I’m an extreme night person who finds his mind most calm and creative most from 1:30am to 4:30-5am.
Here are a small sample of tweets I came up with during the early hours of the morning or in the late of night (depends on how you view time)
A. America is not a country, its a global cooperation.
B. Mr. Id is coming and The Egos can do nothing about it.
C. Smut peddlers of the world UNITE!
D. I irritate people and piss people off to make the lemmings dance for my amusement.
E. When in doubt question
F. Hope can be dangerous
G. I’m so old I remember when Ozzy could talk like a normal human being
H. This reality feels virtual
I. Why are drug reps not referred to as drug dealers, thats what they do push drugs all day long
J. Trump America’s 1st dictator in the making.
K. Hillery those pant suits can’t hide your massive dick.
L. Sodom and Gomorra ain’t got shit on me.
M. I hide my eyes to spare you from shit you’d never forget
N. So if you say ‘I want to fuck the shit out of him/her” means what? That your going to fuck them until they shit themselves?!
O. In 90% or more of child custody cases due to divorce the court rules in favor of the mother and I think thats sexist.
P. Shove your App up your ass.
Q. Next time some dick I dislike gets married I’m crashing and replacing the chocolate in the dessert fountain with feces.
R. If you use a vaporizer to quite smoking tobacco good, if your vaping for vaping’s sake your a douche bag.
S. Prepare for the Hipster Holocaust can’t stand the fucking LL Bean looking lumberjack trendy clones unoriginality all over
T. Uwe Boll is a untalented ego maniac who should shut the hell up and make a good movie for once.
U. Bill Zebub is the laughing stock of independent film
V. Smarter the phone dumber the user.
W. Global warming will usher in the 2nd coming of the dinosaurs
X. Body shaming someone? When I was growing up it was called being an asshole.
Y. I swear my Bulldog farts tear gas
Z. Alcohol the true gateway drug evil.
These are just some I could remember off the top of my head as my twitter content has been frequently described as prolific by others. If your curious
Less_Sober@f_yourblog.