Get Up

We are Well Aware that due to Our Last Post this seems rather Contradictory which isn’t Exactly the Case. Granted this is the Old FYB Style Post and there is No Denying it and We Wouldn’t any-fucking-way. So what the fuck is Going On One might be Wondering so allow Us to Briefly Explain. We are Not so Much Pivoting to a New Style, but are in fact Returning to FYB’s Original Concept. The Original FYB Concept was Solely a Creative Writing Blog which is Fun as Fuck to Do there’s No Question of That. BUT the Problem with Writing is it’s a Process that can take an Unknown amount of Time to Complete. This isn’t the Optimal since in this Day and Age People have the fucking Attention Spans of fucking Goldfish (3 Seconds) and Demand Constant Unending Content. With that said Nothing is going to Change Overnight as the Transition will take some Time to Establish a Viable Writing Only Format.

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post Featuring the Video GET UP by the Legendary Animator Lee Hardcastle. If You Don’t Know Lee Hardcastle he is an Insanely fucking Prolific British Animator/Film Maker who Specializes in All Types of Stop-Motion Techniques, and has VOWED NEVER TO INSULT HIS AUDIENCE with shitty Film Making!

Lee Hardcastle in His Own Words:

“My name’s Lee Hardcastle, a claymation degenerate from the UK who started a YouTube channel after graduating Film School. I make claymations that are not for children’s eyes, I specialize in claymation for mature audiences. If you’re under 18, you should leave.”  -Lee Hardcastle-

 

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Electric Wizard

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring The Animated Series  THE ELECTRIC WIZARD by Eoin O’ Kane (Aka eoin O kane Which is not the Most Original User Name). Now it was fucking Fustrating as a True Motherfucker Attempting to find ANY fucking Information on Eoin O’ Kane. The Main Problem is when We Searched for Eoin O’ Kane We got Bombarded by Bullshit for Some Shrink named fucking Owen O’Kane. Almost EVERYTHING on Eoin Directs You Directly to Their Youtube Channel, But No Other fucking Social Media Platform. Now We did Locate a Linkedlen for a Person named Eoin O’Kane which just Simply didn’t Add up Compared to the Youtube Channel.

Now on the Topic of the eoin O kane Youtube Channel the Channel’s Stats are as Follows. The Channel has a Minuscule 1.48k Subscribers,, a Total of 13 Videos, has 46,625 Views, and Joined Youtube on November 5, 2018.

Plot: The Animated Short featuring THE ELECTRIC WIZARD and THE COSMIC SHREDDER as They Venture Forward to Their New Favorite Drinking Hole, “THE LAIR OF THE GOLDEN KING”, Only to Find that They have been Banned for Their previous Shenanigans.

Plot: THE ELECTRIC WIZARD and the COSMIC SHREDDER decide to have a Relaxing Day Out at Their local Theme Park, “THRASHWORLD”. The WIZARD immediately falls in Love with the Sheer Brutality and Pure Metalness of the Park. However, Their Fun is spoiled when the Owner of the Theme Park, THE GOD OF THRASH, is informed that He has Lost His Title as the MOST BRUTAL BEING IN ALL THE LAND. Thrown into a Fit of Rage THE GOD OF THRASH is Out for THE ELECTRIC WIZARD’S Head.

Plot: Upon returning the Prism of Insight to its Rightful Owner, Zeflon, the Most Intelligent Being in all the Universe, THE WIZARD and THE COSMIC SHREDDER ask for Directions to the Nearest Pub. Zeflon obliges, However , Things Don’t Go as Planned.

THE ELECTRIC WIZARD – Episode 4 Plot: THE ELECTRIC WIZARD and THE COSMIC SHREDDER encounter an Evil Cult on the Infamous Doom Mountain. THE ELECTRIC WIZARD decides to put a Stop to the Cult’s Nefarious Plan of pulling in a Meteor from Deep Space and Smashing it into the Planet when He realizes His Beloved Whisky Factory is in the Firing Line.

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Something Absurd To Watch While Smoking Weed

Wlcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring Some Anime Induced Insanity (As You can see Obviously We don’t Read Any Asian Language). And Since this is Monday the Most Notorious Day of the Week for just Straight Up Sucking Ass it’s Monday Hands Down. So Since Monday’s are rather Pure Shit We decided it be Appropriate to Post Something that Feels the Way People Do at The End of a Monday. We stumbled across this Little Ditty on a VERY Small YouTube Channel going by Carrotcarp that has 19 Videos that are All Anime Based Subject Matter, but  there is at least One that is Different it’s a Short Video of a fucking Fish. Apparently Carrotcarp is based out of the UK as the UK is Referenced Several Times on the About Page (along with a Personalized Emoji and a Cryptic Message at the Bottom that reads “Better Start Running 9”).

Video Description:

An Anime Character Nitori Kawashiro and that’s All We have to say on that Subject (The Character is We suppose from a Child Themed Anime) Who at the :22 Mark Appears to have some sort of Psychotic Break as Her World Transforms into What could be Called One Hell of a Bad Acid Trip. Enjoy.

 

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Plastic Men

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Remake/Remix of TreatsForBeasts Video PLASTIC MEN by Hydraulic Beanbag. PLASTIC MEN was Originally Posted in 2012 by Creator, Director, and Musician Jordan Diniz. Diniz is the creator of the mind boggling bizarre  Youtube channel Treatsforbeasts as well other earlier video/musical projects. NOT a whole fucking lot is really known about Diniz like for example when researching I found shit like this “It is possible he is from Massachusetts.” which was IN-FUCKING-FURIATING! You damn well know Finding Information is gonna be a REAL son of a bitch if No One even knows where Diniz is from. I did manage to find SOME goddamn Additional Information which You will find Below.

  • Diniz has preformed in several bands such as Thang City and The Liquid Flow.
  • Diniz was the keyboardist in Holding Steady The Heartbeat of Hell.
  • Currently music wise Diniz is making music under the name Sanguinarious.
  • Diniz’s music genre of choice could be considered a mix of Gothic rock, Heavy Metal, and quite possibly Post-Punk.
  • Some say he looks like Jesus.
  • Diniz has what has been described as “ridiculously expandable jaw” (an example of this is Diniz singing in the video “I me you love god ”
    From Diniz’s work it’s apparent he doesn’t think favorably about Christianity/Catholicism.
  • Diniz created Treatsforbeats on September 26, 2009.
  • Diniz has gone YEARS before posting new content on his Treatsforbeasts Youtube channel.

As Far as Hydraulic Beanbag is Concerned the Channel Description is as Follows:

“へ‿(ツ)‿ㄏ
one hop this time (()*)*()(*
one hop this time bbb209u02ue
right foot left stomp _)_)@)I_I#_

the green and brown guy is named bunga

I make the ambient background music myself, and they’re all made just for that individual video, they don’t have names

my favorite food is jello, flavor doesn’t matter in the realm of the squishy
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blender
If you want

if you REAAALY have to contact me (you don’t) my dm’s are open, haha just kidding, used to have discord here but no more, know what change of heart if i dont wanna talk to you i wont, but i do want to talk to some of you so ill put it back Beanbag#5554. if you really really have a serious question message my email that I don’t check hydraulicbeanbag@gmail.com. also don’t ask to sponsor me as I’m not ready yet (and I may never be), this email is just for dum shid and collab suggestions”

Our Thoughts: So when it come to Hydraulic Beanbag We will let You decipher and decide what the fuck You think that fucking Asinine Absurdity is About. As Far as the Hydraulic Beanbag’s Remake/Reboot of Treatsforbeasts it’s Pretty Damn Decent when it comes to a fucking Remake/Reboot because it Doesn’t fuck with the Original Nightmare Fuel Feel, but it’s really quite fucking Obvious Nothing Beats the Treatsforbeasts Original (Which We have Posted in Here in the Animation/Cartoon Section). And for the fucking Record Though We aren’t Fans of Anything CGI We have to give Credit where Credit is Due, and Even Tough Hydraulic Beanbag’s PLASTIC MEN Version Opted to Use CGI They did Keep the Unnerving Aesthetics of the Main Character.

THE LYRICS (for Lack of a Better Word )to PLASTIC MEN are the Following:

“Plastic Men, Women, and Children want to tickle me in the wilderness. They watch as I caress my exposed spine…I’m ashamed of my own body.”

 

 

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MISS SHAYE SAINT JOHN – TRIGGER 28 MY MOUSY

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring MISS SHAYE SAINT JOHN – TRIGGER 28 MY MOUSY Saint John is a Fictional Character and Art Project Who Appears in a Series of Surrealist, Creepy Short Films, and is Brain Child of Creator Eric Fournier. In the 90’s, Fournier was a Member of the Punk Bands The Blood Farmers and Skelegore when He began working on the First Miss Shaye St. John Video. In 2003, the Character started a Blog at LiveJournal, and a YouTube Channel Named Elastic Spastic Plastic Fantastic was created in August 2006. The YouTube Channel Uploaded all 56 of the Saint John Videos from 2006-2007, But the Official Channel was Discontinued and Cancelled in December of 2007. Unfortunately the Creator of the Shaye Saint James Character Eric Fournier Died sometime back in 2010.

Relevant Note Pertaining to Shaye Saint John:

It had been quite a long fucking Time since We had Checked in with Shaye Saint John’s Youtube Channel and when We did Obviously Recently We Noticed Some Strange Shit. What We noticed was 90% of the Videos on the Channel have been Taken Down. As of Now all but 10 Videos (all from 6 years ago) remain Posted on the channel. We found this Rather Odd since one of the First things to Consider is the Content Creator Removed them, But in this Case the Content Creator is Died in 2010 so that’s Not It. So We decided We had to find Out more Information about What the fuck was Going on Since We are Huge fucking Shaye Saint John Fans.

We came Across Another Big Fan who was Able to Shed some Light on the Subject as it were. Apparently Youtube is doing Some fucking Weird ass Thing where instead of just Straight Up Deleting it They have Opted to Slowly Dismantle it Until in the End there is No Content Left on the Channel (at which Point We assume Youtube will Delete it at Last. This Strategy as Far as We are Concerned makes No Sense What so fucking Ever because What the fuck Does Youtube think the Fans/Viewers Simply Won’t Notice the Slow but Steady Deletion of Content/Videos?! And what the fuck is the Point if All Youtube is Going to do Ultimately is Shut the Channel the fuck Down Anyways so Why Not just Pull the fucking Trigger and be Done with it?!

Then Again as Youtube as Evolved Over the Many Years it has Only become More and More Difficult for Content Creators, but it has become Equally Frustrating for the Users of the Platform. There is No fucking Rhyme or Reason anymore since YouTube Doesn’t even Bothering Bullshitting Users with Lame fucking Excuses. At this fucking Rate Youtube is going to fucking Implode in the Future Under the Weight of its Own Growing Nonsensical Fuckery.

                

Who is Miss Shaye St. John? :

The Character Shaye St. John is Described as a “Model”, and is Shown in Videos Wearing a Plastic Mask, a Series of Wigs and Dresses, and Manipulating a Pair of Wooden Hands Attached to Sticks, and the Character’s Legs are in Fact Mannequin Legs as Well. Tragically Saint John was Hit By a Train which Resulted in the Loss of Her Arms and Legs (as Well as Horribly Disfiguring Her Face). Instead of Using the Traditional Prosthetics, She Added Mannequin Parts to Her Face and Added the Wooden Hands so No One could See Her Severely Damaged and Deformed Hands. Saint John Wears a Series of Different Masks throughout Her Videos, Supposedly because She Doesn’t want the World to See What She Actually looks Like.  Creator Eric Fournier Explained “It’s Really Bad, that’s Why She wears the Mask.”

Description (Written by Share Saint James Herself):

OMG! ME AND A LITTLE MOUSY WERE HAVING A BLAST! WE PUT SOME MUSIC AND STARTED A REAL PARTY. KIKI WAS VERY SCARED BECAUSE SHE THINKS MICE ARE DEMONIC! C’MON! I HAVE EVEN DATED SOME. HELLO AGAIN! I HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT :´(. I NEED DR. LOOPIS AND MEDICINE GIRL.

 

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Karlmayer

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring KARLMAYER which is Yet Another Unknown Oddity that has Washed Up on Our Beach. No One seems to know a fucking thing about Who Posted It, Why They Posted It, Or What the fuck it’s Supposed to mean. So essentially its Insanity without Context.

WHAT WE FOUND:

  • The Video was Uploaded in May of 2008.
  • The Music is the Distorted High Pitch Child’s Laughter that Rapes Your Ear Drums Mercilessly so Heads the fuck up There.
  • The Only Real Piece of Actual Information lies in the Videos Description Which Simply Translates to the Name Karl Mayer. Karl Mayer was a German General Staff Officer who Introduced Hitler to Politics. And We all know How that Turned Out so Officially from FYB Fuck Him.

Video Run Down:

  • The Video Starts with the Illustration of Two Children that look Oddly Alien.
  • There Various Pictures of Flowers that Change Color, Distort, Morph, and Pulsate.
  • At the 46 Second Mark there is 2 Pictures of Pennywise from the Original TV Mini Series “IT” Not the Movie Remake/Reboot/Rewhatfuckingever You want to Call it.
  • More fucked up Flower Shit.
  • At the 1:13 Minute Mark there is a Close Up of What appears to be Some Child looking Doll Eyes.
  • Approximately at the 2:00 Mark the Video Takes a Dark Turn. The Video becomes More Distorted and Darker as the Abrasive Audio ramps Up Some.
  • Random Photos for Example a Thin John Wayne Gacy looking Clown and a Picture of the Actual Karl Mayer, and Then BACK TO THE FUCKING FLOWERS.
  • Then the Random Pictures and Flowers Mixed Together featuring such Random Images as An Old School Opera House, Pennywise again, some sort of Tunnel (possibly Subway), Ocean, and a Repeat of the Random Sky Shot from Earlier.

 

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Mezlo’s Trick

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring MEZLO’S TRICK by None Other Than  London Based Writer, Director, Visual Artist, and Computer Animator Ben Wheele. If You Mezlo’s Trick then You Should Check Out the Other Ben Wheele Videos We’ve Posted Previously on FYB. So Who the Fuck is the Deal with Ben Wheele?! Wheele Graduated from The Royal Collage of Art with a Masters in Animation  in 2011, and His Films have been Screened at Festivals Internationally, Including Annecy, Pictoplasma, London Intl.Animation Festival, Rotterdam Film Festival and Stuttgart ITFS. Wheele’s work has also been Exhibited at The Sunday Painter Gallery (London), Gazell.io Digital Art Space, and Broadcast on Adult Swim and Channel 4 (UK). He is also the Founder of ‘Studio Ponk’ and Currently Lectures in 3D Animation and Games at Middlesex University.

We enjoy Wheele’s work Due to the Nightmarish Knack He has for Surreal Horror Animation and Mezlo’s Trick is No Acceptation. The Video’s Crude Animation, Stark Environment, Odd Audio, Blood Splattering Absurdity, and Tale of Revenge  combines to Create 59 Seconds that Plays like the  Day Dream of a Demented Child.

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Cartoon Kid’s Show Plummets Into The Depths Of Hell

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring “…ø·ø ̈ùšù„ø© … ø£øoù†ùšø” in its Abbreviated Version Whatever the fuck that Supposed to Mean. Well it Means dick since the Video’s Title is Intentional Gibberish. It’s a Neat Little Trick  to Beat YouTube’s Algorithm (so Technically People can see it, BUT it can Slip under the Algorithm’s Radar to Avoid being Penalized or Removed).

Here’s What We Know:

  • The Video is Posted on a TINY fucking YouTube Channel called Distressing_Demon.
  • The Channel was Started March 4, 2019
  • The Channel has a Mere 113 Subscribers.
  • The Channel has a Total of 8 fucking Videos.
  • The Channel has Amassed a Total of 46,327 Views.
  • The First 6 Videos on the Channel are Bullshit Game Play (Not that Game Play Videos are Bad buts These are fucking GARBAGE).
  • The 7th Video is the One Posted Here Below.
  • The 8th and Final Video has an Ominous Title like” God will Hate You for This” or some bullshit, BUT its 19 seconds of POV Video Game Play where the Character is simply Walking down a Dark fucking Hallway. I told You these Game Play Videos Sucked a Blue Whale Sized Taint.

     

Notes:

  • A Question One could ask is Did Distressing_Demon make this Video, and I can Safely Assume the Answer is Hell fucking No. It’s more than Likely Something the Channel Creator Found and Reposted which is Usually the Case especially with Predominately Game Play Channels that for No Rhyme or Reason have some Bizarre Video Tossed in the Mix.
  • Whoever did Create this Video need to Learn How to fucking Edit Properly. The Beginning is WAY Too Long for this Sort of Video Genre You know the Fucked Up, Unexplained, or Mysterious Shit. SO with that Said I suggest You Start watching the Video at the 40 Second Mark.

 

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Your Long Ride In The Foggy Tunnel Of Time

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring YOUR LONG RIDE IN THE FOGGY TUNNEL OF TIME by Content Creator(s) Known as Burden. Who or Whom Burden is remains to be seen, but Here’s a would be Rundown of this Obscure Channel. Burden is a Small Channel that has a Collection of Strange/Unexplained/Mysterious Videos that could Possibly be an ARG, an Art Project, Gorilla Advertising, or Just the Crazy fucking shit Spewing from Someone Who forgot to take Their fucking Medication.

Statistics:

  • First Showed Up on October 2, 2009
  • Has a Total of 7.86 Subscribers
  • It has a Total of 469,063 Views
  • The Name at the End of the About Message is Signed by Deprived Visions Why and for What Reason We have Yet to Discover.
  • Your Ride In The Foggy Tunnel Of Time was Posted on September 10, 2020
  • Your Ride In The Foggy Tunnel Of Time has a Total of 1,673 Views
  • The Channel has just Over a 100 Videos in All.

About:

Burden/Deprived Visions is Self Described as “For Those Who Are No Longer Human. For Those Who Can’t Relate with  Videos that Range from Unruly Despair to Unrecognized Rage.

Video Description: We Already Know How This Ends.

Synopsis: Well it’s No Secret We here at FYB are Diehard Fans of all things Death, Doom, and Destruction so this Shit is right Up Our Ally. It has a Surreally Haunting Soundtrack, Human Remains, Torture, Suffering, Tanks/War Imagery, and a Clock to Remind Us We are all Living on Borrowed Time and that Death can Come at Anytime Not just During the Bad Times.

 

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Shits And Giggles: CLOWNS

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring CLOWNS by Cool 3D World. And Who Exactly is Cool 3D World You may be Wondering to Yourself? Well when Brian and popcorn10 ( Their Youtube Handles) were introduced via Mutual Friends, They realized They shared an Interest in Exploring “Visual Art Inspired by Electronic Music” and so Cool 3D World was Born- as a Place where the Duo can Create “Art, Music, and More! All in 3D.”

Synopsis: Most People find Clowns somewhat Unnerving because lets fucking Face it even on Their Best fucking Day They give off a SERIOUS Pedophile Child Murderer. Then there are People who get legitimately find Clowns Utterly fucking Terrifying, and as Far as They are Concerned here’s a Little More Nightmare Fuel for You.

Disclaimer: If You’re Actually a Clownaphobe DO NOT Watch because Honestly We Don’t  want to Hear about Any Bullshit if You Do.

 

It is What it Is,

 Presented By Les Sober