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FYB’s Fabulously Fucked Up Friday Night Film: TERROR FIRMER!!!

Welcome to FYB’s Fucked Up Friday Film is Proud to Present TROMA ENTERTAINMENT’s 1999 Horror Comedy Cult Classic the One and Only “TERROR FIRMER!!!

Terror Firmer is Directed by Independent Film Icon, and Troma Co-Founder Lloyd Kaufman. The Movie features several Direct References to Previous Troma Movies such as THE TOXIC AVEGER, and Includes Infamously Famous Troma Props like the “Penis Monster” from Troma’s Movie “TROMEO AND JULIET”. Terror Firmer is Loosely Based on James Gunn (who is one of Troma’s few Actual Employees and Writers of Terror Firmer) and Lloyd Kauffman’s Book Titled: All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger.

Brief Plot Summery: Terror Firmer is the Story of a Low-Budget Film Crew in New York, led by Their Insane and Egotistical BLIND Director Larry Benjamin (Played by Lloyd Kauffman Himself) , who is Trying to Create a Cinematic Masterpiece. In Addition to the Typical Trials, Tribulations, and Travails of working on a Troma Set, the Crew Members are being MURDERED by a SEXUALLY CONFLICTED HOMICIDAL SERIAL KILLER!

Terror Firmer Centers Mainly on Production Assistant Jennifer, who Struggles to do Her Job while trying to Decide between the Two Men in Her Life; the Strait Laced Boom Operator Casey, and the Rebellious Special Effects Operator Jerry. The Love Triangle Intensifies as the DEAD BODIES START TO MOUNT with Increasing BRUTALITY! The Entire Film Crew must Band Together (both Physically and Sexually) Against the Mortal Threat in Their Midst in this Movie within a Movie. Enjoy.

[NOTE To The Viewer: We were Only Able to Locate Two Free Copies of Terror Firmer the First of Which was Completely CENSORED. Cencorship is fucking UnAmerican, and Something Troma has Stood Against for Decades. The Version of Terror Firmer Featured here is the Second Free (and UNCENSORED Version of the Film) which unfortunately comes with Annoyingly Extraneous Sub Titles Which You’ll have to Turn Off Manually.]

We Hope You Enjoyed this Tale of Troma and The Psychotic Transexual as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented by Les Sober

FYB’S Fucked Up Friday Film: COMBAT SHOCK!

FYB is Psyched to Present this Fucked Up Friday Film COMBAT SHOCK!! Combat Shock is a Cult Classic War Drama Written, Produced, and Directed by Buddy Giovinazzo and Starring His Brother Rick GioVinazzo. Combat Shock was Released in 1986 to Mixed Negative and Critical Reviews with the Acceptation of a Small Cult Following of Fans, and is Distributed by None Other then Indie Film Icon TROMA ENTERTAINMENT!

“Filled to the brim with Nerve-Shredding Nihilism, Total Despair, and a Take No Prisoners Attitude…Combat Shock is one of the Bleakest Films you’ll ever have the chance to see.” – Kurt Dahlke (DVD Talk)

“Combat Shock is Dismal and Depressing, and in its Nerve-Wracking Realism it makes Zero Excuses for the Establishment and its Indifference.” – Film Threat

“But this Downer Drama…might be Too Much Horror for the viewer to take without any light moments.”- Dennis Schwartz (Ozus’ World Movie Reviews)

Brief Pot Summer: Set in Staten Island Combat Shock follows Unemployed Vietnam Vet and Prisoner of War Frankie. Frankie who suffers from a Severe Case of PTSD lives in Complete Poverty in a Squalid Apartment with His Pregnant Nagging Wife and DEFORMED BABY Boy. Frankie is convinced the reason for His Son being a Deformed Mutant is due to the Fact He was Exposed to the CHEMICAL WEAPON AGENT ORANGE while serving His Country in Vietnam. Surround by the Depravity of Urban Life and Crime Frankie’s Sanity Starts to Slip. Frankie’s inability to find gainful Employment fuel’s His DEADLY DOWNWARD SPIRAL into Insanity, Murder, Petty Crime, and Death! Enjoy.

We Hope You Enjoyed this Demented Tale of Destitution and Madness as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented By Les Sober

FYB’s Saturday Sing-A-Long Cinema Presents: CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL

FYB is Elated to Present the 1993 Musical Black Comedy Cult Classic CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL By None Other Than South Park Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Long Before Success on Comedy Central with South Park there was only Cannibal! The Musical!!!

Cannibal! The Musical is the True (Historical) Story of Alfred Packer the Only Person CONVICTED OF CANNIBALISM in America.

Set in 1873, Cannibal! The Musical Focuses on Alfred Packer who has been Accused of CANNIBALIZING Members of His Own Traveling Party headed to the Colorado Territory. Packer tells His side of the DESPERATE, GRUESOME, and BLOODY Tale of Survival To News Reporter Polly Prye as He awaits His EXECUTION being Convicted MURDER AND CANNIBALISM!!!

Packer’s Story is as Follows while searching for Gold and Love in the Colorado Territory, He and His Companions Lost Their Way and were Forced to Resort to UNTHINKABLE HORRORS to Stay Alive Stranded in the Desolate Dead of Winter. Was Packer telling the Truth or Was he The COLD BLOODED CANNIBAL KILLER that Many Believed Him to Be???

Cannibal! The Musical Equates to the Classic American Musical OKLAHOMA on Bath Salts Colliding Head On with The Gory Cult Splatter Classic BLOODSUCKING FREAKS! The Carnage and Insanity Abound in Cannibal! The Musical as Japanese People pretend to be Native American Indians, A Cyclops’s Eye Spurts Puss, and Alfred Packard has a FULL BLOWN KUNG-FU FIGHT with a Fur Trapper by the Name of Frenchy. Enjoy.

We hope You enjoyed this Musical Tale of Murder and Mayhem as Much as We Did.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented By Les Sober

FYB’s Friday Midnight Movie By Troma Entertainment : The Toxic Avenger!

FYB could be any More Thrilled than We are to Present Troma Entertainment’s Cult Classic Superhero Black Comedy Splatter Horror Film THE TOXIC AVENGER!!!

The Toxic Avenger was Directed by Troma Founders Micheal Herz and Lloyd Kaufman and Released by Troma Entertainment in 1984. Troma has since Built it’s Legendary Reputation as The Kings of Independent Cinema, and Cult Following of Fans Producing LOW BUDGET B-MOVIES with CAMPY CONCEPTS, JUVENILE HUMOR, and OUTRAGEOUSLY GRUESOME VIOLENCE!

Plot Summery:

Melvin Ferd is a Stereotypical 98 pound Nerd weakling who works as a Janitor at a Local Gym in the Fictional Town of Tromaville, New Jersey, where the Gym Rat Jocks-particular Bozo, Slug, Wanda, and Julie- Harass Him Relentlessly. Melvin’s Tormentors get increasingly More and More Violent, even DELIBERATELY KILLING a YOUNG BOY on a Bike as Part of a Game while Driving around Town Getting Wasted. After The Gang hits the Young Boy They Stop to take Pictures of The CARNAGE as They Laugh at The DEAD BOY’S MANGLED AND LIFELESS CORPSE!

One Day Melvin is tricked during a Prank into wearing a Pink Tutu and Kissing a Sheep before being chased around by a Crowd of Laughing Gym Goers. Melvin Ends up Jumping through a Second Story Window and Landing Head First into a Drum of TOXIC WASTE! Melvin covered in Toxic Waste Residue BURSTS INTO FLAMES sending Him Screaming Down the Street IN HORROR. Melvin runs Home and seeks Refuge and Relief in His Bathtub, BUT the Toxic Chemicals TRANSFORM Melvin into s HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED MONSTER OF HUMAN SIZE AND STRENGTH!

A Gang of Drug Dealers, led by the Criminal Cigar Face, are harassing a Police Officer by the Name of O’Clancy, Trying to Buy Him Off, But O’Clancy Refuses Their Bride. Suddenly The Toxic Avenger appears Out of Nowhere and VIOLENTLY KILLS THE CRIMINALS! Only Cigar Face manages to Escape with His Life and Swears Revenge on The Toxic Avenger No Matter What.

Melvin returns Home, but His Mother is Terrified by His Appearance, and Refuses to let Melvin in the House. So Melvin- Publicly Dubbed “THE MONSTER HERO”(also know as Toxic Avenger or Toxie for Short.) and is Hailed as a Hero. Toxie retreats to the Tromaville Junkyard and Builds a Makeshift Home to Live In.

Elsewhere in Tromaville, a Street Gang are Holding Up a Mexican Restaurant and ATTACK a Blind Woman Named Sarah. They Gang KILLS SARAH’S GUIDE DOG, But Before Things get Worse for Sarah The Toxic Avenger Arrives. The Toxic Avenger precedes to WREAK BLOODY VENGEANCE on the Gang of Street Thugs. The Toxic Avenger continues to Fight Crime, including DRUG DEALERS, PEDOPHILE PIMPS, and He Also Takes His REVENGE on the Four Tormentors who caused His Transformation.

As The Toxic Avenger Gives Aid Helping the People of Tromaville, Mayor Belgoody, the Leader of Tromaville’s Extensive Crime Ring, Fearing being Caught Belgoody sends a Goon Squad lead by Cigar Face to Kill Toxie, But They Fail Miserably, and End Up Accidentally Killing Each other.

When The Toxic Avenger is Accused of MURDERING a Seemingly Innocent Old Lady in a Dry Cleaning Store (Who just so happens to be the Leader of an UNDERGROUND HUMAN TRAFFICKING RING), Belgoody uses the Opportunity to Call in The National Guard. The Toxic Avenger goes into Hiding afraid of what He has Become that is Until The Mayor and National Guard Hunt Toxie Down Trapping Him. As The National Guard prepares to Open Fire On Toxie the Citizens of Tromaville unite to Defend Their Beloved Monster. The MAyor’s Evil ways are Revealed, and The Toxic Avenger RIPS OUT BELGOODY’S ORGANS to see if He has “Any Guts”. The Toxic Avenger Then reassures the Citizens that He will Continue to Fight Crime, and Protect Tromaville from Evil.

Hope You Enjoyed Troma’s Toxic Tale of Terror as Much as We Did/Do.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented by Les Sober

FYB’s Friday Night Freakfest Film – The Good, The Bad, and the Subhumanoid: Class Of Nuke’Em High 3

Welcome to FYB’s Friday Night Freakfest Film Featuring Legendary Independent Film Company TROMA PICTURES with…….

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE SUBHUMANOID: CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH 3!!!

In this Troma’s Third Installment in the Horror Comedy Classic Class of Nuke’Em High Film Series (which was followed by Return to Nuke’Em High Volume 1 in 2013, and Return to Return to Nuke’Em High Aka Volume 2 in 2017)

Plot Summery: Seconds after the End of Class of Nuke’Em High 2, The Giant Mutant Squirrel or Tromie is Finally Subdued, and Life in Tromaville reruns to Normal. Roger Smith who is Now the Mayor of Tromaville is Celibates the Birth of His Twin Sons Dick and Adlai. That is Until Dick is Kidnapped at the Hospital and Subsequently Raised to be Evil by The Group of Thugs that Took Him. Meanwhile Adlai is Raised by Roger to be Kind, Courteous, and Peaceful.

Flash Forwarding Several Years into the Future, when Dick and Adlai are Fully Grown Adults, Trouble Comes in the Form of The Infamous and Loathsome Dr.Slag, Ph.D Who uses Dick to Commit a Crime and Then Frame Adlai for It. Dr. Slag does so hoping to turn the Citizens of Tromaville against Adlai. If Dr. Slags Evil Plot Works, Dr. Slag will turn the Town into a TOXIC WASTELAND, and with Doom Looming over Tromaville it’s up to Adlai to Save The Day.

Hope You Enjoyed This Troma Classic as Much as We Did (and Still Do)

Presented By Les Sober

Chief Editor Les Sobers Successful 48hr. Facebook Indie Promo Ends Up Banned.

First and foremost Spacedog and I would like to apologize to our readers, friends, family, fans and supporters. We were mending our ways and trying to post articles at a more respectable pace, and we were well on our way. We assure you things at f-yourblog.com are back on track and the improvements will continue.

We at f-yourblog.com sacrifice our beer money to keep the lights on because we are that dedicated to this project. See f-yourblog.com operates a minuscule micro budget we can not afford the exorbitant fees’s (Highway robbery is more like it) charged by Professional Internet Blog Promotions Manager.

So just like so many other great companies such as Troma Entertainment (Troma has been making some of the greatest independent films on their own terms for 42 years) and Extreme Championship Wrestling (Run predominately by Wrestling Genius Paul Heymen.) will depend on our own independent promotional campaigns, AND THATS FINE BY US.

We here at f-yourblog.com want TOTAL CREATIVE FREEDOM and you know the old saying “If you want something done right do it YOURSELF”

One great FREE Promo Tool is obviously Facebook (Which I abandoned over 5 years ago) ,and in a one post I mentioned that a return to Facebook may be necessary for promotion thus practically inevitable. Well That folks is exactly what happened with one major set back.

I followed the Facebook rules and set up a Less Sober page only so I then could promo f-yourblog.com. I then set up a f-yourblog.com promo page to run symbiotically with Less Sober since I had to a mass “Friends” or as I prefer to call them “Sets of Eyes” ignorer to invite them over to the promo page I had established for f-yourblog.com.

In just UNDER 48 hours of almost non stop promo work on Facebook we had wrangled up 791 Sets of Eyes and referred them to them to the promo page which got a great reception.

So WTF Happened to suddenly end such a successful promotional campaign you may be wondering. Well heres what happened:

It was night two of the full blown nonstop f-yourblog.com promotion at a little after 2 am when so strange allegedly female (remember online deals in a great deal of smokes and mirrors hence the term “cat fishing”) started to IM me mercilessly as I ignored her. I have little to no patience especially for stupid shit like this so I finally broke down under the hail storm of bings made by FB’s notice of new message bullshit and simple wrote “Your Insistent.”

The unknown user then started to hound me wanting me to send her a personal picture. After another tirade of endless bings I informed her I don’t give out personal photos or post any online to protect MY PRIVACY. She became more insistent and then she shifted to annoyed. It was like dealing with a fucking 5 year old child. I decided I had had enough of this idle inane bullshit so I wrote “I’m bored and need to see a man about a Ostrich.” and promptly logged off. I then went and passed out on the office couch we pulled out of a dumpster at the bus terminal until the next morning.

At around 10am the following day I grabbed my laptop to continue promotional work for f-yourblog.com and found I was locked out. Apparently another user (wonder who that petty and vindictive child minded MORON that was) had reported me claiming the Less Sober/f-yourblog.com were “Fake Accounts.”

To reactivate the two accounts I was required to Show a Valid photo form of identification, and since I’m not a deranged serial killer I don’t carry a second ID for my Alter Ego. Less Sober is quite obviously an alias of sorts. In the writing world many famous authors such as Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Micheal Crichton, Dean Koontz, Benjamin Franklin, Charles Dickens, C.S. Lewis, and Ray Bradbury (just to name a few) have at one point used a “Pen Name”. A Pen Name is a FAKE NAME used by a popular/famous author for certain different projects.

Bottomline: Due to a small minded, dim witted, social media MORON’s bullshit report the wildly successful Facebook Indie Promo campaign was effectively shut the fuck down after a FURIOUS 48 of promotional work by Myself and Spacedog.

BUT HERES THE KICKER: The Facebook Indie Promo will RETURN TO FACEBOOK in the EXTREMELY NEAR Future. We at f-yourblog.com will never cease in our efforts to bring f-yourblog.com to the entire WORLD. We Aren’t Going ANYWHERE.