Ladies and Gentalmen for ONE NIGHT ONLY Little People Enterprises presents:
The Federation 3 Way Dance!!!
XDW (Xtreme Dwarf Wrestling)
vs.
HMW (Hardcore Midgit Wrestling)
vs.
PWA (Pygmy Wrestling Alliance)
Come and Join us IF YOU DARE for a Night that will live in INFAMY as
Ying&Yang The Sumo Wrestling Brothers from Asian eXtreme Wrestling
take on NO OTHER THAN America’s LPW Tag Team Champs,
The Munchkins of Madness (Killer Klebba and Coleman Cox)
for the FIRST TIME EVER in LPW a C4 EXPLODING RING OF DEATH!!!
When The Bell Rings BLOOD, GUTS, AND BUTTS WILL BE EVERYWHERE!!!
You’ll Also Will See
The Henchmen Nick & Knack vs. Rappaport’s Revenge
in a FLAMING FUCKING TABLES CAGE OF DEATH MATCH!
COMPLETE WITH TUBS OF ALIVE AND LIVID ELECTRIC EELS!!
The Tag Teams Crotch Shot vs. The Disciples of Dinklage in a
KING OF KINK BARBWIRE DILDO LOSER LEAVES TOWN PRO WRESTLING PORN MATCH!!!
4 FOOT LONG SOLID LATEX DILDOS WEIGHING IN AT 5.5 POUNDS WRAPPED IN GRADE A TEXAS BARBWIRE!!
Half Pint vs. Knee High
in an EXTREME STEP LADDER MATCH for the fucking XDW Micro Weight Championship Belt!
Tom “Fucking” Thumb vs. The Tiny Terror Known only as WARWICK
in a 20,000 THUMBTACK – 1,000 LIGHT TUBE
DOUBLE HEADER OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION for the
HMW Hardcore Tag Team Titles!! THERE WILL BE BLOOD! EMTs ONSITE!
THEN THE MANIACAL MAIN EVENT: THE OOMPA LOOMPA APOCALYPSE!
7 Way match for the PWA Intercontinental Belt featuring:
Will “Badass” Barty, Bollocks O’Hare, Lil Omen, Rumpelstiltskin,
Mini Man, Sean Shorty, and D-Veto compete in a
FANS BRING THE WEAPONS MATCH “I QUIT” MATCH!!
Fans Bring an ARSENAL OF IMAGINATIONS Brought to Life to inflict PAIN!
THERE IS NO PIN, NO COUNT OUT, NO TAP OUT!
The Only Way To End The Agony is to SURRENDER and say “I QUIT!”
This Night of Inter-promotional Independent is NOT for the FAINT OF HEART OR WEAK OF STOMACH!!
Come SEE THE SHOW BANNED IN 49 STATES for Excessive Violence and Bloodshed!!!
There will be BLOOD, BROKEN BONES, BRAIN DAMAGE, BEER, and BRUTALITY in ABUNDANCE!
THIS ISN’T WRESTLING, IT’S A FUCKING WAR!!!!
BYOB/BYOD
MUST BE 21 WITH VALID ID TO ENTER.
By Les Then Sober Productions..