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Dinner For Few

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post the Animated Short Film DINNER FOR FEW by Award Winning Director and Animator Nassos Vakalis which an Allegorical Depiction of Society. I in Particular find DINNER FOR FEW to be Interesting and Entertaining is the Social Commentary that Reminds Me of Two of My Favorite fucking Books of All fucking Time. Those Two Books Being Animal Farm by George Orwell which is a Scathing Criticism on the Flaws and Failure of Communism. The Other is the Graphic Novel MAUS by Art Spiegelman which Depicts the Author’s Interviewing His Father about His Experiences as a Holocaust Survivor. Both Books and DINNER FOR FEW rely Heavily on Symbolism which I personally enjoy the fuck Out of (Especially Using Specific Animals to Embody Different Kinds of People. Example The Rich and Powerful) those that do per Animal Farm are Depicted in all 3 Works as PIGS.

The Best Part of Symbolism and DINNER FOR FEW is it actually makes You fucking think in the fucking age of Smart Phone Zombies and Laptop Ghouls. Swear to fucking God all the shit They put Out and Dare to call Entertainment is MINDLESS FUCKING DRIVIL. The Point and Click/Touch/Swipe Technology is causing Humanity to Actually De-fucking-evolve into Retarded, Mindless, Cavemen. Think I’m being over fucking Dramatic well then Ponder the fuck Out of This. Emojis are and have Always Been the Digital Equivalent of fucking Cave Paintings (No Hieroglyphs is too Advanced at this Point to be fucking Comparable).

Our View: DINNER FOR FEW does have One Unique Aspect that Sets it Apart from the Two Aforementioned Books, and that is it Depicts the Cycle of Life in Society as Opposed to just Commenting on the Social Situation/Issue/Problem at Hand. DINNER FOR FEW reminds Me of Two Sayings that for Me go Hand in Fucking Hand and They are the Following:

  1. “The Rich get Richer and the Poor get Poorer.” This Serving as the Societal Circle of Life on the Macro Level.
  2. “Don’t Piss on My Leg and Tell Me it’s Raining.” The Day to Day Injustices in Society and Those Affected by Them on the Micro Level.

The Symbolism as We see it:

  • Pigs: Well Obviously as I mentioned before the Pigs are Symbolic of the Wealthy, Privileged, Greedy, Gluttonous, Self Serving Elitist Assholes Who Only give shit about Themselves.
  • The Chef: Stands for the System that Enables the Pigs without Question its His Only function is to Blindly Serve the Pigs.
  • The Cats: Represent Average Citizens/Every Day People aka Anyone Who isn’t a fucking Pig.
  • White Lion: Is Indicative of Revolution as the Cats Unite against the Common Enemy the Pigs and Revolt Against the Tyrant Swine. Not Only that But the Feline Uprising enables the Cats to Not Only Stand Up Against the Pigs but to Also Exact Revenge in the Form of a Brutal Blood Soaked and Murderous Massacre.
  • The Lion Sleeping: is Symbolic of Peace and in this Case the Peace is that Peace has been Restored to the Land so to Speak.
  • Chef Killing the Lion and Kittens: Represents the Cycle of a Sick Society Continues it’s Never Ending Circle where Unavoidably things will Always Remain the Same.

Description By Creator Nassos Vakalis:

During dinner, “the system” feeds the few who consume all the resources while the rest survive on scraps. Inevitably, the struggle for what remains leads to catastrophic change. The offspring of this transition turns out not to be a sign of hope, but the spitting image of the parents.

 

 

Credits and Shit:

  • Original title – Dinner for few
  • Director and writer – Nassos Vakalis
  • Producer – Nassos Vakalis, Katerinai Stergiopoulou
  • Music – Kostas Christides
  • Year – 2014

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

Interplanetary Revolution

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION Posted by Content Creator known as Toadsmiles. Toadsmiles YouTube Channel is SO Obscure (Only 4 Videos Posted Over 15 Years and a Total of a Mere 146 Subscribers) that if it was Any More Obscure it simply wouldn’t fucking Exist. Now this Video is Exceptionally fucking Weird because it’s an “Art Imitates Life and Life Imitates Art” Scenario. What We mean by that is INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION is an Actual Russian Anti-Capitalist  Propaganda Cartoon Fantasy Short Released August 18, 1924 . The Cartoon Short was Created (and Co Directed) by Nikolai Petrovich Khodataev and the Experimental Studio State Tech Kino. Khodataev was a Russian and Soviet Artist, Sculptor, and Animator who was a one of the Founders of the Soviet Animation Industry.

When it comes to Watching INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION Luckily there is No Dialogue so No Annoying Subtitles to be Concerned with, and All Russian Text is Translated Directly on the Screen as Opposed to Closed Caption. Whats interesting is there are Several Different Types of Animation from Traditional Cartoon to Monty Python like Animation, to some Strange shit You’d See on Adult Swim at 2 in the fucking Morning. Now this Cartoon is pretty fucking Far Out in the Deepest Depths of Left fucking Field that’s for sure. It can get Chaotic and Confusing so We have Key Point Pertaining to INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION Below.

INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION BREAK DOWN:

  • The Alien Monarch of Mars Never Invented Democracy.
  • The Closing Sequence Features a Portrait of Vladimir Lenin.
  • The Animation is Best Described as “Deranged”.
  • The Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy – The Alien Emperor’s 4 Guards Defend Him Triumphantly, Slaughtering Rebels in DOZENS of Shots. In the Later Shots the Guards seem to be Poorly Armed and Won by Sheer Numbers Alone.
  • The Leader – The Commissar (An Official of the Communist Party, Especially in the Former Soviet Union Responsible for Political Education/Organization) brings Revolution to the Planet Mars just by Speaking to a Local Proletariat ( A Proletariat is a Working Class of People, Regarded Collectively and Often Used with Reference to Marxism).
  • The Planet Mercury is Featured by a Man Resembling a Pre-Revolutionary Russian Shopkeeper. The Many Armed and Unfriendly Fellow isn’t Identified but is Believed to Most likely be the Planet Jupiter.
  • We See a the Eyes of the Moon turning into a Man and Woman who start Hugging and Kissing. The Commissar finds this to be Wildly Amusing BUT it has NO Relation to the Plot of INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION.
  • Those Fucking Nazis: The Time being 1924, INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION Features a Rather Wacky Italian Faschist (Who at that time were Best Known for Fighting Communism).
  • The Cartoon States (INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION) is “A Fully Probable Event in/of 1929” just a mere 5 Years after INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION came out and was Said in All Seriousness.

AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADU HERE IS INTERPLANETARY REVOLUTION. Enjoy.

It is What it Is,

   Presented By Les Sober   

What America Needs Is A Second Revolution.

Have You ever had Something or Someone who is REALLY Pissing You Off, and You tell Yourself You won’t let it get to You in the End the Anger Wins?! I believe We have all been there at Least Once in Our Lives Regardless. With that said My Id is RAGING like a True Motherfucker that is Slamming around in My Skull like a fucking Wrecking Ball. So in True Writer Form I am going to Write some of the Enraged Insanity Out of My Head before it fucking Explodes.

The GOP is DEAD replaced by the Orange Asshole’s GQP which is Far More fucking Corrupt and Crazy than the GOP ever was (and thats saying a lot. An Actual Shit Ton to be Exact). Now that the Orange Assclown is Out of Office the GQP remains to be Dealt with as They Exploit the Quickly Increasing Wealth Inequality to Manipulate Americans into Submission. The Answer is Simple America needs a Second Revolution to Free Its People from the Billionaire Tyrant Scum.

In My Opinion the GOP started to Corrode into the Horrendous Bullshit Sideshow it is now Started in 1980 with fucking GOP Personified Ronnie Regan. Seriously We went from a fucking Shitty Two Bit B List Actor to a Failed Businessman Reality Show Wannabe Dictator. That sums up the GOP in a fucking NutShell. The last Four Years under the Orange Asshole the Vail of Conservative American Values the GOP used to disguise itself has been lifted. The Orange Asshole has a Self Destructive Component that caused His Stupid Ass to Reveal all of the GOP’s Sick and Twisted Tactics. Not Only that but He Championed The GOP’s Dark Agenda to Dominate America as the Ruling Class to Anyone Who’d Listen. Like the World’s Shittiest Magician the Orange Asshole explained all His Magic Tricks obliterating the Illusion that Magic just might be real (killing the Experience for the Audience).

                  

The Key to the Disgusting GOP’s Quest for Ultimate Control comes directly from the Power Their Obscene Bank Accounts Afford Them. The GOP have used Their Filthy Blood Money made on the Backs of The American People to Buy and Sell Republican Politicians. Thus if You have the Cash and are corrupt as these fucks You can Buy Political Power allowing the GOP to Serve Only Themselves. As long as the Republican Ratfucks can live in the Lap of Luxury will all the Best Available to Them then FUCK EVERYONE ELSE. The GOP only care about the GOP period. The Problem with this is How to Keep in Power? The GOP have been spending BILLIONS over the Years to do Their Damndest to make Sure American’s are Poor Enough that They can’t Stand Up the the GOP. The End Game is to Plunge American’s into Poverty to Keep American’s Struggling Financially just to Get By.

So The GOP raise Taxes on the Poor to, and Fight to keep the Minimum Wage as Low as Possible to insure They STAY POOR since being Poor is a SERIOUS FUCKING DISADVANTAGE.. That way as the Cost of Living, Education, and Healthcare Increase and American’s Pay Doesn’t then in the End the GOP would become the Ruling Class. American Citizens would be Reduced to Financial Slaves and Indentured Servants. They’d spend Their lives Suffering just to keep these crooked cunts comfortable in their Multi Million Dollar Mansions and Do Their Bidding. The GOP wants the American People to Open the fuck Up and Eat whatever Shit Sandwich They want to Feed US and Not do a damn thing about it.

                    

Cut Americans Access to Healthcare so They struggle to Afford Doctors/Medication because if Your Sick or Dying You don’t have Time to Challenge the GOP wannabe Overlords. Also Plenty of Republicans have MAJOR Financial Stakes in Pharmaceuticals so They get Rich making Sick People Suffer NEEDLESSLY just so They can Stay Rich and Powerful. Remember these Elitist Republican Assfucks have More Money than God so They can Afford the Best Medical Care There is.

Then The GOP toys to make Public Education as Shitty as Possible while Raising Tuitions to Private Schools and Collages. This is to try to keep the American People Dumb as Fuck because Stupid People aren’t Smart Enough to Realize Their getting fucked over constantly by the GOP. Also Dumbfuck Dipshit Don’t think for Themselves They are more like Cattle They do want Their Told without Question or Challenge to the Farm in Control if You will. Uneducated Assholes also are Hindered even if some of Them realize what the fuck is going on because Moronic Motherfuckers are hard to Organize into a Viable Threat to the GOP’s Quest for Superiority.

Lastly the GOP scumfuckers have been working on for YEARS as well in Their attempt to make Americans Serve Them and that lies with Women. Ever fucking wonder why Half of the GOP seem scarred of Women and the Other Half are Rapists and Child Molesters? To in effect control Women the GOP has made sure Women don’t get Equal Pay again putting Them in a Financial Based Disadvantage. They Also Push Their Pro-Life Agenda on Women having the fucking balls to claim They dictate what a Woman can do with HER OWN FUCKING BODY. HOW SICK IS THAT? Twisted GOP Fucks.

As You can See the GOP uses Their Vast Wealth to Rig the System against the Very fucking American’s that VOTED THEIR FUCKING ASSES INTO OFFICE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. The Answer as I said is Simple America must Unite and Rise up Against the Wealthy 1% that effectively Own America. First of All We Freeze Their Bank Accounts and Size All Their Assets Immediately. Without Their Vast Fortunes We would Cut Their Power/Influence Off at the fucking Knees because without it Their Utterly Helpless. Secondly We Sell Off ALL of Their Assets and Donate ALL PROCEEDS to Charities across the Board. The Third and Last Step We Drain every goddamn Dime from Every/All of Their Bank Accounts, and Cash in ALL of Their Investments and Drain Their Portfolios Dry as Death fucking Valley. We then take the Money and Put it Directly into Government Programs to Benefit Americans on Every Level like Education, Infrastructure, Hospitals, Employment Programs, Scientific Research Etc. So when its all Said and Done We leave these Criminal Pieces of Republican Crap with NOTHING not even the Clothes on Their Backs. Leave Them sitting on the fucking Curb Naked, Broke, and with NO Advantages of Wealth.

                  

Bankrupting the Billionaire Republicans will also provide American’s with an ACTUALLY FREE MARKET since 90% Wall Street is in Fact Owned by the 1% NOT THE CITIZENS. If You think I’m wrong go fucking Google GameStop. In a Nutshell GameStop was Broke and on the Verge of Collapse and a Bunch of Hedge Funds (along with Wall Street Brokers and Investment Bankers) were planning to put GameStop out of Business once and for all. The American Public found out and Organized on Reddit to Buy GameStop Stock since it was Cheap as Hell with the Company Tanking and Drove Up the Price of the Stock. This Not Only Foiled the Wall Street Sons of Bitches from putting the Last Nail in GameStop’s Coffin it Cost the Dirty Bastards $5 BILLION. A Couple of the Hedge Funds involved Lost so Much Capital that THEY went Bankrupt resulting in Them Closing. The problem was after the Rich Elitist Wall Street Shitheads pitched a fucking Fit about it immediately RIGGED THE SYSTEM AGAIN to Prevent the American People from Participating in an Actual Free Market. Thus the Republican’s used Their Money to FUCK OVER AMERICANS and Keep Control of the Stock Market which provides Them with Millions of Dollars worth of Income.

                   

Even if there is a Second American Revolution against the Gross Wealth Inequality was Waged and Won it Still would be Over. Once the Initial Problems Remedied there is still plenty of Work to Do to Ensure that this sort of Wealth Inequality NEVER Occurs Again. This Requires EXTREME METHODS of Damage Control as We are Fighting Against DECADES of Republican Self Serving Corruption. As I said the Republican Party is DEAD and Replaced by the Despicable GQP Habitually Lying, Self Saving, Wealth/Power Oriented, Domestic Terrorist Hate Group. Considering this THEY SHOULD BE DEALT WITH AS SUCH. The GQP are Parasites that should be Exterminated like any Termite or Roach. We Must Drive EVERYTHING GQP from America not just Now but FOREVER.We must Purge this GQP Plague and Sterilize Our Country. Just like a Cancerous Tumor the GQP will ONLY be Removed by Taking Action, and that action is REMOVING THEM WITH FORCE IF NEED BE.

To Do This We must SHUT DOWN The GQP Propaganda Channels of Communication crippling Their Influence on the America. That would me putting Fake Fox News, Newsmax, and OAN out of Business and ARRESTING They’re On Air Talent along with Management and CEO. The On Air Personalities and Management should stand Trial for fucking Treason for Spreading Lies and Propaganda on Behalf of Their GQP Loyalty. They WILL be convicted regardless because We will use the GQP’s Model of a Kangaroo Court. Once Convicted They should be Sentenced to LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE in SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. This Also Applies to GQP Websites, Social Media Platforms, and Any Other viable Method of Mass Communication (ie Radio, Magazines, Newspapers Etc.).

        

Any GQP Supporters among the American Public should be Rounded Up and Detained in Prison Camps while We decide They’re Fate for Them. There Three Options in My Opinion the First Deport the Sacks of Shit to Antarctic without Provisions Nor Supplies to Fend for Themselves. I mean these assholes spent Four fucking Years Spouting the Racist Motto “Love it or Leave It” so this would be a Taste of Their Own Medicine. The Second option is We Load them Up on a Fleet of Cargo Ships and Sail Them Out to See and Strand Them There. We Disable the Engine, Take all Tools, and Disable the Navigational Equipment and Leave Them Adrift to again Fend for Themselves. The Third Solution is to find a Deserted Island in the Middle of the Ocean and Leave Them There. It would be like Britain deciding to Transport its Convicts to Australia and use it as Their Dumping Ground.

The Final Step in the Process would Be ABOLISHING THE GQP ENTIRELY. Make being the Member of the GQP would be the Equivalent of being a Member of a Racist/Hate Group or Domestic Terrorist Organization or Convicts (who as a condition of Their Parole are Forbidden to associate with other Convicts or known Criminals). With the GQP straight up OUTLAWED the Last Task at Hand is deciding what to do with Promote Members of The Defunct Political Party. I say Arrest Them All Immediately and Try Them For Treason along with the Other Litany of Crimes They Committed and CONVICT EVERY LAST ONE. When it comes to Their Punishment for Engaging in a Full Blown Insurrection I would like to Refer to the Constitution. Our Forefathers who Wrote and Signed the Constitution of America were quite specific on the Punishment for Treason. Our Forefathers deemed the ONLY Punishment for Treason was DEATH.

With that Said The Orange Asshole, His Inner Circle, Lindsey Graham, Lin Wood, MTG, Josh Hawely, Ted Cruz, Lauren Boebert, Mitch McConnell, Bill Barr, Dejoy, DeSantis, and the More would be Executed PER THE CONSTITUTION. I say allow the American People to Assemble on the White House Lawn and have The Republicans marched Out one by One and Fed to the Rabid Mob. The Mob would beat the fuckers to Death or Literally Tear Them Limb from Limb like a Zombie Horde in a Horror Movie. Let the American People go all World War Two and Drag the Republicans Carcasses through the Streets to Cheering Crowds. Let The American Public String Up these Republican Savages’s Beaten, Broken, and Blood Corpses from Light Posts and Beaten like the World’s Shittiest Piñatas. The American People should Decapitate the Republican Cadavers and Display Their Severed Heads on Pikes Outside the White House. Once the Crows have Picked the Republicans shitty Skulls Clean the Skulls should be taken and Displayed in the Entrance to the White House as a Permeant Reminder to Other Devious Assholes if They Attempt to Harm America (or Its People) this would be the Result.

In Summation the Only Good Member of the GOP/GQP is a fucking Dead One.

Thanks For Reading,

 By Les Sober

Scumfuck Radio (Our Favorite GG Allin Songs)

It’s No Secret that We here at FYB are GG Allin Fanatics in the Least, and Thus have Decided to Start the Scumfuck Radio (Our Favorite GG Allin Songs) Series.

The Series serves to Showcase Our Absolute Favorite Tunes from the Infamous Rock’n Roll Terrorist GG ALLIN.

Each Installment will Feature a Song (with or without a Accompanying Vide0) along with the Lyrics Transcribed Below.

           

We have Already Covered Our All Time Favorite GG Song Titled Bite It You Scum, and Now Here is Our Second All Time 2nd Favorite GG Song the Anti-Social Anthem Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat & Crucify off of the Album Brutality & Bloodshed For All. (The Last Every Record by GG Allin before His Untimely Death on June 28, 1993 due to a Heroin Overdose).

GG was always Controversial with His Notorious Live Shows Involving anything from GG Urinating on the Band, Rolling in Broken Glass,Starting Full Blown Riots at Concert Venues, Self Mutilation, Nudity, Fist Fights with Fans, Vandalism, Obscenity, Running from the Police, Promotors Shutting Down Shows Prematurely Due to Violence/Property Damage, Tons of Drugs, Binge Drinking, GG Knocking out His Own Teeth with the Microphone (or shoving it Up His Ass), and Most Famously GG’s Indulgence in Coprophagia/ Coprophagy (Which is the Consumption of Feces aka Actually Eating Shit). GG though wasn’t Satisfied with just Eating Shit, He took Shits on Stage and would Throw it at The Audience, Smear it on His Naked Body, and Roll in It.

           

Unfortunately By the Time GG Recorded Our Favorite GG Album Brutality & Bloodshed For All after a 3 Year Prison Stint (For Assaulting a Fan and Bating Them so Severely They spent Months in the Hospital Recovering) His Voice was Shot to Hell. Years of Drinking, Drugging, Smoking, and Psychotic Screaming finally caught up with GG, and reduced His Voice to a Gravely Growl that at Times is Incomprehensible. Thats Why We felt it was Imperative We included the Lyrics.

Enjoy.

Lyrics:

Stand Up, it’s Time to Rise

It’s Time for Revenge, Opposition must Die

Chaos, Violence, Revolution Now

We are the Real Rock’n Roll Underground

          

Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat and Crucify

These are the 5 Laws of the Jungle that I Live By

You Locked Me up in Prison on the Inside

Now it’s time to Shoot, Knife, Strangle Beat and Crucify

           

Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat and Crucify

I Believe in an Eye for an Eye

Your Rehabilitation Backfired from the Inside

Now its Time to Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat and Crucify

            

Stand Up, It’s Time to Rise

It’s Time for Revenge, Opposition must Die

Chaos, Violence, Revolution Now

We are the Real Rock’n Roll Underground

           

Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat and Crucify

I am the Guy, the One You tried so Hard to Fry

But I was Strong, You Couldn’t take My Mind

Now It’s Time to Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat and Crucify

           

Stand Up, It’s Time to Rise

It’s Time for Revenge, Opposition Must Die

Chaos, Violence, Revolution Now

We are the Real Rock’n Roll Underground

(Repeat 4 Times until Song Ends)

 

Thanks for Listening,

Presented By   Les Sober & FYB  

Be Sure To Tune Into Local 58 WCLV-TV Community Television

Local 58 is an INSANELY Creative Horror Web Series By Kris Straub and Presented in a “Found Footage” Style of Story Telling. The Series Appears to Span Several Decades from the Late 1960’s (possible Early 70’s) all the Way Up To 2019 so Far.

At the Start of the Series there were Only 4 Videos Online those being “Contingency”, “Station ID”, “Weather Service”, and one Titled “You Are On The Fastest Route”. Later on Down the Road a Fifth Video called “Show For Children” was Added to the Lineup. Subsequently Three Additional Local 58 Videos have been Posted since the Original Five if You will. Those Videos are “A Look Back” (Posted August 27, 2018), “Real Sleep” (December 19, 2018), and “Sky Watching” in November 2019.

The Video “Contingency” appears as if it was Shot in a Film Format while the Video “Show For Children” seems to be presented in a VCR Format. This Indicates the Series has Progressed from the 1960’s to the 1980’s. The Series Jumps ahead in Time After “Show For Children” to a 2014 . Thusly the Videos can be Rearranged into Chronological Order According to Their particular Time Frame as Opposed to Their Actual Posting Date(s).

The Plot Unfolds Predominately through a Series of Public Service Announcement, Public Warnings, and Emergency Broadcast’s being Transmitted On Local 58 WCLV-TV (there is Some on Screen Text as Well that Also has a Key Role). The Premise is there has been an Unknown World Wide Event Occurring while Local 58 WCLV-TV is Providing Public with Vital Information. Why is The World being Plunged into a Wide Spread Mass Panic? Could it be Nuclear War, a Government Conspiracy, Alien Invasion, Natural Disaster of Epic Proportions, Deadly epidemic, a Meteor Speeding toward Earth, or is Humanity facing the Actual Apocalypse? Who or What is behind it this Hysteria Exactly, and Who may be Involved?!

          

That’s what makes such a Creative Endeavor as Local 58 so Fascinatingly Mesmerizing is You have to Decipher the Series for Yourself. You have to Think for Yourself and Draw Your own Conclusions in the End. It’s a Series You can Watch Over and Over Looking for (and Finding) Subtle Details, Secret or Unseen Clues, Hidden Hints, and Underlying Nuances. All in All the Local 58 WCLV-TV  Web Series is an Unnervingly Masterminded Multidimensional, and Multilayered Master Piece. Enjoy.

Thanks for Watching,

  Brought To You By Les Sober

Quick Quiz Could Change Your Reality

Hello Reader(s),

If You opt to take the following Quiz Please follow these Guidelines:

  • Take Your Time. This isn’t some Convoluted Cosmo Quiz.
  • Think Over Your Answers. Question Everything.
  • BE HONEST. This is not some piece of Fluff Post.
  • This Quiz Could Alter Your Perception of Reality, The World, Humanity, Your Friends, Your Family, Coworkers, Significant Others, Neighbors, The Universe, Yourself, or Life & Death Permanently.
  • Pictures Have Been Added For The Purpose of Stimulating The Your Pre Frontal Cortex While Taking The Quiz.

For those reasons the ANSWER KEY won’t be Posted for a couple to a few Days as again it pays dividends to TAKE YOUR TIME, BE SURE OF YOUR ANSWERS, and BE HONEST (Otherwise Your Only Going To Fool Yourself, and the Quiz will be NULL & VOID.

   

1. Would You Ever Buy Something Off The Dark Web?                                                 A. Sure Why Not?!                                                                                                                        B. No Seems Like A Bad Idea.                                                                                                C. OH HELL YEAH, I’m An Asshole Who Lives Dangerously and Has No Fear Of Death!                                                                                                                                       D. OH HELL NO, I Don’t Want End Up In Prison.

2. Even If Its Prepared Correctly By A Master Sushi Chef Japanese Blow Fish or Fugu still has a 1 in 66 chance of Death When Eaten. Would You Ever Try Fugu?                                                                                                                                              A.  Yes I’ve Heard Its Tasty.                                                                                                    B.  No Thanks I Don’t Have a Death Wish.                                                                      C. I Know What Fire IS So I Don’t Eat Raw Fish. I’m An Asshole.                         D.  What The Fuck Is Wrong With This Red Lobster?!

3.When You Go To The Adult Store Do You…                                                                 A. Buy Something.                                                                                                                     B. Look Around Briefly And Leave.                                                                                    C. Realize You Could Have Done Your Adult Shopping Online.                             D.  I Don’t Indulge In Any Porn or Adult Store Merchandise, and I’m a Lying. I’m an Asshole.

     

4. What Kind of Pet Person Are You?                                                                                A. Rodents (Rats, Mice, Gerbils, Hamsters, Guine Pigs) Because I Forgot About The Black Plague                                                                                                          B.  Dog, Their Mankind’s Best Friend For A Reason.                                                 C.  Cat, They Were Worshiped Egyptians and They Had Pyramids so Thats Cool..                                                                                                                                               D. Fish. I’m a Simple Person Keeping It Simple.                                                          E. Bird. I’m a Masochist.                                                                                                         F. Reptiles. Dinosaurs Baby, Living Fucking DINOSAURS!                                     G. Unconventional (Pot Bellied Pig, Miniature Goat, Tarantulas, Scorpions, Hedgehog etc. I Was Born Without A Identity so Now My Identity Is My Pet. Also I’m An Asshole.

5. What Kind Of Motor Vehicle Is Your Type “Dream Car” ?                                  A. Sports: Speed Kills So Lets Die Fast!                                                                            B. SUV: I’ve Always Wondered What It Be Like To Be a Godzilla Sized Asshole.                                                                                                                                          C. Luxury: I’m a Rich Fat Bastard, and I Want The World To KNOW IT!          D. Truck: Bigger The Truck Littler The Man (Height and Penis)                         E. Motorcycle: Because Car Crashes Can’t Kill You Fast Enough.                         F. Moped/Scooter: I Like Motorcycles, But I’m Too Scared To Own One.

6. What Is Your Preferred Type/Style of Music?                                                          A. Heavy Metal: What I’m Middle Aged and Nostalgic.                                            B.  EMO: I’m Dark, Brooding, Deep and Clinically Depressed.                              C. Classic Rock: I’m a Hippy Hangover From 1969.                          D.Death/Black Metal: We Are All Going To Hell & I Have The Soundtrack!     E. Folk: I’m Heavily Medicated.                                                                                           F. Jazz: I Like Things That Sounds Like Schizophrenia Put To Music.              G. Pop: I’m a Mindless Commercial Lemming.                                                           H. Classical: I Like To Think I’m An Intellectual, I Listen To NPR.                      I. Punk: I Refuse To Admit Punk IS DEAD.                                                                       J. EMD: I’m a Bot.                                                                                                                      K.  Country: I Don’t Mind The Hypocrisy and Commercialism because I Like Horses and Playing Cowboys and Indians.                                                                     L. Talk Radio/Podcasts: I Didn’t Understand The Question, and I’m an Asshole.  

      

7. When Its Comes To Social Media Do You………                                                         A. I Check Once and a While, I Like Keeping Tabs On Shit.                                     B. I Check It Frequently and Often Because I Need To Stay In The Loop.          C. I Check It  CONSTANTLY I CAN’T AFFORD TO MISS A GODDAMN THING  D. I LIVE in Social Media, I’ve Fully Exited Physical Reality                                  E. I DON’T Check Because I Enjoy My Real Actual Life. Shove Second Life Up Your Avatar’s Ass.

        

8. What Kind Of Movies Do You Prefer To Watch?                                                      A. Horror: I’m a Sick and Twisted Little Puppy                                                            B. Action: Lets Blow Some Shit Up Already!                                                                  C. Drama: Because Life Doesn’t Have Enough Drama For Me.                              D. Foreign: I’m Profound & Worldly.                                                                                E. Rom-Com: Sometimes I Need a Break From Eharmony.                                    F. Documentary: Fuck Fiction I Want to Know What Is Really Going On in The World. Fiction, Save That Shit For Mordor.                                                          G. Mockumentary: Fuck Facts I DON’T Want to Know Whats Really Going On.                                                                                                                                                   H. Comedy: The Laugh More, Live Longer Philosophy                                              I. Thriller: I Like Being Scared, BUT I Can’t Handle Hardcore Horror.               J. Rockumentary: I Don’t just Want To Listen To Bands I Want To Know All The Behind The Scenes Shit Too!    

        

9. When I Drink I………                                                                                                             A. Shots! Shots! Shots!                                                                                                            B. Break Out The Beer Bong and Lets Party.                                                                  C. Have a Glass Of Wine With Dinner.                                                                              D. Have A Few Beers To Unwind After a Long Day.                                                     E. Go To The Bar and Shut That Fucker Down.                                                              F. Binge The Frat Life and I’m an Asshole.                                                                    G. Responsibly                                                                                                                            H. Like Theres NO Tomorrow and I Have A Hallow Leg.                                            I. Drink Like My Name IS Andre The Giant.                                                                    J. Drink Night and Day Because I’m an Alcoholic.                                                      K. Drink Cocktails Because I like To Classy Up My Boozing.                                  L. I Don’t Drink because I’m probably a fucking Alien.  

10. Where Do You Aquire Your Pornography?                                                               A. YouPorn.Com                                                                                                                         B. PornHub.Com                                                                                                                        C. Alternate Free Pornography Site.                                                                                  D. I Pay For My Porn Sites Like An Asshole.                                                                   E. Offline. I’m a Dinosaur and Still By Porno Magazines because I Like Reading The Articles.  

11. When It Comes To Trends I………                                                                                  A. Follow Blindly Like a Sheep.                                                                                            B. Make Sure I Conform To The New Trend WHILE Claiming Not To Be a Trend Follower.                                                                                                                          C. Follow Half Heartedly.                                                                                                       D. I Live To Trend, I’m a Hipster Asshole.                                                                      E. I DEPEND ON TRENDS I wasn’t Born With A Personality So I Need Trends To Define Me.                                                                                                                              F. Trends Are For Twats. I’m Not a Twat.

        

12. When I Smoke Marijuana I………                                                                                   A. Puff, Puff, Pass                                                                                                                      B. Break Out The Bong and Bomb it Like Bagdad.                                                       C. Smoke Straight To The Head By Myself.                                                                    D. Call My Friends and Bust Out The Bag/ Bust Out A Bag.                                     E. Smoke The Whole Bag From Beginning To End in One Sitting Like a Super High Hedonist.                                                                                                                            F. Wake And Bake BABY!                                                                                                           G. Smoke Socially because Hey Its Free.                                                                         H. Smoke Until I’m SO STONED I have To Hold Onto A Blade Of Grass To Keep From Falling Off The Planet.                                                                                      I. Smoke Like I’m Giving Cheech and Chong a Run For Their Money.                J. Smoke Like My Names Doug Benson.                                                                          K. Smoke Like a Chimney                                                                                                       L. Smoke Like I’m Trying To Smoke Colorado Dry.                                                  M. Smoke To Unwind After Work.                                                                                     N. 24/7 Like Snoop Dog.                                                                                                         O. Smoke Until The Tellitubbies Talk To Me.                                                                P. Smoke and Run Up a $600 GrubHub Bill                                                                   Q. Smoke Old School and Roll Up A Joint                                                                        R. Smoke New School and Roll Up a Blunt.                                                                     S. I Don’t Smoke Weed I Vape it and lecture People Who Didn’t Fucking Ask How Much Better It Is For You Than Smoking Weed. I’m a Self-righteous Asshole.                                                                                                                                         T. I Smoke SO MUCH Weed I Forgot How Much I Actually Smoke.                     U. I Don’t Smoke Weed and I’m Lying.

13. Air Guitar  OR Air Drums?                                                                                               A. Air Guitar: I Mean They Based The Widely Popular Video Game Rock Band Game on The Principle Of Air Guitar!                                                                               B. Air Drums: You Wanna Really Rock, DRUM SOLO!                                                C. Air Harpsichord: I’m an Asshole                                                                                   D. I play a REAL LIFE Drums/Guitar/Other Actual Musical Instrument.   

14. When It Comes To The Government I Believe………                                             A. Love Those Bastards, Good Job and Wouldn’t Change a Thing.                      B. Its a Necessary Evil                                                                                                              C. Its Time For a REVOLUTION.                                                                                          D. The System is Broken as Fuck, Scrap Current Model and Start Over.           E. Fuck Big Brother Period.                                                                                                    F. ANARCHY Live Free & Die Free.

    

15. When I Gamble I………                                                                                                        A. Play It Safe, And Stick To The Slots Like a Senior Citizen.                                 B.  I Set a Budget Before Hand, and Then Let The Chips Fall Where They May.                                                                                                                                                 C. Play Fast and Loose Because You Only Live Once so Fuck Consequences.  D. Play Like Your Auditioning For The World Series of Poker.                              E. Until I pass Out Or Puke From All The Free Fucking Drinks.                             F. I Don’t Gamble Probably Because I’m an Asshole.

    

16. When It Comes To Racists I Believe                                                                           A. Whole Heartedly In The 1st Amendment.                                                                  B. They’re Good People, and I’m a Trump Loving MAGA ASSHOLE.                  C. Racists Are Entitled To Their Opinion.                                                                       D. Racists Are Entitled To Their Opinion Even if Its Being a Bigot.                     E. Racists Are Fucking Scumbags                                                                                       F. My Favorite Game Is “PUNCH A NAZI”

17. When It Comes To Religion I Believe………                                                               A. There Is a God and We Should fucking FEAR HIM!                                               B. The Bible is a Moral/Ethical Historical Handbook Full Of Valid Advice.      C. God MIGHT Be Real So Better Play It Safe, and Go To Church.                        D. Heaven Or Hell Religion Doesn’t Matter To Me.                                                    E. I’m a Spiritual Person, Organized Religion is Man Made.                                  F. All Hail Mermenozoid!                                                                                                       G. Cults Are Cool so Whats Up With Scientology?                                                       H. Man Created God In HIS OWN IMAGE.                                                                        I. Take EVERY WORD of My Religious Text of Choice LITERALLY Because I’m a Religious Fanatic Like an Vile Evangelical.                                                      J. Science Over Organized Religion.                                                                                      K. There is Something Bigger Than Humans, BUT its Something Like The Universe or Nature for Example.                                                                                        L. The Ancient Greeks/Romans/Egyptians Had It Right.                                       M. How Would I Know About Religion I’m a Reincarnated Flat Worm.            N. See You In The Halls of Valhalla ASSHOLES!

    

18. When It Comes To Exercise I………                                                                               A. Believe My Body Is A Temple and I’m Its Maintenance Man.                           B. I’m just a Few Pounds Overweight, And Not That Out Of Shape so Steady As She Goes.                                                                                                                                 C. I Exercise Now and Then Basically Half Ass It.                                                       D. I’m Fine Buying Fitness Equipment, and Letting It Rot Covered in Dust In My Basement/Attic/Garage as I Always Have.                                                              E. I Love Exercising I’m a Gym Rat.                                                                                   F. I’m a Fitness Fanatic, I’m Running In Place While I Read This.                      G. I Need to Exercise, But Don’t Because I always Put It Off Till Tomorrow Like An Asshole.

   

19. When I Come To The Police I Think………                                                                 A. I Believe They Are In Fact Here To Protect & Serve Us                                         B. They Police Have Some Serious Problems That Need Correction.                  C.  Blue Lives Matter, and I’m an Utter Asshole.                                                         D. The Police Are The Biggest Criminals in America.                                                E. We Should Dismantle The Police System, And Reinstitute State Militias Or Wild West Modeled Sherriff’s Like Wyatt Eurp.                                                           F. The Police Are Just High School Nerds, and Now Have a Badge so They’re The Bully Now.                                                                                                                           G. Good Cops Are A Myth.                                                                                                      H. The Police Are Useless, Vigilante Justice Is The Only Way To Go.

    

20. When It Comes To Snakes and Spiders Which Are You More Afraid Of         A. Snakes: Obviously Remember The Garden Of Eden.                                             B. Spiders: They Can Crawl Into Your Ear, Lay Eggs, and The Babies Eat Your fucking Brain.                                                                                                                              C. Both Whats Wrong With You?                                                                                        D. Neither: I’m The Asshole Exception To The Rule.

 Brought To You By Les Sober

Written By: The University of Psychological Arts, The Synaptic Society,

& The Swedish Institute of Neuropsychology Research and Development.

 

Revised By: The Cerebral Studies Foundation & The Grey Matter Grant

Edited By: The Psychological Sociology Administration of Japan

Published By: InnerSelf Incorporated, Synaptic Storm,

& The Third Eye Institute for Developmental Cerebral Research.

A Founding Father or Two

Thomas Jefferson once said

“If you want freedom there should be an armed revolution every 20 years”

 

George Washington said

“A two party political system will be the death of America”

“Bite It You Scum” Lyrics

You want me to kiss your ass,

Well bend over here comes my foot,

I don’t need your crying ass shit,

tempers rising have a fit,

BITE IT YOU SCUM (X 4)

You want me to contribute,

all I’ve got is blood for you,

all you want is more and more,

bite it you pig, you whore

BITE IT YOU SCUM (X 4)

One day when the end is near,

I’ll be laughing at your fear,

when there is no one,

who will be fucking up my fun, NO ONE

BITE IT YOU SCUM (X4)

BITE IT, BITE IT, BITE IT YOU SCUM

-By G.G.Allin and The Murder Junkies-