Mondays are a Motherfucking Pain in the Ass so it seemed fucking Appropriate to Post this Considering the Extreme Frustration Surrounding this Post. This FYB Monday is the Official Animated Music Video for the Song “Caveman” by the Death Metal Band known as Goonlord. In a Cool Collaboration the “Caveman” Video was Animated by Non Other then a Recent Favorite of Ours Creeptoons.
Now this is the fucking Frustrating Part of this Post was/is the Lack of Available Information. Allow Me to Explain What I’m Talking about. First Off when You fucking Type Goonlord into a fucking Search Engine it Responds with “Did You Mean Goodlord?” which I damn well didn’t. I don’t know Who the fuck or What the fuck Goodlord is, but it sounds like a Christian Organization and after this Post I fucking Hate Them. I also Check Numerous Websites and Music Platforms and Here is What I Found which isn’t a Hell of a Lot.
Goonlord:
- As I mentioned before They are a Death Metal Band.
- Goonlord is from Florida.
- The Album “Caveman” was Released on Monday November 29th 2021.
- You can Find Goonlord’s Music on iToons and Spotify as well as Several Other Music Websites.
- Goonlord Albums: Wide Eyed, Caveman, Inhuman, Pariah, and Someone May Die Here.
- I Found what I fucking Thought was a Real Lead: goonlordfl.com which was completely fucking Useless. Their were Picks of the Band with No Bios, and There was Merchandise for Sale but No Band Information. It’s fucking Bizarre Yet Death Metal is a Fairly Niche Genre so Maybe I shouldn’t be that fucking Surprised after all. Who fucking Knows Not I.
- Band Members:
- Wesley Mitchell – Vocals
- Jono Sanchez – Guitar
- Quentinn “Super Q” Hembree – Guitar
- Las Miles – Bass
- Jon “Tree” Lelesi – Drums
Now this bring us to Creeptoons which is even more fucking aggravating then Researching Goonlord which was a Real Kick in the Nuts. So without Further Ado here is What I found on Ye Old Creeptoons:
- Creeptoons is a Singular Artist
- Creeptoons is Male.
- Creeptoons has had Art Exhibits at the Modern Eden Gallery.
- Besides His Youtube Channel He has an Instagram Account.
- He is also on Etsy.
- He is on Facebook/Meta (Yeah Right Zuckerberg You Dick).
- There is No Personal Information in Any of the Bio aka “About” Categories.
- Creeptoon’s Once Described His Work as “Creeptoons are Disgusting, Loveable Monsters that Live in the Clogged Arteries of Your Imagination.
- The Closest thing to Anything Personal is Creeptoons refers to/ Describes Himself with just one fucking Word: Artist.
I think the Reason for the Horrendous Lack of Information is Perpetrated by Creeptoons Himself. Remember Kiddies there Artist Who are the Acceptation to the Rule. There Some Artist who are Honestly all about Their Art, and have No Interest in Being Famous or the Hassles that come with it. The Artists want to get Their Art Out there but Don’t want to go out in Public and Get Swarmed with People Badgering Them for Autographs or Picture. It was No Secret that Kurt Cobain for an Example Struggled with Fame and it made Him fucking Miserable. Also there Artists that to Avoid a Kurt Cobain Scenario go to Great Lengths to Keep Their Anonymity like Banksy or Sia for Example. I fully Believe Creeptoons is one of these Artists that wants His Work to Speak for Itself and Keep His Private Life Well Just that Private.
Enjoy.
Thanks For Watching/Lisening,
Presented By Les Sober