BACKROOMS – Found Footage #2

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring BACKROOMS – FOUND FOOTAGE #2 which is the Latest Installment from the Psychological Horror Web Series by Kane Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Few Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

As it Turns Out the A-Sync Research Channels which we thought was a Secondary Channels created by Kane Pixels to Advance Plot Line and We apparently were Wrong (at least as Far as Face Value is Concerned). A Comment by whoever the fuck is Responsible for the A-Sync Channel stated that the Channel isn’t Run by Kane Pixels, but instead it is Inspired by Him. So what the fuck is this all about then? Good fucking Question and Here is Our View on it. This A-Sync Person/People are NOT Random or are They Fans involved in some Fan Fiction Bullshit. This Person/People are OBVIOUSLY Collaborators working Side by Side with Kane Pixels since the Video Theme, Quality, and Feel of Each others Videos Coincide with One Another.

This Unique Series does Something Rare Especially Now a Days which is it Simply fucking gets Better with Each Episode. The Series is also Incredible at Building the Tension of Each Installment until the fucking Anxiety of the Characters Bleeds through the fucking Screen. The Backrooms is Definitive fucking Proof You don’t Need a Shit Ton of Cash, Hollywood, Big Movie, An Orgy of CGI, Big Production Companies, Big Time Studios, Famous Actors, Film School/Degree, Jump Scares, or Even Gore to Mindfuck and Creep the Shit out the Audience. We would like to Acknowledge that this Incredible Series’s Sense of Desperation, Dread, and Isolation that Drives this Horror/Sci Fi Horror Series is Building and it’s Building Quickly.

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  Presented By Les Sober

PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO by Aspico Omnian which Translates to the Following. Aspico means “A Savory Jelly made with Meat Stock, set in a Mold and Used to Contain Pieces of Meat, Seafood, or Eggs.”, and Omnian which seems to be an Unrecognized Variation the Word Omni which means “All; of All Things”. We were Psyched to come Across this Video because it’s a bit of a Rarity in the World of What We like to refer to as Fringe Videos. You know what We’re talking about when We say Fringe, but if You Don’t here is an Explanation. What is a Fringe Topic? We use the Term Fringe Theory in a VERY BROAD Sense to Describe an Idea that Departs Significantly from the Prevailing Views or Mainstream Views in it Particular Field.

What makes it a Rarity in the Fringe Video field it Simply isn’t the Same Old Recycled Shit that You find Most of the Time. The Sound Track is Actually Pretty Decent as Opposed to the High Pitched  Tones, Squealing, Shrieking, Distorted Noise, or Static that Typically comes in Fringe Videos. Also PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO differs is there No Flashing, Ocular Seizure Inducing, Rapid Fire Flashy Interchanging Graphics Bombarding the Viewer the Entire fucking Time which again which is a Common Trait found in Fringe Videos. In Addition there isn’t Any Manipulated Speech in Low Grumbling Tones reminiscent of an Extremely Drunk Demon Slurring its Speech. It’s Cool to See Something Fringe MINUS all Usual Gimmicks that lets fucking Face it We’ve plenty of Times Before. An Issue in General with Fringe Videos is They are Prone to Overkill. When Overkill Occurs the Creators try Desperately to be Edgy, Strange,  Dark, Sinister, Evil, Creepy Etc. and it’s Obvious They’re Trying WAY TOO fucking Hard. To put it fucking Simply: There is NO fucking Need to Cram Every Trick in the Book into a Single fucking Video for it to be Good.

CHANNEL STATS:

  • Joined YouTube on July 30, 2010.
  • Has 8,130 Subscribers to Date.
  • Has a Total of 7 Videos thus Far.
  • It has a Total of View Count of 604,680 (which is Notable).
  • PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO was Posted in 2014.

Now here is Something New when You go to the About Section on the Channel it has a Link that Reads: Imprint of the Fifth Circle and of Course We clicked on it. It took Us to bambisnightmare.blogspot to a Page also Titled Imprint of the Fifth Circle that was a Bunch of fucking Weird Random Stupid Shit and Nothing New has been Posted there since fucking November 24, 2018. So Admittedly We skimmed over it but We didn’t find a damn thing Interesting. Well that’s Not Entirely True We did Notice a Saying in Latin Under the Imprint of the Fifth Circle Logo that read Ignis Vero Numquan decit (a Misspelling of DICIT). We decided to find a Translation from Latin to English and found Several fucking Translations:

  • ” And Then The Fire Said”
  • “Memory is a Means to Control Over itself Alone”
  • “Fire Does Not Say”

Word By Word Translation:

  • Ignis – Fire
  • Vero – Indeed
  • Numquan – Ever
  • Dicit (NOT Decit) He Says

And Last But Not Least Here is a Bit of a Teaser to Wet Your Appetite. Things Included in the Video are: Animals that Don’t Breathe, Wall Covered in Human Skin, a Possible Death, a Suicide Room Under Construction, Safety References for Certain Deadly Objects, Books that Consist of Just a Single Word, and Everything is Leaking Blood.

So with All that Said Here is PHR – 2/771 EDUCATIONAL VIDEO.

 

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(228) TreatsforBeasts

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring (228) TREATSFORBEASTS  by  Creator, Director, and Musician Jordan Diniz. Diniz is the creator of the mind boggling bizarre  Youtube channel Treatsforbeasts as well other earlier video/musical projects. NOT a whole fucking lot is really known about Diniz like for example when researching I found shit like this “It is possible he is from Massachusetts.” which was IN-FUCKING-FURIATING! You damn well know Finding Information is gonna be a REAL son of a bitch if No One even knows where Diniz is from. I did manage to find SOME goddamn Additional Information which You will find Below.

     

  • Diniz has preformed in several bands such as Thang City and The Liquid Flow.
  • Diniz was the keyboardist in Holding Steady The Heartbeat of Hell.
  • Currently music wise Diniz is making music under the name Sanguinarious.
  • Diniz’s music genre of choice could be considered a mix of Gothic rock, Heavy Metal, and quite possibly Post-Punk.
  • Some say he looks like Jesus.
  • Diniz has what has been described as “ridiculously expandable jaw” (an example of this is Diniz singing in the video “I me you love god ”
    From Diniz’s work it’s apparent he doesn’t think favorably about Christianity/Catholicism.
  • Diniz created Treatsforbeats on September 26, 2009.
  • Diniz has gone YEARS before posting new content on his Treatsforbeasts Youtube channel.

     

My Thoughts:

(228) TreatsforBeasts is the Extremely Entertaining Combination of Philosophical ideals,  Twisted Humor, and a Healthy Dose of Weirdness. This Video for All Intents and Purposes is a Creepily Bizarre Spoof of the Beloved Kids Show Sesame Street. The Cinematography and Ominous Atmosphere the Most of the Horror Movies of Today, and it Manages to do this with Only 4 Words Available in the Dialogue.

 

It is What it Is,

 Presented By Les Sober

The Surreal Insanity of FAKE MISTRESS

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the 4 Videos from the German Content Creator, Musician, Singer, Photographer, and Sculptor Olivia Pils (Who Goes by the Moniker Fake Mistress). This One is Particularly Tricky to Decipher We can Attest to That. So Let’s Start with the General Information First Shall We, Yes We Shall:

  • The Channel came to be om March 9, 2010.
  • Between 2010 and 2011 Fake Mistress Posted 4 Videos.
  • Fake Mistress had Not Posted Anything New in 11 Years.
  • The Odd Audio was Thought at One Point to be German, BUT it turned out to be Utter fucking Gibberish.
  • The Channel has a Total of 749 Subscribers.
  • The Channel has Only the 4 aforementioned Videos.
  • The Channel has a Total of 35,488 Views to Date.
  • It has Been Confirmed that all 4 Videos are Art Installations from a Yearly Art Exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
  • The Channels Playlists, Community, Channels, and About Sections are Blank as Blank can be.
  • Pils Started as the Singer for the DaDa-Performance Group called Fake Masters.
  • Haus Schwarzenburg is a Extremely Popular Street Art Gallery Spot in Berlin, Germany.
  • Neurotitan is a Shop and Art Gallery in Berlin, Germany.

My Thoughts: At First When I Saw this I thought “Huh That’s fucking Weird.” and that would have been the End of It without a Second fucking thought. The fucking Weirder thing was I would cycle Back to Them Periodically Not really knowing why, but now I’m pretty fucking Positive I have figured it all out. To put it Simply every time I watched these Videos for the Next a Day or So it keep popping the fuck into My head here and there Randomly. That’s when it occurred to Me this shit is like Asian Horror. Not the Over the Top Extreme Gore shit (which is Utterly fucking awesome just to clarify) but the Creepy Haunting Kind that Slither into Your Skull and Set Up Shop. So in Summation The More You watch Over Time the More You start Plunging Down a RabbitHole of Your Own fucking Making.

 

Details: Installation Done 2008 in NEUROTITAN exhibition by Fake Mistress

Details: Multi-Media Installation, Exhibited in NEUROTITAN, Berlin, 2009

Details: interactive multi-media installation by Olivia Pils in the Exhibition: “15 Jahre Haus Schwarzenberg” in the gallery NEUROTITAN, Berlin in october 2010.

Details: An Interactive Multi-Media installation by Olivia Pils in the Exhibition: “15 Jahre Haus Schwarzenberg” in the Gallery NEUROTITAN, Berlin in october 2010.

 

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FOR SHITS & GIGGLES: Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

Welcome to Today’s Second FYB Post MEREANA MORDEGARD GLESGORV which is a Truly Unique Piece of Fuckery. You see this Video is Apparently a Online Urban Legend referred to as a Creepypasta. Allegedly if You Search this Video, Most of the Time You’ll find Jack Shit, BUT We were Lucky Enough that This Video just Fell into Our Laps Unexpectedly. If You did Mange to Find it You’d find a 34 Second Video of a Odd Looking Man Staring at You until He Says Something which We have No fucking Idea What the Language He is Speaking or if it’s Possibly English that has been Manipulated/Distorted.

However the 34 Second Video is Not in Fact the Entire Video which is 2 Minutes Long in its Entirety. As the Story Goes Youtube Took Down the Video after Allegedly 153 People Who Viewed the Video Not Only Gouged Out Their Own Eyes, BUT Then then Somehow Mailed Them to Youtube’s Main Office in San Bruno. There were also Reports of Alleged Viewers of the Video Committing Suicide in a Variety of Brutal and Gruesome Ways, and They Allegedly Carved a Cryptic Inscription on/into Their Forearms that has Not Yet been Deciphered.

          

Also Youtube will Periodically Post the First 20 Seconds of a Controversial Video to Hamper the Suspicion of Viewers, so this Way Hopefully No One Actually look for the Real Deal or Upload it Either. This Video was watched by a Single YouTube Employee who 45 Seconds( into the Original 2 Minute Video) Started Screaming Psychotically in a Intense Panic. Said Employee has been on a Heavy Course of Sedatives Ever Since Viewing the Video, and Claims He Doesn’t Actually Remember What the fuck it is He saw.

And Lastly the Person Who Originally Uploaded the Video was Never Found, The IP Address is Non-Existent, and the Man in the Video has Never Been Identified.

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  Presented By Les Sober

Karlmayer

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring KARLMAYER which is Yet Another Unknown Oddity that has Washed Up on Our Beach. No One seems to know a fucking thing about Who Posted It, Why They Posted It, Or What the fuck it’s Supposed to mean. So essentially its Insanity without Context.

WHAT WE FOUND:

  • The Video was Uploaded in May of 2008.
  • The Music is the Distorted High Pitch Child’s Laughter that Rapes Your Ear Drums Mercilessly so Heads the fuck up There.
  • The Only Real Piece of Actual Information lies in the Videos Description Which Simply Translates to the Name Karl Mayer. Karl Mayer was a German General Staff Officer who Introduced Hitler to Politics. And We all know How that Turned Out so Officially from FYB Fuck Him.

Video Run Down:

  • The Video Starts with the Illustration of Two Children that look Oddly Alien.
  • There Various Pictures of Flowers that Change Color, Distort, Morph, and Pulsate.
  • At the 46 Second Mark there is 2 Pictures of Pennywise from the Original TV Mini Series “IT” Not the Movie Remake/Reboot/Rewhatfuckingever You want to Call it.
  • More fucked up Flower Shit.
  • At the 1:13 Minute Mark there is a Close Up of What appears to be Some Child looking Doll Eyes.
  • Approximately at the 2:00 Mark the Video Takes a Dark Turn. The Video becomes More Distorted and Darker as the Abrasive Audio ramps Up Some.
  • Random Photos for Example a Thin John Wayne Gacy looking Clown and a Picture of the Actual Karl Mayer, and Then BACK TO THE FUCKING FLOWERS.
  • Then the Random Pictures and Flowers Mixed Together featuring such Random Images as An Old School Opera House, Pennywise again, some sort of Tunnel (possibly Subway), Ocean, and a Repeat of the Random Sky Shot from Earlier.

 

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The Backrooms – Presentation

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring THE BACKROOMS – PRESENTATION  by the More than Talented Kane Pixels. THE BACKROOMS -PRESENTATION is the Latest Installment in the Psychological Horror Web Series by Kane Pixels. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series was Posted over the Course of the Last Few Months (All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence).

This Unique Series does Something Rare Especially Now a Days which is it Simply fucking gets Better with Each Episode. The Series is also Incredible at Building the Tension of Each Installment until the fucking Anxiety of the Characters Bleeds through the fucking Screen. The Backrooms is Definitive fucking Proof You don’t Need a Shit Ton of Cash, Hollywood, Big Movie, An Orgy of CGI, Big Production Companies, Big Time Studios, Famous Actors, Film School/Degree, Jump Scares, or Even Gore to Mindfuck and Creep the Shit out the Audience.

My Notes:

  • Description Accompanying Video: 05/08/90
  • Starts with the Beginning of Corporate Presentation Video.
  • The Video/Presentation is by Async Research Institute.
  • The Presentation pertains to Humanity, Populations Growth, Society, and Social Issue/Problems.
  • Async’s Solution to the above is: The Low-Proximity Magnetic Distortion System.
  • The Presentation Video is Cut with Black and White Security Camera Footage, Cameraman Footage, Photos of Staged Rooms, Doe Tape Archive (3283) Footage, and Still Shots (Photos).
  • I SUGGEST YOU WAIT FOR THE REALLY COOL AND REALLY STRANGE ENDING.

It is What it Is,

  Presented BY Les Sober

HI

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring HI by by  Creator, Director, and Musician Jordan Diniz. Diniz is the creator of the mind boggling bizarre  Youtube channel Treatsforbeasts as well other earlier video/musical projects. NOT a whole fucking lot is really known about Diniz like for example when researching I found shit like this “It is possible he is from Massachusetts.” which was IN-FUCKING-FURIATING! You damn well know Finding Information is gonna be a REAL son of a bitch if No One even knows where Diniz is from. I did manage to find SOME goddamn Additional Information which You will find Below.

  • Diniz has preformed in several bands such as Thang City and The Liquid Flow.
  • Diniz was the keyboardist in Holding Steady The Heartbeat of Hell.
    Currently music wise Diniz is making music under the name Sanguinarious.
  • Diniz’s music genre of choice could be considered a mix of Gothic rock, Heavy Metal, and quite possibly Post-Punk.
  • Some say he looks like Jesus.
  • Diniz has what has been described as “ridiculously expandable jaw” (an example of this is Diniz singing in the video “I me you love god ”
    From Diniz’s work it’s apparent he doesn’t think favorably about Christianity/Catholicism.
  • Diniz created Treatsforbeats on September 26, 2009.
  • Diniz has gone YEARS before posting new content on his Treatsforbeasts Youtube channel.

My Humble Opinion: Visuals are Entertaining, Music is LAME, and the Lyrics are Straight Up Retarded. Still the Visuals make it Worth a Look.

DISCRIPTION ACCOMPANING HI:

Hi. Hello. My name is Fuck. “Do you want his money?” “Do you want his bitches?”

It is What it Is,

 Presented By Les Sober

DECORATION

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring DECORATION by London Based Writer, Director, Visual Artist, and Computer Animator Ben Wheele Who Makes What He Refers to as Surreal Horror.

SO WHO IS BEN WHEELE?

Wheele Graduated from The Royal Collage of Art with a Masters in Animation  in 2011, and His Films have been Screened at Festivals Internationally, Including Annecy, Pictoplasma, London Intl.Animation Festival, Rotterdam Film Festival and Stuttgart ITFS. Wheele’s work has also been Exhibited at The Sunday Painter Gallery (London), Gazell.io Digital Art Space, and Broadcast on Adult Swim and Channel 4 (UK). He is also the Founder of ‘Studio Ponk’ and Currently Lectures in 3D Animation and Games at Middlesex University

SO…

Like with Every Ben Wheele Video Everyone and Their fucking Mother is Working fucking Overtime to Analyze and thus Discover its Meaning (Wheele has Never Explained Any of His Work to Date). Many People have Many Thoughts about the possible Meaning Behind DECORATION some of the Most Popular are its about a Girl Hitting Puberty or a Girl getting Pregnant, or it could be that The Narrator Decoration is a Representation for Cancer. Normally I wouldn’t Criticize Those Who Hypothesize and Discuss Their Thoughts, but here’s the Thing with DECORATION. The Narrator (and Possible Internal Parasite) States QUITE FUCKING CLEARLY THAT THE VIDEO PERTAINS TO CANCER AND THAT TYPE OF CANCER BEING MOST LIKELY UTERAN CANCER. This is a Classic case of People Overthinking, Analyzing, and Hyper Tunnel Vision Desperately Searching for a Meaning that People appear to Miss the Fact that Cancer is called out by Name Case fucking Closed.

 

CREDITS:

Decoration (voice): Robert Ashby
Music: Jane Chapman
Charles Mauleverer
J.P Rameau
Sound:
Giulia Scarantino
Mike Wyeld
Assistant Colourist: Ada Polcyn
Production: Royal College of Art, 2011 ©

 

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   Presented By Les Sober   

Cartoon Kid’s Show Plummets Into The Depths Of Hell

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring “…ø·ø ̈ùšù„ø© … ø£øoù†ùšø” in its Abbreviated Version Whatever the fuck that Supposed to Mean. Well it Means dick since the Video’s Title is Intentional Gibberish. It’s a Neat Little Trick  to Beat YouTube’s Algorithm (so Technically People can see it, BUT it can Slip under the Algorithm’s Radar to Avoid being Penalized or Removed).

Here’s What We Know:

  • The Video is Posted on a TINY fucking YouTube Channel called Distressing_Demon.
  • The Channel was Started March 4, 2019
  • The Channel has a Mere 113 Subscribers.
  • The Channel has a Total of 8 fucking Videos.
  • The Channel has Amassed a Total of 46,327 Views.
  • The First 6 Videos on the Channel are Bullshit Game Play (Not that Game Play Videos are Bad buts These are fucking GARBAGE).
  • The 7th Video is the One Posted Here Below.
  • The 8th and Final Video has an Ominous Title like” God will Hate You for This” or some bullshit, BUT its 19 seconds of POV Video Game Play where the Character is simply Walking down a Dark fucking Hallway. I told You these Game Play Videos Sucked a Blue Whale Sized Taint.

     

Notes:

  • A Question One could ask is Did Distressing_Demon make this Video, and I can Safely Assume the Answer is Hell fucking No. It’s more than Likely Something the Channel Creator Found and Reposted which is Usually the Case especially with Predominately Game Play Channels that for No Rhyme or Reason have some Bizarre Video Tossed in the Mix.
  • Whoever did Create this Video need to Learn How to fucking Edit Properly. The Beginning is WAY Too Long for this Sort of Video Genre You know the Fucked Up, Unexplained, or Mysterious Shit. SO with that Said I suggest You Start watching the Video at the 40 Second Mark.

 

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober