Tag: midnight movies

FYB’S Friday Night Cult Classic Movie: BAD TASTE

FYB couldn’t be Happier to Present The 1987 Cult Science Fiction Comedy Horror Splatter Movie Classic BAD TASTE by Peter Jackson!!!

That’s Right Readers before He was The Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson made B-Horror Movies, and Arguably the Most Iconic being BAD TASTE (Though there are Those who would Argue DEAD ALIVE is the Most Iconic of Jackson’s Earlier B Horror Films). Peter Jackson Directed, Wrote, Produced, Photographed, Co-Edited, AND Co -Stared in BAD TASTE as Well as Creating Most of the Special Effects and Make-Up.

           

Plot Summery: The Astro Investigation and Defense Service (AIDS) send Four Agents (Derek, Frank, Ozzy, and Barry) to Investigate the Disappearance of the ENTIRE POPULATION of the Town Kaihoro. The Agents find the Town has been Overrun by MAN-EATING SPACE ALIENS Disguised as Humans sporting Blue Shirts.

The Agents Discover Their FIGHTING FLESH EATING ALIENS. Along the Way The Agents KILL AN ALIEN and Frank Puts on Its Token Blue Shirt to Infiltrate an Alien Meeting! Frank finds out that the Residents of Kaihoro have in fact BEEN HARVESTED for The Alien’s Version of Fast Food. Frank Narrowly makes it out of the Meeting and informs the Other Agents of The Aliens Predatory Plan. The Agents then Embark on a Rescue Mission to Save Giles (Who Collects Money for Charity) Who was Captured By The CARNIVOROUS ALIEN CREATURE that Plan on COOKING AND EATING HIM.

           

At Daybreak The Team tries to Make Their Escape But Are Attacked by The Aliens in an ensuing GUN FIGHT! As The Team leaves with Giles, The ALIEN LEADER LORD CRUMB and His Alien Cohorts Transform into Their True Form and Head Out in Pursuit. After The Team escapes The House, Lord Crumb SHOOTS OZZY in the Leg. Frank Retaliates by Firing a ROCKET LAUNCHER at The Alien Leader, But He Accidentally Misses and Kills a Sheep in a Near by Meadow. Lord Crumb Knocks Out Derek and The House Converts into a HUGE ALIEN SPACESHIP, which Blasts Off into Space with Derek still on Board.

On Board, Derek at Last KILLS LORD CRUMB with a CHAINSAW before Proclaiming into a Phone “I’m Coming to get You Bastards!” Derek Then Dons the Alien Leader’s Skin, Laughing Manically as He Hurtles through Space heading to The Alien Planet.

We Hope You Enjoyed Peter Jackson’s Astro Zombie Splatter Spectacular as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented By Les Sober

FYB’s Sinister Saturday Night Cinema: CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST!

FYB is Proud to Present Tonight’s Sinister Saturday Night Cinema’s 1980 Italian Cannibal Horror Film Directed by Ruggero Deodato and written By Gianfranco Clerici: CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST!!

CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST consists of a Documentary Crew’s Lost Footage, the Presentation of which Pioneered and Innovated the Lost Footage Genre which was Popularized later in THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.

CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST Achieved Notoriety as its GRAPHIC VIOLENCE aroused a Great Deal of CONTROVERSY! After its Premier in Italy, it was SIEZED by the Local Magistrate, and Deodato was ARRESTED on OBSCENITY CHARGES. Deodato was later Charged with MULTIPLE COUNTS OF MURDER due to Rumors that Alleged Several Actors were actually KILLED ON CAMERA!

       

Ultimately Deodato was Cleared of All Charges, the Film was BANNED in Italy, Australia, and Several Other Countries due to is GRAPHIC CONTENT, including Sexual Assault, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Mutilation, Decapitation, Cannibalism, Murder, Nudity, Alleged Exploitation of Indigenous Tribes, and Genuine Violence Toward Animals

Some Nations have since Revoked Their Ban, it is Still Upheld in Several Other Countries. In Retrospective Analysis, the Film’s EXTREMELY VIOLENT CONTENT has been Noted as Commentary on Ethic is Journalism, Exploitation of Developing Countries, and the Nature of Modern Society, but These Interpretations have been highly Criticized.

          

Plot Summery: Harold Monroe an Anthropologist from New York University  leads a Rescue Team Deep into the Amazon Rainforest to Locate a Missing Crew of Film Makers. The Crew had gone Missing while Filming a Documentary on LOCAL CANNIBAL TRIBES. When the Rescue Team is ONLY able to RECOVER the Crew’s Lost Footage, Yet an American Television Station wants to Broadcast the Found Footage as a Sensationalized Special. Upon reviewing the Lost Footage Monroe is APPALLED by the Team’s Actions and Objects to The Station’s Intent on Airing the Documentary. The Only thing Monroe can do to possible Stop the Television Broadcast is to Show The Station’s Management the FINAL 2 ROLES OF FILM.

       

CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST is 1 of the Top Ten Most CONTROVERSIAL movies ever to be Made in fact We Honestly believe this Movie is one of those Rare tings in Life that has to be SEEN to be BELIEVED. With that said…

DISCLAIMER: DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND NO ONE UNDER THE AGE 21 VIEW THIS FILM. THIS FILM IS SOLY FOR THE DIE HARD FYB FANATICS. IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART, WEAK OF STOMACH, OR ARE EASILY DISTURBED PLEASE BE ADVISED, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!

We Hope You Enjoyed Tonights Cannibalistic Slaughterfest as Much as We Did,

Presented by Les Sober

FYB’s Friday Midnight Movie By Troma Entertainment : The Toxic Avenger!

FYB could be any More Thrilled than We are to Present Troma Entertainment’s Cult Classic Superhero Black Comedy Splatter Horror Film THE TOXIC AVENGER!!!

The Toxic Avenger was Directed by Troma Founders Micheal Herz and Lloyd Kaufman and Released by Troma Entertainment in 1984. Troma has since  Built it’s Legendary Reputation as The Kings of Independent Cinema, and Cult Following of Fans Producing LOW BUDGET B-MOVIES with CAMPY CONCEPTS, JUVENILE HUMOR, and OUTRAGEOUSLY GRUESOME VIOLENCE!

               

Plot Summery:

Melvin Ferd is a Stereotypical 98 pound Nerd weakling who works as a Janitor at a Local Gym in the Fictional Town of Tromaville, New Jersey, where the Gym Rat Jocks-particular Bozo, Slug, Wanda, and Julie- Harass Him Relentlessly.  Melvin’s Tormentors get increasingly More and More Violent, even DELIBERATELY KILLING a YOUNG BOY on a Bike as Part of a Game while Driving around Town Getting Wasted. After The Gang hits the Young Boy They Stop to take Pictures of The CARNAGE as They Laugh at The DEAD BOY’S MANGLED AND LIFELESS CORPSE!

One Day Melvin is tricked during a Prank into wearing a Pink Tutu and Kissing a Sheep before being chased around by a Crowd of Laughing Gym Goers. Melvin Ends up Jumping through a Second Story Window and Landing Head First into a Drum of TOXIC WASTE! Melvin covered in Toxic Waste Residue BURSTS INTO FLAMES sending Him Screaming Down the Street IN HORROR. Melvin runs Home and seeks Refuge and Relief in His Bathtub, BUT the Toxic Chemicals TRANSFORM Melvin into s HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED MONSTER OF HUMAN SIZE AND STRENGTH!

            

A Gang of Drug Dealers, led by the Criminal Cigar Face, are harassing a Police Officer by the Name of O’Clancy, Trying to Buy Him Off, But O’Clancy Refuses Their Bride. Suddenly The Toxic Avenger appears Out of Nowhere and VIOLENTLY KILLS THE CRIMINALS! Only Cigar Face manages to Escape with His Life and Swears Revenge on The Toxic Avenger No Matter What.

Melvin returns Home, but His Mother is Terrified by His Appearance, and Refuses to let Melvin in the House. So Melvin- Publicly Dubbed “THE MONSTER HERO”(also know as Toxic Avenger or Toxie for Short.) and is Hailed as a Hero. Toxie retreats to the Tromaville Junkyard and Builds a Makeshift Home to Live In.

Elsewhere in Tromaville, a Street Gang are Holding Up a Mexican Restaurant and ATTACK a Blind Woman Named Sarah. They Gang KILLS SARAH’S GUIDE DOG, But Before Things get Worse for Sarah The Toxic Avenger Arrives. The Toxic Avenger precedes to WREAK BLOODY VENGEANCE on the Gang of Street Thugs. The Toxic Avenger continues to Fight Crime, including DRUG DEALERS, PEDOPHILE PIMPS, and He Also Takes His REVENGE on the Four Tormentors who caused His Transformation.

           

As The Toxic Avenger Gives Aid Helping the People of Tromaville, Mayor Belgoody, the Leader of Tromaville’s Extensive Crime Ring, Fearing being Caught Belgoody sends a Goon Squad lead by Cigar Face to Kill Toxie, But They Fail Miserably, and End Up Accidentally Killing Each other.

When The Toxic Avenger is Accused of MURDERING a Seemingly Innocent Old Lady in a Dry Cleaning Store (Who just so happens to be the Leader of an UNDERGROUND HUMAN TRAFFICKING RING), Belgoody uses the Opportunity to Call in The National Guard. The Toxic Avenger goes into Hiding afraid of what He has Become that is Until The Mayor and National Guard Hunt Toxie Down Trapping Him. As The National Guard prepares to Open Fire On Toxie the Citizens of Tromaville unite to Defend Their Beloved Monster. The MAyor’s Evil ways are Revealed, and The Toxic Avenger RIPS OUT BELGOODY’S ORGANS to see if He has “Any Guts”. The Toxic Avenger Then reassures the Citizens that He will Continue to Fight Crime, and Protect Tromaville from Evil.

Hope You Enjoyed Troma’s Toxic Tale of Terror as  Much as We Did/Do.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented by Les Sober

FYB’s Friday Late Night Frightfest Film: MICROWAVE MASSACRE!

Tonight FYB Couldn’t Be Happier to bring You the Obscure 1983 Black Comedy Horror Movie MICROWAVE MASSACRE Directed by Wayne Berwick, and Staring Jackie Vernon (in His Final Feature Film)

Plot Summery: Donald is a Hard Working Construction Who Toils Away All Day on the Construction Site, and When He comes Home at Night All Donald wants is a Good Old Fashioned Home Cooked Meal.  Unfortunately for Donald His Wife and Fine Food Snob May has a Taste for Fine Dinning Fare in a Lame Attempt to make the Couple Appear to be Classier than They Are. While Donald’s Buddies Chow Down on Basic Bologna and Cheese Sandwiches at Lunch, Donald has to deal with Crab Sandwiches and Other FANCY FOOD ATROCITIES  His Wife packs for Him.

           

One Night Donald gets into a Drunken Argument with May and in a FIT OF HOMICIDAL RAGE Donald BLUDGEONS MAY TO DEATH with a rather Large Pepper Grinder. The Next Morning Donald wakens with a Hellacious Hangover, with No Recollection of the Previous Nights MURDER, and an Empty Stomach. Donald then makes the GRISLY DISCOVERY of May’s CORPSE in the Microwave. At Work Donald tells His Buddies that He and May have decided to Separate, BUT Once He’s off the Clock Donald goes Home and CUTS UP MAYS CORPSE. Donald stores the pieces of May’s BUTCHERED BODY wrapped in Tin Foil in the Fridge.

Looking for a Late Night Snack Donald stumbles groggily into the Kitchen where He accidentally EATS PART OF HIS DEAD WIFE’S HAND! After the initial Wave of Homicidal Cannibalistic Horror Passes Donald had the Horrific realization that it’s the Best Thing He’s ever Eaten. As Donald’s supply of HUMAN FLESH dwindles Donald has to start picking up Hookers, Killing and Cooking Them.

           

Donald brings some of His Killer Cuisine to the Construction Site where its an Instant Hit with His Friends leads to Donald’s decision to Cater an Outing to a Wrestling Match. Donald shows up at the Wresting Show with His new Recipe He calls “Peking Chick”. Donald’s Dark Secret is Uncovered by His Friends Roosevelt and Phillip when the Stop by to Pick Donald Up. When They Arrive Roosevelt and Phillip find Donald DEAD ON THE FLOOR apparently after Suffering a Fatal Heart Attack, but thats Not All. Next the Two Friends see that there are HUMAN BODY PARTS still in Donald’s Microwave, and Then Realize in Disgust that Their Dear Friend Donald had in Fact been Serving Them HUMAN FLESH.

Hope You Enjoyed Tonight’s Tale of Culinary Cannibalism as much We did, Although It has Left Us Hungry For More.

Thanks for Watching/Viewing

 Presented By Les Sober

FYB’s Hellish Halloween Movie: Drive In Massacre

Welcome to FYB’s Hellish Halloween Presentation of the Cult Slasher Movie Classic DRIVE IN MASSACRE!!!

What Happens when in Little Town USA when a PHANTOM SERIAL KILLER descends upon the Local Drive In Hellbent on Turning it into a GRAVEYARD! After a GRISLY MURDER the CARNAGE Continues into a Full Blown BLOODBATH as the DEAD BODIES Start Piling Up. Can Dedicated Detectives Mike Leary and John Koch Uncover the Phantom Killer’s real Identity and Stop the Slaughter before it turns into a DRIVE IN MASSACRE?

Hope You Enjoyed Tonight’s Slasher Cinema, and Happy Halloween from Us here at f-yourblog.com!

  Presented By Les Sober

FYB Friday Mutant Monster Movie Night: Class of Nuke’em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown

FYB is Especially Excited to Bring You Tonight’s Movie from The Legendary, and Iconic Independent Film Maker Troma Picture’s  Cult Classic CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH 2: SUBHUMANOID MELTDOWN!!!

Class Of Nuke’em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown is a Action Horror Comedy (1991), and the FIRST SEQUAL to the 1986 Movie Class Of Nuke’em High.

        

Welcome to the Tromaville Institute of Technology where a Melt-Down Prone Nuclear Power Plant breeds Hideously DRONE SLAVES, DEFORMED GIANT MUTANT SQUIRRELS, and Obnoxious TALKING BELLY BUTTONS with Bad Ass Attitudes. This Incredibly Insane Adventure in Gene Splicing, Anarchy, and Sheer Terror Run Rampant on the Campus of Tromaville Tech as the Students join Forces with the SUBHUMANOIDS to do away with the Insidious and Hedonistic Corperate Scum responsible for a Wave of MALICIOUS MUTANT MELTDOWNS and MASSACRES! Can Peace and Environmental Hygiene  ever be Restored to the Once Peaceful Town of Tromaville?!

WARNING: The Following Movie Contains Content That May be DISTURBING, OFFENSIVE OR TRAUMATIC and is Intended for Mature Audiences ONLY! Viewer Discretion is Advised. Enjoy.

Hope You Enjoyed Troma’s Murderous Mutant Monster Movie CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH 2  as Much as We Did, Do, and Always Will.

Thanks for Watching,

  Presented by Les Sober

FYB’s Friday Midnight Movie: Multiple Maniacs (1970)

Tonight FYB is Proud to Present John Water’s Black Comedy Horror Film “MULTIPLE MANIACS”!!!

The Movie  Cult Classic MULTIPLE MANIACS was  Composed, Filmed, Edited, Written, Produced, and Directed by  Indie Film Icon and the so called KING OF FILTH  John Waters!!!  MULTIPLE MANIACS one of Waters’s Earlier Films and, it was also His Second Feature Length Film. Waters Became Prominent in the 1970’s for His Transgressive Cult Films.

        

Waters Early Films were CAMPY Movies that Presented EXAGGERATED Characters in OUTRAGEOUS Situations with HYPERBOLIC DIALOGUE. They also Railed Hard Against the Boundaries of Conventional Propriety and Movie Censorship. Waters Films have Landed Him in Court 53 Times on Obscenity Charges during His Early Career. Waters has Stated that He takes an Equal amount of Joy and Influence from High-Brow “Art” Films and Sleazy Exploitation Films alike. The Title MULTIPLE MANIACS is Waters Tribute to The Godfather of Gore Herschel Gordon Lewis (Who’s Movie THE WIZARD OF GORE was Happily Posted Previously on FYB!)

        

Polt Summery: Divine Owns and Operates a Free Show know as The CAVALCADE OF PERVERSION an Exhibition of Various PERVERSIONS,  FETISH Acts, and OBSCENITIES like “The Puke Eater” for Example.

At the End of Every Show, Divine comes out and Robs the Audience at Gunpoint, BUT when Divine becomes Bored with Plain Old Strong Arm Robbery She decides to MURDER THE AUDIENCE instead of just Robbing Them.

Unfortunately for Divine Her Lover Mr. David is Unfaithful. Tipped off by a Local Bartender Divine sets off in a Rage to Confront Her the Cheating Mr.David., BUT She is Attacked along the Way by Two Glue Sniffing Low Life Punks.

        

While Divine is contemplating Her Attack THE INFANT OF PRAGUE appears and takes Her to a Near by Church to Pray. As Divine is Praying She is Seduced by a Strange Young Woman, and end up having a Sexual Encounter in one of the Church Pews. During Their Sexual Liaison The Strange Woman sticks a Rosary up Divines Ass while simultaneously Describing the Stations of the Cross.

The New Lovers head out to Hunt Down Mr. David and His Mistress to Kill Them both Once and For All, Yet Mr David and His Mistress have already Fled having Realized Their Only way to Survive is to Kill Divine. This Leads the Characters into One HELL OF A VIOLENT STAND OFF SHOW DOWN KILL FILLED SPECTACULAR!

After the Showdown an Exhausted Divine collapses onto a Couch and is then Raped by a GIANT LOBSTER Named LOBSTORA. Then Divine mumbles “You’re a Maniac Now, Divine” as She wrecks a Car, and then sets out Wandering the Streets of Baltimore Killing Everyone She Possible Can. This leads to the Arrival of the National Guard who Surround Divine and……Well You’ll have to Wait and See!

       

WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING FILMS CONTAINS SEENS OF GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND STRONG SEXUAL SUBJECT MATTER THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE, OBJECTIONABLE, DISTURBING, REVOLTING, SICKENING OR UNNERVING. AS ALWAYS AT FYB: VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED. FYB BELIEVES NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VIEW THIS FILM EVEN WITH ADULT SUPERVISION. Enjoy.

We Hope to You Enjoyed Tonights Midnight Madness and Freaky Film as much as We Did. Goodnight and Sleep Tight.

Thanks for Reading/Viewing,

  Presented By Les Sober

FYB’s Saturday Night Gorefest Film: Blood Sucking Freaks

Tonight FYB brings You the Exploitation Gore Filled Splatter Film BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS!!!! Written and Directed by Joel M. Reed

Blood Sucking Freaks was Filmed under the Title SARDU:MASTER OF THE SCREAMING VIRGINS, but it was Retitled THE INCREDIBLE TORTURE SHOW for its Original Theatrical Run. When Film Distributer Troma Entertainment Acquired the Film They Retitled it BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS (Sometimes Spelled: BLOODSUCKING FREAKS)

       

Various Torture Methods Depicted in BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS include, but are Not Limited to Thumb Screw, a Skull Crushed by a Vice, Amputation Using a Bone Saw, Cutting Off Of Fingers with a Meat Cleaver, Electro-Shock, Suspension, Teeth Extraction, An Electric Drill through The Skull with the Victim’s Brains Sucked Out with a Straw, the Severing of Feet with a Chainsaw, Stretching on St. Andrew’s Cross, Caning, Whipping, Brainwashing, Quartering, and Decapitation by Guillotine.

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!

THIS FILMS CONTAINS DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE, BLOOD SHED,GORE, MURDER, AND TORTURE THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE, SICKENING, TROUBLING, REVOLTING, DISTURBING, OR NAUSEATING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS EXTREMELY ADVISED!!! FYB ADVISES THAT NO ONE UNDER THE AGE A 21 VIEW THIS FILM.

Hope You Enjoyed Tonight’s Trip Down the Rabbit Hole to Hell. Good Night and Sleep Tight.

Thanks for Viewing,

 Brought to You By Les Sober (12:o7 AM)

The Latest News From Nowhere Special

This post is a Hats Off Tribute to Our favorite Small Independent BiWeekly Publication “The Dullard’s Digest” out of  La Plant South Dakota with a Sparse Population of just 105.

The “The Dullard’s Digest” covers all things La Plant such as local happenings, community news, local government, Schools/Churches/Obituaries/Weddings, and all various local Odds and Ends such as The Yearly County Fair and the like.

Specifically for this post We decided to Showcase the Unusually Unique Advertisements found within the “The Dullard’s Digest” which are truly in a League of Their Own.

(If you make a reference to the movie Kill Yourself for High Crimes and Misdemeanors of And OR Being FUCKING LAME.)

So Let Us Begin With………

 

Pickler Pete’s Pickled Emporium

“Your Source For All Your Pickled Needs!”

Breakfast Bonanza Special:

1  Gallon of Edger’s Edibles Pickled Eggs,

1 Gallon Of Bryan Brine’s Pickled Sausages

And 1 Gallon of Vinegar Vally’s Pickled Pork Hocks

for The LOW, LOW PRICE OF $59.99

Introducing Pickled Pete’s BRAND NEW Luscious ALL VEGAN Line of Pickled  FRUITS AND VEGETABLES:

” A FINE BRINE VEGAN” AVAILABLE NOW!! Guaranteed to be Green as fuck.

BOGO SALE! Quart Jar of Pickled Top Self Tofu for Just $9.99 HOW DEVINE!

Pickled Products make Kids Happy, Hearty, and Healthy! Puts MAD HAIR on Your Chest AND Genitals! Excellent Prevention for ANY and ALL of Ass Caners (Domestic OR Imported!) Stops Dolphin Rape, and aids The Coalition   of Children Around The World Without Cocaine.

Try Our Pickler Pete’s Lovely Line of Pickled Goods for SENIORS! 4.25 Pound Jar of Pickled Prunes just $19.99 This Weekend ONLY!!

Clearance! Get 10 for $10 Get 10 lb. of Pickled Beets for $10!

 

The BarFly Bar and Lounge

Here’s Our Weekly Drink Special Run Down For This Week!

Mad Dog Mondays- Glass of Mad Dog 20/20 Fortified Wine for $1.50

MD 20/20 Flavors:  Dragon Fruit, Purple Rain, Tangerine Dream, Banana Red, Peaches & Cream, Blue Raspberry, Buck Bunny, Cranberry, Electric Melon, Key Lime Pie, Kiwi Lemon, Lemon Ice, Orange Jubilee, Red Grape, Spiked Melon, Sour Apple, and Strawberry Kiwi.

Tequila Me Tuesday: $3 2 for 1 Shots of Pepe Lopez, Montezuma, & El Toro

Wet Your Whistle’s BEER BELLY BAR (All Beer Bar) with Specials On

Pitcher of Bud Light and Clamato $2.50

Bucket of Natty Ice or Natty Light for $6.00 (# of Cans 12)

24 oz Beers for a Buck: This week featuring Schlitz, Rolling Rock, & Olympia

40 0z Thursday Specials: Get a 40. oz of  Colt .45, Old English 800, King Cobra, or  St.Ides  for $1.99!

FUBAR Fridays: MOON”Motherfucking”SHINE will put a smile on your face!

$12 Standard Mason Jars of:  Proof Positive (609 Proof)

White Lightning White Whisky (619 Proof)

Ilikea Opossum Paul’s Moonshine Vodka (732 Proof)

RumRunner’s Moonshine Rum (882 Proof)

AND

Jimmy Crackcorn’s Corn Rye Moonshine. (976 Proof)

ALL DAY EVERCLEAR SPECIAL Evercleaf Cocktail $3.75

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND……

SUPER SHOT Saturdays featuring Shot Specials!!!

.50 Cent Shots of Mr. Boston Blackberry Brandy, Canadian Club, Monarch Gin, and Old Grand-Dad

3 Finger for $3 Special on Oro Tequila, Gordon’s Gin or Southern Host

“God Save Me! “Sunday Hangover Breakfast is BACK AGAIN!

For all those idiots who drank their asses off the night before The Barfly offers a particular Breakfast known for its alleged Cure to the Hell of the Next Day’s Hangover, HAVE NO FEAR BARFLY SUNDAY BREAKFAST IS HERE!

This Week on the Menu- The Old Timer Special!

Consisted of:  12 oz Shank Steak, Spam Hash w/ Bacon, and 2 Slices of Pork Roll.

Served with a Side of Scrapple, a Pickler Pete’s 1,000 Year Old Pickled Egg

AND a 32 oz. PBR (Can) FOR ONLY $2.99!!!!

The Weisenheimer Theater and Movie Exchange:

Saturday Night Slaughterfest Featuring some of Your FAVORITE B-Horror Slasher Films!

This Weeks Triple Feature is:

“Shoot My Face Off I Like It” From the Demented Director of Denmark Emil Mikkel

“Disembowel Me as I Giggle” from Redound Japanese Horror Fanatic Akasuki Hiromasa

AND

“Copulating With Corpses” The U.S. Version of “Necrophilia Nights” from The Infamously Dark and Disturbed mind of Lithuania’s Master of Sheer Terror Von Dire

SHOW STARTS PROMPTLY AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT. COME IF YOUR DARE, BUT YOU MAY NOT LIVE TO TELL THE TALE!

FOREIGN FILM FRIDAYS featuring the finest Foreign Films from Liechtenstein, Guam, Antartica, Mongolia, South Africa, Fiji, and Turkey JUST FOR STARTERS!!

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW AT MIDNIGHT EVER SUNDAY ALL YEAR!

AND REMEMBER Tuesday Night Troma is BACK AND BAD ASS!

 

All Troma Movies All Day Dawn to Dusk: Inquire about our Enema Express Pass Today and don’t miss a single moment of Troma’s Famous GORE! NUDITY! SEX JOKES! PUKE,PISS,and SHIT! All in the Name of Independent Cinema for OVER 42 YEARS and COUNTING! (Show Times: 1st Film Starts when the Theater Opens and Over after the Last one Plays before Closing!)

 Coming Next TUESDAY!!!

 COMING NEXT MONTH!

AND BE SURE NOT TO FORGET THE Weisenheimer’s WISEAU WEDNESDAY!

Every Wednesday This Year there will 6 showings (9am, 12 noon, 3pm, 6pm, 9pm and 12am) of the Notoriously Shitty Movie “The Room” by The Mysterious Tommy Wiseau.

“The Room” has been called by many The Worst Movie EVER MADE!

“The Room” had Movie Theaters posting “NO REFUNDS FOR THIS MOVIE” posters!

“The Room” One Critic’s Review Read “Watching This Movie is like Stabbing Yourself in the Brain REPEATEDLY!”

COME ONE, COME ALL Join us in the Rising Cult Following of Wiseau and “The Room”

Those were the ones we selected. Perhaps one day We will do this again, but Dunno.

Thanks for Reading,

Les Sober