Elons Blue Check Mark

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring ELON BLUE CHECK MARK by the One and Only MeatCanyon.  MeatCanyon’s real name is Hunter August Hancock better know by His online user name MeatCanyon. Hancock is an American Youtuber, Animator, Voice Actor, Comedian, Writer, and Director who makes Parody Animations of Popular Characters (say Sponge Bob for instance). Some viewers of MeatCanyon’s Animations  have been Described them in just One Single Word “Horrifying”. A common on going gag in Hancock’s video’s is that Something Normal or Mundane gets You Killed or Possible Worse.

Not Just that We Also fucking Hate Absolute Idiot and Overrated Asshole Elon Musk and with Good fucking Reasons. First Off Elon isn’t a Self Made Billionaire like Steve Jobs for Example since Asshole Elon’s Parents are Wealthy as Fuck. Point being Elon is an Impulsive, Immature, Egotistical, Ignorant, and Stubborn Trust Fund Brat.  Asshole Elon hasn’t Worked for Anything Ever in His Pampered Life. The Only reason He was able to Achieve Anything such as Starting Tesla was because Mommy and Daddy would Provide Him Excessive Financial Assistance (aka They Bank Rolled Moronic Musk’s Shit) it’s All been Handed to Him on a fucking Silver Spoon Courtesy of Mommy and Daddy. Bottomline here is Moronic Musk was/is a Bratty Billionaire’s Son who got Bored one Day and Decide to Play Businessman.

Now Don’t get Us Wrong Tesla Cars are fucking Fantastic, but that Doesn’t mean the Company is Successful (Tesla has Teetered on the Verge of Bankruptcy Numerous Times over the Years) Nor Does it Insure the Person Running it isn’t a Total Bonafide Fuck Up or Outrageous Asshole. The Problem with Tesla as Most are Aware is in Their Elaborate Overkill when it comes to Assembly. For Example the Average Car, Truck or SUV have Wheel Wells that consist of One Piece of Manufactured Plastic Tesla’s Wheel Well’s consist of 37 Different fucking Parts. Again that Sounds Cool and looks Alright on Paper, but this is Real fucking Life and that Overly Elaborate Assembly Model Doesn’t fucking Cut it.

The Point being it takes TOO fucking Long to Complete a Tesla since a Automated Robotic Assembly Line is Out of the Question. Again this is because Teslas are to Intensive an Assembly for a Robot to Accomplish. And Obviously People work WAY fucking Slower since Robots Don’t Need Pay Checks, Time Off, Go on Strike, take Sick Days, take Vacation Time, need/have 401 ks, to Eat, to Sleep, take Bathroom Breaks, and Doesn’t have Other Responsibilities (like Kids for Example) or make Problems.

As fucking far as Tesla is Concerned the Last Point We would like to make People Run Out of Patience, Especially Wealthy Motherfuckers, So Who the fuck wants to Pay $120,000 Plus in Full (Fuck that Bullshit Tesla Equivalent to an Economy Version that’s Not Incentive its a fucking Insult) for a Car and have to Wait Currently 2 1/2 fucking YEARS before You get it?! No One or No One in the End that’s fucking Who.

Asshole Elon is a Shit so called Businessman and the Reason Tesla faces Possible Bankruptcy from Time to Time is Elon’s Fortune is due to His Tesla Stock. Now Any Financial Profession will tell You that is Dumb as Fuck to Do. You should NEVER Leverage the Stock from Your Main/Parent Company for a New Venture or Investment. This is because if the New Company sucks ass and Goes Under Your Loss can Cripple or Kill Your Main/Parent Business. Asshole Elon is Currently Dealing with this Dilemma since that’s Exactly what the fuck He did to Buy Twitter and Proves Once again He isn’t a Genius Business Man But Rather . Plus He took Out a $12.5 Billion Loan because (in spite of All His Bragging) He Didn’t Actually have All the Cash Required for His/The Purchase of Twitter.

Moronic Musk’s TOTALLY BOTCHED Acquisition of Twitter is a PRIME fucking Example of how Self Described Business Expert Asshole Elon is in Fact a Complete fucking Ignorant Idiot. The Main Body of Proof Lies in the Contract Moronic Musk Signed Pertaining to His Purchasing of Twitter. Asshole Elon’s First fucking Mistake was when in a Televised Interview He was asked BASIC GENERAL INFORMATION Questions about His Purchasing Twitter and Couldn’t Answer a Single fucking One. Moronic Musk then Justified His Utter Ignorance by Admitting He Didn’t Actually Know the Details since He really Didn’t Pay Attention. So for Starters Asshole Elon’s People agreed to a $1 Billion Penalty if for Any Reason Moronic Musk Pulled Out of the Deal.

Obviously after Asshole Elon Didn’t want to Pay the Penalty He just wanted Out of the Deal for Unspecified Reasons. Thus Asshole Elon Spent 2 Weeks Shooting His Mouth Off Bragging Non Stop about Him Buying Twitter, and then Spent 6 weeks or So Battling in Court to get Out of the Purchase and Accompanying Penalty. Not Only Did Moronic Musk Fail MISERABLY to Avoid having to Pay the Penalty, BUT there was Something FAR More Significant and Relative Part of the Contract No One Really Talked about. You see Not Only did Twitter have a $1 Billion Penalty for Backing Out They also made Sure They had the Ability to FORCE THE SALE. Force the Sale means Exactly That Twitter had the Ability to FORCE Elon to Go Through with the Sale/Deal and That’s Exactly What They Did. What was fucking Pathetic as fuck was How Bitch Ass Asshole Elon Shut the Fuck Up for a Week and then Came Back all Nonchalant stating He was Buying Twitter like None of the Previous Bullshit had Happened. Unfortunately for Asshole Elon it Didn’t End there Oh No He went on to make a Bigger fucking Ass Out of Himself (Just Reaffirming He has NO FUCKING CLUE about Business).

In the Interest of Wrapping this Up and Getting to the Video this Last Part will be in the Form of Bullet Points Pertaining to Asshole Elon and Twitter since He Purchased it (and Started Running it into the Ground at Incredible Speed).

  • Elon first and Foremost is a Free Speech Hypocrite. By that We mean He claims to High fucking Heaven He is all for and about Free Speech, BUT if Anyone Criticizes Him or and of His Companies He Terminates Their Account.
  • Elon was Arrogant as Fuck and like Putin with Ukraine Moronic Musk Thought that He’d Stroll in, Take Control, and Live Happily Ever fucking After, AND LIKE PUTIN HE WAS WAY FUCKING WRONG. This is Due to the Fact Elon likes the Attention and Not Actually Working so He by Pawns  off on His Financial/Legal Team(s) and is Personally a Business Retard.
  • Asshole Elon due to His Shitty Subpar Business Practices Elon has Lost 50% of Twitters Advertisers.
  • Also Due to being a Business Practices Elon has Alienated a Large Portion of Twitter’s User Base Who are Leaving Twitter for Other Social Media Platform like the Up and Coming Mastodon.
  • Idiot Elon Also in His First fucking Week Fires HALF OF THE TWITTER Staff in Mass Layoffs. Who the fuck does Dumbfuck shit like that, No Seriously what fucking Imbecile Buys Company and Promptly Fires 50% of the Employees?!

  • After Firing Half the Staff Moronic Musk realizes His Colossal fuck Up and then does a 180 and Begs the Employees He just Cold Heartedly Fired to Please take Their Jobs Back. If that’s Not fucking Pathetic We Don;’t Know what is.
  • Assclown Elon was so DESPERATE to make Money He allowed ANYONE willing to Pay a Measly $8 a Month to have a Blue Verification Check Mark. The Whole fucking Point of the Blue Check Marks was to Verify REAL USER ACCOUNTS to Avoid Fraud and Impersonation of Any Kind. So this Stupid Policy Change Backfired IMMEDIATELY as People used the New System to Impersonate All kinds of People/Companies wreaking Havoc on the Platform. BUT Greed Imbecile Elon is still Sticking with His Asinine Idea.
  • Currently Idiot Elon is Picking a Fight with Apple since Apple was one of the Major Advisers to Pull Their Advertising from Twitter when Asshat Elon took Over. Instead of Trying to Schmooze Apple back to the Table Asshole Elon starts Talking Shit Over and Over on Social Media about Apple pulling its Advertising. So Again We ask What Kind of Absolute Idiotic Asshole who wants a Companies Advertising Dollars INSULTS THEM ON SOCIAL MEDIA, Assfuck Elon that’s Who. So Apple fired Back Reminding Moronic Musk that They had the Power to Pull the Twitter App from it’s App Store which would put a SERIOUS Hurting on Twitter

So in Summation People are Feeble Minded Fools so it’s Really Not so Surprising  how Asshole Elon has Scammed People into Believing He is a Genius and Brilliant Businessman. They Bought into Asshat Elon’s Self Promotional Horseshit about Standing with the Common Man, and All that Bullshit Moronic Musk is Constantly Babbling  About. Assbag Elon is in Reality Nothing fucking Special. He Didn’t Pay His Dues with Hard Work, Determination, and Intestinal Fortitude He just asked His Daddy for a fucking Handout.  Also Asshole Elon Doesn’t Know Jack fucking Shit about Business the People that Work for Him Allegedly do. We say Allegedly because Obviously His Lawyers are Pure fucking shit. Really look How Anus Lick Elon’s Legal Team fucked up the Twitter Contract Which Ultimately fucked Anus Elon by Twitter being able to Force the Deal to go Through.

Assuck Elon isn’t on the Same Level as Bill Gates or Steve Jobs, No He is on the Same Level as Paris Hilton or Brooke Hogan. Idiot Elon is a Complete fucking Fraud He’s just Another Billionaire’s Dumbfuck Kid Acting Out His Fantasies on His Parents Dime. The Only fucking Place on the  Entire fucking Planet that Asshole Elon is a Legend is in His Own fucking Mind.

Also We Enjoy this MeatCanyon Cartoon because of its Nod to the 1986 Remake by David Cronenberg of the Sci Fo Horror Movie THE FLY .

 

 

It is What it Is,

 Presented By Les Sober

Life Imitates Art as Art Imitates Life part 2: Mr. Brainwash, Banksy, and Authentic Art

For those of you just tuning in this is part two of a piece I’m writing expressing my feelings on the subject of Actual Artist with Original ideas/concepts versus Greedy Talentless Lame Copy Cat Hacks. It goes without saying that wherever their is a Successful Artist with Original Ideas and Creative Concepts there will be a small army of wannabe’s and knock off’s trying to make money from SOMEONE ELSES Intellectual Property.

I have nothing but respect for Original Artists, and Their work even if I personally don’t like it. I believe in giving credit whenever and wherever its due.

Now for the talentless twats that swarm around Original Artists leeching off Their Creativity by either riding on their coat tails, jumping on the TREND(Y) Bandwagon or most of all their trying to Capitalize in any way they can out/off of it. They’re either trying to emulate and imitate the original idea and Art. Either that or Their trying Steal it some how for personal profit in a Pompously Presumptuous Gallery (to a bunch of Wealthy Elite Art Collecting ASSHOLES) or hawk it Online like some sort of Digital Asshole.

My point/argument continues here after stating in the prior post that Tesla was a Lone Genius, and Edison was a Con artist who got famous of his employee’s ideas/inventions. That was the History Portion, And now for the repeating part.

(Just a reminder I am recounting/retelling a EXTREMELY CONDENSED VERSION to save time by sticking as close as I can to my point. I fully encourage Reader’s to watch the Documentary Film “Exist Through The Gift Shop” which provides an in-depth and detailed look at all of the information on the subject of the personal history between Mr. Brainwash and Banksy. I would also at this time like to also recommend the Documentary “Banksy Does New York” for a most informative look into His Work and Personal Philosophies) Bottomline I’m not a Biographer.

Its truly have to give an immense deal of credit to Banksy who got his start on the Street of London, who’s work now has appeared on the streets of various countries around the globe, who’s work has been hang shied by Wealthy Gallery Owners and the like, and the Unscrupulous acquisitions of pieces of Banksy’s Artwork stolen strait off of the streets themselves, has had his work Valued from Hundreds of Thousands to a Million Plus, and yet no one knows anything personal details about Him. Banksy has become notorious for vehemently protecting his true Identity and to His credit its worked amazingly, in fact its worked perfectly. This is all anyone knows of Banksy in the Public Forum that He is Male, White, From England, and is the biggest name in Street Art/ Graffiti the world has know at this point.

Yet the popular misconception is because Banksy’s art sells for such massive amounts of money that he is insanely rich and has tons of cash coming in on a daily basis. A few reason for this are He has to compensate  His Team comprised only of the most trusted inner circle, Pay out a exorbitant amount of money in the quest to stay Anonymous, Travel, Supplies, He donates a good bit of money from selling some of his work to Charities (such as House The Homeless in NYC for example), and the simple fact that His work that is stolen off the Streets, and sold in High End Art Galleries which Banksy has absolutely nothing to do with thus he doesn’t make a dime. Banksy has stated his Art is for Everyone to enjoy and harshly condemned those who seek to confiscate his work and sell it in a high end gallery for personal profit. In fact Banksy shuns the Classic Art world for being more about being pretentious than about the actual Art.

Now while like Tesla(who had several assistants through out his career) Banksy has come to rely on the help of a few other people to help achieve his Artistic Goals/Ideas/Artistic Concepts are Banksy’s and Banksy’s alone. Point being Banksy’s crew work WITH HIM, NOT FOR HIM.

Bansky is known for the Social/Politically driven Art Work that provokes deeper thought when it comes to social ills or political plight. His work can be ironic, mocking, Anti-Authoritarian, but its all meant to promote understanding and peace among all of Humanity. His unofficial mascot seems to be the Rat which reappears frequently in Banksy’s Art. Later on in his career Banksy started to produce Art Installations (such as a blissful paradise housed in a dirty beat up Box Truck that drives around stopping periodically, and Video Pieces. Banksy has embraced Social Media/ Internet where he has a very forward, direct, and honest website (Bnaksy also has a Instagram and Twitter accounts.  Banksy is not just Original he’s insanely intelligent, beyond talented, Humble, Secretive, and Though Provoking Artist.

Meanwhile as far as Mr. Brainwash is concerned…….

I guess for sake of argument I’ll start at the beginning. Before He became Mr. Brainwash He was a regular guy named Thierry (Pronounced Terry) Guetta who had a serious camera OBC. Simply Thierry’s Mother died when he was 7, and this dramatic tragedy created Thierry’s life long obsession of Video Taping every single waking moment.

Thierry’s cousin was an up and coming Graffiti Artist in the Blossoming new world of Street Art who goes by Space Invader. Thierry started to follow and film Space Invader everywhere documenting his work along the way. Thierry ended up utterly in love with the up and coming graffiti Artists, and started following, assisting, and Filming them constantly.

In a once in a life time chance ( I mean its like winning the Lottery and then being struck by lighting.) Thierry’s cousin was hosting non other than the infamous Banksy who had already made a name for Himself. Thierry was allowed into Banksy’s inner circle even visiting the Illusive Artists Studio (Banksy’s Team found it odd and were very weary of Theirry). Thierry started going out at night with Banksy acting as a look out or extra pair of hands as Banksy put up new work.

A little later on the various Graffiti Artist drew Thierry’s non stop filming of them and their activities into question. The question was why the fuck was Thierry filming Them in the first place? Thierry had had NO PLAN for the endless hours of footage he had shot, and currently was shooting. So being rather put on the spot Thierry announced He was filming because he was making a Documentary on The Various Artists, and the birth of the Street Art fascination that was inadvertently legitimizing Graffiti as in fact Art.

Now thats all good and fine its what ended up happening next that pisses me off.

Banksy finally called Thierry out, and told him now was the time to release His Documentay because it was the essential backstory to the newly dubbed Street Art World. Thierry went to work sifting through countless bins of material as he worked feverishly to complete his so called Documentary. The Documentary was anything but. It was 90 minutes of seizure inducing, eye bleeding bullshit. It was just random images thrown together in a Manic Manner so it appeared like a 90 minute music video that escaped from MTV in the 1980’s and went absolutely insane.

Seeing the Documentary was a complete and utter failure Banksy formulated a plan to salvage the project. As Theirry idolized Banksy to the umpteenth degree Banksy got Thierry to let him borrow all of his footage. Banksy then recommended that Thierry head home, create some Art, and perhaps have a little show. Thierry took this to heart as an official mission assigned Him personally by His Idol Banksy.

Now while wasting time, content, and miles of Video Tape is a real shitty thing, and fucking up a project happens so while I’m pissed at this point in the story, the following part is what truly Enrages Me to NO END.

Thierry went home and the first fucking thing he does is rent a MASSIVE 5 story fucking warehouse for his upcoming show. Then Thierry (who accept for a few sporadic pieces (a picture of Him holding a camera) had never been an actual Graffiti Artist. Thierry then hires a legion of Millennial Graphic Artists to crank out REALLY CLICHE CRAP thats BLATANTLY a LAME attempt to IMITATE Banksy. Thierry has NO ACTUAL ARTISTIC CREATIVITY, TALENT OR SKILL.

Then Thierry gave him self the Moniker of Mr. Brainwash, and started to promote Himself and His upcoming show as if He was a legitimate long time, well know, and respected Graffiti Artist who was friends with all the Other now Big Name Graffiti Artists, and that He had the distinct honor in personally knowing Banksy. He used Banksy and Other Big Artists  to shamelessly Self Promote Himself FALSELY.

At this point Graffiti had been rebranded as Street Art as it had become popular in the Allegedly Fine Art World. And because of its new found trendiness provided the key to Thierry’s unwarranted success. Every Hipster, Trend Chaser, Pretentious Assholes, Fine Art Dealer, and Exclusive Art Gallery Owner wanted a piece of the Street Art Pie because by now Banksy Works had sold for up to and over a million dollars (which only serves to encourage unscrupulous Thieves) BOTTOM LINE Every Sucker and Presumptuous Asshole bought Thierry’s bullshit credentials and so called Street Credit hook, line, and fucking sinker.

In the end Thierry filled the gigantic rented warehouse with tons of Pathetic Graffiti Knock Off Bullshit Pieces conceived and done by one of his HIRED underlings, and presented them all as His own. Thierry fit right into the fake ass kissing world of Fine Art, Thierry could bullshit his ass off as Elitist Idiots ate it up ravenously like rabid Lemmings.

 

THE POINT OF THIS 2 PART POST is as follows.

There Unintelligent and Untalented ASSHOLES like Thomas Edison and Thierry aka Mr. Brainwash in the World that like so many other Con Artists STEAL other’s Intellectual Property, and then have the balls to claim it as Their own. THAT IS HORSE SHIT. Those people are fucking bottom dwelling leeches that act like Brainless Parasites feeding off Other’s Originality for their own fame/fortune.

Fuck Trends, Fuck Hipsters, Fuck Art Thieves, Fuck High End Art Galleries, Fuck Fine Art Dealers, Fuck Fakes, Fuck Wannabes, Fuck Mr. Brainwash, Fuck Edison, Fuck Scam Artists, Fuck Con Men, Fuck Unoriginality, Fuck Cliches, and Fuck the Fine Art Assholes.

Thanks for Reading,

Les Sober