Marcus Kapitza – f-your blog

A While Back My Path Crossed Once Again with that of My Long Time High School Friend Bluejetski whoI hadn’t Talked to in God Knows How Years. We are Both Massive Music Fans Who’s Tastes Lie Predominately Outside of the Mainstream Commercial Happy Horse Shit. I have always liked Extreme Forms of Music such as Death Metal, Industrial, Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Hardcore Punk, Grindcore, and Horrorcore for Example. Once We had Reconnected We immediately picked up Where We left Off just as if We had Never Stopped Talking To Each other to Begin with. It wasn’t Long Before We got on the Topic of Music, and were Manically Swapping Bands/Artists Names that We had come Across Over the Years since We last Spoke.

One of My Favorite Bands since My High School Years to this Very Day is The Notoriously Offensive American Grindcore Band Anal Cunt Founded By Grindcore Legend Seth Putnam. Bluejetski told Me that I Should Check Out ,If I hadn’t Already, the Band Cunt Butcher Who were Australia’s Answer to Anal Cunt so to Speak. The Band Cunt Butcher was Founded By the Musician Carcass Butcher (Real Name Marcus Kapitza), but that Wasn’t All there was More to Contend with. Blujetski then went on to Inform Me that (in Spite of being in the Golden Age of the Internet) Cunt Butcher was so Obscure that Not Even the Google Gods could Help Me that Much. Well He Wasn’t Kidding that’s for Sure. There is Virtually NO Photos, Interviews, Live Show Footage, or Songs by Cunt Butcher (or Carcass Butcher/Marcus Kapitza) fucking Anywhere and We Scraped the Hell Out of the Internet. We are Literally Posting Everything We managed to Uncover Online here in this Very fucking Post.

WHO/WHAT IS CUNT BUTCHER?!

Cunt Butcher was a Grindcore Band, Formed in 2004 in Sydney, Australia and was Later Based in Brisbane. Originally Cunt Butcher was an Experimental Solo Bass Project in Offensive but Catchy Grindcore for Musician Carcass Butcher with Two Goals in Mind. The First Goal was to Create the Heaviest Most Aggressive Music Humanly Possible using Only Bass Guitars, and Secondly to Entertain and Offend by Bringing the Element of Danger and Controversy back to Grindcore. Cunt Butchers music is Chauvinistic, Racist, Sexist, Meat Eating, Pornographic, Beer Swilling, Violent Hate Driven Grindcore with all of the Politically Incorrect Bullshit that Pervades the Genre. Its Simply Being Offensive as Possible to Create the Maximum Amount of Shock and Awe from Critics and Fans Alike.

Needless to say Cunt Butcher went through Several Lineup Changes and Configurations Over the Years. For Almost Two Years Carcass and Second Bass Player Cadburry Redbeard, Together with a Drum Machine, Terrorized the Sydney Live Music Scene with Raw Meat, Islamic Blowup Dolls, Pigs, Nudity, Blood (Both Human and Animal) and Assorted Other Fluids, as Well as Playing some Ultra Politically Incorrect Grindcore in Between. By Late 2008, after Numerous Drunken Post-Gig Incidents, the Relationship Between Carcass and Cadbury Turned Sour. The Band Broke Up Temporarily and Carcass left Sydney for Brisbane.

Carcass was Offered a Show on September 11, 2009, just One Year after a Similar Show caused a Huge Shit Storm of a Fight in Sydney , with Student Unions, Both Jewish and Islamic Groups, and All the Left Wing PC Assholes in Town doing Everything They could to get the Venue to Ban Cunt Butcher and Eventually They Succeeded. Given another Opportunity, Carcass Reformed the Band with Former Invocation and current Dreamkillers Drummer KKKrist, and took to the Stage Dressed as a Terrorist with Hilarious Results, Culminating with a Series of Brawls between Crowds of Drunken Metalheads and Scummy Punks out in From of the Venue.

Cunt Butcher’s Gigs were so Extremely Rare due to Venues and Promoters being very Reluctant to Book the Band due to Their Outrageous Live Show Reputation. The Band’s Shows were also the Only Actual Way of getting Hold of Cunt Butcher’s Recorded Works that was with the Exception of the Album ALLAH SHARMUTA which Carcass Butcher completed Recording just Three Days before His Untimely Death on November 18th, 2014. Carcass wanted to hand out the Album for Free at a Cunt Butcher Live Show, But Due to His Death the Show was Never to Be. After Carcass’s Demise ALLAH SHARMUTA was Posted for Free Online out of Respect to Carcass as well as Cunt Butcher Fans.