Let me recap though there isn’t that much to cover.
I woke up so to speak or came to rather I was smack dab in the middle of one hell of a shit storm let me tell you.
I was in some sort of vehicle that crashed where I don’t have a fucking clue.
I’m not alone though there is some Guy with me who seems like he’s a real tool.
Then again how would I know he’s a complete stranger.
And this Guy tells me there are others AND that it’s vital we find them if they aren’t ALREADY DEAD.
The way I see it its the same fucking thing really isn’t it?!
We’re going to locate them even if its just their corpses.
The actual question is simply will we find a Living Body or a Dead One.
Back to the Action….
I don’t know if this Guy is really my superior or if he just thinks he is.
You know what I’m saying?
He’s one of those self righteous assholes who assumes where ever it is they are that they are inevitably in charge.
This Guy keeps insisting that we have to get move faster.
We were just in a major fucking crash, I mean what the fuck does this asshole want from me.
Going where exactly?!
I sure as hell haven’t a clue where we are does He?!
I’m going to say nothing for now as my stratagy.
Or I’m going with it for now anyway.
It’ll give me a chance to see what this Guy is all about.
The less I say the more he’ll let his guard down allowing me to see who the fuck He REALLY is..
Then I can catch a glimpse to help assess if this fuck is truly a FRIEND or FOE.
I shook my head No and held out my hand in the classic “After You” pose, and off we go.
Looks like he’s leading us down the beach towards a Peninsula that lies far in front of us.
My fucking legs are aching like a Old Man’s.
I hope we get off this goddamn Beach soon the walking on sand shit is killing me I’m sure of it.
The best thing I can do here is Day Dream to escape the monotony of the March down this fucking cursed Beach.
I like this day dream it’s the one where I’m back home in my shitty apartment sitting on the couch I found sitting on the curb.
There I eat really crappy for you junk food, watching the most mindless of “Reality” tv shows, and doing a shit ton of Bong Hits.
The Dream is wonderful because NOTHING is going on to give a shit about.
Unlike here where I now seem to be giving a shit about every tiny fucking thing.
Jesus this Guy rambles on non fucking stop like some sort of Propaganda machine thats developed a basic consciousness.
He keeps repeating that we need to reach the peninsula and set up a base camp.
Its survival protocol that we establish Shelter, start a fire, and Locate a fresh water source He informs me.
That and we can start to search for the Others at the break of dawn.
Again by the dim light it could be the crack of dawn right fucking now.
It could also be the last of a lingering Twilight as Night moves swiftly in.
Fucking Emergency. Fucking Protocol.
And this fucking Guy whats next?!!
*Look for Lollipop Chainsaw Ep.3: When do We divert to Cannibalism?!*
Thanks for Reading,
Les Sober 
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