Well another Wednesday is upon us and today’s post MY SISTER is a true fucking internet oddity unto itself. There was NO INFORMATION provided so without a fucking crumb of context MY SISTER just kept getting fucking odder by the minute. To put it simply I was not even anywhere close to fucking prepared to research this shit.
I hit up the usual platforms like Youtube (including the fucking comment section) and Reddit but I found jack diddly shit. So I went a little farther and checked 4Chan which was big for me because I personally fucking think 4 Chan is a fucking cyber shithole. Anyway the 4Chan sacrifice I made turned up dick.
WHERE DID THIS FUCKING VIDEO COME FROM, WHO MADE IT, AND WHY THE FUCK DID THEY?
The first fact I found was basic as fuck and was MY SISTER was uploaded in May 2011 on an Old Youtube Channel called Raider Dawg. The fucked up thing is MY SISTER stuck out like a sore fucking thumb because all the other content on Raider Dawg was purely either gamer shit or straight up trolling shit. To sum it up outside of MY SISTER Raider Dawg’s content was just a bunch of fucking immature fucking punk ass bullshit.
Bottomline here is shit didn’t add up.
Well it turned out that Raider Dawg wasn’t the channel’s original name was DeeznutsFYC until the name switch sometime in 2014. Since Raider Dawg apparently appeared to be a gaming enthusiast who wasn’t above fucking trolling someone told me to check something called LurkerFAQS. If you don’t know (and I didn’t either until this fucking post) is a ongoing continuous archive of posts from the GameFAQS message board.
So I started doing my own math and since the MY SISTER was originally posted in 2011 it made sense to me to search around using Raider Dawg’s old name DeeznutsFYC. What I found was that DeeznutsFYC posted 3 separate posts over the course of a year (2011-2012) about MY SISTER. I also noticed that he bumped the MY SISTER video several times which essentially means the old shit gets reposted at the top on the list. As you can imagine DeeznutsFYC was ask REPEATEDLY NUMEROUS TIMES about the Video and responded like a real fucking douchbag about it divulging nothing at all about the video.
The trail ended there so it was time to ask the usual questions like:
Is this a prank?
Is it a performance art piece?
Is it the work of a mentally disturbed individual?
Is this a gorilla promotion for a video game or movie?
Is this a promotional video since there is a fetish where people like to dress up like dolls and use high end silicone masks (since this fetish mainly applies to men who assume female form when “all dolled up”)?
Honestly this time around I don’t think any of those apply. The one hypothesis that I think honestly the most logical I have heard is that DeeznutsFYC/Raider Dawg created it, but it didn’t get the attention he wanted. So he resorted to posting the video several times while periodically bumping it to gain exposure by keeping it relevant to some fucking degree. Just like with his Youtube gaming channel the video MY SISTER posted on a gaming message board seems completely fucking out of place.
Now considering Deeznuts/Raider Dawg is obviously a gamer it sort of makes sense in the oddest fucking way that a gamer who created a video to freak people out (and failed to do so) on Youtube would post his creation on gaming message boards. This would not only serve to generate attention for MY SISTER, but it served as a way to get people from the gaming message boards to check out his gaming channel.
Anyway you fucking slice it this unsettlingly unnatural video is a fucking classic insane oddity, and who’s origins/creator/purpose will remain a fucking mystery from now until the fucking end of time.
Welcome to Today’s FYB Post where We will be Discussing what is considered by Many to be the Most Mysterious Subreddit of All Time. Now while it is True FYB has Posted Numerous so called Internet Mysteries in the Past from Slightly Absurd to Absolutely fucking Insane. This Time Though when Examining A858 it Quickly becomes Apparent that this is the Internet Mystery that’s the Strangest of Them All. So with that Said let’s get Going.
A858DE45F5b098C9 (or A858 for Short) is an Extremely Mysterious Subreddit that Showed Up in 2011 Posting Strange and Complex Hexadecimal Sequences Multiple times Per Day. For the first Year after its inception A858 went completely Unnoticed by the Online/Reddit Community as it continued its Output of Daily Encrypted Messages. Finally a Small Handful of People ended up taking Notice of A858 and the Word of this Bizarre Subreddit began to spread across the Web. After a Short while A858 had built such a Significant following that Computer Students, Code Breakers, and Reddit Users decided to Join Forces in Large Part Due to the Intense Difficulty in just Attempting to Decode a Single A858 Message.
An Added Roadblock for the Collective of Internet Detectives was A858 Keep it’s Subreddit Private. This meant that You could only gain Access if You were Deemed Worth, and Subsequently Invited to Join. To Combat this Problem the Internet Detectives formed Their Own Sister Subreddit R/Solving A858. This way Any Information could be Shared with the Entire Group even if the Majority were Not Invited, and Thus Lacked Access to the A858’s Subreddit Posts. Now the Users had There a Preverbal Mountain Work ahead of Them (there were THOUSANDS of A858 Encrypted Posts) that would have Easily Overwhelmed the Average User. As the Detectives Work Diligently the Results were Virtually Nhill as A8585’s Encryption Proved to be Damn Near Impossible to Decipher.
As the Days turned into Weeks that became Months Only a Quite Small Handful of A858’s Posts had infant been Cracked. The Problem was NONE Provided any Actual Insight and Seemed to be almost as Random as A858’s Encrypted Coding. One of the Decoded Messages was a Basic “Thank You Gold” when a Subreddit User in A858’s Subreddit Purchased (and then Gifted) a Month of Gold Membership. Another was an Excerpt from the 1949 Book Title Actions and Passions By Max Lerner. The Excerpt was “Do Not Confuse Your Vested Interests with Ethics. Do Not Identify the Enemies of Humanity.”. The Last of the Decoded Posts was an Primitive Computer Image of Stonehenge with No Additional Information Attached to It.
Then in August of 2015 a User in the A858 Sister Subreddit noticed that all of a Sudden without Rhythm or Reason Someone was Posting Hexadecimal Chains that Matched those of the Original A8585 Message Board. The Sister Subreddit discovered that the Newly Appearing Hexadecimal Posts They were seeing being Posted there was in fact The Creator of A858 Who was conducting an AMA (Ask Me Anything) Session. The Users Quickly Launched into Action a created a Script that Automated the Code Breaking Process. This Allowed Users to Ask Questions/Interact with A858’s Creator Freely and Significantly Faster.
The Most Prevalent Question asked of A858’s Creator was Why had the Creator decided to Brake Their Prolonged Silence. The Five Word Answer given By A858’s Creator was “The Audience Was Getting Frustrated” which Meant the Creator was Keeping Active Tabs on the Participants Progress. When asked what the Purpose of the A858 Subreddit the creator Responded “We Cannot Disclose the Purpose. A858 will End when the Purpose is Disclosed or Discovered.” indicating that there was a More than One Person responsible for A858’s Creation/Content. The Most Significant part of the Interaction with A858’s Creator was when the Creator Disclosed that One of A858’s Messages HAD been PROPERLY Decoded, but that None of the Users Noticed Other than the Creator. Apparently a Woman from the United Kingdom (UK) had been the One who Managed the Proper Decoding, Yet She Deleted Her Account soon after She Cracked the Coded Message and Never Returned.
In Mid 2016 A858 Peeked in Popularity when Main Stream Media like Fox News and The Daily Dot began Covering the Mystery. Then Suddenly Out of Nowhere a Post by the Now Deleted User u/TeamWMod showed up on the Sister A858 Subreddit. TeamWMod Claimed in His Post that the A858 Project has Ended and Thank You to all Participants, and went on to say Any Further Decoding or Research into A858 would be Futile. TeamWMod claimed “The Information Available to the Public is NOT Sufficient to Solve all Outstanding Puzzles.” and “Again Any Further Efforts on Solving A858 will be In Vain.” A User Named Fragile confirmed TeamWMod’s Message as Legitimate since TeamWMod had Demonstrated Ownership over A858 by Temporarily making Fragile an Approved Submitter to the A858 Subreddit. The Last thing TeamWMod Posted before Deleting Their Account that “We will Not Respond to Any Questions in the Comments Noe by Direct Message.” After TeamWMods Announcement the A858 Subreddit was Locked.
Some Time Later a User Named Eathed wrote a Post Called “Some Closure” in which They Claimed that He (along with Fragglet) had been able to Contact the Person A858. Eathed went on to Reveal the Person They spoke with Claimed He was Paid (by an Unnamed Company) to Post Coded Puzzles using Encryption or Various Methods of Text Manipulation. The Company occasionally requested that a Post be Made to Draw Attention to the Project one of Which was the Previous Stonehenge Post. Eathed and Fraggley stated that They would Not Divulge ANY Information or Personal Information Pertaining to Who They talked with or The Unknown Company that Hired Him. The User Duo claimed They wouldn’t divulged such Information since They still Unsure of the Actual Purpose of the Project. They did however ask Why the Project Ended while there were so Many Unsolved Puzzles, and this is What They were Told by Their A858 Project Contact. The Contact Answered by Saying that the Company Paying Him No Longer Wanted to Fund the Project Any Longer, and They Shut it Down.
Eathed and Fragglet’s Contact went on to Explain most of the A858’s Posts were Randomly Generated Text with Extremely Difficult and Constantly Changing Encryption. So Even if a User did Manage to Decode One of the Encrypted Messages Virtually Every time the User would be Oblivious to Their Accomplishment. This had been the Reason the Puzzles where Damn Near Impossible to Crack, and the Cause for So Many Users Growing Aggravation/Frustration while attempting to Decode A858’s Encrypted Posts. Now for those Who May Not Be Aware the Difference Between a Encoded/Encrypted Message a Encoded Data is meant to be Read in a Different Format, and Encrypted Data is Meant to Remain a Secret. Eathed and Fragglet did however ask Why the Project Ended while there were so Many Unsolved Puzzles, and this is What They were Told by Their A858 Project Contact. The Contact Answered by Saying that the Company Paying Him No Longer Wanted to Fund the Project Any Longer, and They Shut it Down. He also said that He fully Believed the Project would Never be Rebooted.
That though Proved to Be Wrong as Wrong could be. After Two Years in 2018 a Post titled r/A858 is Back Open appareled in the Sister Subreddit. The Sister Subreddit had continued Their Attempts to Unravel the A858 Mystery in Spite of TeamWMods Post (Claiming doing so Would be Useless since the Project was Over). There were some Notable Changes that had been made such as the A858 Subreddit would No Longer Be Private, A858 was NOT the Moderator, and the Original A858 Appeared to have been Deleted. Just a Week Later the Reactivated A858 Project’s Subreddit was made Private and Remains so to This Day.
Thus in the End No One is Any closer to Solving the Mystery of A858, but that hasn’t Stopped Users from Formulating Theories. One of the Top Three Theories is A858 is an Alternate Reality Game, but Why would Someone create a Game that was so Insanely Difficult? So Difficult in fact that the Creator would have to Break Their Silence After over a Year since the the Game Started, and to do a Q&A Session with the Players since “The Audience is Getting Frustrated.” Another of the Top Three Theories is A858 was in Reality a Number Station. Number Stations are Shortwave Radio Stations that Broadcast Encrypted Messages to Spies/Shady Organizations in Various Different Countries. It has been Documented that Terrorists use Ebay, Redditt, and Other Social Media/ Online Services to Pass Encrypted. This however Doesn’t match up with Eathed and Fragglet’s Contact who Claimed He was Hired by a Company, and that some Posts like the Stonehenge Post was to Draw Attention to the A858 Project.Moreover the Fact that some Messages had been Decoded (Properly or Not) Punches Holes in the Number Station Theory. The Last of the Top Three A858 Theories seems the Most Plausible at Least to Us here at FYB which is A858 was a Recruitment Tool. If A858 is/was indeed a Recruitment Tool then it would Most Likely be Run by Cryptography, Security Firm, or Government Organization (Military, CIA, NSA etc.). This would Explain Why A858’s Heavily Encrypted Messages and Similar Theories Surround the Mystery of Cicada.
In Summation while Many find the Fact that there NO VIABLE Answers pertaining to the Mystery of A858 rather Comforting. The Reason We say this is Because once You have all the Answers then the Investigation is Over and Done. The Mystery is Solved and the Illusion is Destroyed. Sometimes its better to be left Wondering What it was all about Rather than to have a Definitive Answer.
Welcome to Another Installment of Strange and Disturbing Videos featuring the Mysterious and Surreally Creepy Polish Web Series Magiczny Swiat Ani (which Translates to The Magical World of Ania). The Grim Story Centers around the Mysterious Disappearance of a Girl Named Ania, and of Her Friends and Family as They try to Find Out what happened to Her.
Series Description:
Missing person Anna Słowińska. Anna was reported missing on May 29, 1993. She was 20 years old, Dutch language and literature student. She was last seen on 27 May 1993 at her flat. Anna is 165 cm tall, straight blond hair with fringe and blue eyes. To date, she has not contacted her familly or friends. If you have any information regarding Anna Slowinska, please contact us immediately.”
This is most definitely one of the most Complex Series I have ever encountered, and I’ve encountered more than a few. The Series Video’s include Codes, Hidden Social Media Pages, Cryptic Imagery, and Uses a variety of various Languages from around the World to convey certain clues. The Format for this Post is Simple: There will First be the Video and Under each Video I will Include any Information that I have come across while Researching the Series.
Enjoy. (Note To The Viewer: You May want to Enable the Closed Caption Option or Not it’s Up to You).
Title: Bone Crystallization
Description: The Bones Crystalize Only Under the Conditions of Real Love.
The Woman in the Mask seems to Represent Ania.
At the End of the Video when it Cuts to the Shot of a Lake there is Morse Code right before it Ends.
The Morse Code Spells the Word: Pomozmi
Pomozmi is Slovenian.
Pomozmi Translates into “Help Me”
This is the Introductory Video setting the Stage for the Forthcoming Series.
Title: Anno Domini 1993 (Translation: In the Year of Our Lord 1993)
Description: NONE.
The Title is Written in Medieval Latin.
It Translates into: In The Year Of Our Lord 1993.
The Video can be Separated into Two Parts with the First Half consisting of Some Very Strange Imagery.
The Second Half of the Video is a Phone Call with a Woman Named Krystyna Reporting Ania Missing to the Emergency Services.
The Viewer is Presented with a Numerical Code that when Decoded Spells out the Word “Tumblr” the Lower Their Social Media Platform.
On the Tumblr Page is an Audio Broadcast to the General Public Informing them of Ania’s unexplained Disappearance.
While the Audio Announcement Plays a Picture of an Eye Appears on Screen with more Morse Code Included.
When the Morse Code is Decoded it is a String of Text combined with the Previous Tumblr translation leads the Viewer to Another Tumblr Page that is again about Ania’s Disappearance.
The Masked Girl Representing Ania in this Video Walks Cautiously Backwards as if trying to Avoid/Escape Someone Following Behind Her.
This is Confirmed by Dialogue in a Man’s Voice that states “I couldn’t Hurt Her.”
Title: Haven’t We Met Before?
Description: She finally raised her eyes willy-nilly and looked him directly in the eyes.
The Three Images that Stick Out are: A Female Face on the TV that We can assume is Ania, A Crying Doll Head with Cameras in Front of It, and the Existence of a Dancing Doll.
There is a Letter Code that Translates into “Hallucinations”
Title: AboutBeautiful Krystyna and Her Wonderful Dream.
Description: NONE.
The Video’s Opening Appears to be Krystyna’s Actual Dream.
When the Camera cuts to a Subterranean Dungeon Krystyna is being Interviewed.
The Unknown Man Interviewing Krystyna is Obsessively Admiring Porcelain Dolls as He Strokes then in a Truly Strange Matter.
Why is the Masked Girl in the Video Holding Animal Skulls?
Krystyna says in the Interview that She in Fact Believes Ania was Abducted by a Cult.
Next Krystal retells the Story of How Ania was Almost Kidnapped as a Child by a Strange man. This is Why Krystyna thinks Ania was being Followed (and Subsequently Abducted) by a Cult.
Krystyna then goes on to claim Ania may have been Seeing Someone Inappropriate.
Another Interview in the Video is with one of Ania’s Neighbors or Family Friend who Claims Ania was a Good Girl and Very Sweet.
The Interview with the Neighbor/Family Friend leads to a Odd Revelation.
The Revelation is a There was a Insanely Eerie Hobo who lived in a Hut by the Forrest at the Time Ania was Abducted.
The Video also contains yet More Dolls so What is Their Significance?!
Title: Tabula Recta
Description: NONE.
The Title is Written in Latin.
In Cryptography, the Tabula Recta is a Square Table of Alphabets, Each Row of Which is Made by Shifting the Previous one to the Left.
The Term Tabula Recta was invented by the German Author and Monk Johannes Trithemius in 1508, and use in His Trithemius Cipher.
23 Seconds into the Video Appears some Jumbled Words.
The Top Code is the Previous Code for the Word Hallucination.
Under it there is a Second String of Code that hasn’t appeared in any other Videos.
A Reddit User Named Olik L. determined the Letters were Encoded with an Auto Key Cipher.
When the Second Line is Decoded Your left with a Youtube Link that takes You to a Video Called “The Magic of Nature”
Pertinent Video Quote ” The Human Body is Atoms and Molecules You Die and Absolutely Nothing Changes.”
Title: 3…2…1
Description: NONE.
The Masked Woman Acts Confused or Disoriented, but Why was She Drugged? Is She having some sort of Metal Breakdown? Is She having a Panic Attack?
The Pictures of Other People Wearing Masks like The Woman Representing Ania indicates She is Not the Only Captive.
At one point in the Video the Camera Cuts to a Prison Cell Like Area more than likely Used to Detain Captive Victims.
There is also Another Numerical Code Contained within the Video.
Using the Decoding Cipher at the Beginning of the Video You get the Result: KRWRZTUMBLR.
The Decoded Message is a Link to Yes Another Tumblr Page that gives the Viewer some of Ania’s Backstory on the Abduction/Capture of Ania.
The Video Ends with an Interview with a Polish Woman Named Maria who recounts a different Story from Ania’s Past where She was Knocked to the Ground by a Strange Running Man.
Title: Supreme Being
Description: NONE.
This Video Does Nothing But Raise More Questions.
Is the Man Symbolic of the Kidnapper?
Are the Two Women supposed to Represent His Victims/Captives?
Why are the Women Decapitated? Does this mean the Kidnapper is Also a Murderer who Kills His Captives when He tires of Them?
The Man is Also Decapitated is this indicative of some kind of Murder Suicide?
Does it Mean the Kidnapper will Only Stop when He’s Dead?
Does the Title Supreme Being to let the Viewer know that like So Many Serial Killers the Kidnapper is Egotistical, Narcissistic, and/or Megalomaniacs? This would Explain the Title as it would mean the Kidnapper sees Himself as God or a God at Least.
Title: Disembodiedness Of The Dead Things
Description: What is it for anyways?
The Key Piece of Information is the Man who is Talking at the Beginning of the Video about How HE has set up Temples in the Woods.
Each Temple has a Name Attached to it (Are These Past/Present Victims?)
The Man States He is currently working on a 7th Temple.
Each Temple is Inhabited by Other Masked People (Captives) agin showing the View Ania is Not the Only Abductee.
Does the Scene of a Girl (Ania?) who loses Her Teeth (which are one of several reoccurring Themes), Collapses on the Ground, and is Covered with Vegetation. Why Though? Did She Die of Starvation or Trying to Escape Her Capture and was Murdered for Her Effort? Is this scene supposed to convey the Kidnapper is Physically Abusive or again Possible a Serial Killer?!
The Video End with Yet Another Interview with a Woman who claims She found Pictures of Ania in the Trash along with Her Diary.
The End Shot of the Video Shows an Outdoor Shower Nestled in the Woods. Is this a POV Shot by Ania or One of the Other Captives?
Reddit User Olik L. decoded the Morse Code and Other codes contained in the Video and Discovered ANOTHER Tumblr Page containing a Hidden Video.
The Tumblr Page includes Encoded Audio.
When the Audio is Decoded to leads to Another Video Titled “…..” which shows Excerpts from Ania’s Diary.
Title: Inhale
Description: NONE.
The Video Opens with Several Porcelain Legs sticking out of the Ground and then Followed by More Porcelain Heads (Porcelain Reoccurring Theme).
There is a Scene with What We can Assume is The Actual Real Life Ania hanging Out with Some Random Guy (Is this the Inappropriate Person Krystyna talked about in Her Interview?) Could this Be One of the Aforementioned Cult Members or the Ania’s Actual Abductor?
The Video Ends with Two of its Ongoing Themes being Teeth and Dolls.
Title: What The Eye Does Not See
Description: What is it for anyways?
The First Thing Noticeable is the Description is a Repeat of Video Six’s, But What is the Point/Meaning of using the Same Description for Two Entirely Different Videos?
The Video Opens with a Shot of Outer Space and the Word KOSMOS written in Greek.
The Next Word that appears with the Shots of the Woods NATURA which is an Italian which is Defined as: In the Nature of Things in the Woods of Nature as Distinguished from the World of Human Beings: In the Realm of Material Things.
The Next Word to Follow is Magia the Spanish word for Magic.
Then the Word Aura in English which means: The Distinctive Atmosphere or Quality that Seems to Surround and be Generated by a Person/Living Creature.
Then 2 Words appear on the Screen the First is EZO which is Ania in Turkish.
The Second Word on the Screen Below EZO is the Word SWIAT which is Hungarian for World.
Do all these Various Languages correlate with Ania’s Abduction? Are they Clues to Places Ania has been or taken To?
In the Video there is a Close Up of a Man’s Bloody Eyes as He preforms some sort of Ritual. The Ritual apparently is a type of Energy Ritual (Remember the Word Aura appears earlier in the Video).
During the Video a Woman’s Voice Recites a Series of Numbers. Unfortunately I haven’t been able as of Yet to find a Decoding of the Numerical Code.
During the Images of a Woman sort of Dancing or Swaying rather with Her hair Obscuring Her Face there is an Unidentified Woman doing an Interview. In the Interview She discusses how She had Cancer and Cured it.
Again there are Shots of the Creepy Subterranean Dugeon during which the Viewer can hear the Distinct Sound of a Old School Telephone’s “Out of Order” Tones.
There is a Shot of a Table with Crystals (that in all actuality look very much like Himalayan Sea Salt Lamps), and One Falls breaking when it Lands. Something Wafts out of the Broken Crystal and by My Best Guess is supposed to be Magic, a Magical Force, or Magical Powers.
During the Video the Viewer can Her Distinct Human Footsteps and a Classic Sliding Prison Door Opening. Is a Captive be Taken Out or a has a New Captive been Abducted?!
There is a Scene later on in the Video where a Woman Identifies Suspect #4 from a Police Suspect Line up. Could Suspect #4 be one of the Inappropriate People Ania was Seeing? Are They Cult Members? Could this in fact be the Eerie Hobo?!
During the Shot of the Mountains there are More Numerical Code, and again I have Unfortunately been Unable to Find a Decoded Version as of Yet.
The Video ends with Some Shirtless Guy Wearing a Gas Mask Freaking Out as if the Gas Mask is Stuck and the Man is Frantically/Desperately trying to Free Himself From It. Again Who is this fucking Guy, and what’s with the fucking Gas Mask?!
ADITIONAL BONUS SHIT!!!!
Here is the Translated Newspaper From One of the Tumblr Pages:
Regained identity
The police announced that the woman’s body which was found on May 20th in a suburban forest has been identified. The relatives of the woman confirmed the identity of the deceased as Irena Kornacka, 39 years old. The body was found by the scouts who were camping nearby. “First we smelled that terrible stink. Then as we approached that lake, where those old sun loungers were, Matthew saw that something was floating in the water. As we came closer we saw that it was a dead body. The whole thing was swollen, and on his neck we could see somethink like a leather belt. Our team leader ordered us to go back to the camp immediately and he headed to the store to call the police” – says Kacper Kurek, one of the scouts who found the corpse.Irena Kornacka was last seen on May 7th. She has been treated for cancer for several years and her mental condition was poor. That is why the investigators initially suspected suicide. The autopsy however, excluded suicide as the reason of death and confirmed the involvement of third parties. We learned unofficially that the corpse had got all the teeth removed in unexplained circumstances. This in combination with the advanced state of the decay greatly delayed the identification.
…whoever knows.
On May 29th. a 20 year old student Anna Słowińska went missing. She was seen in the evening of May 27th at her home. Anna is about 165 cm tall, has straight blond hair, blue eyes. To date, she has not contacted her familly or friends. If you have any information regarding Anna Slowinska, please contact the police or our office immediately.
The Translated Narrative From One Of The Tumblr Pages:
Today, (i.e. 31.05.93) in the course of my duties, I intervied the residents of the building, where the missing woman and her mother are living. During the interview of Maria Bednarska (flat no 42), I determined that on the morning preceding the day when Anna Słowińska went missing (i.e. 28.05.93), she was involved in an event she described as unusual, the course of the mentioned event as follows: on the square in front of the building she got hit and overturned to the ground by a running young man, age 20-25 years. Mrs. Bednarska said that the young man was running north from the south, across the square towards the street, between the buildings and toward the tram stop. Mrs. Bednarska claims that she does not know the identity of the young man. She is sure he is not a resident of the building she lives in. She claims to have remembered his face and that she would be able to identify him.
In the course of further activities carried out in the flat of the missing woman, several newspaper clippings regarding the murder of Irena Kornacka were found in her room. There is a separate investigation being conducted regarding Irena Kornacka case. In light of the evidence gathered there are no grounds at the moment to link the two investigations.
To be attached to the files.
Sgt. Oliwia Zalewska
(NOTE: The Two Hidden Videos were Taken Down or Removed for Some Unknown Reason. If You Try to View One You will beInformed that it is UNAVAILABLE.)
Interpretations and Hypotheses:
The Real Abduction: The Series could be Linked to a Real Life Abduction and possible Murder. This Hypothesis is Based on the Existence of a Facebook Pageant Newspaper Clippings that Display Missing Person Pictures for Anna Slowinska. Both of which Directly Coincide with the Series Itself.
The Cult Hypothesis: This is Based on the Concept that the Inappropriate Person/People Ania was associating with were in Reality Cult Members. Also there is Ania’s Friend Krystyna’s Story about How Ania was almost Abducted as a Child by a Mysterious Man (this led Krystyna to believe a Cult was Watching and Following Ania). There is also the distinct possibility that Ania may have decided to Run Away and Live in the Woods with The Other Cult Members VOLUNTARILY of Her Own Free Will. In All Honesty once You watch Video Six You see the Temples in the Woods are Inhabited Solely by Women in Latex Masks it DOES NOT Seem to be at all Voluntary in the Least.
The Fashion Interpretation: This Interpretation was posed by a User Named Greenland Is Evil on Their Sub Reddit. This starts with Video One and the Heavy Use of the Color Red which in this Case Represents Evil. In Episode Four the Doll Crying in Front of the Cameras could Symbolize Ania and the possible pressures of Fame in the High Pressure Fashion World. In The Second Video of the Series Ania is a Small Child walking with a Man who We can assume here is Her Father. Ania’s Father’s Face is Splashed with Red and Ania appears to be Struggling to Keep Up Appearances in the Public Eye. In Episode Four the Interviewee claims Ania was Stressed Out and Visibly Losing Weight to Keep Up Her Appearance (which is a Factor of being in the World of Fame and Fashion). The Strange Man that Appears in the Videos could be a Representation of the World Ania has to Endure due to Her Job in Fashion. The Man in the Videos is Obsessed with Capturing Perfection that is Represented by the Porcelain Dolls.
Simple Abduction Hypothesis: This is Very Similar to the Fashion Interpretation with One Major Difference is the Elimination of the Allegory Aspect. In this Hypothesis Ania could very well be just a Regular Person Wo is Unhappy with Her Life and is Depressed. The Cameras then would be Symbolic of Ania’s Social Life. As We all Know by Now with Social Media and Cell Phones People’s Privacy has Diminished to a Spectacular Degree.
Escapist Interpretation: Did Ania Run Off into the Woods to Escape the Immense Pressure(s) of Her Life, and Accidentally Ran into the Part of the Forrest Inhabited by the Creepy Hobo inadvertently becoming one of His Captives? Once Ania as Captured by the Hobo She was Kept Hidden Deep in the Wood Totally Isolated from the Rest of the World. The Hobo is His Captives Only Source of Survival for His Victims and is Represented in Episode Five. If His Victims are Dead or Alive since all the Hobo gives a flying fuck about is PERFECTION/THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION.
The Underground Sex Ring: This Hypothesis is pretty Straight Forward in the Belief is the Series Showcases the DOLL FETISHISM. Doll Fetishism is a Sexual Fetish in which Individual is Attracted to Dolls and Doll like Objects such as Figurines. The Attraction may Include the Desire for Actual Sexual Contact with a Doll, a Fantasy of a Sexual Encounter with an Animate or Inanimate Doll, Encounters between Dolls Themselves, or sexual Pleasure gained from Thoughts of being Transformed or Transforming Another into a Doll. Doll Fetishism is a Form of Agalmatophilia, which is Itself a Form of Object Sexuality.
One Late Night in November 1987, Two Chicago Television Stations had Their Broadcast Signal Hijacked in a Legendary Act of Video Piracy. The First Incident was just a Brief Intrusion without Audio during the Sports Segment on WGN’s 9:00 pm Nightly News. The Second more Significant of the Hacks occurred 2 Hours Later on a Channel 11 WTTW (an PBS Affiliate) Broadcast of the British Science Fiction Cult Classic Doctor Who. The Episode was titled “Horror of Fang Rock” was interrupted by a Man wearing a Max Heardroom Mask, and this time there was Actual Audio.
The Manic Acting Individual who Initially a calls out “All the Greatest World Newspaper Nerds which was a Reference to WGN’s Call Letters, which stand for “World’s Greatest Newspaper. The Masked Individual then proceeded to Babble a good bit of incoherent Gibberish, Slammed the Chicago Tribune (and its Subsidiaries one of them being WGN), and Insulted WGN Sports Anchor Chuck Swirski. The Individual also Referenced Max Headroom’s Endorsement of Coca-Cola and The Early 1960’s Children’s TV Cartoon Series Clutch Cargo. At the End of the Hijacking the Masked Individual Drops His Pants, and is/was Spanked by an Unknown Woman Wielding a Fly Swatter. The Entire Incident Lasted 90 Seconds from Beginning to End before the Doctor Who Program was Returned to Normal.
For those who may Not Be Old Enough to Remember Max Headroom is/was a Fictional Artificial (AI) Intelligence Character, Known for His Wit and Incessant Stuttering, Distorted, Electronically Sampled Voice, and was dubbed “The First Computer Generated Television Personality. In Reality the Alleged Computer Generated Appearance was achieved utilizing Prosthetic Make-Up and Hand-Drawn Backgrounds. Max Headroom is most remembered for being the Spokes Person for the Soft Drink Company Coca-Cola. In Spite of the FCC launching a Massive Investigation The People Responsible for the Max Headroom Incident have Remained Free and at Large for over 30 Years.
Hypothesis and Suspected Suspects:
One of the Alleged Possible Suspects was/is a Musician and Artist Eric Fournier. Fournier had a Youtube Series featuring a Main Character Named Shaye Saint John that had a very Similar Aesthetic to the Max Headroom Video. Unfortunately this was in the Early Days of Youtube so Sad to Say Youtube took the Channel down and Deleted all of Fournier’s Content. Now this really isn’t a whole hell of a lot to go on as it seems like Grabbing at Straws to Me. What DOES seem much more Probable is the Following Scenario also involving Fournier as the Prime Suspect. Apparently at the Time of the Incident Fournier was playing in a Punk Band called The Blood Farmers and was looking for ways to Promote the Band and Expand Exposure of the Band’s Music Videos.
The Story goes that right before Hijacking the Broadcast to Play His Bands Videos Fournier became Insanely Paranoid out of the Fear of Being Caught, and The Consequences that would come with it. So in a Blind Panic Fournier sticking to the Motto “The Show Must Go On” Decided to Improvise the Performance instead of using His Band’s Videos. Years Later a Fellow Band Member of Fournier’s from The Blood Farmers went on the Record stating The Band new Nothing about the Incident, Fournier never said anything about it, and that the Blood Farmers didn’t even have any Music Videos Recored at the Time. In the End if Fournier was behind or Involved in the Max Headroom Incident He took the Secret to the Grave as Fournier died in 2010.
Another Hypothesis is the Most Obvious of Them All which is the Max Headroom Incident was perpetrated by a Broadcasting Professional thus making it an Inside Job. Perhaps it was a Disgruntled Employee or a Pissed Off Ex-Employee, or Someone with some sort of Grudge. The Basis for this Hypothesis is The Masked Individual Specifically talked shit about Channel 11- WTTW , WGN’s Call Letters, The Chicago Tribune, and Chuck Sworski would be a Key Factor in the Motivation of the People behind the Incident. No Evidence of this has ever been Found or Documented to Prove this Hypothesis in any way Whatsoever.
The Most Likely of all of the Hypothesis is one posed by a Reddit user Named B-Pole who claimed to know who was behind the Incident. B-Pole went on to tell the Story of Two Brothers He knew while living in Chicago who were Both Heavily into the Phreaking Scene, Radio, and Television Technology in the 1980’s and 1990’s. The Brothers who B-Pole referred to simply as J and K to protect the Brother’s True Identity lived together in an Apartment alone with K’s Girlfriend M. The Apparent was Filled to the Gills with Heavy Duty AV Equipment We’re talk Hoarder Level Here, and that No One knew what all the Equipment was Actually For.
B-Pole went on to write that He believes J who is Extremely Autistic was the Unknown Individual wearing the Infamous Max Headroom Mask who perpetrated the Broadcast Signal Hijacking along with K on Camera, and K’s Girlfriend Who did the Spanking with the Fly Swatter. B-Pole bases His Assumption on several of J’s Personal Characteristics such as His Sense of Humor which was damn Near Identical to that of the Max Headroom Character being Deviant and Sexual in Nature. Also B-Pole noted the Distinct Speech Pattern shared by Both J and the Masked Individual in that They both almost Frantically jumped from one Topic to the Other with No Continuity, and that Both J and the Max Headroom Individual reverted to saying “Ooooooohhh” when thinking of Something to Say. In addition B-Pole noted the Cartoon Show Clutch Cargo theme song that the Max Headroom Individual Hums/”Sings” was a Popular 1960’s TV Show during the Same time J was growing up so He’d have been Familiar with it.
The Most Condemning Piece of Evidence supporting B-Pole’s Claim was the Tale He told where He attended a Party at the Brothers Apartment. While at the Party B-Pole heard that J was going to do Something Big that Weekend, and B-Pole felt compelled to ask what this Big Thing was. All K would say is that B-Pole should watch Channel 11 Later that Night under the guise of an Off Handed Suggestion. Another Different Reddit User Posted saying They grew up in Chicago, was big in the Phreak Scene, and actually knew J and K since They all of Them moved in the Same Social Circles. Most Importantly the Second Reddit User collaborated a good deal of the Details B-Pole had talked about.
In a Strangely Odd Twist B-Pole posted again on the Subject of the Max Headroom Pirating Incident in 2015, but this Time He had completely Changed His Original Story. B-Pole now argued that in 1987 the Professional Equipment needed to pull off such a Pirating Stunt by an Amateur simply did Not Exist. Based on this B-Pole claims the Brother’s J and K were completely Innocent and couldn’t possible have been Responsible. The only Person B-Pole Concluded that whoever it was with the Knowledge and Equipment to pull of such a Pirating Incident Could only have been an Broadcasting Industry Professional.
In the End We more than Likely will Never Know Who Indeed was Behind the Max Headroom Pirating Incident, and Those Guilty will Never be Held Accountable. Below You will find the Original Video of the Max Headroom Incident as it was Seen by Viewers at the Time that it Occurred. Enjoy.
What happens when You get a New Septic Tank and while it’s being Installed You Fall Down a Serious Reddit Rabbit Hole?! You find a Reddit Room called “Any Reason To Party” where You start reading about something called a “Septic Tank Celebration of Shit Party”. You throw this type of Party in the Event You have just had a New Septic Tank, OR if Your about to get a New one since the Old one is Literally Crapping Out.
Ironically having a New Septic Tank Installed is a Real Pain in the Ass, but it is also an Unfortunate Evil of Life. So as Odd as it Sounded We decided after a Short Period of Discussion/Debate to throw the Shit to the Wind and Go For it. Now You may be wondering as We were at First what Exactly the hell a STCS Party Consists of. Well Good News We are here to Personally Let You Know First Hand What Its all About.
Septic Tank Celebration of Shit Parties are pretty fucking Straight Forward. First and Foremost there is No Decorations Required although People love to Toilet Paper Shit, and the Famous Smiling Feces Emoji (which has led to a Bizarre Branding Overkill, They have a Shit Emoji for Everything from Stickers to Halloween fucking Costumes for Fuck’s Sake. Also People are found of Attending these Type of Parties sporting a Variety of Shit themed T-Shirt like Shit Happens, Who Gives a Shit, No Bullshit etc. (Some more unoriginal People stick to the Traditional Theme of Wearing Brown T-Shirts).
The Focus actually being Feces the Party is a Literally a Homemade Make Shit Crap Inducing Cuisine. The point is to Serve Food that will intentionally induce Your Guests to Shit Their Brains Out thus Helping to Break in the New Septic System or Assisting in Bidding Farewell to an Old Outdated System thats about to take a Shit of its Own so to speak. We Opted for a fucking Buffet since We believe in the Go Big or Go Home Motto, and We set out a Shit Inducing Spread that could have Led to a Guest Shitting Themselves Unconscious.
Luckily We have 3 Bathrooms so even if a Guest Craps so Hard they Pass the fuck Out We still have the other Two Bathrooms accessible. This way We could keep the Party Pooping going due to the Constant Non Stop Shitting of Our Guests as They run the Risk of Prolapsing Their Rectum. We DO NOT SUGGEST throwing on of these Parties if You have Only One singular Toilet as this will lead to Fecal Overflow and Your Guests end up Shitting in Your Bushes, Flowerbeds, Garbage Cans, Pool Filters, and Other disgustingly Inappropriate Crapping (No One likes it when the Shit actually Hits the Fan).
We researched so Many Health Sites, Medical Sites, and Diet Sites We lost count, but We wanted to insure We had concocted the Most Effective Menu of Shit Inducing Foods ever Assembled by Man (We are currently waiting to hear back from The Guinness Book of World Records) to get the Shitty Job Done. We are confident this should Never Be Attempted Again by Anyone Anywhere at Anytime, and with that said this is what We came up With.
We thought that Finding a Variety of Effective Drinks would be the Most Difficult part of the Task. The Last fucking thing We wanted was to be Stuck serving Only Coffee as Our Only Beverage. Luckily We found out rather quickly that We were in Fact Wrong. Our Drink Options were:
Coffee
Coconut Water
Kale Smoothies
Peppermint Tea, Orange Juice
Full Fat Milk
Aloe Vera Juice
Kefir (a Fermented Milk Drink)
Chamomile Tea
64 ounce Bottles of Water (More Water More Crapping)
Metamucil mixed with Your Choice of Liquor
Then We Provided Some Casual Appetizers:
Veggie Plate (Raw Green Beans, Broccoli, and Tomatoes)
Plain Popcorn (No Seasoning or Butter)
Pistachios
Almonds
Whole Grain and Oat Bran Breads (Example: Rye)
Special Farro Bread (made w/ Ancient Strain of Wheat Popular in Italy)
Olive Oil to Dip The Different Breads into
Almond, Cashew, and Peanut Butter (for spreading on the Breads)
a Fruit Salad (Rasberries, Grapes, Papaya, Blackberries, Pears, Kiwi, Guava Fruit, Banana, Apples Slices, and Mandarin Fruit)
Then for the Main Course We had a Buffet that Featured:
Traditional Salad (Turnip Greens, Spinach, Swiss Chard, Kale, and Arugula)
This is The Story of One of the Most Infamously Notorious Video Games to Ever Hit the Internet Sad Satan. It all started on June 25, 2015 when a Guy named Jamie posted His Sad Satan Game Play Video(s) on His YouTube Channel Obscure Horror Corner. Jamie posted a Total of 5 Game Play Videos of Him Playing Sad Satan from Beginning to End (which are Showcased Later on in this Post) Sparking an Internet Sensation.
Sad Satan Spread Across the Internet almost Immediately like an Out of Control Wildfire to Say the Least. Users around the World Scrambled Franticly to Download a Copy of the Controversial Sad Satan for Themselves. It took Next to No Time for the Internet to get Worked Up into Frenzy as The Rumors, Warnings, Conspiracy Theories, and User Investigations Pertaining to Sad Satan to become Plastered Across the Internet and Social Media.
This Resulted in 99% of the Users familiar with the Game on Any and Every Level to All Say the Same Thing: DO NOT ACTIVELY SEARCH FOR THIS GAME AS IT CONTAINS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC IMAGERY AND IS REPORTED TO HAVE VIRUSES/MALWARE EMBEDDED IN IT. And for that Reason there are Several Pixelated Pictures in Jamie’s Sad Satan Game Play Videos, But You Can’t Blame Him for Not wanting to Traumatize/Offend Any of His Subscribers or Violate Youtube’s Terms of Service resulting in Youtube Shutting Down His Channel.
When Jamie was asked Where He Acquired the Disturbingly Demented Game in the First place Jamie said a Link to “Let’s Play” of the Game was E-mailed to Him by one of His Subscribers (Who wished to Remain Anonymous). The Anonymous User claimed He Discovered/Found the Game on The Dark Web. Now I must pause for a moment to Address the Fact People use the Terms Deep Web and Dark Web as if they are Interchangeable which They are Not. They aren’t interchangeable because They AREN’T the same fucking Thing They are Two Separate Entities. Bottomline There is a Deep web AND a Dark Web and with that I Digress.
To Navigate through Social Insanity Surrounding Sad Satan I’m going Split THE FACTS and THE FICTION into Two Separate Categories. So where shall We start?! Just kidding We’ll start with the Rumors/Conspiracy Theories since let’s face it Sensationalism Sells.
The First Rumor I will address is the Most Prominent Question about The Game Sad Satan being WHO created such a Sinister Game?! Here at the Following Theories: Sad Satan was created By a Real Life SERIAL KILLER, It was Invented by a SATANIC CULT as a Recruiting Tool, It’s Cursed and Can/Will KILL Those Who Dare Play It. Then there Theories that Sad Satan was Created by a Victim of Child Abuse or an Actual Pedophile. Other Theories are Sad Satan was created as a way to Conceal/Sell/Trade in Child Porn, is a Commentary on Child/Sexual Abuse, a MURDER CULT created it for some Unknown reason.
Even More Theories include its used by The Authorities (example NSA) to Catch PEDOPHILES, Would be KILLERS, DANGEROUS CRIMINALS, and DEADLY CULT MEMBERS as well as Other Criminals as Well. Also Some People Think Sad Satan was created as some Bizarre PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST or Evaluation Tool or perhaps a EXTREME Therapy/Treatment.
Lastly there Theories that Sad Satan is a TOP SECRET EXPERIMENT or that It was created by The Government as a MIND CONTROL Tactic. Some Schools of Thought believe Sad Satan is a Military Desensitizing Program to Prepare Soldiers for the BRUTAL HORRORS OF WAR. Lastly it was Rumored that Sad Satan is Infected with a Advanced BOT NET VIRUS that can circumnavigate around Virus Scanners and Even Virtual Machines.
Now this is where it truly is hard to Separate Fact from Fiction when it comes to the Allegation (True or Otherwise) that Sad Satan would Utterly Destroy Your Computer with a Myriad of Malicious Programs. You see Jamie wasn’t Naive, Ignorant or a Noobie and He Obviously tested Sad Satan checking it for Viruses, Spyware, Malware Etc. and Didn’t find Any. Also I Never found ANYONE with Anything close to Definitive Proof that Sad Satan was riddled with Embedded Viruses and So On. It’s easy to see though how this Rumor came to be. Everyone knows that there is a Threat of Viruses and the Like and that all new shit should be Scanned to make sure its Safe to Download/Play, AND the Fact that Sad Satan Originated on the DARK WED only perpetuated the Theory that Sad Satan was as Infected as a Two Dollar Crack Whore.
It is just a tad Ironic that Players began to Report Physical Effects Themselves while or From Playing Sad Satan. The Alleged Effects Suffered by Players include but are Not Limited to: Ocular Distress (mainly Prolonged Period of Blurry Vision or Acute Pain), Nausea, Vomiting, Seizures, Dizziness, Migraine Headaches, Panic Attacks, High Levels of Anxiety, Insomnia, Nightmares, Night Terrors, Psychological Drama, PTSD, An Assortment Mental Health Issues (up to and including Insanity), Suicidal Thoughts, a General Feeling of Sickness that is Often Attributed to the Music played/used in the Game.
I also found a Few Miscellaneous Rumors to Boot. One is the Pictures of People that Pop Up randomly as You Play are ALLEGEDLY all Know PEDOPHILES, but there isn’t a Single Shred of Evidence to support this more outlandish Rumor. Also one of the more Popular Rumors is that if You Play or Own a Downloaded Copy of Sad Satan You run the Real Risk of Being Arrested. THIS IS UTTERLY FALSE You can Not get in Trouble for Being Curious enough to Download/Play Sad Satan though it is said the Authorities are in fact aware of the Game, and if that is True then They don’t seem to Care about Apprehending Anyone over it.
Now for here are THE FACTS Pertaining to the Game Sad Satan. By now most of You are probably wondering Why there so Many Rumors about Pedophiles and Child Porn (CP) and there are Two good reasons for this I will explain Now. As I mentioned there are a Bunch of Pictures that Pop Up Randomly while You play Sad Satan. Unfortunately One of those Pictures is an Actual a Picture of Child Porn. This Fact combined with that toward the End of Sad Satan a Lowed and Distorted Version of The band The Door’s classic “Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)” plays Eerily. Now its not the Song itself that adds to the Sleazy Creepiness of Sad Satan it’s the Fact the Only Lyrics from the Song are as Follows:
“Oh Show Us the Way to the Next Little Girl
Oh Don’t Ask Why
For We Must Find the Next Little Girl
Or if We DOn’t find the Next Little Girl
I tell You We Must Die
I tell You We Must Die
I tell You
I Tell You
I Tell You We must Die…”
Other Picture found in Sad Satan include (but Not Limited To) a Picture of Lady Justice, a Game Over Screen Shot, You Won Screen Shot, Four Pictures of Random People (the Alleged Pedophiles), The Child Porn Picture, and at Least Four Gore Pictures. The Gore Pictures are Four Real Life Pictures of DECAPITATIONS or SEVERED LIMBS as well as a Picture of Someone’s HEAD BEING CRUSHED under a Truck Tire. The Pictures are Disturbing Enough, BUT this is Sad Satan We’re talking about here so of course there’s a Twist when it comes to the Gore Pictures. The Twist is All The Gore Pictures are Not just REAL there of DEAD CHILDREN (Fueling the Pedophile/Child Porn Theories behind Sad Satan’s Creation and Purpose). It for This Reason the Game Play Videos included in this Post (and Elsewhere) have been Censored by Whoever dares to Post it again as to Not Violate Youtube or Anyone Else’s Terms of Service.
The Weird Music Playing at the Title Screen is a song called “I Love Beijing Tiananmen” by Kampflieder de that’s being Played in Reverse (Fueling the Satanic Theories). The Audio heard in the Hallways of Sad Satan are a Rhapsody of Radio Station Call Numbers that are again being Played Backwards. The Screams (Allegedly The Actual Audio of Victims of Violent Crime such as Rape) haven’t ever been Proven to Be Real or Fake for that Matter so It’s one of Those Decide for Yourself Scenarios.
The Version of Sad Satan that Everyone in the Know is in Fact a CLONE of Sad Satan simply referred to as The Sad Satan Clone. The Clone of Sad Satan is almost the same as the Original but with Subtle Differences. The Reason for this is NO ONE accept Jamie of Obscure Horror Corner has EVER Possessed a Copy of THE ORIGINAL Sad Satan. People have searched the Net far and Wide (Including the Dark Web) trying to Locate the Original Version of Sad Satan, But to No Avail. There is Believe it or Not a CLEAN VERSION of Sad Satan thanks to a Reddit User who edited Out the Offensive Pictures and replaced them with more “Acceptable” Pictures.
Now the Questions about the Possible Creator of Sad Satan that Aren’t Complete Speculation and Conjecture are the Following. Did Jamie of Obscure Horror Corner invent the Game? Jamie has been asked countless times by countless People if He was indeed the Creator of Sad Satan which He has ALWAYS DENIED. As for the People who Questioned Jamie They all seem to come to the Same Conclusion which is Jamie is telling the Truth and had Nothing to Do with the Games Creation. People have also wondered if Jamie was in fact the Anonymous Subscriber who He claimed E-mailed Him the Link to Sad Satan, and again there is No Proof to Back this Theory.
That does raise the Question in Some People’s Minds which is Could Jamie and The Anonymous Subscriber be in Cahoots, and are actually working Together. No Proof of this has ever been Discovered. Lastly there Those Who adhere to the School of Thought that the Anonymous Subscriber was the one who Created Sad Satan and e-mailed the Link to Jamie in an attempt to Promote the Game and to Build a Buzz around it. The only Problem with this particular Theory is IF The Anonymous Subscriber did indeed Create Sad Satan and Sought to Promote it then WHY REMAIN ANONYMOUS? No One can give You credit if They have No fucking Clue Who You Are.
Well Thats Everything I uncovered about the Dark Web Video Game Sad Satan at Now for Least. Below You will find ALL 5 of Jamie’s Sad Satan Game Play Videos. Please Enjoy.
Hope You Enjoyed The Trip Down The Sad Satan Rabbit Hole as Much as We Did.
I would like to Apologize in ADVANCE for the Lack of New Content for the Next Day or Two. I know You all must be getting tired of these interim issues, and again I apologize.
This is a Small Independent Operation of a handful of Like Minded Writers and Artists as such WE ARE BROKE AS HELL. Thats why We have to work exponentially harder to promote Ourselves than some of these other Blog Bitch Asses that hire a Professional Public Relations Department for Hundreds of Dollars a Month. Then They sit back and act Arrogant like They had something to do with the Promotion of Their Product.
People have suggested going the GoFundMe route to raise funds, But I have a strong aversion to that idea (for now anyway). I’m Hard Headed as Hell and Stubborn as shit.
Its more than likely a fucking Pipe Dream, but I’d LOVE to keep FYB totally Independent because the more outside influences invade FYB the more the Product will/would suffer.
Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen and The Food Goes to Shit as “They” say. Only Time will Tell.
Anyway We are experiencing a All Hands On Deck to handle/combat the FACEBOOK PROMOTION PROBLEM. You see as Much as I despise FB its fucking FREE. And lets face even with The Cambridge Analytical (and other crooked as fuck shit orchestrated by MARK “Face Book” Zuckerberg) People are SO fucking ADDICTED They still use FB.
Even if They Object to all the Pimping of Personal Information to fuck knows Who, and for God knows for what fucking Purpose They can’t say NO MORE and QUIT FB. They’re strung out Social Media Junkies, FB is The Opium of the Masses circa 2019.
Well if You remember quite a few Moons ago I tried to Return to FB for the reason of FYB Promotion and 48 fucking hours later I was LOCKED OUT OF MY PERSONAL PAGE AND FYB’S PROMO PAGE.
Apparently FB tends to think I’m a Bot which is Mind Boggling. So I Said “Well I tried and FB still SUCKS DONKEY KONG DICK.” It has been suggested to Me that in My Manic Intensity jumping fully into the Project could lend someone to believe I must be a fucking Machine to work that Fast. And That Was That.
I realized recently I needed to get over Myself, Burry the Preverbal FB Hatchet, and Start Anew.
A Good Bud of Our’s by the Name of Norman McCoy volunteered to step in as Our Interim Social Media Supervisor, and We more than Happily took Him up on His offer.
On Tuesday Evening of this Evening McCoy has to a Free minute so He set up a Face Book Page to Chronicle the Goings On at FYB.
Wednesday McCoy logged into FB and spent an Hour and 17 minutes just putzing around more or less. That was until FB cut in and subjected McCoy to an impromptu Security Check. McCoy FULLY COMPLIED as best He could. I say that because some of the Questions didn’t have actual answers.
One of the Numerous Questions was the Bot Check You know the one where they show You a bunch of random Pictures and ask ‘Which are Pictures of Roads, Houses, Bridges etc. BUT FB’S READ ONLY: What am I Looking At?
It never specified WHAT You were supposed to be looking for to Answer the goddamn Question. So McCoy had to guess what the fuck FB wanted and replied “Random Street Scenes.”
After FB sudden and Schizophrenic Security Questions They demanded a Picture of McCoy sent to Them for “Review” WHICH HE DID SEVERAL TIMES. Yet FB has effectively locked Him out of the Account pending Their bullshit fake as fuck Security Picture Demand. I think its Safe to Say FB won’t be letting McCoy back in ANYTIME SOON or EVER for that Matter.
We took a internet stroll over to Good Old Reddit to see if anyone else knew what the fuck was going on as McCoy hadn’t violated FB’s Rules & Regulations as far as We and He were/are Aware.
We found more than a few People who were facing FB issues similar to McCoy. People were confounded as They too had been suddenly and unceremoniously by FB for Unknown reason(s) to Them. Some Poor Users managed to straiten the issue out ONLY TO HAVE IT HAPPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN every several Days to Weeks to Months.
SO as far as Any of Us can decipher is it looks like after YEARS of virtually \unrestricted Use FB finally caved into PUBLIC PRESSURE to seriously beef up Their so called Security.
Also getting caught red fucking handed LYING, DECEIVING, and EXPLOITING FB User’s and selling Their Personal Information played a HUMUNGOUS part in FB’s PHONY APOLOGIES & BULLSHIT PROMISES to do better (and NOT COMPLETELY FUCK OVER Their Users FOR PERSONAL GAIN OR PROFIT.)
Thus FB is Scrambling Frantically Back Peddling like the Scumfucks They are to “Fix” the problems mentioned above. And in doing so have built a chaotic BiPolar Frankenstein Security “System” of some sort. Point is due to time requirements FB is SO HALF ASSING IT.
Regardless of all the issues, problems, and bullshit We at FYB have experienced with The FB Fucks We have NOT GIVEN UP. NOT BY A LOOOOONG SHOT.
We have phoned in a Designated Hitter if You will in Our Dear Friend, and Long Time FYB Family member Mr. JJ Jackson.
We Will Be Back, Just Try and Stop Us Fuckerburg. All You can do is Delay the INEVITABLE:E VICTORY OF FYB ON/OVER FACE BOOK.
Justine Sane 
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