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WTF Am I Watching: My Sister

Well another Wednesday is upon us and today’s post MY SISTER is a true fucking internet oddity unto itself. There was NO INFORMATION provided so without a fucking crumb of context MY SISTER just kept getting fucking odder by the minute. To put it simply I was not even anywhere close to fucking prepared to research this shit.

I hit up the usual platforms like Youtube (including the fucking comment section) and Reddit but I found jack diddly shit. So I went a little farther and checked 4Chan which was big for me because I personally fucking think 4 Chan is a fucking cyber shithole. Anyway the 4Chan sacrifice I made turned up dick.

WHERE DID THIS FUCKING VIDEO COME FROM, WHO MADE IT, AND WHY THE FUCK DID THEY?

The first fact I found was basic as fuck and was MY SISTER was uploaded in May 2011 on an Old Youtube Channel called Raider Dawg. The fucked up thing is MY SISTER stuck out like a sore fucking thumb because all the other content on Raider Dawg was purely either gamer shit or straight up trolling shit. To sum it up outside of MY SISTER Raider Dawg’s content was just a bunch of fucking immature fucking punk ass bullshit.

Bottomline here is shit didn’t add up.

Well it turned out that Raider Dawg wasn’t the channel’s original name was DeeznutsFYC until the name switch sometime in 2014. Since Raider Dawg apparently appeared to be a gaming enthusiast who wasn’t above fucking trolling someone told me to check something called LurkerFAQS. If you don’t know (and I didn’t either until this fucking post) is a ongoing continuous archive of posts from the GameFAQS message board.

So I started doing my own math and since the MY SISTER was originally posted in 2011 it made sense to me to search around using Raider Dawg’s old name DeeznutsFYC. What I found was that DeeznutsFYC posted 3 separate posts over the course of a year (2011-2012) about MY SISTER. I also noticed that he bumped the MY SISTER video several times which essentially means the old shit gets reposted at the top on the list. As you can imagine DeeznutsFYC was ask REPEATEDLY NUMEROUS TIMES about the Video and responded like a real fucking douchbag about it divulging nothing at all about the video.

The trail ended there so it was time to ask the usual questions like:

Is this a prank?
Is it a performance art piece?
Is it the work of a mentally disturbed individual?
Is this a gorilla promotion for a video game or movie?
Is this a promotional video since there is a fetish where people like to dress up like dolls and use high end silicone masks (since this fetish mainly applies to men who assume female form when “all dolled up”)?

Honestly this time around I don’t think any of those apply. The one hypothesis that I think honestly the most logical I have heard is that DeeznutsFYC/Raider Dawg created it, but it didn’t get the attention he wanted. So he resorted to posting the video several times while periodically bumping it to gain exposure by keeping it relevant to some fucking degree. Just like with his Youtube gaming channel the video MY SISTER posted on a gaming message board seems completely fucking out of place.

Now considering Deeznuts/Raider Dawg is obviously a gamer it sort of makes sense in the oddest fucking way that a gamer who created a video to freak people out (and failed to do so) on Youtube would post his creation on gaming message boards. This would not only serve to generate attention for MY SISTER, but it served as a way to get people from the gaming message boards to check out his gaming channel.

Anyway you fucking slice it this unsettlingly unnatural video is a fucking classic insane oddity, and who’s origins/creator/purpose will remain a fucking mystery from now until the fucking end of time.

See you when I see you,

Justine Sane

Yokai Bob The Builder

Welcome to Yet Another FYB Monday Post featuring Yokai Bob The Builder by MeatCanyon. It occurred to Me that We have Used Several of MeatCanyon’s Works Particularly on Mondays for the Last Few Weeks Creating an Unofficial MeatCanyon Monday Situation. Mondays fucking Suck so MeatCanyon’s Odd Ball Alternative Comedy just seems to be Great at Combating Monday Melodrama. With that Said this Week We are Showcasing some of MeatCanyon’s Darker Work this Time Around. Whats Uniquely Different About this Certain MeatCanyon Animation is its in Japanese with English Subtitles. Yokai has the definite Presents Itself as a Cautionary Tale Crossed with a Moral Fable with a Very Folklore Feel.

MeatCanyon’s real name is Hunter August Hancock better know by His Online User Name MeatCanyon. Hancock is an American Youtuber, Animator, Voice Actor, Comedian, Writer, and Director who makes Parody Animations of Popular Characters (say Sponge Bob for instance). Some Viewers of MeatCanyon’s Animations have Described Them in just one Single Word “Horrifying”. A Common on going gag in Hancock’s Video’s is that something Normal or Mundane gets You killed or Possible Worse.

Synopsis:

Young Asian Couple is eating dinner at home when a Hideous Troll like Gnome Appears out of the blue asking “Can we fix it?” The Sight of this Ghoulish Gnome Terrifies the Young Couple, but Alas the Ghastly Gnome Kidnaps Wife. Man Obviously Panics and Demands that the Gruesome Gnome return His Wife to Him. Unfortunately the Ungodly Gnome Tells the Husband matter of Factly that “You can’t fix this.” before Disappearing into the Night. Will The Poor Man ever Cross Paths with the Godless Gnome Again, and be Provided the Opportunity to have His Beloved Wife Returned to Him? Watch and See.

Enjoy.

Thanks For Watching,

Presented By Les Sober

Chief Editor Les Sobers Successful 48hr. Facebook Indie Promo Ends Up Banned.

First and foremost Spacedog and I would like to apologize to our readers, friends, family, fans and supporters. We were mending our ways and trying to post articles at a more respectable pace, and we were well on our way. We assure you things at f-yourblog.com are back on track and the improvements will continue.

We at f-yourblog.com sacrifice our beer money to keep the lights on because we are that dedicated to this project. See f-yourblog.com operates a minuscule micro budget we can not afford the exorbitant fees’s (Highway robbery is more like it) charged by Professional Internet Blog Promotions Manager.

So just like so many other great companies such as Troma Entertainment (Troma has been making some of the greatest independent films on their own terms for 42 years) and Extreme Championship Wrestling (Run predominately by Wrestling Genius Paul Heymen.) will depend on our own independent promotional campaigns, AND THATS FINE BY US.

We here at f-yourblog.com want TOTAL CREATIVE FREEDOM and you know the old saying “If you want something done right do it YOURSELF”

One great FREE Promo Tool is obviously Facebook (Which I abandoned over 5 years ago) ,and in a one post I mentioned that a return to Facebook may be necessary for promotion thus practically inevitable. Well That folks is exactly what happened with one major set back.

I followed the Facebook rules and set up a Less Sober page only so I then could promo f-yourblog.com. I then set up a f-yourblog.com promo page to run symbiotically with Less Sober since I had to a mass “Friends” or as I prefer to call them “Sets of Eyes” ignorer to invite them over to the promo page I had established for f-yourblog.com.

In just UNDER 48 hours of almost non stop promo work on Facebook we had wrangled up 791 Sets of Eyes and referred them to them to the promo page which got a great reception.

So WTF Happened to suddenly end such a successful promotional campaign you may be wondering. Well heres what happened:

It was night two of the full blown nonstop f-yourblog.com promotion at a little after 2 am when so strange allegedly female (remember online deals in a great deal of smokes and mirrors hence the term “cat fishing”) started to IM me mercilessly as I ignored her. I have little to no patience especially for stupid shit like this so I finally broke down under the hail storm of bings made by FB’s notice of new message bullshit and simple wrote “Your Insistent.”

The unknown user then started to hound me wanting me to send her a personal picture. After another tirade of endless bings I informed her I don’t give out personal photos or post any online to protect MY PRIVACY. She became more insistent and then she shifted to annoyed. It was like dealing with a fucking 5 year old child. I decided I had had enough of this idle inane bullshit so I wrote “I’m bored and need to see a man about a Ostrich.” and promptly logged off. I then went and passed out on the office couch we pulled out of a dumpster at the bus terminal until the next morning.

At around 10am the following day I grabbed my laptop to continue promotional work for f-yourblog.com and found I was locked out. Apparently another user (wonder who that petty and vindictive child minded MORON that was) had reported me claiming the Less Sober/f-yourblog.com were “Fake Accounts.”

To reactivate the two accounts I was required to Show a Valid photo form of identification, and since I’m not a deranged serial killer I don’t carry a second ID for my Alter Ego. Less Sober is quite obviously an alias of sorts. In the writing world many famous authors such as Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Micheal Crichton, Dean Koontz, Benjamin Franklin, Charles Dickens, C.S. Lewis, and Ray Bradbury (just to name a few) have at one point used a “Pen Name”. A Pen Name is a FAKE NAME used by a popular/famous author for certain different projects.

Bottomline: Due to a small minded, dim witted, social media MORON’s bullshit report the wildly successful Facebook Indie Promo campaign was effectively shut the fuck down after a FURIOUS 48 of promotional work by Myself and Spacedog.

BUT HERES THE KICKER: The Facebook Indie Promo will RETURN TO FACEBOOK in the EXTREMELY NEAR Future. We at f-yourblog.com will never cease in our efforts to bring f-yourblog.com to the entire WORLD. We Aren’t Going ANYWHERE.