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ALIENS PUT BABY IN A MICROWAVE [an alien claymation]

Dad invites Aliens into His Home for a “Cuppa”, and gives the Alien Visitors a Brief Tour of His House. After One of the Aliens grabs the Man’s Baby and sticks it in the Microwave The Man Rescues the Baby from the Confines of the Microwave, and this  leads to a Game of Keep Away between the Various Aliens and The Man. Enraged by the Alien Bullshit the Man starts Kicking the Holy Hell Out of the Aliens outside of the House using Martial Arts.

The Man then runs into His House and Retrieves an M-16 Military Rifle, and Starts filling the Asshole Aliens Full of fucking Lead like there’s No Tomorrow. The Man finds an Alien in the Bedroom who has possession of the Baby who is Now stuck in the Microwave Once Again. The Man Brutally Butchers the Alien with a Machete hacking it into Bloody Pieces before and Rescuing the Baby.

            

Unfortunately for the Man and His Baby the Alien Attack isn’t Over as a Giant Alien (Possibly the Leader) arrives Outside, and Immediately Starts trying to Grab the Man and Baby through the Windows. The Man snatches up the Machete and Severs the Giant Aliens Hand causing it to Collapse. The Man runs downstairs and Grabs His Gun, but the M-16 is Either needs to be Reloaded or it Simply Jammed after being Bathed in Alien Blood. The Man in a Moment of Panic throws a Shit Filled Diaper at the Giant Injured Alien sousing it to Vomit Profusely.

The Man is sept into the Hallway by the Barrage of Alien Barf where He locates a Power Tool with a Large Rotating Blade (like a Helicopter Propeller). The man then marches Outside and uses the Power Tool to Liquidate the Giant Aliens Head. A Moment later His Wife returns from Shopping and the Man explains exactly what the fuck Happened to which His Wife Simply Replies “AGAIN?”

           

ALIENS PUT BABY IN THE MICROWAVE [an alien claymation] Cast:

  • Music by Dave Andrews
  • Audo By Tim Atkins
  • Voices By Jordan Ramoth
  • Everything Else by Lee Hardcastle

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  Presented By Les Sober

FYB’s Friday Late Night Frightfest Film: MICROWAVE MASSACRE!

Tonight FYB Couldn’t Be Happier to bring You the Obscure 1983 Black Comedy Horror Movie MICROWAVE MASSACRE Directed by Wayne Berwick, and Staring Jackie Vernon (in His Final Feature Film)

Plot Summery: Donald is a Hard Working Construction Who Toils Away All Day on the Construction Site, and When He comes Home at Night All Donald wants is a Good Old Fashioned Home Cooked Meal.  Unfortunately for Donald His Wife and Fine Food Snob May has a Taste for Fine Dinning Fare in a Lame Attempt to make the Couple Appear to be Classier than They Are. While Donald’s Buddies Chow Down on Basic Bologna and Cheese Sandwiches at Lunch, Donald has to deal with Crab Sandwiches and Other FANCY FOOD ATROCITIES  His Wife packs for Him.

           

One Night Donald gets into a Drunken Argument with May and in a FIT OF HOMICIDAL RAGE Donald BLUDGEONS MAY TO DEATH with a rather Large Pepper Grinder. The Next Morning Donald wakens with a Hellacious Hangover, with No Recollection of the Previous Nights MURDER, and an Empty Stomach. Donald then makes the GRISLY DISCOVERY of May’s CORPSE in the Microwave. At Work Donald tells His Buddies that He and May have decided to Separate, BUT Once He’s off the Clock Donald goes Home and CUTS UP MAYS CORPSE. Donald stores the pieces of May’s BUTCHERED BODY wrapped in Tin Foil in the Fridge.

Looking for a Late Night Snack Donald stumbles groggily into the Kitchen where He accidentally EATS PART OF HIS DEAD WIFE’S HAND! After the initial Wave of Homicidal Cannibalistic Horror Passes Donald had the Horrific realization that it’s the Best Thing He’s ever Eaten. As Donald’s supply of HUMAN FLESH dwindles Donald has to start picking up Hookers, Killing and Cooking Them.

           

Donald brings some of His Killer Cuisine to the Construction Site where its an Instant Hit with His Friends leads to Donald’s decision to Cater an Outing to a Wrestling Match. Donald shows up at the Wresting Show with His new Recipe He calls “Peking Chick”. Donald’s Dark Secret is Uncovered by His Friends Roosevelt and Phillip when the Stop by to Pick Donald Up. When They Arrive Roosevelt and Phillip find Donald DEAD ON THE FLOOR apparently after Suffering a Fatal Heart Attack, but thats Not All. Next the Two Friends see that there are HUMAN BODY PARTS still in Donald’s Microwave, and Then Realize in Disgust that Their Dear Friend Donald had in Fact been Serving Them HUMAN FLESH.

Hope You Enjoyed Tonight’s Tale of Culinary Cannibalism as much We did, Although It has Left Us Hungry For More.

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 Presented By Les Sober