex with a 3rd Cousin Removed Constitutes Incest.
  • Ken is Hiring a Prostitute.
  • Karen is Scoring Drugs Right Now in a Shitty Neighborhood.
  • Eddie is on Psychedelics and Hiding from a Plate of French Fries.
  • Bart just lost a Staring Contest with a Bowl of Oatmeal.
  • Dominic is Sucking off the Band Hanson Backstage.
  • Annie is Considering getting into Fisting.
  • Paula is having Sex in a Coffin to see if Necrophilia is for Her.

              

  • Vivian is Popping Pain Killers and Downing Them with Whiskey.
  • Holly is Polishing Her Nipple Clamp Collection.
  • Herbert is a German Cannibal.
  • Taylor is paying for Collage with the Money He made in Porn as a Stunt Cock.
  • Ryan is Measuring His Dick.
  • Stewart is trying to Figure Out if occasionally peeking at Another Man’s Pecker at the Urinal makes Him Gay.
  • Tiffany is Bleaching Her Asshole because She’s about to get Back into the Dating World.
  • Gary is Cat fishing His Sister.
  • Olga Thinks Hand Jobs are Outdated.
  • Jillian has a Habit of Humping the Homeless.

           

  • Bart got His Dick Stuck in a Swedish Penis Pump.
  • Becky thinks Lindsey Her Best Friend is kinda of a Cunt.
  • Eloise is on the Way to the Emergency Room with a Ruptured Breast Implant.
  • Diana has a Surgically Reconstructed Asshole.
  • Ari is getting Botox Treatments for His Scrotum Wrinkles.
  • Peter is walking His Dog and Watching as it Takes a Shit.
  • Deloris just crapped so Hard She Prolapsed Her Asshole.
  • Sue is Sniffing Glue getting a White Trash High.
  • Dale is making Wind Chimes out of Natty Ice Cans to Sell in the Local Trailer Parks.
  • Gabby Ate Her Inner Child.

                

  • Henry is Growing Shitty Ditch Weed in His Attic.
  • Donovan is in Reddit Chats while Wearing His Grandmother’s Underwear.
  • Jake shot a Man just to Watch Him Die, But Got Distracted and Missed it.
  • Reese got His Dick Stuck in a Chinese Finger Trap He won at the County Fair.
  • Lucy is in Love with an Alcoholic Carnie that reminds Her of Her Dad.
  • Reggie is walking around is House looking for Things He can Use to Improvise a Cock Ring.
  • Selma had Her Stomach Pumped just for the Experience.
  • Trina is Reading About Historic Safe Sex Methods/Practices.
  • Brittany is having Her 17th Abortion.
  • Oliver May Have Been Abducted by Aliens and Extensively Anal Probed.

              

Thanks For Reading,

  By Les Sober

(Posted @ 1:37am)