With all of the Chaotic Bullshit in the Mass Media and Social Media with Lies, Misinformation, and just Plain Fake News getting Accurate Information has become Increasingly Hard to Find.
So We decided Everyone needed a Break from the Psychotic News Cycle, and Here is Some News We All Can Enjoy. This is The News Hasn’t Happened Yet #3: UP by One of Our Absolute Favorite Animators of All Time Mr. David Firth.
For those of You Who do Not Know or May Not Be Aware David Firth is an English Animator, Director, Writer, Musician, Actor, Voice Actor, Video Artist, and Broadcaster of Whom We are a Big Fan of Here at FYB. Several of Firth’s works in Flash Animation, along with Multiple Music Videos and Works of Video Art, have Garnered a Large Followings.
Enjoy.
David Firth in His Own Words:
“Trying to make sense of the news. Hello my name is David Firth The news won’t happen. The rotting newscorpse. We make the news. he news exploded. Big bits in a bag of newspiss. Bits of buggery newsy shit that nobody news about. When no one news. No one could nevernews spilling the news it’s a factbomb or truthbomb not lying news newsergate newsbomb often called the dogsmack news witnessing the great news crash clickbait cracknews makes a stink news from the dogpipe. Nothing is happening anywhere ever. There is no news. The news hasn’t happened yet. The news didn’t happen, did it? The news won’t happen, but you’ll forget about old news that never happened as the promise of new news will replace it. Exploding newspiss. This was just my thought process for the title. I thought I’d leave it here. Otherwise it’s just a hidden compost heap in a file on my PC that will never again be accessed.” -David Firth-
The News Hasn’t Happened Yet #3 : UP Headlines:
- The Debate Over if a Pigeon Flew into the International Space Station.
- Experts Claim Everything is Perfect.
- 3 New Brand New Species of Bird Found on The Moon!
- Does the Moon in fact Even Exist, and if Not What about the Birds?
- Are Birds just Tiny Dragons?
- Is Life actual an Illusion?
- Inter-dimensional Space Rabbits!
- UP gets Banned!
- Is Space a Hoax?
- The Dispute over the Existence of the International Space Station.
- Are People Being Brainwashed?
- Space Lizards!
- What exactly is UP?
- Are People Happier or more Depressed than Before?
- Where Can We Find Space?
Enjoy. (Music By Locust Toy Box)
Thanks For Watching,
Presented By Les Sober 
