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Aleister Crowley Double Feature: FETISH and SEER

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post and We got a Little Something Special a Double Header featuring  the Videos FETISH and SEER by  a Content Creator(s) Who go by Aleister Crowley (Who was an Actual Historical Figure). Now Let’s take a Look at the Channel’s Stats to Help Clarify what the fuck this is all About.

ALEISTER CROWLEY CHANNEL STATS:

  • The Channel has a Total of just 2 Videos.
  • The Channel has a Piddly 498 Subscribers.
  • Joined: February 25, 2017.
  • Total Number of Views: Again a Rather Pathetic 6,236.
  • About/ Playlists/ Community/Channels List are as You might fucking Imagine are all Completely fucking Blank.

So to Say this is a Tiny Channel is Obscure is the fucking Understatement of the fucking Millennium But Let’s Continue.

SO WHO THE FUCK WAS THE REAL  ALEISTER CROWLEY?

In a NutShell Aleister Crowley was an English Occultist, Ceremonial Magician, Poet, Painter, Novelist, and Mountaineer. He also Founded the Religion of Thelema, Identifying Himself as the Prophet Entrusted with Guiding Humanity into AEON of Horus in the Early 20th Century. Basically is was Batshit Crazy by Most Peoples Standards.

SHALL WE BREAK DOWN THE VIDEOS, YES LETS:

  • The First fucking Video is Titled “Fetish” which after watching I’m pretty fucking sure the Name is just Click Bait Bullshit.
  • The Video starts with some Good Old fucking POV  Tired Bullshit.
  • OH BOY ANOTHER UNORIGINAL “Creepy Killer Clown” Central Character because that’s not Be Over Done like a Total Motherfucker. Let’s fucking Own up to the Fact There Only 3 Relevant Clowns in fucking Horror: Pennywise, Art the Clown (from the Movie Terrifier which We just so Happen to have Posted Here Previously), and The Real Deal John Wayne Gacy. That’s fucking it. This Guy, This fucking Clown Decked Out in a Jump Suit and Knit Cap is SO FUCKING LAME Guy looks like a fucking Slipknot Reject.
  • The Only Disturbing thing About the fucking Apartment this was Filmed at is How fucking Bland it is it fucking BLEEDS MUNDANENESS, it’s Disturbing because its SO FUCKING REAL LIFE. Corporate Whores through Up Massive Multi Level Apartment or Town Home Complexes of these Generic Cookie fucking Cutter Soul Sucking Units with No Personality whatsoever. They are the Construction Equivalent to fucking Ikea Furniture.

     

  • Now some Might say that the ALL TOO PAINFULLY AVERAGE Apartment was Chosen over Let’s Say an Abandoned Factory or Grimy Basement is due to the Commentary of the Creator. To put it Simple a “Even in the Average Day, in an Average Community Evil Lurks in Our Mists” Over Dramatic Shitty B Horror fucking Movie (which by the Way We are Fans of so Don’t get Us Wrong) Tagline.
  • There is No Audio what so fucking ever which is a Change since Usually these Type of Videos feature Abrasive, Harsh, Loud, and Piercing Noises like Two Computers Raping Each other to Death.
  • As Far as Acting is Concerned is Bad if You Suck as Bad as This Tool and All the fuck They are Asking of You is to FUCKING MIME BASIC SHIT LIKE EAT AND DRINK?!! The Acting Ate Aborted Albino Ass.
  • Mother Odd fucking Choice is this Video was Filmed During the Day as Opposed to Night or in Some Dungeon like Basement or other Windowless Rooms. Doesn’t Help the Video to Suck any Less Unfortunately.
  • AND AS FOR THOSE FUCKING MANNEQUIN HEADS HOLY FUCKING SHIT is this Asshole in a Clown Mask going to Pull Out EVERY PLAYED OUT Amateur Gimmick in the goddamn Book?!

         

  • The ONLY thing that is Even Vaguely Interesting is the Fact the Comments Section is Turned Off. Again Usually with These Sorts of Videos the Comments are Key since it Provides a Place for Viewers to State Opinions or Hypothesis. Which Helps Hopefully to “Build a Buzz Around It” as the Douchbags in Entertainment Say.
  • Video Description: Finally

NOW LETS ROAST SEER SHALL WE, YES LETS:

  • Well it Didn’t take Long for The Content Creator(s) to Realize Turing of Comments (Especially in Their Genre) is Detrimental as Fuck, and So WA-FUCKIG-LA The Comments are On.
  • 99.9% of the Comments Though are Utter fucking Crap. It’s all Bullshit Fluff like “That was INSANE” or “Love the vid” or “can’t wait for part 3” and all that useless fucking Shit. Guess it shouldn’t be Surprising since there only 2 Videos Total and they were Posted Several YEARS Apart.
  • YUP THIS ASSHOLE IS GOING TO PULL OUT EVERY B HORROR CLICHE IN THE BOOK: NOW IT’S HEAVY BREATHING. It’s Not Creepy it’s just Played Out, and it doesn’t make the Clown Chump sound Scarier it makes Him sound fucking Asthmatic. Seriously I wanted to get this Poor Bastard an Inhaler.

  • And Agin a Shit Ton of Beaten to Death POV as Clown Wonders Aimlessly through Apartment.
  • There is a More Interesting Addition to this Video which is Ironically Audio. The First Half of the Video there is a Man’s Voice Heavily Distorted with an Echo. Also in the Second Half there is Much Clearer Audio of a Different Man Rambling On about Aleister Crowley. This is Much More like the “Unexplained/Mysterious” Video Genre.
  • That’s Really all there is Other than the Clown Chump Standing Motionless in Front of the Camera WAY TOO LONG. Learn to Edit Assholes. And this Staring into the fucking Camera Close Up Shit ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?  That Shit is Played Out just like Every other Angle this Content Creator(s) Uses.
  • But like with the Addition of Audio there a Few Interesting Things that are more Typical for this Genre in this Video unlike Fetish. Here they are: The Blurry Picture of Three White People could be Adults or Teens but the Picture was Blurry as Fuck on Purpose so No Foul there, and One Viewer (the 0.01%) Mentioned there are Several Large Possibly Body Sized Lumps under the Cover in the Bed.
  • So It’s pretty fucking Safe to Assume whatever the fuck this is the Theme is BLATANTLY Serial Killer.

         

So What The Fuck Aleister?

The Way We see it is Very Simple with Three Possible But Viable Explanations. First the Project be it an ARG or Art Project the Creator(s) Ran out of Cash, Ambition, Interest, or a Combination of the Three. The Second is the Series or whatever You want to Call it is in Some “I think I’m so Smart and Creative” Bullshit Mentality where there were Only Meant to be the Two Videos Total, But We think that’s Pretty fucking Unlikely. Thirdly the Whatever it is isn’t Finished as the Videos are Posted Years Apart as We mentioned Earlier so More Could in Theory Anyway be Coming. We REALLY Hope it the Third Option because We’d Hate to have to Circle Back to this Turd in the Future to Talk some more Shit

It is Whatever the fuck It is,

Presented By Les Sober

The Return Of THE TEXPOCALYPSE!

It’s been a Long while to Say the Least since We have had a Textpocolypse, and Honestly it’s Overdue. The Textpocolypse Posts are some of the (Insane, Obscene, and Absurd) Text Exchanges between Our Dear Friend and Partner in Crime Spacedog and Our Defacto Leader Les Sober. So without a Further A Due lets get to it.

Spacedog: Oh no your fetus is exhibiting very cult like behavior.

Les: Umm…it must be Jim Jones Syndrome. Fetal Cult Like Behavior is the Kid Brittany’s Kid?! LOL fuck Her…Apparently most of NJ Has.

Spacedog: I think you are the only straight man that’s fucked her that isn’t dead or institutionalized LOL.

Les: I know talk about dodging a Bullet! Her cunt is Cursed, its Abortion Central No Fetus can survive THE WOMB OF DOOM! What in Your opinion would constitute an “Excessively Small Penis”? I’m wondering it was in a Police Report on this HBO crime Documentary Series, and its been Bouncing around in My Brain ever since.

Spacedog: Excessively to me is under 4-4.5 inches. Kinda the same as what I consider an excessively small person but feet for them.

Les: Ok I was wondering since Micro Penis is more commonly as a Baby Dick. So Excessively Small was a bit vague as far as I was and am Concerned.

Spacedog: My personal definition is the point at where the penis to me no longer feels sexy and begins to make me feel uncomfortable. My body lets me know because I become extremely ticklish LOL. At what point does a tit become big?

              

Les: Somewhere between Hung and Monster Cock???

Spacedog: I said TIT. Your definitely thinking bout cock more than me tonight LOL.

Les: My Bad I’ll ask My Wife…..

Spacedog: I mean like would 30dd be a big tit regardless of who it was on? Like a midget? an 8 year old? I mean I just would say they had unfortunate tits.

Les: My Wife said once a titty reaches the size of a 9 month old Baby’s Head it’s Big, and apparently from there the Titty Size equates to how much they hurt the Woman’s Back.

              

(* a Minute or Two goes by)

Les:CORRECTION: I relayed the Facts Wrong it’s not a 9 month Old Baby’s head it is in Fact that of a Full Grown Adult. My Bad. Sorry I’m still stuck on the Excessively Small Dick Definition. Does Width Factor in its Excessive Smallness? Example: 3″ prick and the Width/Circumference of a #2 Pencil? AND if So is that the Origin of the Insult of calling someone a Pencil Dick as in “Hey Pencil Dick Move Out of the Way. AND if that does having a 2” dick with the Width/Circumference of a Pencil be where the Insult Pin Dick came from, like “Brittany is a Pin Dick Bug Fucker”???  We have reached a Whole New Level of Dick Jokes or Genital Jokes if You will.

               

Spacedog: I think pencil dick can be a pencil dick regardless of length. I used to joke about my friend fucking me was like shoving some Angel hair pasta up my ass and his dick was 8 inches.

Les: Skinny Dick Syndrome.

Spacedog: I’m doing my first grocery pickup. Ugh. Not that I’m afraid of getting Infected by someone breathing on my car, but I really dred much human interaction. All for some kombucha and epic meat bars LOL!

Les: Grocery Pick Up is Dope, We have done it several times. COVID or No COVID I dread having interactions with Other People so No Change Here Lmfao. Epic Meat Bars? WTF are They and Where can I get some? Seriously if that’s a Thing I’m in.

(*Spacedog Texts Link to EPIC Provisions and Their Bar Variety Pack featuring a 10 Bar Pack featuring Bison, 2 Varieties of Chicken, Venison, 2 Varieties of Beef, Lamb, Turkey, Uncured Bacon, and Wild Boar.)

Spacedog: They had 2 of these at shoprite.

                

Les: What constitutes a Monster Clit? I figure 3 inches because thats the size You could Safely hang Your Keys On. My Wife said around 2″ and I called bullshit. She then pulled the fucking I have One Card and Now its a Monster Clit Standoff. Some shit You just can’t Google. Whoa hot damn they got some serious Variety I like that Wild Boar that’s Wild. BISON! Now I can Eat like a goddamn Cowboy.

Spacedog: I mean isn’t a standard clit at least an Inch? I examined a nice one before but it wasn’t so small I needed a monocle. The most daring I go at shoprite was Venison. so I’m doooooomed I have been avoiding pickup of food for months. So my parents and sister are all like pickup pickup so I finally am tomorrow. In the middle of a Tropical Storm. It’s a bad sign kinda like seeing a gaping hole before you are about to fuck someone. Also how the fuck is it the F storm already? I’ve not been paying attention.

               

Les: Tropical Storm in NJ that’s fucked up all I’m saying is when I lived there We never had a anything close to a Tropical Storm. I though that shit was reserved for fucking Florida and all that shit. We sat through God fucking knows how many Hurricanes living in the Glorified Swamp called Florida. Grades 1 through 3 aren’t so Bad really, but the time We had a Category 4 that shit was fucking Unnerving as hell. It was one of the very few times in My Life I thought I just might Die.

Spacedog: Anyway Jersey now has a “covid controversy”. My mom’s friend’s grandkids baby momma went to Florida and the one chick said she was infected going to work, but the other lady said its not true. I hope the first lady is wrong I like the second lady I’d rather pot brownie Kathy not die LOL

Les; People are such self absorbed assholes. If You went to fucking Florida which is currently a COVID Plagued Swamp in the First Place You’re a fucking Idiot. If You even think that You might be Infected STAY THE FUCK HOME. Period. LONG LIVE POT BROWNIE KATHY! I though NJ was making Everyone Quarantine for 14 Days before being allowed to enter the State. Not sure why the fuck anyone would want to go to NJ for anything is beyond Me. I have a Relative that needs to head back to NJ to check in on a Bunch of Projects and other various bullshit, and While They understand the NJ Quarantine They still Don’t like it. It adds 2 weeks where You can’t do Dick but sit around Your fucking House so it Royally fucks up Their Timeline.

              

Spacedog: This is some self entitled bitch who the minute her kid popped out of her pussy was all like btw I never loved you to the husband I just wanted a kid. Yeah that kind of blows. I hope my old aunt and uncle in Myrtle Beach are okay. Fuck my cousins they are a bunch of trumpers, I’m sure their guns and booze will protect them. At least in NJ she won’t have to be thinking about 2 out of every 10 people she sees have COVID.

Les: What a Cunt and a Perfect Reason NOT to have a fucking Kid. That Kid is gonna have some serious fucking issues with a WHore of a Mom like that. If Your Cousin’s Guns and Booze Don’t Work They can Drink Bleach, Inject Lysol, Shove UV Lights up Their Asses, or They can go the Asshole Evangelical Route and Claim They are Protected from COVID because They are Bathed in the Blood of Christ. Well if COVIDIOTS like Her keeping getting into NJ regardless of the Quarantine Protocol She very well might have to deal with a 2 in 10 Infection Ratio Sooner or Later. Thrupers and Other COVIDIOTS Here are Changing Their Tune BIG TIME, We went from “Fuck Masks” to 95% or Higher Now Wearing Masks. Why You Ask? Its because You can’t Deny or Down Play COVID once the Infection Rate Grows to the Point People and Their Friends, Family, and Co-Workers are Contracting COVID. Ignorance is Bliss Until It’s Obliterated by the Facts/Truth.

           

Spacedog: Yeah once it gets like NY/NJ which it is now most people tend to freak the fuck out especially when they are dead. Why waste a Prayer on the Born Again Bullshitters when you can call bishop chip (Link Enclosed: lutheranorthodoxchurch.org) that would be my cousin. He’s also the one with the corpse bride and the kid with fetal alcohol syndrome. Ok I should stp now LOL. Eh the 4th wife was a keeper. Trump is up to a 67% disapproval rating and not looking good for anything other then him screaming rigged 456.348 billion times between now and January. The .348 is factoring in his mini-strokes.

Les: Goddamn Dead People always Freaking the hell Out the fucking Drama Queen Corpses that They are. Toddler Trumpy is going to Rage Shit His Shorts, 67% disapproval Honestly I thought it be Higher since Trumpy is suck a Fucking Fuck Up Motherfucker. .348 Mini Strokes, That would be Epically Awesome and I hope it would be while He’s on Camera the Obeses Orange Asshole LMFAO!!!

SpaceDog: They actually had 5 minutes trump slurring his words like he’s having a stroke montage on MSNBC early morning. I’m pretty sure they do shit like that purposely to fuck with him cuz they know he’s watching. I wanna start a q-anon rumor that the real purpose of the Lincoln Project is not just to defeat trump, but that they are cloning Lincoln to be a Democrat.

              

Les: That’s fucking Awesome montage and must have been fucking Hilarious. Ah Trumpy You Feeble Minded Mush Mouthed Old Man with the World’s Shittiest Spray Tan. If MSNBC is going all Lincoln Project on Trumpy’s Fragile Ego I would have more Respect for Them thats for Sure.

Spacedog: Oh no it was replayed from the daily show now that I think about it.

Les: YES! I have thought about fucking with the Miniscule Minds of the MAGAssholes Q-Anon Conspiracy cocksuckers too! It must be a fucking sign that We must fuck with Trumpy Supporting Idiotic Assholes.

Spacedog: But yeah every morning Joe Scarborough usually goes to a single camera shot saying “Well Donald…” So trump literally the First Person ever with Dementia where the TV really is Talking to Him.

               

Les: That’s cool I’m a Fan of The Daily Show. HOLY FUCKING SHIT Trumpy’s Dementia and His TV Obsession Collide!!! I can’t stop Laughing! GODDAMN LMFAO!

Spacedog: So I just noticed something about that page of my cousin I sent you. He must be loaded I noticed that he is CEO pf the “Lutheran Orthodox” Church. My cousin invented a church. I may not believe a word he says but that was Genius.

Les: That shows how fucked up things are Today that fucking Church’s have fucking CEOs. Thats basically Admitting Churches are Businesses just like any Other Corrupt Corporation.

           

That’s All For Now Anyways.

Thanks For Reading,

By    Les Sober & Spacedog 

My Decade of Debauchery : The Foreshadowing Preface

After High School I didn’t have a fucking clue what the hell to do. I was young, and hated authority in any form. Needlessly to say I was jobless and had NO DESIRE to ever enter the Workforce. I had no desire to become one of those poor people who waste the prime years of their life at work only to retire and resent it. I drank like a fucking fish while smoking cigarettes excessively from the time I opened my eyes to the time I passed the fuck out. I was on numerous illicit substances usually a combination of several daily morning, noon or night. I was what is referred to as a “Functioning Drug Addict” which simply means I can party my ass off and still function.

I  was EXTREMELY Opinionated and not afraid to state it no matter where or when I had an opinion on every fucking thing there was or is. My Mother I remember took me aside one day and said,”You have to watch your mouth because unless someone REALLY knows you at some point you’ll insult, offend, shock or anger someone, and their going to turn around and punch you in the face.”

I lived at home with my Mother as by then my parents had been divorced for a couple years. I also had the habit off pissing off one of my parents after a few months and then bailing to go live with my other parent. This was great for at one point I was living with my Father in a Dope Apartment in the center of town over a fancy ass restaurant, and was never there because of work and he was dating a good bit ( I met several women who’s names and faces I forget and don’t mind that I’ve forgotten.) So I had the place all to my self I had the entire run of the place. I digress for now that that is a completely different set of Stories all together, and I plan to save for another time.

I also had an extreme impulsive control issues as I had none at the time, with a horrendous temper I inherited from my Father (R.I.P) Whatever I thought to say I said and whatever I thought to do I did immediately without a single thought about any possible consequences. It was also true I had a Knack for getting in trouble, but ultimately I never suffered any serious side effects (Example: Getting Arrested Numerous Times)

I knew I needed cash to fund my” Low Life” life style and feed my various addictions as the grew bigger and badder over time. I was what is referred to by Narcotics Anonymous as a “Garbage Can” meaning we didn’t have one particular drug we craved and indulged in as opposed to others. I did them them all. I did whatever I could get my deviant hands on because my true drug was MORE. I never cared what it was just give me MORE AND MORE, but I”ll never be satisfied. I did Cocaine (I snorted and injected it), Smoked Crack, Shot/ snorted Heroin, Dropped Acid (Paper or Liquid), Ate Ecstasy and MDMA, Crystal Meth, Peyote, Micro Dots, PCP, and the some pills such as Vicodin, Xanax, Valium, but thank fuck I got out of the drug game before Pain Pills became EXTREMELY POTENT and READILY AVAILABLE. The one addiction I’m glad I narrowly avoided is/was gambling as I’m positive I suck at it from the get go, and would have lost even more shit in my life than I did with the Drink and Drugs.

I don’t include Marijuana because I don’t consider it a drug and remain a daily smoker.

With no prospects for a future outside of our shitty little town that we both despised with people we fucking hated Armenian and I decided to Sell Drugs. I don’t personally consider Marijuana to be a drug, but unfortunately the DEA decides these matters. With that said we dealt mainly in Pot, LSD and PCP. If we didn’t have what you wanted at the time we knew where to get it. This lead to a  good bit of middle man work done on our part and of course charge a finders fee which could be paid in cash or stash we weren’t picky per say.

Now the Armenian was dating this girl E which meant it wasn’t just me and Armenian it was a goddamn package deal. On top of that bullshit we found out an acquaintance of ours named Guru who happened to be selling the same shit in the same area. Armenian and I decided joining forces was better than fighting for turf and customers, yet E was highly opposed to the idea and protested loudly. In spite of her opinion Armenian and I proposed to Guru our merger idea and we partnered up.

Thats Enough of That Now with More to Come.

Les Sober