Some say I had a chip on my shoulder in the womb.
Others believe I was born Angry from Day 1.
As soon as I entered the World I was Raging, Railing, and Rioting against it.
Confrontation Excites Me.
I’ve made arguing into an Art Form of Fuckery.
I make people think through changing Their Perspective of the Situation.
I win by always making an Intelligent Argument. Never argue like an Idiot. Never Argue from a point of Ignorance. Stupidity is Avoidable.
I was born a fighter, Live as a Fighter, and I will inevitably Die Fighting Waring to the last second of My Life.
I’m the kind of Person that people say “I hope in Death he finds the Peace he could never find in Life.” at their fucking Funeral.
And Thus The Fucks Continue undaunted…….
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AND MOST OF ALL FUCK YOUR BLOG.
Thanks for Reading,
By Les Sober
Les Sober