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FYB could be any More Thrilled than We are to Present Troma Entertainment’s Cult Classic Superhero Black Comedy Splatter Horror Film THE TOXIC AVENGER!!!

The Toxic Avenger was Directed by Troma Founders Micheal Herz and Lloyd Kaufman and Released by Troma Entertainment in 1984. Troma has since Built it’s Legendary Reputation as The Kings of Independent Cinema, and Cult Following of Fans Producing LOW BUDGET B-MOVIES with CAMPY CONCEPTS, JUVENILE HUMOR, and OUTRAGEOUSLY GRUESOME VIOLENCE!

Plot Summery:

Melvin Ferd is a Stereotypical 98 pound Nerd weakling who works as a Janitor at a Local Gym in the Fictional Town of Tromaville, New Jersey, where the Gym Rat Jocks-particular Bozo, Slug, Wanda, and Julie- Harass Him Relentlessly. Melvin’s Tormentors get increasingly More and More Violent, even DELIBERATELY KILLING a YOUNG BOY on a Bike as Part of a Game while Driving around Town Getting Wasted. After The Gang hits the Young Boy They Stop to take Pictures of The CARNAGE as They Laugh at The DEAD BOY’S MANGLED AND LIFELESS CORPSE!

One Day Melvin is tricked during a Prank into wearing a Pink Tutu and Kissing a Sheep before being chased around by a Crowd of Laughing Gym Goers. Melvin Ends up Jumping through a Second Story Window and Landing Head First into a Drum of TOXIC WASTE! Melvin covered in Toxic Waste Residue BURSTS INTO FLAMES sending Him Screaming Down the Street IN HORROR. Melvin runs Home and seeks Refuge and Relief in His Bathtub, BUT the Toxic Chemicals TRANSFORM Melvin into s HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED MONSTER OF HUMAN SIZE AND STRENGTH!

A Gang of Drug Dealers, led by the Criminal Cigar Face, are harassing a Police Officer by the Name of O’Clancy, Trying to Buy Him Off, But O’Clancy Refuses Their Bride. Suddenly The Toxic Avenger appears Out of Nowhere and VIOLENTLY KILLS THE CRIMINALS! Only Cigar Face manages to Escape with His Life and Swears Revenge on The Toxic Avenger No Matter What.

Melvin returns Home, but His Mother is Terrified by His Appearance, and Refuses to let Melvin in the House. So Melvin- Publicly Dubbed “THE MONSTER HERO”(also know as Toxic Avenger or Toxie for Short.) and is Hailed as a Hero. Toxie retreats to the Tromaville Junkyard and Builds a Makeshift Home to Live In.

Elsewhere in Tromaville, a Street Gang are Holding Up a Mexican Restaurant and ATTACK a Blind Woman Named Sarah. They Gang KILLS SARAH’S GUIDE DOG, But Before Things get Worse for Sarah The Toxic Avenger Arrives. The Toxic Avenger precedes to WREAK BLOODY VENGEANCE on the Gang of Street Thugs. The Toxic Avenger continues to Fight Crime, including DRUG DEALERS, PEDOPHILE PIMPS, and He Also Takes His REVENGE on the Four Tormentors who caused His Transformation.

As The Toxic Avenger Gives Aid Helping the People of Tromaville, Mayor Belgoody, the Leader of Tromaville’s Extensive Crime Ring, Fearing being Caught Belgoody sends a Goon Squad lead by Cigar Face to Kill Toxie, But They Fail Miserably, and End Up Accidentally Killing Each other.

When The Toxic Avenger is Accused of MURDERING a Seemingly Innocent Old Lady in a Dry Cleaning Store (Who just so happens to be the Leader of an UNDERGROUND HUMAN TRAFFICKING RING), Belgoody uses the Opportunity to Call in The National Guard. The Toxic Avenger goes into Hiding afraid of what He has Become that is Until The Mayor and National Guard Hunt Toxie Down Trapping Him. As The National Guard prepares to Open Fire On Toxie the Citizens of Tromaville unite to Defend Their Beloved Monster. The MAyor’s Evil ways are Revealed, and The Toxic Avenger RIPS OUT BELGOODY’S ORGANS to see if He has “Any Guts”. The Toxic Avenger Then reassures the Citizens that He will Continue to Fight Crime, and Protect Tromaville from Evil.

Hope You Enjoyed Troma’s Toxic Tale of Terror as Much as We Did/Do.

Thanks for Watching,

Presented by Les Sober

First and foremost Spacedog and I would like to apologize to our readers, friends, family, fans and supporters. We were mending our ways and trying to post articles at a more respectable pace, and we were well on our way. We assure you things at f-yourblog.com are back on track and the improvements will continue.

We at f-yourblog.com sacrifice our beer money to keep the lights on because we are that dedicated to this project. See f-yourblog.com operates a minuscule micro budget we can not afford the exorbitant fees’s (Highway robbery is more like it) charged by Professional Internet Blog Promotions Manager.

So just like so many other great companies such as Troma Entertainment (Troma has been making some of the greatest independent films on their own terms for 42 years) and Extreme Championship Wrestling (Run predominately by Wrestling Genius Paul Heymen.) will depend on our own independent promotional campaigns, AND THATS FINE BY US.

We here at f-yourblog.com want TOTAL CREATIVE FREEDOM and you know the old saying “If you want something done right do it YOURSELF”

One great FREE Promo Tool is obviously Facebook (Which I abandoned over 5 years ago) ,and in a one post I mentioned that a return to Facebook may be necessary for promotion thus practically inevitable. Well That folks is exactly what happened with one major set back.

I followed the Facebook rules and set up a Less Sober page only so I then could promo f-yourblog.com. I then set up a f-yourblog.com promo page to run symbiotically with Less Sober since I had to a mass “Friends” or as I prefer to call them “Sets of Eyes” ignorer to invite them over to the promo page I had established for f-yourblog.com.

In just UNDER 48 hours of almost non stop promo work on Facebook we had wrangled up 791 Sets of Eyes and referred them to them to the promo page which got a great reception.

So WTF Happened to suddenly end such a successful promotional campaign you may be wondering. Well heres what happened:

It was night two of the full blown nonstop f-yourblog.com promotion at a little after 2 am when so strange allegedly female (remember online deals in a great deal of smokes and mirrors hence the term “cat fishing”) started to IM me mercilessly as I ignored her. I have little to no patience especially for stupid shit like this so I finally broke down under the hail storm of bings made by FB’s notice of new message bullshit and simple wrote “Your Insistent.”

The unknown user then started to hound me wanting me to send her a personal picture. After another tirade of endless bings I informed her I don’t give out personal photos or post any online to protect MY PRIVACY. She became more insistent and then she shifted to annoyed. It was like dealing with a fucking 5 year old child. I decided I had had enough of this idle inane bullshit so I wrote “I’m bored and need to see a man about a Ostrich.” and promptly logged off. I then went and passed out on the office couch we pulled out of a dumpster at the bus terminal until the next morning.

At around 10am the following day I grabbed my laptop to continue promotional work for f-yourblog.com and found I was locked out. Apparently another user (wonder who that petty and vindictive child minded MORON that was) had reported me claiming the Less Sober/f-yourblog.com were “Fake Accounts.”

To reactivate the two accounts I was required to Show a Valid photo form of identification, and since I’m not a deranged serial killer I don’t carry a second ID for my Alter Ego. Less Sober is quite obviously an alias of sorts. In the writing world many famous authors such as Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Micheal Crichton, Dean Koontz, Benjamin Franklin, Charles Dickens, C.S. Lewis, and Ray Bradbury (just to name a few) have at one point used a “Pen Name”. A Pen Name is a FAKE NAME used by a popular/famous author for certain different projects.

Bottomline: Due to a small minded, dim witted, social media MORON’s bullshit report the wildly successful Facebook Indie Promo campaign was effectively shut the fuck down after a FURIOUS 48 of promotional work by Myself and Spacedog.

BUT HERES THE KICKER: The Facebook Indie Promo will RETURN TO FACEBOOK in the EXTREMELY NEAR Future. We at f-yourblog.com will never cease in our efforts to bring f-yourblog.com to the entire WORLD. We Aren’t Going ANYWHERE.

Tag: Troma Pictures

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