Welcome to FYB’s Fucked Up Friday Film is Proud to Present TROMA ENTERTAINMENT’s 1999 Horror Comedy Cult Classic the One and Only “TERROR FIRMER!!!
Terror Firmer is Directed by Independent Film Icon, and Troma Co-Founder Lloyd Kaufman. The Movie features several Direct References to Previous Troma Movies such as THE TOXIC AVEGER, and Includes Infamously Famous Troma Props like the “Penis Monster” from Troma’s Movie “TROMEO AND JULIET”. Terror Firmer is Loosely Based on James Gunn (who is one of Troma’s few Actual Employees and Writers of Terror Firmer) and Lloyd Kauffman’s Book Titled: All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger.
Brief Plot Summery: Terror Firmer is the Story of a Low-Budget Film Crew in New York, led by Their Insane and Egotistical BLIND Director Larry Benjamin (Played by Lloyd Kauffman Himself) , who is Trying to Create a Cinematic Masterpiece. In Addition to the Typical Trials, Tribulations, and Travails of working on a Troma Set, the Crew Members are being MURDERED by a SEXUALLY CONFLICTED HOMICIDAL SERIAL KILLER!
Terror Firmer Centers Mainly on Production Assistant Jennifer, who Struggles to do Her Job while trying to Decide between the Two Men in Her Life; the Strait Laced Boom Operator Casey, and the Rebellious Special Effects Operator Jerry. The Love Triangle Intensifies as the DEAD BODIES START TO MOUNT with Increasing BRUTALITY! The Entire Film Crew must Band Together (both Physically and Sexually) Against the Mortal Threat in Their Midst in this Movie within a Movie. Enjoy.
[NOTE To The Viewer: We were Only Able to Locate Two Free Copies of Terror Firmer the First of Which was Completely CENSORED. Cencorship is fucking UnAmerican, and Something Troma has Stood Against for Decades. The Version of Terror Firmer Featured here is the Second Free (and UNCENSORED Version of the Film) which unfortunately comes with Annoyingly Extraneous Sub Titles Which You’ll have to Turn Off Manually.]
We Hope You Enjoyed this Tale of Troma and The Psychotic Transexual as Much as We Did.
Thanks for Watching,
Presented by Les Sober