My Mother has been lurking around her basement as well as attic, and along the way she keeps finding fossils from My childhood during Her adventures. (I’m not so sure if My Brother is being subjected to this or if He dodged this particular bullet?!)
When My Mother finds something She thinks is especially special She is taking a photo and then texting it to me along with Her 2 cents worth.
Her exceptional find for today was indeed odd. It seems to be a letter I typed, and then I signed at the bottom by hand. From the content I believe I had to write this because I was beating up or tormenting my Little Brother Phil.
After reading this little bit of personal history I have decided to post it here Verbatim Any Names of course have been changed as I believe in getting a person’s permission before using their name in a Post, and in this case I have not.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you now, THE LETTER!
I agree NOT to Push, Pull, Poke, Hit, Smack, Kick, Bite, Curse, Shoot, Ax, Knife, Mutilate, Kill, Smash, Bash, Mow*, Choke, Assault or in any other way Inflict Bodily Harm on the 2nd party being Phil.
If I break this agreement I promise I will write Phil a letter of apology.
Sincerely Les*
(1* When it comes to MOW I sure I meant Mow him over with a Lawn Mower.)
(2* I love the omission of a comma between Sincerely and Les.)
Thanks for READING,
Les Sober 
