So What The Hell is Skulheadface Exactly?!
Well Skulheadface, a Formerly a Beautiful Queen of a Peaceful, Vegetarian Planet, who was TRANSFORMED into a FOUL CREATURE during a Raid on Her Planet by Gwar’s Nemesis The Sinister Cardinal Syn. Skulhedface then travels to Earth, where She is instructed to collect a sufficient amount of Jizmoglobin which is a BLUE BODILY FLUID that is responsible for the Creativity, Rebellion, and Decadence of All Creature.
Meanwhile Gwar is Hosting a Telethon on Their Pirate Television Station SLAVE PIT TV. The Grisly Goal of the Telethon: Offer enough HUMAN SACRIFICES to UniteThem with The WORLD MAGGOT, which lies Dormant in the Earth’s Molten Core. Gwar are having a great deal of success, which get the Attention of GlomCo, An Evil Media Conglomerate.
GlomCo’s CEO Boss Glom summons Gwar’s Loyal Manager Sleazy P. Martini, in the Hopes that Sleazy will Sell Gear Out,Reduce Gwar to Generic Commodities, and Ultimately KILL GWAR to Prevent Any Interference. Sleazy repeatedly Refuses, that is Until He is Offered More Money than He has Ever Seen in His Miserable Life. At this Point, Gwar Smashes Through the Ceiling, and Boss Glom immediately Summons His ARMED GUARDS. Gwar non the less makes Short Work of the Guards and the Other Board Members too boot, But Boss Glom Escapes utilizing His Private Elevator. After the SLAUGHTER Slave Pit TV is Broadcast to the General Public, since Gwar had taken over The Equipment as well as the Evil Corporation.
On the Way to a SECRET LABORATORY, Boss Glom reveals He is Actually SKULHEDFACE! In Skulheadface’s Laboratory her Assistant Flopsy assists Her over to a Large Jizmoglobin Extraction Device. Rocker SEBASTIAN BACH is placed into the Dastardly Device, His Jizmoglobin is Removed, and Bach Emerges a Business Man Type with Absolutely NO PERSONALITY. Skulheadface starts Drinking the Jizmoglobin when a Transmission from Cardinal Syn comes in. Cardinal Syn announces He will “Be Arriving in the Next Movie” (which to His credit He does) to Collect Jizmoglobin and Subjugate Earth (Which He attempts to Do, only to Fail).
Meanwhile, The Telethon is still going Well, and Gwar Celebrates Their Imminent Departure from the Planet Via The World Maggot. Beefcake The Mighty, however Spots Flopsy, Who has come to Lure Him into a Trap. Skulheadface removes Beefcake’s Face, and dons it Herself, and Tells Gwar there are Midgets in the Basement with which Gwar could indulge Their Excessive Sexual Appetite one Last Time before Leaving the Planet. When Gwar reach the Basement, They discover Beefcake, who is Tied Up and Faceless. Flopsy in the End returns Beefcake’s Face to Him only to Be VIOLENTLY MURDERED By Him.
Skulhedface Reveals Her GREATEST WEAPON- The FLESH COLUMN, which is Composed of the FOULEST OF HUMAN BODY PARTS. The Combined efforts of Gwar aren’t Enough and They are Subjected to The Jizmoglobin Extraction Device which Overloads with Gwar’s Combined Jizmoglobin. Skulhedface is reverted back to Her Old Self, and Gwar are Transformed back into Infants. With Her Benevolence Restored Skulhedface returns Gwar’s Jizmoglobin to Them, and Life Returns to Normal. That is Until The Entire Band Fuck Skulhedface to DEATH, and Them Promptly return to The World Maggot. As Gwar reach the Earth’s Surface, They See The World Maggot Flying Off into the Depths of Space without Them. Sleazy tries His best to Console Gwar and Concludes the Broadcast Day.
Hope You Enjoyed This Gore Filled Gwar Film as Much as We did.
Presented By Les Sober