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For Shits and Giggles: “The Text Read Around The World”

Today I received by far the fucking funniest text I’ve received in an eternity from C Nobody, and one I believe rivals Les and Spacedog’s TEXTPOCOLYPSE Posts. In fact this one singular text, in my opinion anyways, not only rivals but has outdone all Les and Spacedog’s texts combined. Yeah I’m that fucking sure of my self I said it and I’m not apologizing for it either.

This text standoff needs some explaining so here is a bit of the backstory in a nutshell. C Nobody enjoys spending time with his father, but what he doesn’t like is the fact his father is a Fox News junkie. You got it that means if and when C Nobody hangs out with his Father he is subjected to Fox News which like all of us at FYB think is complete fascist fucking bullshit republican propaganda more now than fucking ever. Anyways as you may imagine from time to time while visiting with his father C Nobody needs to vent, and thanks to technology he has the ability to text in these situations.

Anyway at 7:28 pm I received such a text from C Nobody, yet this wasn’t the typical type of text I get like “I’m losing my mind fox is so full of shit” or “I can’t stand having to see this bullshit” for example. This text was something special unto itself a true one of a fucking kind, and that is why I felt the need to share said text here on FYB.

C Nobody’s text to Justin Sane 7:28 pm on Wednesday:

“Motha fuckin shit…and fucking bullshit. Stupid fuckin fucks. Simple touched in the head fuck-a-roos. Momma said he was a “special” fuck. A unique fuck. So many stupid fucks I’m on the search for a smart fuck. Smart phone for a smart fuck. Stupid fucks make little stupid fucks that create other stupid fucks…Stupid fucks. Fucking retarded sir fuckingtons on tv. Only you can prevent fuckery approved and paid for by Joe Biden. Stupid fucking fucks from fox news. Stupid fox fuckers. Only stupid fucks fucks with fox. Fox fucking fuckers. Can’t deal with a left fuck, middle fuck or right fucks…All fucks have been revoked. Feel free to fucking call as I don’t almost ever fucking reject your calls….Should you feel the fucking need to call. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck. Yeah fox brought that out of me….Can’t believe my dad likes this bullshit lmao. America fuck yeah.”

There are SO many reasons that I love this goddamn text to such a great extent. First I absolutely get a kick out of it’s rather absurd nature by which I mean who are all these people exactly of whom he is speaking since the actual context comes at the end of the text. I also get a kick out of how at several points the text seems almost poetic in its aggressive madness. It also comes off as a some what bizarre social commentary on the state of the fucking world today. Of course it goes without saying I enjoy the Over the top use of and obscene variations of the word “fuck”. The last thing I like about this text is it earnestness it doesn’t in all actuality come of like a psychotic rage filled rant. The emotional tone of the text doesn’t feel anger, but mental exhaustion combined with frequent frustration over a prolonged period of time. Anyway we will have to sit back and see if C Nobody ever tops his own text.

See you when I see you,

Justin Sane

What America Needs Is A Second Revolution.

Have You ever had Something or Someone who is REALLY Pissing You Off, and You tell Yourself You won’t let it get to You in the End the Anger Wins?! I believe We have all been there at Least Once in Our Lives Regardless. With that said My Id is RAGING like a True Motherfucker that is Slamming around in My Skull like a fucking Wrecking Ball. So in True Writer Form I am going to Write some of the Enraged Insanity Out of My Head before it fucking Explodes.

The GOP is DEAD replaced by the Orange Asshole’s GQP which is Far More fucking Corrupt and Crazy than the GOP ever was (and thats saying a lot. An Actual Shit Ton to be Exact). Now that the Orange Assclown is Out of Office the GQP remains to be Dealt with as They Exploit the Quickly Increasing Wealth Inequality to Manipulate Americans into Submission. The Answer is Simple America needs a Second Revolution to Free Its People from the Billionaire Tyrant Scum.

In My Opinion the GOP started to Corrode into the Horrendous Bullshit Sideshow it is now Started in 1980 with fucking GOP Personified Ronnie Regan. Seriously We went from a fucking Shitty Two Bit B List Actor to a Failed Businessman Reality Show Wannabe Dictator. That sums up the GOP in a fucking NutShell. The last Four Years under the Orange Asshole the Vail of Conservative American Values the GOP used to disguise itself has been lifted. The Orange Asshole has a Self Destructive Component that caused His Stupid Ass to Reveal all of the GOP’s Sick and Twisted Tactics. Not Only that but He Championed The GOP’s Dark Agenda to Dominate America as the Ruling Class to Anyone Who’d Listen. Like the World’s Shittiest Magician the Orange Asshole explained all His Magic Tricks obliterating the Illusion that Magic just might be real (killing the Experience for the Audience).

The Key to the Disgusting GOP’s Quest for Ultimate Control comes directly from the Power Their Obscene Bank Accounts Afford Them. The GOP have used Their Filthy Blood Money made on the Backs of The American People to Buy and Sell Republican Politicians. Thus if You have the Cash and are corrupt as these fucks You can Buy Political Power allowing the GOP to Serve Only Themselves. As long as the Republican Ratfucks can live in the Lap of Luxury will all the Best Available to Them then FUCK EVERYONE ELSE. The GOP only care about the GOP period. The Problem with this is How to Keep in Power? The GOP have been spending BILLIONS over the Years to do Their Damndest to make Sure American’s are Poor Enough that They can’t Stand Up the the GOP. The End Game is to Plunge American’s into Poverty to Keep American’s Struggling Financially just to Get By.

So The GOP raise Taxes on the Poor to, and Fight to keep the Minimum Wage as Low as Possible to insure They STAY POOR since being Poor is a SERIOUS FUCKING DISADVANTAGE.. That way as the Cost of Living, Education, and Healthcare Increase and American’s Pay Doesn’t then in the End the GOP would become the Ruling Class. American Citizens would be Reduced to Financial Slaves and Indentured Servants. They’d spend Their lives Suffering just to keep these crooked cunts comfortable in their Multi Million Dollar Mansions and Do Their Bidding. The GOP wants the American People to Open the fuck Up and Eat whatever Shit Sandwich They want to Feed US and Not do a damn thing about it.

Cut Americans Access to Healthcare so They struggle to Afford Doctors/Medication because if Your Sick or Dying You don’t have Time to Challenge the GOP wannabe Overlords. Also Plenty of Republicans have MAJOR Financial Stakes in Pharmaceuticals so They get Rich making Sick People Suffer NEEDLESSLY just so They can Stay Rich and Powerful. Remember these Elitist Republican Assfucks have More Money than God so They can Afford the Best Medical Care There is.

Then The GOP toys to make Public Education as Shitty as Possible while Raising Tuitions to Private Schools and Collages. This is to try to keep the American People Dumb as Fuck because Stupid People aren’t Smart Enough to Realize Their getting fucked over constantly by the GOP. Also Dumbfuck Dipshit Don’t think for Themselves They are more like Cattle They do want Their Told without Question or Challenge to the Farm in Control if You will. Uneducated Assholes also are Hindered even if some of Them realize what the fuck is going on because Moronic Motherfuckers are hard to Organize into a Viable Threat to the GOP’s Quest for Superiority.

Lastly the GOP scumfuckers have been working on for YEARS as well in Their attempt to make Americans Serve Them and that lies with Women. Ever fucking wonder why Half of the GOP seem scarred of Women and the Other Half are Rapists and Child Molesters? To in effect control Women the GOP has made sure Women don’t get Equal Pay again putting Them in a Financial Based Disadvantage. They Also Push Their Pro-Life Agenda on Women having the fucking balls to claim They dictate what a Woman can do with HER OWN FUCKING BODY. HOW SICK IS THAT? Twisted GOP Fucks.

As You can See the GOP uses Their Vast Wealth to Rig the System against the Very fucking American’s that VOTED THEIR FUCKING ASSES INTO OFFICE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. The Answer as I said is Simple America must Unite and Rise up Against the Wealthy 1% that effectively Own America. First of All We Freeze Their Bank Accounts and Size All Their Assets Immediately. Without Their Vast Fortunes We would Cut Their Power/Influence Off at the fucking Knees because without it Their Utterly Helpless. Secondly We Sell Off ALL of Their Assets and Donate ALL PROCEEDS to Charities across the Board. The Third and Last Step We Drain every goddamn Dime from Every/All of Their Bank Accounts, and Cash in ALL of Their Investments and Drain Their Portfolios Dry as Death fucking Valley. We then take the Money and Put it Directly into Government Programs to Benefit Americans on Every Level like Education, Infrastructure, Hospitals, Employment Programs, Scientific Research Etc. So when its all Said and Done We leave these Criminal Pieces of Republican Crap with NOTHING not even the Clothes on Their Backs. Leave Them sitting on the fucking Curb Naked, Broke, and with NO Advantages of Wealth.

Bankrupting the Billionaire Republicans will also provide American’s with an ACTUALLY FREE MARKET since 90% Wall Street is in Fact Owned by the 1% NOT THE CITIZENS. If You think I’m wrong go fucking Google GameStop. In a Nutshell GameStop was Broke and on the Verge of Collapse and a Bunch of Hedge Funds (along with Wall Street Brokers and Investment Bankers) were planning to put GameStop out of Business once and for all. The American Public found out and Organized on Reddit to Buy GameStop Stock since it was Cheap as Hell with the Company Tanking and Drove Up the Price of the Stock. This Not Only Foiled the Wall Street Sons of Bitches from putting the Last Nail in GameStop’s Coffin it Cost the Dirty Bastards $5 BILLION. A Couple of the Hedge Funds involved Lost so Much Capital that THEY went Bankrupt resulting in Them Closing. The problem was after the Rich Elitist Wall Street Shitheads pitched a fucking Fit about it immediately RIGGED THE SYSTEM AGAIN to Prevent the American People from Participating in an Actual Free Market. Thus the Republican’s used Their Money to FUCK OVER AMERICANS and Keep Control of the Stock Market which provides Them with Millions of Dollars worth of Income.

Even if there is a Second American Revolution against the Gross Wealth Inequality was Waged and Won it Still would be Over. Once the Initial Problems Remedied there is still plenty of Work to Do to Ensure that this sort of Wealth Inequality NEVER Occurs Again. This Requires EXTREME METHODS of Damage Control as We are Fighting Against DECADES of Republican Self Serving Corruption. As I said the Republican Party is DEAD and Replaced by the Despicable GQP Habitually Lying, Self Saving, Wealth/Power Oriented, Domestic Terrorist Hate Group. Considering this THEY SHOULD BE DEALT WITH AS SUCH. The GQP are Parasites that should be Exterminated like any Termite or Roach. We Must Drive EVERYTHING GQP from America not just Now but FOREVER.We must Purge this GQP Plague and Sterilize Our Country. Just like a Cancerous Tumor the GQP will ONLY be Removed by Taking Action, and that action is REMOVING THEM WITH FORCE IF NEED BE.

To Do This We must SHUT DOWN The GQP Propaganda Channels of Communication crippling Their Influence on the America. That would me putting Fake Fox News, Newsmax, and OAN out of Business and ARRESTING They’re On Air Talent along with Management and CEO. The On Air Personalities and Management should stand Trial for fucking Treason for Spreading Lies and Propaganda on Behalf of Their GQP Loyalty. They WILL be convicted regardless because We will use the GQP’s Model of a Kangaroo Court. Once Convicted They should be Sentenced to LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE in SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. This Also Applies to GQP Websites, Social Media Platforms, and Any Other viable Method of Mass Communication (ie Radio, Magazines, Newspapers Etc.).

Any GQP Supporters among the American Public should be Rounded Up and Detained in Prison Camps while We decide They’re Fate for Them. There Three Options in My Opinion the First Deport the Sacks of Shit to Antarctic without Provisions Nor Supplies to Fend for Themselves. I mean these assholes spent Four fucking Years Spouting the Racist Motto “Love it or Leave It” so this would be a Taste of Their Own Medicine. The Second option is We Load them Up on a Fleet of Cargo Ships and Sail Them Out to See and Strand Them There. We Disable the Engine, Take all Tools, and Disable the Navigational Equipment and Leave Them Adrift to again Fend for Themselves. The Third Solution is to find a Deserted Island in the Middle of the Ocean and Leave Them There. It would be like Britain deciding to Transport its Convicts to Australia and use it as Their Dumping Ground.

The Final Step in the Process would Be ABOLISHING THE GQP ENTIRELY. Make being the Member of the GQP would be the Equivalent of being a Member of a Racist/Hate Group or Domestic Terrorist Organization or Convicts (who as a condition of Their Parole are Forbidden to associate with other Convicts or known Criminals). With the GQP straight up OUTLAWED the Last Task at Hand is deciding what to do with Promote Members of The Defunct Political Party. I say Arrest Them All Immediately and Try Them For Treason along with the Other Litany of Crimes They Committed and CONVICT EVERY LAST ONE. When it comes to Their Punishment for Engaging in a Full Blown Insurrection I would like to Refer to the Constitution. Our Forefathers who Wrote and Signed the Constitution of America were quite specific on the Punishment for Treason. Our Forefathers deemed the ONLY Punishment for Treason was DEATH.

With that Said The Orange Asshole, His Inner Circle, Lindsey Graham, Lin Wood, MTG, Josh Hawely, Ted Cruz, Lauren Boebert, Mitch McConnell, Bill Barr, Dejoy, DeSantis, and the More would be Executed PER THE CONSTITUTION. I say allow the American People to Assemble on the White House Lawn and have The Republicans marched Out one by One and Fed to the Rabid Mob. The Mob would beat the fuckers to Death or Literally Tear Them Limb from Limb like a Zombie Horde in a Horror Movie. Let the American People go all World War Two and Drag the Republicans Carcasses through the Streets to Cheering Crowds. Let The American Public String Up these Republican Savages’s Beaten, Broken, and Blood Corpses from Light Posts and Beaten like the World’s Shittiest Piñatas. The American People should Decapitate the Republican Cadavers and Display Their Severed Heads on Pikes Outside the White House. Once the Crows have Picked the Republicans shitty Skulls Clean the Skulls should be taken and Displayed in the Entrance to the White House as a Permeant Reminder to Other Devious Assholes if They Attempt to Harm America (or Its People) this would be the Result.

In Summation the Only Good Member of the GOP/GQP is a fucking Dead One.

Thanks For Reading,

By Les Sober

Texting In The Eye of The Shiticane

Once again I find myself having to Apologize. Repeatedly in Our continuing attempt to raise f-yourblog.com up to its full potential have suffered another self induced delay. Well what can We say other than We fucked up, BUT We are working diligently to defuckulate the situation.

As it were We had f-yourblog.com had the offer of a lifetime so passing on it wasn’t even considered and option. Thus We have been away somewhere across The Pond for the last 10 days being Spoiled like motherfuckers. I’ll leave it at that for now as it will be covered in a Piece to be posted in the immediate future.

As soon as I was Stateside I texted SpaceDog and preceded to have yet another of Our Legendary Texting Sessions, and This One Made The Cut.

So without further ado I give you TEXTING IN THE EYE OF THE SHITICANE:

SpaceDog: Oh Shit were u in Italy? I think that’s where u told me u were going at one point. Oh you missed it a 120 minute trump shitshow press conference. Highlights include him saying Democrats are gonna dig up dirt on george washington and that the world at the UN was laughing with him not at him (complete with nonsensical 10 minute explanation)

Les: Yeah We were in Tuscany. 120 minute trump conference…did Hell freeze over while I was gone?! Did hear trump got his fat orange ass laughed outnof the UN LMFAO!!! So officially the entire fucking world is mocking the shit out of trump while laughing right in his fucking face!!!

SpaceDog: Fuck u diane lane. I mean nice. Nah he was talking a lot of crazy all week cuz the UN came to NY.

Les: We should lock the White House down like a CDC Drill, pump it full of MDMA through the AC Vents and let the GOPieces of Shit rape the shit out of each other to death. Problem Solved. MDMA or Flakka Smoke. MDMA is too good for those fuckers! BATH SALTS IT IS!! That way the scumfuckers can eat each others faces while violently raping each other’s orifices beyond Surgical Reconstruction. LMMFAO

SpaceDog: Yeah bath salts. Maybe flake for trump so he’s also disfigured as he’s getting eaten. OK I’ve taken matters into my own hands.

Les: Seriously who the fuck goes to Medical School and decides to be a fucking Proctologist or Urologist?! I mean its the actual shittiest/ pissiest job of fucking medical Professionals?!!

SpaceDog: I’ve been deleting games and quitting games from my phone and computer so far taking me 2 hours. Trying to give all my shit away so i have no desire to fucking play.

Les: Someone’s parents happy about that? Like do they go to cocktail parties and brag their asses off about their wonderful son The Rectologist Ass Doctor OR do they just leave the Ass Doctor part out and just refer to their kid as Doctor?! DAMN.

SpaceDog: IDK maybe someone that likes seeing a lot of dick, but idk its not like u are seeing good dick. I mean i guess u are comparing best case scenario for dick and all i guess.

Les: That’s dedication to the cause. 2 hours of deleting shit?! You sure you don’t work for the government? LOL!

SpaceDog: Like maybe one day u see someone 60 and say we;; I’m glad my balls may only sag a little bit and do not touch my knees. Yeah hillary had me delete some emails. It was mainly 90 minutes in one game mindlessly donating tokens.

Les: DICK WARS on FOX this Fall!

SpaceDog: Then finding all the games in hidden places on my computer like a 14 year old with porn magazines or a guy trying to hide booze from the wife.

Les: So what finally made you want to get out of gaming? At 60 I’m tucking my testicles into my knee socks.

SpaceDog: Because I’ve been doing it 10-12 hours a day for 6 years.

Les: 90 minutes thats kinda hardcore.

SpaceDog: I keep going to all kinds of anonymous meetings and they tell me its not a problem even though I’ve told 3 different sponsors (recent) and 11 in total over the course of my life.

Les: LMFAO! BOOZE! PORN MAGS!

SpaceDog: Makes me think if dammer ever went to AA or NA they would say “Well as long as you are not drinking and reading the big book I really don’t see any issue with you eating a few boys every once in awhile.

Les: I apologize I haven’t smoked in 9-10 days and my Wife got CHinses Food so I’m all fucking over the fucking fuck

SpaceDog: No ganja in Tuscany? Haha i had Chinese today i think the greasy ass egg roll threw me into a rage.

Les: I looked into where you can get it and like America either you know a fucking guy or find a guy that knows a fucking guy. They said students and places with a younger demographic areas were where to look. That though is just painfully fucking obvious. Italy does sell legal “Marijuana Light” called so because of its fucking low ass THC level.

SpaceDog: The O’douls of Reefer

Les: Bullseye!

SpaceDog: I guess Amsterdam or Portugal would be better, actually even Canada is better.

Les: Its low as fuck all compared to the killer shit America is growing now a days and shit. People called it “fake weed” and complained about it giving them headaches and shit.

SpaceDog: I mean the cheapest legal place is Uruguay but I’d be scarred I’d get abducted there. Yeah if its from a machine its bound to be crap.

Les: Yeah I do love weed but not even I am going fucking anywhere near Africa, fucking everything in Africa fucking kills you. There was a store that was faker than fuck called CANNABIS that I looked into after hearing a ton of people shit talking it. Everything says Marijuana on it BUT ITS CBD ONLY, no THC whatsofuckingever. Its a classic fucking bait and switch false advertising scam.

SpaceDog: Uruguay is in South Africa but Africa yeah 1000 x’s over i don’t wanna go there. Maybe Casablanca if i can go back in time to when the movie was made or ancient Egypt but fuck current Africa. Oh whoopee do LOL! Thought i did almost buy gummies with CBD and melatonin but the dude wanted $30.

Les: Its all derived from the same fucking plant, but these cunters where misleading people by making them think they’d get a buzz, but it was just CBD your not getting Amsterdam Merch Here.

SpaceDog: Oh yeah so i may be quitting beer specifically because that entitled douchbag supreme said he really liked beer 15-20 x’s during his hearing. Maybe i will start the red wine. That’s the only booze i projectile vomit. That’s always fun.

Les: Kavanaugh is a complete CUNT, that fuck is getting raped by Hitler in Hell the fucking piece of living breathing fucking shit. CASTRATE KAVANAUGH! Cut his rotten cock off. AND NOW the rancid pecker fucker ruined BEER?!! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. Is there any fucking thing Trump and his GOPieces of Shit don’t fucking shit all over for fucking fucks sake. Waterboard that Supreme Court Cunt with Natty ICE till he’s fucking deader than dead the asshole deserves it. Well if you gotta vomit projectile is the best way to go I believe.

SpaceDog: All things projectile is better except when you jazz past your face and have no idea where the wad landed.

Les: Who the fuck green lit Murphy fucking Brown 2018?! How the fuck is Candice Bergeron not dead as fuck?!

SpaceDog: Out of all the reboots (including Fuller House) it is by far the worst.

Les: Thats why I where a face mask when I jerk off.

SpaceDog: I fell asleep 3 different nights trying to watch.

Les: Yeah but unlike typically rebooted shit their continuing it like it never went off the air or some fuckshit, I mean Candice looks like a blonde Liza Minelli. Botox Bombed out Blound. I guess 45 to 50 fucking facelifts at least, and she still is older than fuck, and not that mush better looking in spite of the gross amount of Plastic Surgery. No one remembers that fucking show so in the end who fucking cares?! LMMFBO!

SpaceDog: They should remake this horrible show. Watch “Dangerous Women TV Show Intro” on Youtube. I vaguely remember my parents watching it and it not being very funny. Not the women murphy brown not so funny.

Les: Yeah it was all political as shit. “The Series Return” that’s how fuck me Fox is billing this Bullshattery.

SpaceDog: Only one I’m honestly glad returned from the dead is Will and Grace since no one seems to be in much of a hurry to do it. Christ sometimes i think I’m gonna have to do it myself. Though that Australian show with the gay guy was good. The Stuff nightmares are made of. It’s like they sewed together the faces of all the dead Golden Girls to remake hers.

Les: I think bringing back Will and Grace would definitely be interesting shit. TV has become boring as shit. I’d especially like to see it comeback under your direction. That be entertaining.

SpaceDog: Its been back gonna be year 2 this year.

Les: What Australian Show was that?! I must have missed that one? Getting older is a shit reason for being absent minded. What Really?! Dear fucking Christ on a cocking where the fuck have I been? Oh wait living under a fucking rock apparently.

SpaceDog: Please Like Me…..i think it’s on HULU. The main guy is gay but thats mostly it besides the guys he dates. It was on the networks on some weird channel i never heard of that got axed.

Les: Cool I just scored my Brother’s HULU password so GAME FUCKING ON!

SpaceDog: Do u use IMDB? If i sign up for an account, do you know if i can get alerted to when actors/actresses have new projects coming out? Like how Spotify tells me about albums and concerts.

Les: Sounds like one of those shows ahead of its time and shit so at the time the general moronic public couldn’t understand it and it met an untimely demise.

SpaceDog: Yeah its pretty fucking dark sarcasm humor not all daisies and bullcrap.

Les: I’m not even sure I can recollect what the hell IMDB is, I’m the Technology Anti-Christ or some shit.

SpaceDog: Internet movie database

Les: Dark Sarcasm I’m in.

SpaceDog: I see one hot guy in one movie and i cyberstalk everything they’ve been in.

Les: I really wish I knew of this database much fucking sooner.

SpaceDog: And drunk tweet them and shame delete in the morning.

Les: LMFBO! Shame Delete!!

SpaceDog: I just assumed everyone knew. I’ve been on the internet since AOL.

Les: Think we have all but been there. I’m a Techtard. I’m always having to fucking catch the hell up LMTB!

SpaceDog: The biggest “celeb” that responded was the sprint/Verizon guy. Can u hear me now? Trump would say thats bigly sad.

Les: That be trump for you that fat orange fucktard, that baby dick having bitch boy, could he want to fuck his daughter any more?!! The fat filthy son of a bitch scumfucking scumfucked scumfucker scumfuck! ORANGE WANK MAGGOT! I can’t WAIT to shit on Trump’s fucking grave. I’m talking downing Exlax like Beer before hand and a German Industrial Institutional Grade Enema on Site.

+I sent SpaceDog one of those Personalized Emojis that fucking look like you. It’s one of the really fucking random shit that just appears from time to time. Its Me holding the 50 pound Shit Emoji thats as big as my Avatars fucking head. And not only does the Shit Emoji have the classic Smile and Wide Eyes but this one has a bright pink ribbon on top. My avatars head is slightly tilted with a slight smile that makes me look like a fucking sociopath.+

Les: WTF is this emoji for?! I had to wait a fuck long time for an opening anyfuckingwhere to use this absurd fucking thing.

SpaceDog: Idk 1) when i tell you that may fiber is working? 2) I just gave someone Benefiber recently maybe then? 3) can’t wait to shit on your face 40 text it to the Wife immediately before you give her a Dutch Oven.

Les: It looks like I came to your house, rang your fucking doorbell, and then presented you with a 50 pound pile of shit emoji like some fucking welcome to the neighborhood type shit cake or perhaps its a congratulatory “Its a Girl” new born baby gift?! Or just plain old pile of shit thats as big as my fucking head with a bow on the bitch to make it what a fucking present?! IT FUCKING DOESN’T ADD UP BABYCAKES! #3 Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Second Place #4.

SPaceDog: Third place i shit so hard your toilet is clogged u need a plumber. They need a guy with his asscrack showing emoji.

Around this Time Gorged on Opulent amounts of Chinese Take Out, and High as a fucking Kite I fell the fuck asleep so sue me. And thus concludes this installment of Les and SpaceDog’s Textology.

By Les Sober & SpaceDog

Politics is Full of Assholes

People kept asking me why since I am quite passionate about politics (especially now a days) why I don’t write a post about it. I don’t for a few reasons.

The first I don’t want to waste my time or be annoyed by Political Fanatics who want to endlessly argue THEIR political points, its an exercise in utter and complete futility.

Second it take I image a few YEARS for me to write, and in the end it would be a fucking big book (I wouldn’t split it up over several posts because I’m first and foremost a writer NOT a Politician), and I don’t want to turn into a Political Blog either. That gets boring fast as fuck both for readers and myself.

Lastly beside being a writer I dabble a GREAT deal of Art (Painting, Sculpting, Drawing, all that shit.) SO based on the exactly the same concept of my GG ALLIN Pictorial Posts that a picture says a 1,000 words decided to use pictures. This time the Pictures will no be just a Photo, They will be mostly Mean Motherfucking, Brutally Truthful, and to the point Memes (which combines writing and Photographic Art).

I spent several hours showering the Idiotnet looking for direct to the point, I’m not a Politician NOR am I a fucking comedian.

If for ANY reason you as a Reader feel it necessary to voice your political opinion based on this post (or any fucking thing else) do me a fucking favor. Don’t bother posting the comment instead GO EAT SHIT SANDWICHES IN HELL ASSHOLE.