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The Wonderful World Of CANCER CHRIST

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring Los Angeles based DIY Reptilian Themed Grindcore Infused Hardcore Punk Metal Band CANCER CHRIST. As with Virtually Unknown Obscure/Niche Bands collecting information is a Bitch beyond Belief Believe You Me. The Mastermind and Frontman for CANCER CHRIST is the Notoriously Manic Anthony Mehlaff , and is Based on or Around His Rather Twisted Interpretation of Religion, Society, Jesus, and Satan Himself. The Band’s Musicians all adorn Snake Masks and go by the General Moniker “The Snakeboys” although each Band Member has His own Specific Name (Example: Apocalypse Snake). That is it as far as the Standard Band info is Concerned as 99% of information pertaining to the Band are Interviews Mainly with Mehlaff and the Band’s Official Website.

Cancer Christ’s Origin Story According To Melhaff:

“Cancer Christ has seen the ailing not too distant future of this godless world. Our bleak existence needs a new, stronger word of God. Cancer Christ is the imperfect vessel to wage a holy war against those who wish to profit from a dying prophet’s words. Cancer Christ understands evil must be fought with true words and even truer actions; fire must be met with fire, darkness must be met with searing and powerful holy light. The Lords work takes some heavy lifting at times and major balancing skill. I was at Church—as I do every Sunday—and I began to get really fucking bored—as I do every Sunday at Church—and I began to snoop. I was looking for snacks or some of those good latex nun porn mags when I heard a faint shriek from deep inside the bellow of the church.

I followed the sound until I ended up in the basement. It was dank, dark, and hotter than hell. The shrieks were almost unbeatable. My heart was beating like a drum. I moved toward the sound. Flipped my phone light on and was shocked when I saw this creature: human body, snake head—he looked scared. He was also chained by his neck to the floor. As I moved closer, I noticed another Snakeboy, and another, and another. I think they were as scared of me as I was of them. I searched around the church, found a sledgehammer, and broke them free. We fled out the back door and after many months of rehab and prayers. I was able to start to understand the Snakeboys, they were as loving as they were vicious with sexual appetites like teenage boys. They ate all day, smelled foul, loved heavy metal, and ’80s horror and action violence. I had to channel their endless need to fight, fuck, and kill. It turned out they all played music.”

Mehlaff on The Subject of the Band Starting Their Own Church/Religion:

“We intent to open The Holy Church of Cancer Christ in 2023 and break ground in 2022. Follow the smoke and sure enough there will be the almighty fire of God and Cancer Christ along with The Serpents of Jesus. The Snakeboys will surely be there. Praise his mercy, praise his brutal power, and praise this soon to be over—great and tragic existence! The Church is driven by the word of God. We are excited for this world to end and for the new one to begin. Endless blood, rivers, oceans, even of the blood of the non-believers. Especially the false prophets and prosperity preachers. Watching them melt as we ride with JESUS is gonna be hard for me not to be hard.

What they forget is the love and that Jesus died for your sins. That shits paid for in full with blood. So, go out and fucking sin or what did the dude fucking get tortured for? I’m talking with God about this shit all the time and honestly, he’s always changing his mind. This idea that all sins are created equal is bullshit too. And no pedophiles, serial killers, cops, rapists. racists, bigots, or murders in the name of country get in. His rules, not mine. The Kingdom of heaven doesn’t need that bullshit vibe.”

Photo: Chad KelcoMelhoff On the Subject Of The Band’s Name:
“We addressed a problem, a cancer, mankind and provided an answer to that cancer, Christ. God wants this world to be inhabitable again when he figures out a solution to its major flaws and mankind’s major flaws. People confuse fire being that it’s made by the devil, God makes fire, that’s where he stuck that bitch Lucifer after he dropped his evil ass out of heaven and Lucifer tried a name change to help his own ego—Satan.

What a bitch name if ya ask me. Satan works in fire but works with rot. He has been trying to rot the world from the inside out with corporations, big lobby firms, politicians, judges, cops, bigots, racists, and homophobes.

The rot, the cancer was happening underground and has finally reared its ugly, weak, face and has gotten completely out of control. The solution? GOD’s light. God’s fire. God’s wrath. It’s then, his faithful soldiers will help re-create this world anew.”

Photo: Aaron Story

**The Band’s Inclusive Message:**

“The mission of Cancer Christ is to find lost souls to take up arms in this new and uncertain heavenly body. We accept all: black, white, gay, straight, trans and all others that wish to fight evil wherever it spews its putrid and vile wickedness.”

Melhaff’s Motto:

“I stand for all the would-be scum that never considered Jesus an option,” says the musician, adding, “For the millions of demon worshippers that think Satan is tough or sick or down. I stand to let all those bitches know that God bitch slapped Lucifer out of heaven and only then did that punk-bitch become Satan. God fucks the hardest and he’s ready to fuck the world, whether you believe or not.”

Caner Christ’s Mission Statement:

“Christ is dying. A venomous cancer consumes his body and weakens his mind. As each day passes, his light dims to a faint whimper and the darkness of evil shrieks with a toxic vigor as its foul and unholy power collapses the human race.

In Christ’s absence, Lucifer has begun testing their Dark Trinities supreme and destructive potency upon our weak and divided planet. The world heats up, disease consumes all and the old passive and fragile word of God falls upon deaf ears.

Cancer Christ has seen the ailing not too distant future of this godless world. Our bleak existence needs a new, stronger word of God.

Cancer Christ is the imperfect vessel to wage a holy war against those who wish to profit from a dying prophet’s words.

Cancer Christ understands evil must be fought with true words and even truer actions; fire must be met with fire, darkness must be met with searing and powerful holy light.

The mission of Cancer Christ is to find lost souls to take up arms in this new and uncertain heavenly body. We accept all: black, white, gay, straight, trans and all others that wish to fight evil wherever it spews its putrid and vile wickedness.

This undertaking will cause many casualties. The most extreme pain and torture will be experienced but we will not falter in our divine mission to secure a New God, (N.G).

Join us.”

Melhaff on the Band’s Newest Album “God Is Violence” (2024)

“There was a call to arms, and there’s this real profound connection we have to this brutal motherfucker known as Jesus,” Anthony Mehlaff about their most recent album. “We were seeing the decline of the planet and where shit was going, and we decided to make songs to release those bad feelings so we didn’t participate in all the satanic activity that’s been going on since the pandemic.”

BAND MEMBERS:

Anthony Mehlaff aka Saint Anthony – Lead Vocals/ Flamethrower
Snake Bossnoise – Guitars/Vocals/Samples/Slime
Piss Snake – Bass/Vocals/ Urine
Diesel Snake – Shred Guitars/Sleaze
Apocalypse Snake – Drums/Cums

ADDITIONAL SNAKEBOYS:
Chain Snake: Noise, Vocals, Chains
Candy Snake: Sweets
Snake Momma: Juggs, Christ Whistles, Confetti
Snake Babe: Sex, Pain
Missing Snake: Additional Live Drums
Rusty Snake: Bass on “SAINT ANTHONY’S SERMON”
Snake Girl : Hype Snake

Video List:

“The Blood Of Jesus” (7″ Version)
“Do You Wanna Go To Heaven” (Demo Version)
“Prosperity Preacher” (7″ version)
GOD HATES COPS

It Is What It Is,

Presented By Les Sober

MAC SABBATH Takes Tribute Band To New Level

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Novelty Act MAC SABBATH a Macdonald’s Parody Themed Black Sabbath Tribute Band. Now many of People are Apt to assume Musical Novelty Acts are a Niche Market. When People think about a Niche Musical Acts They think that “Oh so that’s some Weird ass bullshit Band an insanely small number of People actually for some reason find it Entertaining.”, and A Lot of the Time that is the Case but Not Always Mind You. There have been or Currently are Some World Famous Novelty Bands/Acts Starting with the Godfather Weird Al Yankovic then there’s KISS, Gwar, Daft Punk, Slipknot, King Diamond, Alice Cooper, Dead Mouse, Ghost, and Lordi for Example. While MAC SABBTH is No Where that Level of Fame and Fortune They have the Talent and Creativity to do so, Yet being Rich and Famous is Not always the End Goal and Damn Well may not be as Far as MAC SABBATH is Concerned.

First off here’s all the Usual Bullshit. MAC SABBATH was formed in 2014 and is Based Out of Los Angeles, California. MAC SABBATH has Almost Exclusively Toured within the California for almost Their Entire Career. The Band’s MacDonald’s Parody was Aesthetically inspired by Macdonald’s Characters from the Fictional MacDonaldland. The Cast of Characters (such as Mayor McCheese, Hamburger, Ronald MacDonald, and More) were used by the Fast Food Chain for Advertising Campaigns back in the Day when MacDonald’s Catered to Children. I mean let’s fucking face it since MacDonald’s switched Their Target Demographic from Kids to Adults every MacDonald’s looks like a fucking Generic Drab Coffee House bathed in Black and Beige, and Now back to the Post at Hand. The Band Debuted Online with Their Demo Recording “Chicken For The Slaves” which is the Parody of the Song “Children Of The Grave” on March 26, 2014 referring to Their Musial Style as “Drive Thru Metal”.

The Band makes Extreme Attempt to Retain Totally Anonymity behind Their Characters much like the Band Ghost for Example (though Unfortunately some Asshole discovered and Leaked the Lead Singer of Ghost’s Name like a fucktard). The Band Also Refuses to do Any Interviews or Press opting to Use Their Manager Mike Odd (Who is also the Lead Singer of L.A. Hard Rock Band Rosemary’s Goat) as the Band’s Official Spokesperson. Odd for His part continues to Spread/Back MAC SABBATH’s assorted Outlandish Claims pertaining to the Band’s Origin. One such claim made by the Lead Singer Ronald Osbourne is that He is Comes from a Enchanted Forrest in the 1970s where Hamburgers grow on Trees, and that He traveled through the Time-Space Continuum to War the General Public of the Government’s Control in the Food Market. It all started for Odd with a Random Phone Call back in 2013 from a Complete Stranger inviting Odd to meet Them at a Fast Food Restaurant in the Area. When Odd showed up He was met by Ronald Osbourne in Full Costume and in Character. One of Odd’s Claims is that Since that Initial Meeting has NEVER seen the Band out of Character or Costume which is Serious Dedication in My fucking Opinion. Anyway after a Lengthy Conversation Ronald managed to Convince Odd to become the Band’s Manager based on Odd’s Reputation with Odd’s Band Rosemary’s Billygoat (what the fuck that means exactly beats Me).

In the Early Days of MAC SABBATH exclusively played Secret Shows in Various Restaurant Basements. As I mentioned earlier MAC SABBATH played Extensively and Exclusively in California that was Until June of 2015. In June of 2015 MAC SABBATH were invited to Play the DOWNLOAD Festival in Leicestershire, England along with Several Additional Shows while Across the Pond. The Band dubbed the Shows in England as “British Royals With Cheese Tour” since a Royal With Cheese is the Common name for MacDonald’s Quarter Pounder Hamburger in Countries that unlike America use the Metric System (Anyone Who has seen the Movie Pulp Fiction knows what I’m talking about). MAC SABBATH’s Live Concerts have been described as Multimedia Shows with Video, Various Theatrics, Audience Participation, Sing-a-Longs, Features Fast Food Themed Props consisting of Inflatable Cheeseburgers, Oversized Ketchup and Mustard, BBQ Grill, A Frying Pan, A Demonic Red Eyed Clown Statue, and a Visual Overload of Radiant Primary Colors.

FOOTNOTE: For those Who may be Wondering Yes Ozzy is Well Aware of the Band as His Son Jack Booked Them to Play during the Filming of the Infamous Reality T.V. Show Series The Osbourne’s. Ozzy’s Official Opinion on MAC SABBATH is that He is Mainly Impressed by the “Clownery” and said the Band was “Fun” and “Funny as Fuck”, and even went as Far as to add on the Subject of Fame “If you can’t stand (being Parodied) Don’t fucking do it.”

BAND MEMBERS:

Vocals: Ronald Osbourne
Guitar: Slayer McCheeze
Bass: Grimlice, aka “I can’t believe it’s not Butler”
Drums: The Catburgler, aka The Glamburger, aka “Peter Chris Cut Fries”

ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS:

Employee Of The Month
The Lizard
Fry Guy
Mac Tomorrow Morning

VIDEOS:

More Ribs
Pair-a-Buns
Sweet Beef
Frying Pan
Organic Funeral
chicken MORC

It Is What It Is,

Presented By Les Sober

Salad Fingers 20th Anniversary Special

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Salad Fingers 20th Anniversary Special by David Firth with Music by Locust Toybox and Boards Of Canada and Locust Toybox. For those Who May be Unaware David Firth is an English Animator, Director, Writer, Musician, Actor, Voice Actor, Video Artist, and Broadcaster of Whom we are a Hugh Fans of of here at FYB. The Word NIGHTMARE is used most often to Describe Firth’s body of Work and Why We are such Diehard Fans of His work. Several of Firth’s works in Flash Animation, along with Multiple Music Videos and Works of Video Art, have garnered a Large (and Ever Growing) Followings Over the Years. Now We weren’t Salad Fingers Fans from the Very Beginning because well fucking Hell I’m not that fucking Old. The Fact remains that Salad Fingers is Celebrating its 20th fucking Anniversary is fucking Wild in My opinion.

To Those who may Not Know Boards of Canada are a Scottish Electronic Duo consisting of Brothers Michael Sandison and Marcus Eoin. The Band formed initially as a Group in 1986 before becoming a Duo in the 1990s. Boards Of Canada Signed First to SKAM Records and then They were signed by Warp Records Back in the 1990s. The Duo received Recognition After Releasing Their Debut Album Music Has The Right Children in 1998. They followed Their Debut Album with the Critically Acclaimed Albums Geogaddi (2002), The Campfire Headphone (2005) and Tomorrow’s Harvest (2013). “One of the Best Known and Loved Electronic Musical Acts of the Last Two Decades.” by Music Critics.

The Duo’s work is Largely Influenced by Outdated Media and the Electronic Music of the 1970s which Incorporates Vintage Synthesizers,Sampling, Hip Hop inspired Beats, and Analog Equipment. Analog Equipment is a Combination of Both Analog Machine and Analog Media that can together Measure, Record, Reproduce, Receive or Broadcast Continuous Information. Their Music has been Described as Exploring Themes related to Nostalgia as well as Childhood Memories, Science, Environmentalism, and Esoteric Subjects. Esoteric Subjects pertain to Extremely Unusual and Understood, or liked by Only a Small Number of People Especially those with Special Knowledge.

When it comes to Locus Toybox the Artist says it Best in Their Own Words: “My name is David Firth, I make all sorts of things like cartoons and pictures and music. This is my main solo music project. I start up different projects all the time, but this is one I keep coming back to. It’s a mixture of real instruments, samples and synth. I try and keep it as organic sounding as possible. I don’t know if you can dance to Locust Toybox, but you’re welcome to try.”

Description by David Firth: Salad Fingers is 20 years old so here is a special episode revisiting where it all began. In the original 2004 style.

It is What It Is,

Presented By Les Sober

Grindcore, Goregrind, & Pornogrind It’s All Good

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post Pertaining to Generes Gridcore, Goregrind, & Pornogrind Music. One of the Most Entertaining Factor’s of these Niche Genres is that the Music/Album Art/Lyrics are an Unofficial Ongoing Competition. The Competition amongst the Type of Bands is to be MORE Obscene, Violent, Gory, Shocking, Repulsive, and Offensive than Their Contemporaries. For Those Who May Not be aware Here is a Very Brief Description of Each of the Aforementioned Musical Genres.

GRINDCORE: Grindcore is a More Noise Filled Style of Hardcore Punk while using Hardcore’s Trademark Characteristics like Heavily Distorted, Down Tuned Guitars, Grinding Overdriven Bass, High Speed Tempo, Blast Beats, and Unique Vocal Style that Consists of Growls, Grunts, Screaming, High Pitched Shrieks, and Guttural.

GOREGRIND: Goregrind (a Sub Genre of Grindcore) is Defined by Detuned Guitars, Blasting Drums (Sometimes with a High Tuned, Clanging ‘Biscuit Tin’ Snare Drum Sound), Sickening Lyrics, and Utilize EXTREMELY LOW or Pitch Shifted Vocals Often sounding like Pig Grunts and Squeals.

PORNOGRIND: Pornogrind is Related to the Goregrind Subgenre that’s General Themes are Centered Around Sexual Themes. Common Pornorgrind Reoccurring Themes are Porno, Fetishes, Fucking, Girls, Murder, and Gore. Pornogrind also uses Revolting Sound Effects to add an Additional Gross Out Factor/ Offensive Factor including, BUT Not limited to Fart Sound Effects, Explosive Diarrhea, Projectile Vomiting, Porno or Horror Movie Clips, and Violence.

So with all that shit when I get Bored or have some Time to Kill I do dumb shit like Coming Up with Either Or Grindcore/Goregrind/Pornogrind Band Names or Album Titles. Now Here is the List I have Created and Compiled over Time.

1. Queen Face 2. Smeghead 3. Rotting Cunt

4. Cavernous Cunt 5. Rectal Discharge 6. Assface

7. Vaginal Invasion 8. Cock Rot 9. Eat Shit

10. Rotten Pecker 11. Full Blow Aides To The Face

12. Point Blank Buttfuck 13. The Kings Of Bukkake 14.Shit Out Of Luck

15. Bloody Feces 16. Brutal Bukkake 17. Parasitic Pussy 18. Vaggash

19. Vaginal Jesus 20. Decomposing Clit 21.Decaying Genital

22. 10″ Taint 23. Rectal Birth 24. Vaginal Enema. 25. Sex Piss

26. Rotting Vag 27. Decomposing Cunts 28. Pussy Pie 29. Fuck Stick

30. STD (Sex Torture Death) 31. Mangled Genitals 32. Crotch Rot

33. Vaginal Vomit 34. Rectal Vaginitis 35. Rectal Prolapse 36. Ass Meat

37. Oozing Cunt 38. Cannibalistic Syphilis 39. Vaginal Discourse

40. Ejaculation Feces 41. Cuntfuck 42. Cuntfucker 43. Cunt Fucked

44. Up To The Nuts In Guts 45. Gash Slasher 46. Kick In The Cunt

47. Nipple Clamp Execution 48. Asseaters 49. Eater Of Ass

50. Castrate Christ 51. Piss Christ 52. Anal Abortion

53. Anal Alien Invaders 54. Rectal Invasion 55. AssFuck. 56. Assfucked

57. AssFucker 58. Anal Impalement 59. Cockrockers

60. Vaginal Defication 61. Anal Fisher 62. Rectum Stretcher

63. Necrosexual 64. Severed Genitals 65. Sodomized By Satan

66. Shitty Shitty Gangbang 67. Fletch 68. Cum Here

69. The Young Cocksmen 70. The Salty Yogurt Slingers 71. 3 Whole Whore

72. Menstruation Massacre 73. Autopsy Sodomy 74. Fuck The Dead

75. Defiling Corpse 76. Whoremonger 77. Analocolypse

78. Buttmeat Penis 79. Diarrhea Sluts 80. Fucked With Feces

81. Fuckacide 82. Hate Fuck. 83. Ragerrection 84. Rage Shit

85. Drunk As Fuck 86. Anal Gape 87. Skullfucker 88.Skullfucked

89. Whorebitch 90. Flesh Peddler 91. Smut 92. Bull Dyke

93. Smut Peddler 94. Venomous Vaginas 95. Cunt Full Of Teeth

96. Rectum Ripper 97. Analize 98. Analecotmy 99. Muff Diver

100. Muff Divers 101. Lusting Lipstick Lesbians 102. Hair Pie

103. The Rimjobs 104. Jerk Off Jerry And The Wankers 105. Fuck You Phil

106. Jack Off Jack 107. The Jerk Offs 108. The Motherfuckers

109. Fuck The Fetus 110. Gangrenous Genitals 111. Ass Splatter

112. Cum Guzzler 113. Cum Gargler 114. Cumsplat 115. Cum Stain

116. Shit Stain 117. SuckaFuck 118. Fuckass 119. Monster Cunt

120. Mung 121. Clitlicker 122. Bloody Stool 123. Anal Seepage

124. Septic Semen 125. Toxic Shock Syndrome 126. Sloppy Snatch

127. Beef Curtains 128. Beefy Cunt 129. Cuntasaurous Sex. 130. Cock Snot

131. Death Shart 132.Blood Shart. 133. Jack MeOff

134. Dirty Fucking Junkie 135. Let’s Hump 136. Milkshake Shits

137. Gas Station Sushi Shits 138. Shit Soup 139. Bowling For Feces

140. Shitting Soup 141. Starting On My Balls 142. The Squirters

143. Shitting On Seinfeld 144. Tumbleweed Toilet Paper 145. Poopatorium

146. Shitting My Ass Off 147. Hey You Shitter 148. Public Toilet Terrorist

149. The Carp Trap 150. The Creepy Crapper 151. The Shittening

152. Shitocolypse 153. Shiatacane Season 154. The Shit Abyss

155. Shit Sandwich 156. Tall Glass Of Shut The Fuck Up 157. What A Turd

158. Bullshitter 159. Bullshiting a Bullshitter 160. Home Of Halitosis

161. Outhouse Whore 162. Praying To The Porcelain God 163. Craptacular

164. Vomiting Out My Ass 165. ABS (Always BE Shitting)

166. The Colonic King 167. Eatable Enema 168. Punks Proctologist

169. Itchy Asshole Issues 170. Diarrhea Downpour 171.Shitting Skies

172. The Terrible Turd 173. Ass Eating Asshole 174. Don’t Give A Shit

175. Go Shit Yourself 176. Taking A Dump At The Dump 177. Shiticide

178. The Poop Deck Problem 179. Fun With Feces 180. Smells Like Shit

181. Scatological Studies 182. Institute of Scatology 183. I Be Shitting (IBS)

184. I Gotta Take A Shit 185. The Gay Buday 186. Rectum Ripper

187. This Restroom Is A Shithole 188. I Can’t Stop Shitting 189. Blumpkin

190. I Shit Blood 191. Bongs And Dongs 192. Poop Porn 193. Shitty Tits

194. Titty Fucking Fool 195. Fucked With Feces 196. Shit On You

197. From Pooping To Prolapse 198. Surgically Reconstructed Asshole

199. Who’s This Asshole?! 200. Scummy Shit 201. Shady As Shit

202. Sleazy Shit 203. Hot As Shit 204. Hot Shit 205. In The Shit

206. WHat’s This Shit?! 207. Knew Deep In Shit 208. Stupid Shit

209. Up Shit Creek Without A Paddle 210. Doomsday Dildos

211. Toilet Seat Sluts 212. Gas Pump Pimps 213. Urinal Euphoria

214. Who gives A Shit? 215. Fuck My Life 216. Well Shit On Me

217. Take This Happy Horseshit And Shove It Up Your Ass

218. I Call Bullshit 219. Pure Manure 220. Uncut Cocaine 221. Piss’n Shit

222. Nutting Narcotics 223. Puking On My Cock While Taking A Shit

224. I’m Having A Shit 225. Fecal Float 226. Rim Job Jerk Offs

227. Looking For Dummies 228. Tube Steak Sizzler 229. Shit Stew

230. There’s A Shitstorm Brewing In My Bowels

231. King Of The Crapper 232. Seriously Sinister Shit 233. Old School Shit

234. Old School Shit 235. Being A Total Dick 236. Shitting On Your Parade

237. Shitwich 238. Legend Of The 2 Pound Turd 239. Talking Shit

238. Sometime You Gotta Eat Shit 239. Sneaky Little Shit

240. Rectum Stretching Shit 241. Butt Plugged 242. Shit Happens

243. The Story Of Shitty Bill 244. The Asshole Anthem 245. Shit Talker

246. Talking Shit While Taking A Shit 247. Shit Talking Assholes

248. Bullshit Artist 249. Bullshitters Anonymous 250. Asswipe Arron

251. The Butthole Blues 252. The Butt Trumpet Orchestra 253. Tough Shit

254. All Ass Instrumental 255. Sodomized With Shit 256. Shit For Brains

257. Teddy The Talking Turd 258. Bruised Buttholes 259. Shit Shake

260. Teaing Off Heads And Shitting Down Necks 261. Suck Shit

262. You Butt Hurt About it Bro?! 263. Anal Armageddon 263. Shitcile

264. Empire Of Assholes 265. Mr. Brown Eye 266. A World Of Shit

268. Crap Covered Cornhole 269. Cornholing Drunks

270. The Mangina Monologues 271. Mangled Mangina

272. Shit On A Shingle 273. Donkey Punched In The Fart Box

274. Starring In The Eyes Of My Ass 275. Shitty Shit 276. Craptacular

277. Opinons And Assholes 278. I’m Going To Shit On Your Grave

279. Shit Your Shorts 280. Welcome To The Shitshow

281. I Shit On Squatty Potties 282. Port-A-Potty Poet

283. Public Restroom Retards 284. Fucktarded 285. Turd Polish

286. Your Shit DOES STINK 287. Shit Stink 288. Stank Breath

289. Crap On A Cracker 290.Holy Shit 291. Happy As A Pig In Shit

292. I See Shitty People 293. The Constipation Conundrum

294. Are Farts Supposed To Be Lumpy?! 295. Fire In The Hole

296. Hairy Hump Hole 297. Tastes Like Ass 298. Smells Like Shit In Here

299. Up Your Ass And To The Left 300. Fistfucker 301. Fistfucked

302. The Shocker 303. Backdoor Bitches 304. Bitches & Bastards

305. Up The Shitter (UTS) 306. Nice Ass Can I Eat Breakfast Off It?!

307. Hershey Squirts 308. Accidentally Crapping On The Carpet

309. Shit City 310. Shitty City 311. City Of Shit 312. Front To Back

313. Shitting Out Of Control 314. Shite Ain’t Right

315. Flatulence The Pre Poop Warning 316. There’s A Turd On My Taint

317. Assembly Of Assholes 318. Shitty Like An Asshole

319. Songs To Shit To 320. Assclown Circus 321. Hemorrhoid Hell

322. Straining To Shit 323. Getting Shitfaced Again 324. The Brown Note

325. Friendly Ass Biter 326. Colostomy Bag Boy 327. Assgasm

328. The Butthole Loophole 329. Skinny Chicks With Boney Butts

330. Shitting Yourself Insane 331. Life In A World Of Shit

332. Get To Shitting 333. Stop Being A Dick 334.Septic Tank Sayings

335. Shitbag 336. Coffee Makes Me Crap 337. WTF Is Anal Leakage?!

338. Ass Cancer 339. Booty Bombs 340. Booty Bandit 341. Shit Sale

342. Toilet Tunes 343. Filling The Turd Bucket 344. Sleep Fart Syndrome

345. Human Pooper Scooper 346. Cum Dumpster Fire

347. Watch My Back While I Take A Shit 348. Shit People Say

349. You Don’t Know Shit 350. Steaming Pile Of Poop

351. Steaming Pile of Shit 352. 3 Flush Floater 353. It’s The Season Of Shit

354. Toilet Plunger Possibilities 355. Shitting Like A Savage

356. Drain-O A GoGo 357. Shitheads Vs. Dickheads 358. Shitface

359. Sick As Shit 360. Can’t Bullshit A Bullshitter 361. Shit The Bed

362. Flush That Turd Down The Drain 363. She Seriously Shits The Sheets

364. Elbows And Assholes 365. Piss Pot Princess 366. Shat Splatter

367. Shat Is Where It Is At 368. 2 Ply Or Goodbye 369. Rid-Ex Sex

370. The Difference Between Assholes And Holes In The Ground

371. I Can’t Find My Ass With Both Hands 372. Bed Pan Splash Back

373. Pay To Poop 374.Shake It More Then Twice You’re Playing With It

374. Mondo Duke 375. Papa Starts 376. MC Bubble Guts

377. Outrageous Asshole 378. Vile Vagina 379. Clusterfucked

380. Cannibalizing Cunts 381. Rectal Vomit 382. Puke Porn

383. Malevolent Masturbation 384. Oily Fart 385. Sweaty Under Boob

386. Corroded Clit 387. Pussy Fart. 388. Necrophalic

389. Triple X Sex 390. Fuck Films 391. Porn Shop Prostitutes

392. Making Asshole Get Angry (MAGA) 393. Long Pig Penis

394. Hell If I Know 395. Cock Knocker 396. Spermicidal Jellyfish

397. Nut Sack Sinners 398. FuckSlut 399. Cunt Fart 400.The Manginas

401. The Fuck Me Pumps 402. The Gash 403. The Furious Fist Fucking 5

404. To The Tits 405. Poor Drunk Bastards 406. Manwhore

407. Hungry Hungry Hookers 408. Homocide 409. Crusty Clam

410. Harry Taco And The One Eyed Worms 411. Fight Anal Retention

412. Humphole 413. The DPs 414. Force Fed Feces 415. Puking Piss

416. Shit Smear 417. Glory Hole Gods 418. Urinal Utopia

419. The Bellends 420. Fucked For Life 421. GOPieces Of Shit

422. Republicunts 423. The Slutty Whores 424. Whorish

425. Motherhumping Christ 426. Christ’s Cunt 427. Jesus Fucking Christ

428. Here Comes The Fuck 429. The Anal Allstars 430. Jerk Off Jamboree

431. Pissfuck 432. Dick Weed And The Awful Orifices 433. The Punters

434. The Pedos 435. Scumfuck 436. Scumfucker

437. The Bastard Brigade 438. Shorty Waffles 439. Get Fucked

440. Get Fucked 441. Screw You 442. Furious Finger Fucking

443. Pungent Pussy 444. Repugnant Penis 445. Wad Blower

446. Johnny Wad Rides Again 447. Hung Like Hell 448. Monster Cock

449. General Genitorture 450. Compound Of Cunt 451. Sexorrist

452. Maxi Pad And The Heavy Flow 453. Ponder This Shit

454. Sweaty Slit 455. United States Of Anal 456. Fuck The World

457. So Fucking What (SFW) 458. Pussy Popping Priests

459. Slamming Ass 460. Bumping Uglies 461. The Beast With 2 Backs

462. Colostomy Bag Copulation 463. Dick Docking Dilemma

464. Anal Orgies 465. Sir Fuck-A-Lot 466. Grab Ass Gangsters

467. The Stench Of Sex 468. Sex On A Slip’n Slide

469. Just The Tip 470. Gobs Of Gash 471. The Mad Twatter

472. Snatchology 473. Fuckology. 474. Fuck 101 475. Facefucked Fools

478. Lusting Lucifer 479. Long Dong Silver Away 480. Wonderfuck

481. Gash Basher 482. Pounding Pussy 483. Fugly 484. Sexual Sadist

485. John Wayne Gacy Is Gay 486. Porn Shop Prostitutes

485. Johnny Wad Was Right 486. Addicted To Dick 487. Scrotal Tuck

488. Labia Loving Lesbians 489. Sex Toy Slaughter 490. Mung Mouth

491. Colonics Make Me Horny 492. Who Gives A Flying Fuck

493. Dildos Of The Dammned 494. Kick In The Crotch

495.A Forest Of Morning Wood

496. Spanking Monkeys And Choking Chickens 497. The Bearded Clam

498. The Cock Ring King 499. Pussy Full Of Puss

500. Friends Of A Sex Fiend

It Is What It Is,

By Les Sober

The Band PARTY CANNON

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Official Videos for “I BELIEVE DANI FILTH”, “Not Immediately Life Threatening”, and “Weird, But Not Illegal” by the band Party Cannon along with a Live Performance from Bloodiest 2022. PARY CANNON is a Brutal Death Metal Band (with a Serious Goregrind Influence) from Dunfermline, Fife, Scotland, United Kingdom that was Formed in 2010. The Band refers to Their Musical Style simply as “Party Slam”which is an Extreme Sub Genre of Death Metal that is Defined as the Following. Some Key Elements of Slam Music are Slow and Punishing Guitar Riffs along with Aggressive Drumming Utilizing Double Kick/Blast Beat Techniques are the Primary Element of Slam. Slam Vocals (like the Music) are a More Extreme Version of Death Metal Vocals combining Deep, Palm Muting, Guttural Growls, Tremolo Picking, Harsh Screaming, Low Tuned Guitars, and Low Pitched Howls are a Staple of Slam Music that Enhance the Overall Brutality of the Music Itself.

Lyrical Themes of Brutal Death Metal and PARTY CANNON include:

Slasher Films
Obscene amount of Violence
Political Conflict
Religion (Focusing on Satanism)
Science Fiction
Occultism
True Crime
Philosophy
Destruction and Decay of the Earth
War
Corporate Control
Mysticism
Lovecraftian Horror
Mythology
Theology

(*PARTY CANNON’s Other Lyrical Themes: Women and Partying)

Also as Far as Brutal Death Metal Lyrics are concerned the Depictions of Horrific Violence may be Elaborate on the Details of Extreme Acts:

Detailed Depictions Violence and Gore
Delirium
Psychopathy
Mutilation
Mutation
Exorcism/Possession
Torture
Rape
Cannibalism
Necrophilia
Murder/Homicide

In 2013 PARTY CANNON was signed to Autopsy Records, but They only Released One Ep Titled “Partied In Half” while with Autopsy Records. The Band is Currently Signed with The American Label Gore House Productions who Specialize in Brutal Death Metal Bands. To Date PARTY CANNON has Recorded and Released The Following:

Albums – “Bong Hit Hospitalization (2015), “Volumes Of Vomit” (2022), and “Injuries Are Inevitable (2024)
Eps – ” PARTY CANNON!” (2007), “Partied In Half” (2013), “Perverse Party Platter’ (2017), and “Nauseating And Unpalatable” (2021)
A Gore House Compilation CD “Cannons Of Gore Soaked, Blood Drenched, Parasitic Sick along with the Bands Parasitic Ejactulation, Gorevent, and Bloodscribe.
Singles: “We Prefer The Term Living Impaired (2010) and “Weird,But not Illegal” (2024)
V/A Compilations – “Necrolust Vol. IV (2013), MORGUL ( a Scottish Metal Compilation in 2013), and ‘Intestinal Purge” (2022)
Additional Releases – “Party Promo (2012)

PARTY CANNON’s Current Line Up:

Stony “Stony” Stony – Vocals
Craig “Shreddy Kreuger” Robinson – Lead Guitar
Chris “Prey” Ryan – Bass
Martin “Abtacular” Gazur – Drums

It Is What It Is,

Presented By Les Sober

The Gashlycrumb Tinies Set To Music

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Poem The Gashlycrumb Tinies by the Infamous Writer, Artist, Illustrator, and Tony Award winning Costume Designer Edward Gorey (February 22, 1925 to April 15, 2000) set to Music by Daisy Chapman and Red Carousel. Gorey’s Characteristic Pen-and-Ink drawings often Depict Vauge and Unsettling Narrative Scenes in Both Victorian as well as Edwardian Setting that have Built a Long Term Cult Following Gorey wrote The Gashlycrumb tinies in 1963 and the Poem that serves Cautionary Tale of being Aware of all the Deadly perils of Life that can bring about a Person’s Early Demise. The Poem was once summed up by George Boomer who said “(The Poem) Is a rebellion against a view of childhood that is sunny, idyllic, and instructive.”. The Poem follows a Fairly Simple and Dark Theme Combining The Alphabet, Children, and a Horrible Fate for Each of the Children. The Poem consists of Child with a Name Starting with each Letter of The Alphabet in Chronological Order. What makes this Poem rather Demented is Each Child Mentioned Meets a Variety of Gruesome Deaths carried out in Some Brutally Creative Way.

Throughout Gorey’s Illustrious Career Gorey was known for His Illustrated Books as well as Drawing Cover Art or Illustrations for Other Writers. Gorey illustrated Over 200 Book Covers for a Variety of Publishing Houses including Doubleday Anchor, Random House’s Looking Glass Library, Bubbs-Merrill, and as a Free Lance Artist. Among other Works Gorey illustrated Bram Stoker’s Dracula, H.G. Wells’ The War Of The Worlds, and T.S. Elliot’s Old Possum’s Book Of Practical Cats. When Gorey was working as a Freelance Writer/Illustrator He used several Pen Names, some of which were Anagrams of His First and Last Name like Ogdred Weary, Dogear Wryde, Ms. Regera Dowdy, just to Name a Few. Meanwhile Gorey used Other Pen Names for His Original Work Too such as O. Mude (which is German for O. Weary), and Eduard Blutig which is a German Pun on His Own Name. Also During His Career Gorey conducted Literary Experiments like. Creating Wordless Books, Books the Size of a Matchbox, Pop Up books, and Books that were/are Comprised Entirely of Inanimate Objects.

Gorey Classified His Work as Literary Nonsense, and in Respone to being called Gothic Gorey Replied “If you’re doing nonsense it has to be rather awful, because there’d be no point. I’m trying to think if there’s sunny nonsense. Sunny, funny nonsense for children—oh, how boring, boring, boring. As Schubert said, there is no happy music. And that’s true, there really isn’t. And there’s probably no happy nonsense, either.”

It is What it Is,

Presented by Les Sober

“Lucifer’s Slaves”

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Music Video for the Song “Lucifer’s Slaves” by the band Electric Wizard. So Who the hell are Electric Wizard You may be Wondering which is Fare Enough. Well Electric Wizard is a Doom Metal Band that incorporates aspects of Stoner and Sludge Metal Band from Wimborn in Dorset, England. The Band Name is a combination of Two Different Black Sabbath Songs Electric Funeral and The Wizard, and Black Sabbath also Served as one of the Band’s Inspiration.

For Those who may Not Know about Doom/Stoner/Sludge Metal here are some Quick Definitions:

Doom Metal: Is an Extreme Sub Genre of Heavy Metal that Typically uses Slower Tempos, Low Tuned Guitars, and an Overall Heavier Sound the Other Heavy Metal Genres. Doom Metal Lyrics tend to invoke Feelings of Despair, Dread, Impending Doom, and Mortality.
Stoner Metal: The Genre Emerged in the Early 90s is also Known as Stoner Rock or Stoner Doom Metal is a Music Genre that Combines Elements of Doom Metal with Psychedelic and Acid Rock.
Sludge Metal: Is another Extreme Sub Genre of Heavy Metal that Combines Elements of Doom Metal and Hardcore Punk. Generally Sludge Metal includes Slow Tempos, Tuned Down Distorted Guitars, and Nihilistic Lyrics. Reoccurring Topics in Sludge Metal are Poverty, Pollution, and Drug Addiction.

In the Early Years the Band went by Several Different Names:

Lord of Putrefaction (1988-1991),
Thy Grief Eternal (1991-1992),
Eternal (1992-1993)
Electric Wizard (1993 – Present)

Not Only did the Band go through a Slew of Different Names the Band’s Line Up changed quite a bit over the Years. The Line Up changed so Many Times We aren’t going to fucking List all Them so Here is the Current Band Line Up:

Jus Oborn – Vocals, Rhythm Guitar (1993-Present), Bass (2003, 2008, 2012), Lead Guitar (1993-2003)
Liz Buckingham – Lead Guitar (2003-Present)
Simon Poole – Drums (2012, 2014-Present)
Haz Wheaton – Bass (2018-Present)

Electric Wizard has Recorded a Total of 9 Albums:

Electric Wizard 1994
Come My Fanatics…1997*
Dopethrone 2000*
Let Us Prey 2002
We Live 2004
Witchcult Today 2007
Black Masses 2010
Time To Die 2014
Wizard Bloody Wizard 2017

In a Kerrang! Magazine Interview from July of 2009 with Lead Singer/Guitarist Jus Oborn as He remembered the Band recording the Album Come My Fabnatics…
“At the time, we were pretty bad people. I got arrested for arson of a car, outside a police station. Tim [Bagshaw] went to nick a crucifix off a church roof so we could use it onstage, then slipped, fell off through the window and sliced his arm open. He got community service for that. Then Mark [Greening] got nicked for robbing an offie. He smashed the window, nicked a bottle of whiskey, then sat there drinking it outside! We weren’t very nice people, to be honest. We were feeding off that shit at the time. It made us feel like we were more of a heavy metal band.”

It is What It Is,

Presented By Les Sober

Shits and Giggles: “Doll”

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Music Video “Dove” by the Band Anthoney and Animated the Strange Content Creator by nana825762. In Fact the Only Reason We are Posting it is We are Big Fans of nana825762’s Extremely Unusual Content. As Far for the Music well Lets just Say it Simply isn’t Our Cup of Tea, But We did get a Kick Out of the Cringy Anime Vocals. Basically the Reason We like this Video is Due to the Fact it Reminds Us of a Hunter S. Thompson Drug Induced Hallucination Directed by David Lynch.

For those Unaware nana825763 is a Notorious Japanese Animator (also known as PiroPito) Who was made Internet famous with/for His Infamous Video “User 666” (which We also have Posted here in the Strange and Disturbed Video Category) which is still making People Uneasy to this Day. There isn’t a Whole Hell of A lot Biography Wise Pertaining to nana825763 and He Never Reveals His Face. His Videos are Typically of the Horror Genre, and Tend to be Extremely Unsettling.

As Far as Antihoney is Concerned Antiohoney was a Female Japanese Artist whose Music is mainly Ambient Pop/IDM/Trip-Hop/Dream Pop/Art Pop/Dark Indietronica. Anthony is Self Described as: “Ambient Color, plus Musica Production. Darkly Multicolor Vibrant Honey. As Impure as it is Sweet and Innocent.” Unfortunately She Passed Away in 2023 Due to Mysterious Causes related to Her Health.

It Is What It Is,

Presented By Les Sober

USA Nails – Am I Man Or Not

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Music Video “Am I Man Or Not” by the Band USA Nails and Animated by Lee Hardcastle. USA Nails is an Underground Noise Punk Band from London and got Their name from an Actual Nail Salon. USA Nails Music Fuses Crushing Riffs and Frantic Speak-Singing to create Chaotic Soundscapes. And If You Don’t Know Lee Hardcastle he is an Insanely fucking Prolific British Animator/Film Maker who Specializes in All Types of Stop-Motion Techniques, and has VOWED NEVER TO INSULT HIS AUDIENCE with shitty Film Making!

Lee Hardcastle in His Own Words:

“My name’s Lee Hardcastle, a claymation degenerate from the UK who started a YouTube channel after graduating Film School. I make claymations that are not for children’s eyes, I specialize in claymation for mature audiences. If you’re under 18, you should leave.” -Lee Hardcastle-

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

Yandere Chainsaw Regurgitation “The Price Of Ecstasy Is Pain”

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the Song “The Price Of Ecstasy Is Pain” by Yonder Chainsaw Regurgitation Factory. Now this is One of Those Posts where due to the fact YCRF is in an Extreme Music Niche there isn’t much Information Out there on Them. YCRF is part of a Sub Genre of Grindcore Known as Animegrind so Information is Scarce. For those Who may be Unaware of the Genre here is a Brief Synopsis of Animegrind. Common Animegrind Themes are a Preoccupation with Pitch-Shifted or Extreme Low Guttural Vocals, Murder, Gore Galore, Intense Violence, Mutilation, Anime/Anime Themed Art, Death, Bodily Fluids, Sexual Fetishes, Hentai inspired Lyrics, Destruction, Forensic Pathology, and Blisteringly Fast Tempos. While Other Grindcore Sub Genre like Goregrind or Pornogrind utilize Grotesque, Nauseating, Sexually Violent, Gore Driven, and Often Misogynistic illistrations Animegrind utilizes Various Variants of Disemboweled Anime School Girls (like Those see in Pro Guro or Erotic Gore Mangas, and Japanese Hentai Films often Combine Sex and Violence are used as a Backdrop). With that Said here is All the Information on YCRF that We were able to Scrap Together from Our Notes.

Yandere Chainsaw Regurgitation Factory:

Real Name Andrew Gonzales
YCRF is a One Man Project like Putrid Pile for Example (We have a Putrid Pile in Concert in Our Obscene Extreme Post in Our Music Section).
Based in Tehachapi, Kern County, California.
Years Active 2001-Present
Label: Impaled Ximena Records
Themes: Sadism, Gore, Extreme Violence, Sick Humor, and Anime.
Musical Aspects: Brutally Guttural Vocals, Explosive Down Tuned Riffs, and Anime Themes.
Though YCRF is in Fact a Animegrind Act but YCRF has also been mistaken for Death Metal, Brutal Death Metal, and Slamming Brutal Death Metal.
YCRF define Themselves Specifically as a “Weeb Slamming Animegrind”
Weeb is a Slang Term used to refer to Someone who is Obsessed with Japanese Culture, Particularly Anime and Manga. Weeb is a Term used in a Mocking or Derogatory manner.

It is What it IS,

Presented By Les Sober