First and foremost Spacedog and I would like to apologize to our readers, friends, family, fans and supporters. We were mending our ways and trying to post articles at a more respectable pace, and we were well on our way. We assure you things at f-yourblog.com are back on track and the improvements will continue.
We at f-yourblog.com sacrifice our beer money to keep the lights on because we are that dedicated to this project. See f-yourblog.com operates a minuscule micro budget we can not afford the exorbitant fees’s (Highway robbery is more like it) charged by Professional Internet Blog Promotions Manager.
So just like so many other great companies such as Troma Entertainment (Troma has been making some of the greatest independent films on their own terms for 42 years) and Extreme Championship Wrestling (Run predominately by Wrestling Genius Paul Heymen.) will depend on our own independent promotional campaigns, AND THATS FINE BY US.
We here at f-yourblog.com want TOTAL CREATIVE FREEDOM and you know the old saying “If you want something done right do it YOURSELF”
One great FREE Promo Tool is obviously Facebook (Which I abandoned over 5 years ago) ,and in a one post I mentioned that a return to Facebook may be necessary for promotion thus practically inevitable. Well That folks is exactly what happened with one major set back.
I followed the Facebook rules and set up a Less Sober page only so I then could promo f-yourblog.com. I then set up a f-yourblog.com promo page to run symbiotically with Less Sober since I had to a mass “Friends” or as I prefer to call them “Sets of Eyes” ignorer to invite them over to the promo page I had established for f-yourblog.com.
In just UNDER 48 hours of almost non stop promo work on Facebook we had wrangled up 791 Sets of Eyes and referred them to them to the promo page which got a great reception.
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So WTF Happened to suddenly end such a successful promotional campaign you may be wondering. Well heres what happened:
It was night two of the full blown nonstop f-yourblog.com promotion at a little after 2 am when so strange allegedly female (remember online deals in a great deal of smokes and mirrors hence the term “cat fishing”) started to IM me mercilessly as I ignored her. I have little to no patience especially for stupid shit like this so I finally broke down under the hail storm of bings made by FB’s notice of new message bullshit and simple wrote “Your Insistent.”
The unknown user then started to hound me wanting me to send her a personal picture. After another tirade of endless bings I informed her I don’t give out personal photos or post any online to protect MY PRIVACY. She became more insistent and then she shifted to annoyed. It was like dealing with a fucking 5 year old child. I decided I had had enough of this idle inane bullshit so I wrote “I’m bored and need to see a man about a Ostrich.” and promptly logged off. I then went and passed out on the office couch we pulled out of a dumpster at the bus terminal until the next morning.
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At around 10am the following day I grabbed my laptop to continue promotional work for f-yourblog.com and found I was locked out. Apparently another user (wonder who that petty and vindictive child minded MORON that was) had reported me claiming the Less Sober/f-yourblog.com were “Fake Accounts.”
To reactivate the two accounts I was required to Show a Valid photo form of identification, and since I’m not a deranged serial killer I don’t carry a second ID for my Alter Ego. Less Sober is quite obviously an alias of sorts. In the writing world many famous authors such as Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Micheal Crichton, Dean Koontz, Benjamin Franklin, Charles Dickens, C.S. Lewis, and Ray Bradbury (just to name a few) have at one point used a “Pen Name”. A Pen Name is a FAKE NAME used by a popular/famous author for certain different projects.
Bottomline: Due to a small minded, dim witted, social media MORON’s bullshit report the wildly successful Facebook Indie Promo campaign was effectively shut the fuck down after a FURIOUS 48 of promotional work by Myself and Spacedog.
BUT HERES THE KICKER: The Facebook Indie Promo will RETURN TO FACEBOOK in the EXTREMELY NEAR Future. We at f-yourblog.com will never cease in our efforts to bring f-yourblog.com to the entire WORLD.
We Aren’t Going ANYWHERE.