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Backrooms – Reunion

Welcome too Today’s FYB Post featuring the Ongoing Saga of The Backrooms with BACKROOMS – REUNION by (and Posted to) Kane Pixels YouTube Channel. The Backrooms Originated from a Thread on the /X/ Board of 4Chan on May 12, 2019, where an Anonymous User asked Others to “Post Disquieting Images that just Feel ‘Off”. The Backrooms is the Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room”. The Comment led to an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Video Originated on the /X/ Board of 4Chan Pertaining to the Topic. The Backrooms was made into a Short Horror Film and a Incredibly fucking Original Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 ,and the Rest of the Series was Uploaded over the Course of the Last Several Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

As it Turns Out the A-Sync Research Channel (Named After the Fictitious Corporation Pioneering The Backrooms in Kane Pixel’s Backrooms Series) which We Thought were a Secondary Channel created by Kane Pixels to Advance Plot Line. We apparently were Wrong at least as Far as Face Value is Concerned but there is More Simmering Under the fucking Surface Here. A Comment by whoever the fuck is Responsible for the A-Sync Channel stated that the Channel isn’t Run by Kane Pixels, but instead it is Inspired by Him. So what the fuck is this all about then?

Good fucking Question and Here is Our View on it. This A-Sync Person/People are NOT Random or are They Fans involved in some Fan Fiction Bullshit. This Person/People are OBVIOUSLY Collaborators working Side by Side with Kane Pixels since the Video Theme, Quality, and Feel of Each others Videos Coincide with One Another. That Doesn’t Negate the Fact there are a SHIT TON of Videos about or Based on The Backrooms which Really Fucking Muddies the Waters. SO to Keep shit Somewhat fucking Organized We will Note Which Channel Kane’s or A-Sync’s the New /Latest Installment is Posted On.

Our Perspective on The Backrooms Series:

When it Comes to this Unique Series it does Something Rare Especially Now a Days which is it Simply fucking gets Better with Each Episode. The Series is also Incredible at Building the Tension of Each Installment until the fucking Anxiety of the Characters Bleeds through the fucking Screen. The Backrooms is Definitive fucking Proof You don’t Need a Shit Ton of Cash, Hollywood, Big Movie, An Orgy of CGI, Big Production Companies, Big Time Studios, Famous Actors, Film School/Degree, Jump Scares, or Even Gore to Mindfuck and Creep the Shit out the Audience.

DESCRIPTION: For the First fucking Time there IS NO Description Provided.

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

He Took His Skin Off For Me

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the 2014 Short Film HE TOOK HIS SKIN OFF FOR ME Written and Directed by Ben Aston. Aston is a London Born Filmmaker Who was Raised in Hong Kong, Australia, Bath, Singapore, and Shanghai. His First Foray into Directing was a fucking Puppet Show at the Age of 11 that Lasted SO fucking Long it Required a fucking Intermission. After Graduating with a BA in Philosophy from Kings College London He spent a Year Setting up a Production House with Friends, Creating Short Films, Music Videos, and Ads for Political Organizations. This Resulted in a National Broadcast Job, which in turn Paid for Aston’s First Term at the London Film School.

We will Admit that this HE TOOK HIS SKIN OFF FOR ME is Rather fucking Tame for the Type shit We Post Normally but So fucking What?! We like this Short Horror Film for a Few Reasons First being the Name that Reminds Us of Other Similar Movie Titles like “I Drink Your Blood!” or “I EAT YOUR SKIN”. Secondly it Also happens to Remind Us of One of Our Favorite fucking Movies of all Time the Clive Barker’s Hellraiser Horror Movie Franchise. We mean Seriously what the fuck Else would Someone Think of (instead of the Hellraiser Reference) when the Topic of Skinless People Comes Up for fucks Sake?!

Next We do Enjoy the Fact that HE TOOK HIS SKIN OFF FOR ME is Not a Gore Soaked Splatter Movie, But Man if it fucking was it Be fucking Fantastic. This Short Film falls into the Creepy Asian Horror Movies for while Asian Horror has Gore Movies/Splatter Movies/Torture Porn Out the fucking Wazoo this is the Other Variety. The Second School of Though in Asian Horror if You will is the Creepy Unnerving Mindfuck Horror Genre the Kind of Shit that Crawls into Your Cranium like a Cinematic Parasite. The kind of Horror Movie You simply Can’t Stop thinking About in Spite of How Much You may want To.

Lastly it has the Surreal Insanity Feel that’s Reminiscent of Director David Lynch and being Huge fucking Lynch Fans that’s Definite fucking Works for US. So the Best Way We can Describe this Film is Combine the Surreal Insanity of David Lynch with the Dark Mind of Clive Barker to make the Next Hellraiser Sequel.

Meanwhile it’s Important to Note Our Only Criticism is there Obviously should have been a shit ton More fucking Blood like fucking Buckets of it a Borderline Blood fucking Bath.

It is What it Is,

Presented By les Sober

BACKROOMS – HOLES and I REMEMBER

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring BACKROOMS – HOLES which is the Latest Installment from the Psychological Horror Web Series by Kane Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that originated from a Thread on the /X/ Board of 4Chan on May 12, 2019, where an Anonymous User asked Others to “Post Disquieting Images that just Feel ‘Off’.” There the First Photo Depicting the Backrooms was Uploaded, Presenting a Slightly Titled Image of a Sickly Yellow-Colored Hallway. Another Anonymous User Commented on the Photo with the First Story about the Backrooms, Claiming that One enters the Backrooms when They “No Clip Out of Reality in the Wrong Areas.”, which is a Video Game- Related Term Originating from the Popular Video Game DOOM for when a Player Passes Through a Physical Boundary that would Otherwise Block Their Way.

The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic (and of Course a Video Game). The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Few Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

This Unique Series does Something Rare Especially Now a Days which is it Simply fucking gets Better with Each Episode. The Series is also Incredible at Building the Tension of Each Installment until the fucking Anxiety of the Characters Bleeds through the fucking Screen. The Backrooms is Definitive fucking Proof You don’t Need a Shit Ton of Cash, Hollywood, Big Movie, An Orgy of CGI, Big Production Companies, Big Time Studios, Famous Actors, Film School/Degree, Jump Scares, or Even Gore to Mindfuck and Creep the Shit out the Audience. We would like to Acknowledge that this Incredible Series’s Sense of Desperation, Dread, and Isolation that Drives this Horror/Sci Fi Horror Series is Building and it’s Building Quickly. The Latest Installment BACKROOMS – HOLES really Ramps Up the Storyline from being Alienated, Alone and Trapped to HUNTED, Alone, and Trapped.

Along the Way Something Interesting Happened a Secondary Channel on BACKROOMS with IDENTICAL fucking Content as Kane Pixels Joined Youtube on November 24, 2016 where as Kane Joined Youtube on April 13, 2015. AND the Channels Name is Async Research which is the EXACT same Name of the Fictitious Organization/Company in Kane’s Backroom Series. As You may Imagine this has Raised Several Questions. You see one of the BIGGEST fucking Bitch in the BACKROOM is While Kane and Whoever the fuck Async Research is are KILLING it there is a fucking Blitzkrieg of Other Backroom Bullshit that Only Adds to the fucking Overall Chaos.

As it Turns Out the A-Sync Research Channel which we thought was a Secondary Channel created by Kane Pixels to Advance the Plot Line and We apparently were Wrong (at least as Far as Face Value is Concerned). A Comment by whoever the fuck is Responsible for the A-Sync Channel stated that the Channel isn’t Run by Kane Pixels, but instead it is Inspired by Him. So what the fuck is this all about then? Good fucking Question and Here is Our View on it. This A-Sync Person/People are NOT Random or Fans involved in some Fan Fiction Bullshit. This Person/People are OBVIOUSLY Collaborators working Side by Side with Kane Pixels since the Video Theme, Quality, and Feel of Each others Videos Coincide with One Another. The Other thing worth Noting is the Series was Originally Titled “THE BACKROOMS” and Now has been Simplified to Just “BACKROOMS” have No Idea Why but like We said We felt it was Worth Noting.

The Channel’s Self Description is as Follows:
“The A-Sync Research Development Team (ARDT) is an organization that is dedicated to bringing the world more affordable living space and solve overpopulation around the globe. The ARDT was formed in September 1983.” and that “This channel is heavily inspired by Kane Pixels: https://www.youtube.com/KANEpixels”

With that Said this Post is a Bit Different as We will be Featuring BACKROOMS – HOLES that was Posted 11 Days Ago on the Async Research Channel. What’s Different this Time is We are Also Including I REMEMBER that was Posted on Kane Pixels Channel a Month Ago and is the ONL:Y Title in the Series so Far to NOT have Backrooms in the fucking Title. This is Our Attempt to keep the this shit Straight especially with all the Aforementioned Other Backroom Bitches Pumping Out Generic, Talentless, Boring Backroom(s) Click Bait Bullshit. So Let’s Get Started Shall We, Yes Lets. First Off Here is BACKROOMS – HOLES followed by I REMEMBER.

OUR 2 CENTS:

As We said this Series has Steadily Building Tension with Each New Installment. In this Installment there 2 Key Points that need Addressing. First Off We now Definitively Know Chris (The Camera Man) is Absolutely NOT ALONE as the Blasphemies living in the Backrooms make Their Presence Well Known. Second is Where Does Chris End Up by the End of the Video? Is it a New Level of the Backrooms or just a Continuation of the Level Chris is Currently on? Either Way You look at it Chris Life is in Now in Serious fucking Peril that’s for fucking Sure.

BACKROOMS – HOLES Description: This is a …. continuation of the tape that -..-. was recorded by civilian Christopher E. ***** This footage was .— recorded on February — 2nd, 1984.

Now Something rather fucking unusual happened when We watched I REMEMBER and that was the Comment at the Top of the List by Someone going by Kattowo Caught Our Eye. This is fucking weird because We specifically Avoid the Comment Section due to the Fact it’s usually just useless babbling bullshit. You know the shit We’re talking about its the mindless fluff like “Great Video Keep Up The Good Job.”, “What a Shitty Video” or Perhaps Something utterly Asinine like “Totally Creeped me Out” or some other Nonsense. Lets fucking Face it the Comments Section is as fucking Useless as Any and All Social Media Platforms where Every Asshole thinks They’re a fucking Genius and the World cares about Their Opinion. TO BE CLEAR as a General Rule of Thumb We DO NOT give a Shit, Flying Fuck, or a Rat’s Ass about anything anyone has written in any Comment Section. With that Said there are ALWAYS Exceptions to the Rule and Kattowo would be that Very Exception. We were Surprised by the Detailed Analysis and How Actually fucking Though Provoking it is. We decided to give Kattowo the Credit They Deserve for a Job well Done and so Here is the Comment made by Kattowo.

Kattowo:

“Immediate interpretation: the “sea/ocean” is meant to represent the Backrooms; Talking about a house and other things “cast down to the seabed with all the other forgotten things.” As in objects or places that were forgotten becoming a part of the Backrooms. And the person talking, the person who “remembers” could represent Async, who rediscovered that which was once forgotten. An example being the Picture seen in “Found Footage #2” and the home video. This could explain why the Backrooms is the way it is in the first place: it’s the physical manifestation of being forgotten. “Folding downwards, into themselves” “Forever tearing along the seams of the sky” Describing how the Backrooms molds these memories into something; only to tear itself and all reality apart– creating a labyrinth of twisted halls that look like they were made by humans… but could never have been due to how unreal they are.”

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

SAMURI SLASHER or When You Forget To Samurai Slice The Like Button

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring SAMURI SLASHER or WHEN YOU FORGET TO SAMURI SLAISH THE LIKE BUTTON by Content Creator Who goes by jeftric Who Directed, created, starred, edited by jeftric the SAMURI SLASHER. It appears jeftric is switching His Channel’s Content from Mindless Video Game Bullshit to Horror. SAMURI SLASHER is jeftric’s First Official attempt at Horror and for what it is it’s rather entertaining as First Attempt go.

Now What We got a Kick Out of was the Fact that this is an Absurd Comedy Horror. It’s fucking Obvious by the Duel Titles that it isn’t a Horror Movie meant to Scare the Holy fucking shit Out of the Audience. It reminds Us a Great fucking Deal of Tromp Team Releases that Help Independent and Rather Odd Film Makers get Their Films Made. Trim Releases is NOT to be Confused with Tromp Entreatment that Produces Their Own Unique Brand of Gore Drenched Juvenile Humor Fueled Horror Flicks.

Plot Summary:

A Teenager is at Home opting to watch New YouTube Videos instead of attending a Party. A Friend of His calls Him and Insists that He watch the News Immediately. The News Broadcaster is Informing the Public of a Psychotic Serial Killer know as “The Samurai Slasher” who is Running Amok Murdering Anyone who hasn’t Hit the like Button on a Particular Youtuber’s (coryxkensin) New Video within the Next 24 Hours…….

It is What it Is,

Presented by Les Sober

THE BACKROOMS – EXIT

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring BACKROOMS – EXIT The Latest Installment from the Psychological Horror Web Series by Kane Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Few Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

As it Turns Out the A-Sync Research Channels which we thought was a Secondary Channels created by Kane Pixels to Advance Plot Line and We apparently were Wrong (at least as Far as Face Value is Concerned). A Comment by whoever the fuck is Responsible for the A-Sync Channel stated that the Channel isn’t Run by Kane Pixels, but instead it is Inspired by Him. So what the fuck is this all about then? Good fucking Question and Here is Our View on it. This A-Sync Person/People are NOT Random or are They Fans involved in some Fan Fiction Bullshit. This Person/People are OBVIOUSLY Collaborators working Side by Side with Kane Pixels since the Video Theme, Quality, and Feel of Each others Videos Coincide with One Another. The Last Installment from Kane was Titled “Presentation” and the Subsequent A-Syncs Video “Exit” have a Good bit in Common a Prime Example is the Miniature Models of the Backrooms Layout in “Presentation” is also Part of the “Exit” Video as well.

Our 2 Cents:

First Off We would like to Acknowledge that this Incredible Series Sense of Utter and Total Isolation that Drives the Series is Building and Building Quickly. In this Video the Lost Camera Man (the Last Possible Survivor of a Group of 3) Explores Various Anomalies He finds along the Way. The Most Interesting Development is the Camera Man locates a Elevator that He takes to a Couple Different Levels. Now are They Legit Levels of the Backrooms or are They a Part of A-Synch Research’s Control or Observation Area(s) since They are the Ones Pioneering the Backrooms Project? What We like Best about this Video was the Somewhat of a Surprise Ending so be Sure to Check it Out.

Description Accompanying Video:

This is a continuation of the tape ….- that was recorded by civilian Christopher -..-. E. ******* on .—- February 1st, —– 1984.

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

A-SYNC RESEARCH DEVELOPMENT AND THE BACKROOMS

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring BACKROOMS A-SYNC ADDITIONAL INFORMATION/VIDEOS as Part of the Psychological Horror Web Series by Kane Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Few Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

SOMETHING NEW: There has Been a New Development in the BACKROOMS Saga. Series Creator Kane Pixels has Started a Secondary BACKROOMS Channel with Additional Content Not Found on His Main Channel. The New Channel He Started is Named A-Sync Research after the Fictitious and Ominous Research Company from the Series that’s Responsible for Introducing the BACKROOMS to the World. This Development has Thrown Things a Bit Out of Whack Here So now We’re Doing Damage Control to Sort Out any and all confusion. We have Previously Posted Installments Backrooms – The Search and No Escape Previously, BUT We included them here Anyway to Preserve the Series in its Entirety.

Here Are the A-Sync Videos In Chronological Order:

The Backrooms – Pillars (Found Footage)

CAPTION: January 2, 1998

2) The Backrooms – The Hole

CAPTION: This is a small section of footage that was able to be recovered from an unidentified camera found in the Complex by the A-Sync Research Development Team. 5/22/91

3) The Backrooms – Encounter

CAPTION: This is a small section of footage that was able to be recovered from an unidentified camera found in the Complex by the A-Sync Research Development Team. 5/21/91

4) The Backrooms – The End

CAPTION: his is a small section of footage that was able to be recovered from an unidentified camera found in the Complex by the A-Sync Research Development Team. 5/22/91

5) The Backrooms – Async

CAPTION: This is a small section of footage that was able to be recovered from an unidentified camera found in the Complex by the A-Sync Research Development Team. 5/22/91

6) The Backrooms – The Rope

CAPTION: This is a small section of footage that was able to be recovered from an unidentified camera found in the Complex by the A-Sync Research Development Team. 5/22/91

7) The Backrooms – Telephone

CAPTION: This is a small section of footage that was able to be recovered from an unidentified camera found in the Complex by the A-Sync Research Development Team. 5/22/91

8) The Backrooms – Library Entity

CAPTION: This is a small section of footage that was able to be recovered from an unidentified camera found in the Complex by the A-Sync Research Development Team. 5/22/91

9) The Backrooms – Lost and Found

CAPTION: This is all the footage that was able to be recovered from an unidentified camera found in the Complex (Hallways, Backrooms, etc.) by the A-Sync Research Development Team. 5/21/91

10) The Backrooms – No Escape

CAPTION: This tape was .—- recorded by civilian Christopher E. ******* -..-. who was reported missing .—- —– on January 30th, 1984.

11) The Backrooms – The Search

CAPTION: This is a continuation of the tape that was ..— recorded by civilian Christopher E. ******* -..-. on February .—- —– 1st, 1984.

12) The Backrooms – Lost

CAPTION:This is a continuation …– of the tape that was recorded by civilian Christopher -..-. E. ******* on February 1st, .—- —– 1984.

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

The Backrooms – Presentation

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring THE BACKROOMS – PRESENTATION by the More than Talented Kane Pixels. THE BACKROOMS -PRESENTATION is the Latest Installment in the Psychological Horror Web Series by Kane Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Few Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

My Notes:

Description Accompanying Video: 05/08/90
Starts with the Beginning of Corporate Presentation Video.
The Video/Presentation is by Async Research Institute.
The Presentation pertains to Humanity, Populations Growth, Society, and Social Issue/Problems.
Async’s Solution to the above is: The Low-Proximity Magnetic Distortion System.
The Presentation Video is Cut with Black and White Security Camera Footage, Cameraman Footage, Photos of Staged Rooms, Doe Tape Archive (3283) Footage, and Still Shots (Photos).
I SUGGEST YOU WAIT FOR THE REALLY COOL AND REALLY STRANGE ENDING.

It is What it Is,

Presented BY Les Sober

The Backrooms (Double Feature): NO ESCAPE and THE SEARCH

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring THE BACKROOMS NO ESCAPE AND THE SEARCH by the More than Talented Kane Pixels. THE BACKROOMS – NO ESCAPE and THE SEARCH are the Latest Installments in the Psychological Horror Web Series by Kane Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Few Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

The Description For Both Installments is as Follows:

This tape was .—- recorded by civilian Christopher E. ******* -..-. who was reported missing .—- —– on January 30th, 1984.

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

Aleister Crowley Double Feature: FETISH and SEER

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post and We got a Little Something Special a Double Header featuring the Videos FETISH and SEER by a Content Creator(s) Who go by Aleister Crowley (Who was an Actual Historical Figure). Now Let’s take a Look at the Channel’s Stats to Help Clarify what the fuck this is all About.

ALEISTER CROWLEY CHANNEL STATS:

The Channel has a Total of just 2 Videos.
The Channel has a Piddly 498 Subscribers.
Joined: February 25, 2017.
Total Number of Views: Again a Rather Pathetic 6,236.
About/ Playlists/ Community/Channels List are as You might fucking Imagine are all Completely fucking Blank.

So to Say this is a Tiny Channel is Obscure is the fucking Understatement of the fucking Millennium But Let’s Continue.

SO WHO THE FUCK WAS THE REAL ALEISTER CROWLEY?

In a NutShell Aleister Crowley was an English Occultist, Ceremonial Magician, Poet, Painter, Novelist, and Mountaineer. He also Founded the Religion of Thelema, Identifying Himself as the Prophet Entrusted with Guiding Humanity into AEON of Horus in the Early 20th Century. Basically is was Batshit Crazy by Most Peoples Standards.

SHALL WE BREAK DOWN THE VIDEOS, YES LETS:

The First fucking Video is Titled “Fetish” which after watching I’m pretty fucking sure the Name is just Click Bait Bullshit.
The Video starts with some Good Old fucking POV Tired Bullshit.
OH BOY ANOTHER UNORIGINAL “Creepy Killer Clown” Central Character because that’s not Be Over Done like a Total Motherfucker. Let’s fucking Own up to the Fact There Only 3 Relevant Clowns in fucking Horror: Pennywise, Art the Clown (from the Movie Terrifier which We just so Happen to have Posted Here Previously), and The Real Deal John Wayne Gacy. That’s fucking it. This Guy, This fucking Clown Decked Out in a Jump Suit and Knit Cap is SO FUCKING LAME Guy looks like a fucking Slipknot Reject.
The Only Disturbing thing About the fucking Apartment this was Filmed at is How fucking Bland it is it fucking BLEEDS MUNDANENESS, it’s Disturbing because its SO FUCKING REAL LIFE. Corporate Whores through Up Massive Multi Level Apartment or Town Home Complexes of these Generic Cookie fucking Cutter Soul Sucking Units with No Personality whatsoever. They are the Construction Equivalent to fucking Ikea Furniture.

Now some Might say that the ALL TOO PAINFULLY AVERAGE Apartment was Chosen over Let’s Say an Abandoned Factory or Grimy Basement is due to the Commentary of the Creator. To put it Simple a “Even in the Average Day, in an Average Community Evil Lurks in Our Mists” Over Dramatic Shitty B Horror fucking Movie (which by the Way We are Fans of so Don’t get Us Wrong) Tagline.
There is No Audio what so fucking ever which is a Change since Usually these Type of Videos feature Abrasive, Harsh, Loud, and Piercing Noises like Two Computers Raping Each other to Death.
As Far as Acting is Concerned is Bad if You Suck as Bad as This Tool and All the fuck They are Asking of You is to FUCKING MIME BASIC SHIT LIKE EAT AND DRINK?!! The Acting Ate Aborted Albino Ass.
Mother Odd fucking Choice is this Video was Filmed During the Day as Opposed to Night or in Some Dungeon like Basement or other Windowless Rooms. Doesn’t Help the Video to Suck any Less Unfortunately.
AND AS FOR THOSE FUCKING MANNEQUIN HEADS HOLY FUCKING SHIT is this Asshole in a Clown Mask going to Pull Out EVERY PLAYED OUT Amateur Gimmick in the goddamn Book?!

The ONLY thing that is Even Vaguely Interesting is the Fact the Comments Section is Turned Off. Again Usually with These Sorts of Videos the Comments are Key since it Provides a Place for Viewers to State Opinions or Hypothesis. Which Helps Hopefully to “Build a Buzz Around It” as the Douchbags in Entertainment Say.
Video Description: Finally

NOW LETS ROAST SEER SHALL WE, YES LETS:

Well it Didn’t take Long for The Content Creator(s) to Realize Turing of Comments (Especially in Their Genre) is Detrimental as Fuck, and So WA-FUCKIG-LA The Comments are On.
99.9% of the Comments Though are Utter fucking Crap. It’s all Bullshit Fluff like “That was INSANE” or “Love the vid” or “can’t wait for part 3” and all that useless fucking Shit. Guess it shouldn’t be Surprising since there only 2 Videos Total and they were Posted Several YEARS Apart.
YUP THIS ASSHOLE IS GOING TO PULL OUT EVERY B HORROR CLICHE IN THE BOOK: NOW IT’S HEAVY BREATHING. It’s Not Creepy it’s just Played Out, and it doesn’t make the Clown Chump sound Scarier it makes Him sound fucking Asthmatic. Seriously I wanted to get this Poor Bastard an Inhaler.

And Agin a Shit Ton of Beaten to Death POV as Clown Wonders Aimlessly through Apartment.
There is a More Interesting Addition to this Video which is Ironically Audio. The First Half of the Video there is a Man’s Voice Heavily Distorted with an Echo. Also in the Second Half there is Much Clearer Audio of a Different Man Rambling On about Aleister Crowley. This is Much More like the “Unexplained/Mysterious” Video Genre.
That’s Really all there is Other than the Clown Chump Standing Motionless in Front of the Camera WAY TOO LONG. Learn to Edit Assholes. And this Staring into the fucking Camera Close Up Shit ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? That Shit is Played Out just like Every other Angle this Content Creator(s) Uses.
But like with the Addition of Audio there a Few Interesting Things that are more Typical for this Genre in this Video unlike Fetish. Here they are: The Blurry Picture of Three White People could be Adults or Teens but the Picture was Blurry as Fuck on Purpose so No Foul there, and One Viewer (the 0.01%) Mentioned there are Several Large Possibly Body Sized Lumps under the Cover in the Bed.
So It’s pretty fucking Safe to Assume whatever the fuck this is the Theme is BLATANTLY Serial Killer.

So What The Fuck Aleister?

The Way We see it is Very Simple with Three Possible But Viable Explanations. First the Project be it an ARG or Art Project the Creator(s) Ran out of Cash, Ambition, Interest, or a Combination of the Three. The Second is the Series or whatever You want to Call it is in Some “I think I’m so Smart and Creative” Bullshit Mentality where there were Only Meant to be the Two Videos Total, But We think that’s Pretty fucking Unlikely. Thirdly the Whatever it is isn’t Finished as the Videos are Posted Years Apart as We mentioned Earlier so More Could in Theory Anyway be Coming. We REALLY Hope it the Third Option because We’d Hate to have to Circle Back to this Turd in the Future to Talk some more Shit

It is Whatever the fuck It is,

Presented By Les Sober

Mezlo’s Trick

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring MEZLO’S TRICK by None Other Than London Based Writer, Director, Visual Artist, and Computer Animator Ben Wheele. If You Mezlo’s Trick then You Should Check Out the Other Ben Wheele Videos We’ve Posted Previously on FYB. So Who the Fuck is the Deal with Ben Wheele?! Wheele Graduated from The Royal Collage of Art with a Masters in Animation in 2011, and His Films have been Screened at Festivals Internationally, Including Annecy, Pictoplasma, London Intl.Animation Festival, Rotterdam Film Festival and Stuttgart ITFS. Wheele’s work has also been Exhibited at The Sunday Painter Gallery (London), Gazell.io Digital Art Space, and Broadcast on Adult Swim and Channel 4 (UK). He is also the Founder of ‘Studio Ponk’ and Currently Lectures in 3D Animation and Games at Middlesex University.

We enjoy Wheele’s work Due to the Nightmarish Knack He has for Surreal Horror Animation and Mezlo’s Trick is No Acceptation. The Video’s Crude Animation, Stark Environment, Odd Audio, Blood Splattering Absurdity, and Tale of Revenge combines to Create 59 Seconds that Plays like the Day Dream of a Demented Child.

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober