Tag: the unknown

WTF Am I Watching: My Sister

Well another Wednesday is upon us and today’s post MY SISTER is a true fucking internet oddity unto itself. There was NO INFORMATION provided so without a fucking crumb of context MY SISTER just kept getting fucking odder by the minute. To put it simply I was not even anywhere close to fucking prepared to research this shit.

I hit up the usual platforms like Youtube (including the fucking comment section) and Reddit but I found jack diddly shit. So I went a little farther and checked 4Chan which was big for me because I personally fucking think 4 Chan is a fucking cyber shithole. Anyway the 4Chan sacrifice I made turned up dick.

WHERE DID THIS FUCKING VIDEO COME FROM, WHO MADE IT, AND WHY THE FUCK DID THEY?

The first fact I found was basic as fuck and was MY SISTER was uploaded in May 2011 on an Old Youtube Channel called Raider Dawg. The fucked up thing is MY SISTER stuck out like a sore fucking thumb because all the other content on Raider Dawg was purely either gamer shit or straight up trolling shit. To sum it up outside of MY SISTER Raider Dawg’s content was just a bunch of fucking immature fucking punk ass bullshit.

Bottomline here is shit didn’t add up.

                        

Well it turned out that Raider Dawg wasn’t the channel’s original name was DeeznutsFYC  until the name switch sometime in 2014. Since Raider Dawg apparently appeared to be a gaming enthusiast who wasn’t above fucking trolling someone told me to check something called LurkerFAQS. If you don’t know (and I didn’t either until this fucking post) is a ongoing continuous archive of posts from the GameFAQS message board.

So I started doing my own math and since the MY SISTER was originally posted in 2011 it made sense to me to search around using Raider Dawg’s old name DeeznutsFYC. What I found was that DeeznutsFYC posted 3 separate posts over the course of a year (2011-2012) about MY SISTER. I also noticed that he bumped the MY SISTER video several times which essentially means the old shit gets reposted at the top on the list. As you can imagine DeeznutsFYC was ask REPEATEDLY NUMEROUS TIMES about the Video and responded like a real fucking douchbag about it divulging nothing at all about the video.

                      

The trail ended there so it was time to ask the usual questions like:

  • Is this a prank?
  • Is it a performance art piece?
  • Is it the work of a mentally disturbed individual?
  • Is this a gorilla promotion for a video game or movie?
  • Is this a promotional video since there is a fetish where people like to dress up like dolls and use high end silicone masks (since this fetish mainly applies to men who assume female form when “all dolled up”)?

Honestly this time around I don’t think any of those apply. The one hypothesis that I think honestly the most logical I have heard is that DeeznutsFYC/Raider Dawg created it, but it didn’t get the attention he wanted. So he resorted to posting the video several times while periodically bumping it to gain exposure by keeping it relevant to some fucking degree. Just like with his Youtube gaming channel the video MY SISTER posted on a gaming message board seems completely fucking out of place.

                      

Now considering Deeznuts/Raider Dawg is obviously a gamer it sort of makes sense in the oddest fucking way that a gamer who created a video to freak people out (and failed to do so) on Youtube would post his creation on gaming message boards. This would not only serve to generate attention for MY SISTER, but it served as a way to get people from the gaming message boards to check out his gaming channel.

Anyway you fucking slice it this unsettlingly unnatural video is a fucking classic insane oddity, and who’s origins/creator/purpose will remain a fucking mystery from now until the fucking end of time.

See you when I see you,

  Justine Sane

Questions The Allude Answers #4: 01101101 01110101 0110010

Alright Readers We are Seriously taking this Shit Up a Few Notches in The Bizarre and Disturbing Categories. From Singing Robots to RayRays gone Rouge FYB Now Presents    “THE PLAUGE DOCTOR”!!!

First Off Nothing is Known about Who or Whom in fact made this Video or Why. The Video has been Worked Over by Fans, Skeptics, Critics, The Curious, and The Tech Community Extensively. And while Several Secrets have been Discovered within The Video Still No One is Any Closer to Decoding its Meaning and Purpose.

A Fun Historical Fact about Plague Doctors: Plague Doctors wore what were effectively the earliest version of a Gas Mask. They did so because even though Medival Medicine was quite crude They Medical Community was Learning about Infection. That is to say They were studying How Illnesses were transmitted between Patients/People. And at the time of the Black Plague They had realized the Illnesses could some how be transmitted via the Air.

       

So Plague Doctors wore these Masks that covered Their entire Face, which allowed Them to see through Goggles built into the Mask itself. The most notable and noticeable thing about these Plague Masks was that they Protruded out into what looks like a Large Beak. The Beak was packed with Popery, Fresh Flowers or Strips of Cloth Sprayed Down with Perfume.

This was Due to a Few Factors about the Black Plague the First and Foremost being that it Killed 2/3 of Europe so The Stench of Death and Decomposition was Over Powering .People were simply Dying Faster than They could Be Buried. The Land was Literally Littered with Decaying Corpses.

The Second contributing Factor was the Patients Afflicted with the Black Plague Stunk to High Heaven. Remember there was No Sewage or Plumbing so Patients became Decrepit, and would End up Pissing and Shitting Themselves Not to Mention Vomit as Well. Not only that But Victims of the Black Plague had Festering, Infected, Septic Open Sores that wreaked of Gangrene and Rotting Flesh. It was a Bad time to have a Good Sense of Smell thats for Sure.

       

Anyway Back to The Subject at Hand.

The Actual Official Title of the Video is Written in Binary Code and is as Follows: 01101101 o111o1o1 o11oo1o

The Video was sent to Swedish Tech Blog GadgetZZ in a DVD.

A Description of the Video was Included which is also Written in Binary Code that Translates to “You Have 1 Year or Less.”

GadgetZZ Claims to have received the DVD in the Mail, BUT the Video itself had First Appeared on the “Paranormal” Board of 4Chan much earlier on.

The Plague Doctor appears to use a Hidden light concealed in one of Their Hands to Create a Morse Code Message that Spells Out REDLIPSLIKETENTH.

REDLIPSLIKETENTH is Thought by Some to be an Anagram for “Kill The President” (Who was Obama at the time the Video Appeared.)

Also Hidden in the Video are the Exact Geographical Coordinates for The White House.

The Anonymous User who Posted the Video on 4Chan claims that He just happened to Find a Unlabeled Copy on a Park Bench.

There are Several Other Cryptographic clues that can be found through out the entire Video, Some only Lasting a Single Frame.

The Audio accompanying the Video seems to be White Noise, BUT Online Decoders claim that when the Audio Represented Visually it Reveals Even More Additional Clues Hidden Within.

        

A Spectrogram (a Visual Representation of a Audio Frequencies) Reveals an Image of a Woman being Tied Up or Possibly even Tortured accompanied by the Grimly Ominous Message “You Are Already Dead.

Another Spectrogram Reveals the Image of a Human Skull.

Other Hidden Clues in the Video have yet to be Decoded, including the Plague Doctor’s Bizarre Body Movement.

NOW oh Course The Skeptical Naysayers dismiss The Plague Doctor Video as an Elaborate Performance Art Piece by Some Artist since the Video has a Artistic Qualities/Characteristics. Others blow it off claiming its  an Advertising/Marketing Campaign for a New Video Game or Upcoming Movie. Thats because Spectrograms have in fact been Used in Viral Ads for Games, Movies, and Music.

       

NOTE: You Will Want to Lower the Volume on Whatever Device You’re Using or Just Mute the fucker since the Soundtrack is ABRASIVE.

And Again Enjoy.

  Presented By Les Sober